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Tiggum: Oct 24, 2007; Your life and your quest end here.

Captain Monkey posted:

Why did they do this? It was so boring every single time. They'd walk around and just like.. look at these for-sale houses. Then we'd go home and make dinner.

My parents liked "going for a drive". Not to anywhere, just driving around. We'd have to stop whatever we were doing just to sit in the car for an hour and end up back home. I still don't understand why anyone would want to do that - especially with four kids.

# ? Sep 23, 2019 07:12

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# ? May 20, 2024 13:48

Eschenique: Jul 19, 2019

Tiggum posted:

My parents liked "going for a drive". Not to anywhere, just driving around. We'd have to stop whatever we were doing just to sit in the car for an hour and end up back home. I still don't understand why anyone would want to do that - especially with four kids.

Houses rented out for swing parties?

We need a thread for these stories where we explore them with the dark cynicism of our adult selves.

# ? Sep 23, 2019 07:18

doverhog: May 31, 2013; Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

Maybe the kids stopped running, screaming, and knocking over vases if they were locked in a moving car.

# ? Sep 23, 2019 07:19

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
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Push El Burrito posted:

My parents used to take me and my 12 siblings to an old well like 4 hours down the road and we would play hide and seek in the woods and have a picnic. At the end of the day they would toss some big bundle of something in there and then me and my 11 siblings would pile in the van and go home. We would usually get ice cream on the way home. Then we would do it all again the next year. Really nice memories being an only child in high school.

So were you the best or the worst at hide and seek?

# ? Sep 23, 2019 07:23

doverhog: May 31, 2013; Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

Hide and stay hidden.

# ? Sep 23, 2019 07:28

aardwolf: Apr 27, 2013

Captain Monkey posted:

Are you my sibling?

Why did they do this? It was so boring every single time. They'd walk around and just like.. look at these for-sale houses. Then we'd go home and make dinner.

That was their drop point to pick up new orders from the KGB :ssh:

# ? Sep 23, 2019 07:38

Gum: Mar 9, 2008; _{oho, a rapist

time to try this puppy out}

Tiggum posted:

My parents liked "going for a drive". Not to anywhere, just driving around. We'd have to stop whatever we were doing just to sit in the car for an hour and end up back home. I still don't understand why anyone would want to do that - especially with four kids.

they just really hated the environment

# ? Sep 23, 2019 07:51

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Gum posted:

they just really hated the environment

boomers.txt

# ? Sep 23, 2019 08:15

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
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Tiggum posted:

My parents liked "going for a drive". Not to anywhere, just driving around. We'd have to stop whatever we were doing just to sit in the car for an hour and end up back home. I still don't understand why anyone would want to do that - especially with four kids.

Gotta get that lead brain into you somehow

# ? Sep 23, 2019 08:21

stringless: Dec 28, 2005; keyboard ⌨️ cowboy

Tiggum posted:

My parents liked "going for a drive". Not to anywhere, just driving around. We'd have to stop whatever we were doing just to sit in the car for an hour and end up back home. I still don't understand why anyone would want to do that - especially with four kids.

Was it usually at night? That can be a good way to get kids to go to sleep.

# ? Sep 23, 2019 09:00

Tiggum: Oct 24, 2007; Your life and your quest end here.

FFT posted:

Was it usually at night? That can be a good way to get kids to go to sleep.

Nope. After lunch, usually. Occasionally in the morning.

# ? Sep 23, 2019 09:04

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

repiv posted:

https://twitter.com/arishish/status/1174904048811556866

So what am I looking at

# ? Sep 23, 2019 09:45

Perestroika: Apr 8, 2010

Milo and POTUS posted:

So what am I looking at

Trudeau recently got into some trouble because it surfaced that he had blackface incidents in his past.

# ? Sep 23, 2019 10:16

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

It's an empty podium though

# ? Sep 23, 2019 10:36

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/existentialcoms/status/1176053610666315777

# ? Sep 23, 2019 10:39

Bar Ran Dun: Jan 22, 2006

doverhog posted:

Maybe the kids stopped running, screaming, and knocking over vases if they were locked in a moving car.

This guy get it. Slap in a kids music cd and look at the scenery for a hour. One parent gets to be a passanger for an hour and to enjoy the sweet embrace of not having to do anything during the drive.

# ? Sep 23, 2019 17:09

Sir Lemming: Jan 27, 2009; It's a piece of JUNK!

Yeah, but when you strap your kids down for an hour at home it's called :airquote:

child abuse :airquote:

# ? Sep 23, 2019 17:44

Mister Mind: Mar 20, 2009; I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm

https://twitter.com/kagrox/status/1176171833768501251?s=21

# ? Sep 23, 2019 17:58

Roblo: Dec 10, 2007; I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Milo and POTUS posted:

It's an empty podium though

Do you genuinely have trouble reading?

