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Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

Private Speech posted:

Thank you BBC for this relevant nugget of knowledge.

this just shows how meritocratic the U.K. can be, for you too could become a grammar school girl from Yorkshire if you tried hard enough

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twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Doc Hawkins posted:

oh thank god, this one's actually parodic

I'm not entirely sure, but in either case it's indistinguishable from the real ones which retweet this account

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

Jel Shaker posted:

this just shows how meritocratic the U.K. can be, for you too could become a grammar school girl from Yorkshire if you tried hard enough

it really is damning when it's easier to point out when someone prominent is not from one of the incredibly expensive institutions of child abuse that produces most of the british ruling class, isn't it

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

can we all take a moment to appreciate the fact that an aristocrat can illegally suspend parliament and they face no punishment (aside from Charlie lmao) but if you are poor and do some dumb poo poo you’ll land in the English Channel or wherever place you all throw your undesirables

upsidedown
Dec 30, 2008
https://twitter.com/Jpiinks/status/1176555483878043649

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Brexit... lmao

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

god loving dammit i thought brexit was pulling ahead in the "incredible stupidity" war going on with the USA, but now they're gonna impeach trump and it's neck and neck again

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




when she was young, the fields and meadows were filled w wild yorkie bars (from which yorkshire takes its name). back before the eu ruined it all

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




she ofc could not eat them, by law

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Squizzle posted:

she ofc could not eat them, by law
Like the swans, wild Yorkie bars all belong to the Queen.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

god loving dammit i thought brexit was pulling ahead in the "incredible stupidity" war going on with the USA, but now they're gonna impeach trump and it's neck and neck again

I'm not sure if "pulling ahead" here means being more stupid or less stupid but I choose to agree in either case.

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

FMguru posted:

Like the swans, wild Yorkie bars all belong to the Queen.

She's welcome to them. They taste like cooking chocolate.

Yorkies that is, not swans. I imagine swans taste like a posh version of crispy duck.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011


That's some pro click if I ever saw one

give that man a medal

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




poo poo, they DO taste like cooking chocolate. I've been trying to put my finger on that for years

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Vox Nihili posted:

I'm not sure if "pulling ahead" here means being more stupid or less stupid but I choose to agree in either case.

it means brexit

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014



:scotland:

THERE IS A BRITAIN OUTSIDE LONDON SELECTED PARTS OF ENGLAND.

foobardog
Apr 19, 2007

There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend :)
Fine I guess we'll go to Wales, but only if it's not too far.

Uranium
Sep 11, 2001

Through constant decay
Uranium creates
the radioactive ray.



looks like they think northern ireland may need to be left out of the UK

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

Uranium posted:

looks like they think northern ireland may need to be left out of the UK

stuck clock right twice a day etc

a neurotic ai
Mar 22, 2012

BMX Ninja posted:



:scotland:

THERE IS A BRITAIN OUTSIDE LONDON SELECTED PARTS OF ENGLAND.

idgi... London is ON the poster

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Boris truml and Netanyahu all going down in one year ?

it won’t happen but lol

foobardog
Apr 19, 2007

There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend :)

a neurotic ai posted:

idgi... London is ON the poster

They're talking about The City

Sailor Cat
Aug 28, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Wait, this is real?

Valko
Sep 18, 2015
I thought it was real - why i posted it - but it turns out to be Geoffrey Moon.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Valko posted:

This fucker keeps crawling out from whatever rock he lives under everytime he smells an opportunity. I mean seriously, is this guy human or some sort of creature from folklore - like a changeling or something:



I know it's not cool to make fun of children but look at the man he became.

lol i didn't think it was possible to have no chin and a double chin simultaneously but here we are

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
Thus, by a continuous shifting of rhetorical focus, Brexit.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


foobardog posted:

They're talking about The City

what's that supposed to be?! you can't call someplace "the city," we call san francisco that, its a controlled designation and...!

mother of god...they're going to brexit, they can call things whatever they want now!!

Sailor Cat
Aug 28, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Valko posted:

I thought it was real - why i posted it - but it turns out to be Geoffrey Moon.

No, I meant, this is a real person?

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

Doc Hawkins posted:

what's that supposed to be?! you can't call someplace "the city," we call san francisco that, its a controlled designation and...!

mother of god...they're going to brexit, they can call things whatever they want now!!

"The City" is short for "The City of London" which is not the same thing as "London" it has a different mayor and stuff.

Spime Wrangler
Feb 23, 2003

Because we can.

Sailor Cat posted:

No, I meant, this is a real person?

yeah man he's got a wookiepedia entry and everything: https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Jeff_Moon

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

Spime Wrangler posted:

yeah man he's got a wookiepedia entry and everything: https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Jeff_Moon

Of course "Local Ugly Man" had to be given a name and backstory. Of course.

Sailor Cat
Aug 28, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
And his face just looked like that all the time? :lol: That is the most British face ever, I'm surprised you guys didn't make him king

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Lost the kid-fiddling competition.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Doc Hawkins posted:

what's that supposed to be?! you can't call someplace "the city," we call san francisco that, its a controlled designation and...!

mother of god...they're going to brexit, they can call things whatever they want now!!

we've got a Square Mile. it's full of cunts. brexit

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
Is the Queen going to cut Bojo's head off?

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
Boris in Brexitland

madey
Sep 17, 2007

I saved the Olympics singlehandedly
Some on. BBC 5 live just said: if queen victoria was still alive today do you think that Boris would have the gall to mislead her?

Queens today eh?

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


madey posted:

Some on. BBC 5 live just said: if queen victoria was still alive today do you think that Boris would have the gall to mislead her?

Queens today eh?

This is very good, healthy and normal thing to say.

Dravs
Mar 8, 2011

You've done well, kiddo.
Gammon on Radio 5 this morning demanding to know exactly what section and amendment of the law Boris had broken.

You'd think lying to the queens face would be enough for these swivel eyed loonies?

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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
What is to brexit?

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