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I kind of like this "Star Citizen Bile Archive" name. e: Taxxe
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# ? Sep 24, 2019 23:48 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 04:21 |
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Grubby Hobo posted:I kind of like this "Star Citizen Bile Archive" name. Me too, but the dueling Reddit and Forum thing is probably not a good idea.
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# ? Sep 25, 2019 00:20 |
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Hav posted:Me too, but the dueling Reddit and Forum thing is probably not a good idea. I've said it for years. Stay out of Reddit, point at the "game," all the humor is in the "game." The occasional Bunnyman post is funny, or the CPAP Commando, for a little variety. Otherwise the show here is the game and the people making the game. Every Reddit post here is like pulling the camera off a sitcom and pointing it to people in the audience and pointing and laughing at them instead. Scruffpuff fucked around with this message at 00:53 on Sep 25, 2019 |
# ? Sep 25, 2019 00:50 |
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Well anyway that's enough about the interceptor. Time to look forward to this Thursday when they'll do an ISC entirely about choosing the paintjob for the interceptor, and the sound that the interceptor makes when firing the interception beam, and the approximate temperature of the toilet seats on the interceptor, and
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# ? Sep 25, 2019 01:11 |
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Sarsapariller posted:Calling it now, this one's going to be a sales flop. lol
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# ? Sep 25, 2019 01:13 |
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Sarsapariller posted:Well anyway that's enough about the interceptor. What do you think this year's CitizenCon gimmick will be?
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# ? Sep 25, 2019 01:23 |
Scruffpuff posted:I've said it for years. Stay out of Reddit, point at the "game," all the humor is in the "game." The occasional Bunnyman post is funny, or the CPAP Commando, for a little variety. Otherwise the show here is the game and the people making the game. Every Reddit post here is like pulling the camera off a sitcom and pointing it to people in the audience and pointing and laughing at them instead.
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# ? Sep 25, 2019 01:31 |
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Scruffpuff posted:What do you think this year's CitizenCon gimmick will be? Hard to tell. Something enormously complex that's taken the manpower of half their studio for 6 months without ever once registering on the roadmap, would be my bet. I'm thinking multiple new systems and "Exploration" gameplay, i.e. traveling to the multiple new systems.
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# ? Sep 25, 2019 01:42 |
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Scruffpuff posted:I've said it for years. Stay out of Reddit, point at the "game," all the humor is in the "game." The occasional Bunnyman post is funny, or the CPAP Commando, for a little variety. Otherwise the show here is the game and the people making the game. Every Reddit post here is like pulling the camera off a sitcom and pointing it to people in the audience and pointing and laughing at them instead. Doing some drive-by mass downvoting is perfectly fine as it doesn't really mess with the natives that much.
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# ? Sep 25, 2019 01:55 |
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trucutru posted:Doing some drive-by mass downvoting is perfectly fine as it doesn't really mess with the natives that much. Can we put this on the big board as Goon Prime Directive? I defer to the high Council of the Cockroach king, of course. Sheero Pippi.
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# ? Sep 25, 2019 02:00 |
hello
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# ? Sep 25, 2019 02:02 |
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eonwe posted:hello hey, how ya doin'
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# ? Sep 25, 2019 02:06 |
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Hav posted:Can we put this on the big board as Goon Prime Directive? And, if you really, really hate that game and have just cashed a refund for your Idris-M then there are options for smart sophisticated people like you! https://www.soar.sh/service/buy-reddit-downvotes/
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# ? Sep 25, 2019 02:14 |
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Agony Aunt posted:I've got a criminal record. I sat on your lap one time!
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# ? Sep 25, 2019 02:29 |
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Sarsapariller posted:Hard to tell. Something enormously complex that's taken the manpower of half their studio for 6 months without ever once registering on the roadmap, would be my bet. I reckon there'll be some sort of huge build up of hype and expectation with very few spoilers or clues, everyone will watch with baited breath as CR, barely containing his own excitement and dribbling profusely, does the finger point to the vid tech guy and stammers the words "Um so yeah, ahhh, roll it". Then as the dark screen behind him slowly starts to come to life, the crowd of super nerds, clutching their 'not at all' limited edition SC tankards of factory made powered orange flavoured squash drink and visibly shaking, await the beauty of CR's "vision". Tears of joy well up in the eyes of absolutely all who witness the unfolding event, including us, here. CR's eyes grow large, almost anime-like in appearance, from the screen, light bursts into the venue causing all to squint. "LOOK ON MY WORKS, YE MIGHTY, AND DESPAIR!!" CR bellows, slowly, the crowds eyes adjust to the scorching light, the Goons watching from afar are lost for words, there are no words. The majesty of the spectacle is overwhelming. The screen shows, the cafeteria scene, a commando jitters to a chair and falls though it, the proceedural eggs are floating high above the frying pan, a T-posing commando in the background spins on the spot. It is glorious. Buy all the Idris.