# ? Sep 23, 2019 18:02

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

I know about Trudeau but all I see is an empty platform and a (naturally) black guy in the background. What's magical

# ? Sep 23, 2019 18:56

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

I guess there's text on the middle arch thing but I can't quite read it

# ? Sep 23, 2019 18:58

Danaru: Jun 5, 2012; 何 ??

Jesus christ dude

# ? Sep 23, 2019 18:58

extremely online: Mar 23, 2018; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Milo and POTUS posted:

I guess there's text on the middle arch thing but I can't quite read it

Can you read the words in the tweet?

# ? Sep 23, 2019 19:02

Eschenique: Jul 19, 2019

Inceltown posted:

https://twitter.com/existentialcoms/status/1176053610666315777

Someone got a job in game development I see!

# ? Sep 23, 2019 19:23

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

extremely online posted:

Can you read the words in the tweet?

I mean it doesn't make a whole lot of sense other than just being topical? It's an empty stage. It's funnier without the picture

# ? Sep 23, 2019 19:28

Ariong: Jun 25, 2012; Get bashed, platonist!

Danaru posted:

Jesus christ dude

# ? Sep 23, 2019 19:29

Dave Grool: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

Milo and POTUS posted:

I mean it doesn't make a whole lot of sense other than just being topical? It's an empty stage. It's funnier without the picture

maybe jokes just aren't your thing

# ? Sep 23, 2019 19:31

christmas boots: Oct 15, 2012; To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out; Biscuit Hider

Milo and POTUS posted:

I guess there's text on the middle arch thing but I can't quite read it

Is this "trolling"?

# ? Sep 23, 2019 19:33

HaB: Jan 5, 2001; What are the odds?

christmas boots posted:

Is this "trolling"?

definitely trolling now. It might not have been at first.

# ? Sep 23, 2019 19:41

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

https://twitter.com/turnageb/status/1175406228803149824

# ? Sep 23, 2019 19:46

christmas boots: Oct 15, 2012; To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out; Biscuit Hider

HaB posted:

definitely trolling now. It might not have been at first.

Ah yes, the "I embarrassed myself now pretend I was just trolling the whole time" gambit. I know it all too well.

# ? Sep 23, 2019 19:47

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

No I mean I was looking at the picture trying to figure it out

HaB posted:

definitely trolling now. It might not have been at first.

You have no idea how stupid I can be.

# ? Sep 23, 2019 19:51

Black August: Sep 28, 2003

In don�t see what the stage image has to do with the text either and y�all being loving rude to the dude about it

# ? Sep 23, 2019 20:07

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
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Justin Trudeau August posted:

In don�t see what the stage image has to do with the text either and y�all being loving rude to the dude about it

The picture is from the article. The article is about the blackest black. Trudeau has been in trouble for wearing blackface. The joke is that Jack Trudeau will use this, the blackest black, to perform the blackest black face. The picture is not required for the joke, it is merely part of the article which was the setup and can be ignored. Its presence is retroactively fully justified by the absolute hilarity of watching Milo and POTUS going full cow tools.

# ? Sep 23, 2019 20:25

christmas boots: Oct 15, 2012; To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out; Biscuit Hider

The image came with the original tweet that was replied to. It's not the joke.

# ? Sep 23, 2019 20:25

Dave Grool: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

Milo and POTUS posted:

You have no idea how stupid I can be.

We're getting there

# ? Sep 23, 2019 20:27

extremely online: Mar 23, 2018; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Milo and POTUS posted:

I mean it doesn't make a whole lot of sense other than just being topical? It's an empty stage. It's funnier without the picture

No, the words in the tweet. The words. Read them all, in order.

# ? Sep 23, 2019 20:32

Olaf The Stout: Oct 16, 2009; FORUMS NO.1 SLEEPY DAWGS MEMESTER

Mister Mind posted:

https://twitter.com/kagrox/status/1176171833768501251?s=21

Is that Greta? Her feelings are my own in this moment.

# ? Sep 23, 2019 20:55

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Splicer posted:

The picture is from the article. The article is about the blackest black. Trudeau has been in trouble for wearing blackface. The joke is that Jack Trudeau will use this, the blackest black, to perform the blackest black face. The picture is not required for the joke, it is merely part of the article which was the setup and can be ignored. Its presence is retroactively fully justified by the absolute hilarity of watching Milo and POTUS going full cow tools.

At least this guy is enjoying himself.

# ? Sep 23, 2019 21:01

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Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

Milo and POTUS posted:

No I mean I was looking at the picture trying to figure it out

You have no idea how stupid I can be.

So the joke is that someone invented the blackest black and the tweet implied that Justin Trudeau would use it for the purposes of blackface.

E: beaten

# ? Sep 23, 2019 23:04

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