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# ? Sep 25, 2019 02:37 |
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Scruffpuff posted:I've said it for years. Stay out of Reddit, point at the "game," all the humor is in the "game." The occasional Bunnyman post is funny, or the CPAP Commando, for a little variety. Otherwise the show here is the game and the people making the game. Every Reddit post here is like pulling the camera off a sitcom and pointing it to people in the audience and pointing and laughing at them instead. Also, Russ Abbott? Next thing you'll be mentioning Keith Harris, Frank Skinner and Peter loving Kay - all comedians who also think they can sing.
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# ? Sep 25, 2019 02:40 |
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Dogeh posted:
Jimmy Nail. Robson and Jerome. Americans have no idea what hellish evil the British pop charts have almost unleashed on the world. So many bad Christmas singles.
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# ? Sep 25, 2019 02:44 |
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Sabreseven posted:I reckon there'll be some sort of huge build up of hype and expectation with very few spoilers or clues, everyone will watch with baited breath as CR, barely containing his own excitement and dribbling profusely, does the finger point to the vid tech guy and stammers the words "Um so yeah, ahhh, roll it".
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# ? Sep 25, 2019 02:49 |
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Kosumo posted:not empty quoting Can't argue with that
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# ? Sep 25, 2019 02:51 |
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Scruffpuff posted:What do you think this year's CitizenCon gimmick will be? Some sort of slice (perhaps vertical) of SQ42. (It will immediately glitch out and crash, Chris will start sweating, and they'll have to revert to a prerecorded version.) Maybe some sort of new engine, or strongly hinting at one.
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# ? Sep 25, 2019 04:06 |
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Obviously.
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# ? Sep 25, 2019 04:09 |
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Tippis posted:
Oh, that's the good stuff...
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# ? Sep 25, 2019 04:28 |
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Zazz Razzamatazz posted:Oh, that's the good stuff... And then Mae Demming said yes for a second time.
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# ? Sep 25, 2019 04:30 |
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Dogeh posted:
I wish i could fly, right up to the sky, but i can't! Also, you missed... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KJGJRd8pGE
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# ? Sep 25, 2019 04:42 |
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Hav posted:Jimmy Nail. Well, its not all bad :P https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlNwudmrAbA
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# ? Sep 25, 2019 04:44 |
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chaosapiant posted:That's the thing. I'm probably wrong but I feel like Chris absolutely believes with all his heart that none of this is a scam. He reminds me of a child who was given too much money to design his dream toy, and while he's dreaming others are getting rich so long as he keeps dreaming. You're wrong, because he has a history of straight up scams.
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# ? Sep 25, 2019 04:58 |
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Sarsapariller posted:A 10k to 20k sphere is completely meaningless in a game where everyone can travel at 1km/sec when they've accelerated to top speed. It's even more meaningless when you realize that people are jetting around in QT at .2C and space is three-dimensional and infinite. Also a game where the physics programming and boundary collision detection was done by CIG. I mean, whatever else is going on here. these are shitizens and this is CR. of _fucking_ course they are going to buy this.
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# ? Sep 25, 2019 05:03 |
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Agony Aunt posted:Well, its not all bad :P The Mayor of Roysten Vasey was popular. I was working in a record shop when that came out, and people went absolutely mental for it.
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# ? Sep 25, 2019 05:33 |
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SoftNum posted:I mean, whatever else is going on here. these are shitizens and this is CR. of _fucking_ course they are going to buy this. I'm not sure they will. The whales may not be very piratey.
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# ? Sep 25, 2019 05:35 |
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I'm hoping this game gets to a point where it can be reliably griefed without having to pay more than like 50 bucks or on free fly events
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# ? Sep 25, 2019 05:51 |
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Looking at the mining stuff is very frustrating, because it seems like something so simple to make into a neat little gameplay loop that won't stress the servers, but it's just break rocks, sell rocks, and doing it in person vs. doing it via a ship is so inefficient that it's simply a novelty. So, I'd propose this: -There are some ores and minerals that get destroyed by ship mining. They're just too delicate. In fact, make that about half of all the things you can mine. You won't find these in every single cave, but they won't be so rare it's frustrating. -There's upgraded and extra equipment you can buy from a mining NPC, but he won't sell to just anyone. You have to prove you're worthy of it. Partly for ethical reasons, but also because mining equipment can be dangerous (and if you overeheat it, which should not be made easy to do, it can blow up as a bit of an Easter Egg). Also certain ores need to be carved out with care. But if you deliver enough of X ore and X mineral to the person, they'll sell you a better multitool. They'll also sell you things like a device that sucks up all the fragments on the ground so you don't have to pick them up by hand. And maybe better sensors to find new valuable ores and minerals. You can get progressively better stuff and become a geared-out expert that finds the ultra-rare stuff that makes on-foot mining more than a novelty. -In really rare cases, with special sensors, you might find archaeology discoveries. Old relics that are worth a lot and for which you can be traded on the black market for a variety of special items (like say, pills that will allow you to not get a heart attack while running). There, a reasonably straightforward and chill gameplay loop for on-foot mining with a couple of twists and progression, that involves all of two or three types of NPCs and a couple of special shops, and also doesn't involve implementing a crafting mini-game which frankly is a feature that's probably beyond them right now. I came up with this in 20 minutes. You could add the occasional cave monster, add ores that explode, and if you want to be anywhere close to as ambitious as regular MMOs, you could put them into crafting or have NPCs use these items for upgrades, but that's beyond Tier 0 and would take a lot more work. Caveat: I'm a little new to the Star Citizen schadenfreude community so sorry if what I'm suggesting is silly.
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# ? Sep 25, 2019 05:51 |
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Scruffpuff posted:What do you think this year's CitizenCon gimmick will be? Migrating to UE4. A ship that hints at new and exciting gameplay - moon fracking. Buy your own space station.
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# ? Sep 25, 2019 05:52 |
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Chrom1um posted:
So a hint: Thought you put in: <decent gameplay conjecture> Thought CR put in: "How do I separate more whales from their money before sandy chokes me for real this time."
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# ? Sep 25, 2019 05:56 |
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Gravity_Storm posted:Migrating to UE4. I'm surprised they haven't offered full on space stations or real estate options yet. these idiots are paying a grand for a jpeg how much for a poster sized jpeg?
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# ? Sep 25, 2019 05:59 |
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Chrom1um posted:Looking at the mining stuff is very frustrating, because it seems like something so simple to make into a neat little gameplay loop that won't stress the servers, but it's just break rocks, sell rocks, and doing it in person vs. doing it via a ship is so inefficient that it's simply a novelty. You’ve already put a lot more thought into this than CI!G, but we’re a freewheeling vile hate thread and quite inclusionary for our blood red anger and incoherent spite. I bought a Valve Index. Can someone point me at a resource for mining in ED?
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# ? Sep 25, 2019 06:00 |
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queef anxiety posted:I'm surprised they haven't offered full on space stations or real estate options yet. these idiots are paying a grand for a jpeg how much for a poster sized jpeg? Pretty sure they have done that edit: https://robertsspaceindustries.com/comm-link/engineering/16292-Q-A-Land-Claim-License/ so no pricing
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# ? Sep 25, 2019 06:09 |
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Sarsapariller posted:You will, at which point they'll turn and spend ~5 seconds accelerating to 1000m/s and 20 seconds leaving your interdiction zone and that's the end of that. What happens if you hide your ship around a player landing site like port olisar and turn your field on? Will people have to fly 20 km to get to warp? If you could hide or glitch into safety you could just leave the field on and walk away from your computer.
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# ? Sep 25, 2019 06:29 |
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Pixelate posted:One such goal is to make both Quantum Enforcement mechanics more nuanced. "I'm sure in the future we want to require you to have a bunch of Mantises or other ships with Quantum Enforcement Devices and pull them together to pull out a large Capital Ship," Tome suggested. "Maybe there will be a Capital Ship designed to pull out other Capital Ships. But for this first version we won't quite get to that balancing yet." This is absolutely everything Star Citizen has ever done. "Maybe... but we haven't designed / balanced that yet" What a loving goddamn shitshow holy gently caress, how do people fall for this Beet Wagon posted:20-30 km Oh my god its the missile launcher all over again Zaphod42 fucked around with this message at 06:40 on Sep 25, 2019 |
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skeletors_condom posted:I am glad I never played the SC2 campaign. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5z9X-EQEQDQ Its soooooo bad, what the gently caress Blizzard Massive cringe
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Not sure if this has been posted here before.. But if you look for space aramada on the Google Play store you can see the game proudly shows an anvenger spaceship as is icon. Not digging in any further almost every possible outcome makes me giggle. Has star citizen been in development so long some one has ripped off there assets and finished a game before star citizen left development? Or is this yet another example of blatent art theft by cig ?
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