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I found out where "2 Guys From Kabul" came from
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Sep 23, 2019 15:03
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Sep 23, 2019 15:07
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Iron Crowned posted:Thanks for showing us your Cologuard sample, tell us what the results are literally a lovely snipe it's a deep-fried mars bar a colleague had in edinburgh.
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Sep 23, 2019 15:27
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Sep 23, 2019 17:15
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This is alignment chart fodder if I've ever seen it
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Sep 23, 2019 17:30
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Vlex posted:literally a lovely snipe
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Sep 23, 2019 17:42
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CLAM DOWN posted:Please don't cum in your tacos DON'T YOU loving TELL ME WHERE TO CUM! (It's the not-so-secret sauce.)
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Sep 23, 2019 17:45
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Sep 23, 2019 20:36
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LifeSunDeath posted:The burger part of this just looks really really wrong Its giving me flashbacks from that Amy's Baking Company episode of Kitchen Nightmares where that crazy cat lady watched too many episodes of Martha Stewart and Rachel Ray and decided her amateur attempts at making fine dining food at what I'm pretty sure was just a pizza place were just as good. Cat-food like seafood, wet 'gourmet' hamburgers. Its one of the only episodes of 'reality television' I've purposefully watched and its worth every crazy minute. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFfk9QbKhLg Sekhmnet has a new favorite as of 21:40 on Sep 23, 2019 |
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Sep 23, 2019 21:31
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Sekhmnet posted:Its giving me flashbacks from that Amy's Baking Company episode of Kitchen Nightmares where that crazy cat lady watched too many episodes of Martha Stewart and Rachel Ray and decided her amateur attempts at making fine dining food at what I'm pretty sure was just a pizza place were just as good. Cat-food like seafood, wet 'gourmet' hamburgers. Its one of the only episodes of 'reality television' I've purposefully watched and its worth every crazy minute. Watching it now, the lady has Theranos Eyes 
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Sep 23, 2019 22:24
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Sep 23, 2019 22:29
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Distorted Kiwi posted:
pretty sure those are just frozen white castle  they're abominable...and I used to eat them often/shamefully.
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Sep 23, 2019 22:32
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Sekhmnet posted:Its giving me flashbacks from that Amy's Baking Company episode of Kitchen Nightmares where that crazy cat lady watched too many episodes of Martha Stewart and Rachel Ray and decided her amateur attempts at making fine dining food at what I'm pretty sure was just a pizza place were just as good. Cat-food like seafood, wet 'gourmet' hamburgers. Its one of the only episodes of 'reality television' I've purposefully watched and its worth every crazy minute. That "restaurant" makes sense if you consider it was just a money laundering front for a mobster (her husband). Though why they would choose to publicize their criminal scheme is a mystery for the ages. The guy's been deported to Israel for involvement in organized crime since the show aired, iirc. steinrokkan has a new favorite as of 22:37 on Sep 23, 2019 |
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Sep 23, 2019 22:34
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LifeSunDeath posted:pretty sure those are just frozen white castle Weirdly, the post was from the Yummly food app, so apparently they just steal pictures and make up semi-related recipes. Good work if you can get it, I suppose.
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Sep 23, 2019 22:38
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steinrokkan posted:That "restaurant" makes sense if you consider it was just a money laundering front for a mobster (her husband). Though why they would choose to publicize their criminal scheme is a mystery for the ages. The guy's been deported to Israel for involvement in organized crime since the show aired, iirc. Yeah I enjoyed his not-so-veiled threats to an internationally famous TV chef, fully knowing he was on camera. And I think it was less of a money laundering thing, and way more of a I want to make my insane trophy wife happy kind of thing; because I really need her to make my life here in America seem legit and I backed a bad horse kind of deal.
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Sep 23, 2019 23:28
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Sekhmnet posted:Its giving me flashbacks from that Amy's Baking Company episode of Kitchen Nightmares where that crazy cat lady watched too many episodes of Martha Stewart and Rachel Ray and decided her amateur attempts at making fine dining food at what I'm pretty sure was just a pizza place were just as good. Cat-food like seafood, wet 'gourmet' hamburgers. Its one of the only episodes of 'reality television' I've purposefully watched and its worth every crazy minute. You can tell how fake a reality show is by how frequently the camera cuts. The super staged shows will basically cut every sentence of a conversation. Amy's Baking Company had several continuous shots that basically ran from commercial to commercial. They didn't need to do poo poo they basically got the amount of material that normally takes a week to film in two days.
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Sep 24, 2019 04:06
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LifeSunDeath posted:pretty sure those are just frozen white castle That's when you cover your head while you eat to hide your shame from God.
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Sep 24, 2019 04:51
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M_Sinistrari posted:That's when you cover your head while you eat to hide your shame from God. I've always wanted to try Ortolan
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Sep 24, 2019 05:04
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sapiosexuals really getting out of hand
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Sep 24, 2019 08:28
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Sep 24, 2019 18:38
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Randaconda posted:
Those are just mozzarella sticks with a different cheese. ..... also would
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Sep 24, 2019 19:09
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Ain't nothing wrong with deep fried cheese. Babybel is bland af so this is an improvement.
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Sep 24, 2019 20:19
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the gently caress did you just say about my babybel
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Sep 24, 2019 21:02
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...but it looks like it still has the wax on it they breaded and deep-fried it, wax and all
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Sep 24, 2019 21:08
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StrangersInTheNight posted:...but it looks like it still has the wax on it Not sure where you're seeing that... If you mean those bright red splotches, that's probably the chili sauce described in the post.
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Sep 24, 2019 21:12
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Ur supposed to eat the rind, philistine
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Sep 24, 2019 21:12
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what an uncultured loving horde. Discard the paper string, eat the red crust. Plebs!
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Sep 24, 2019 21:31
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it gives your stool a nice glossy waxy sheen.
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Sep 24, 2019 21:53
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Also eat the plastic wrap from string cheese and the Hot Pocket sleeve
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Sep 24, 2019 22:02
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CzarChasm posted:Not sure where you're seeing that... yeah I was thinking those red splotches were melted wax. because otherwise wtf is cursed about fried cheese with chili sauce?
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Sep 24, 2019 22:27
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Just another instance of Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau in brownface smh
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Sep 24, 2019 22:45
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Distorted Kiwi posted:
I'll bet these would look tasty if the picture hadn't been taken with a potato. Also, lol at soup "mix". Reminds me of the first time I had actual ranch dressing, then realized 90% of restaurants just mix a ranch flavor pack into some milk.
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Sep 24, 2019 23:02
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Those sliders are a Pinterest thing where you make a giant square party and cut a pack of rolls in half and then cut them all into little squares
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Sep 25, 2019 00:00
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Fried baby bell sounds totally great but not worth the cost/effortLabes for days posted:Garfield Eats marketing gettin weiiiiiiird.
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Sep 25, 2019 00:01
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angerbeet posted:Those sliders are a Pinterest thing where you make a giant square party and cut a pack of rolls in half and then cut them all into little squares Sounds efficient 
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Sep 25, 2019 00:34
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angerbeet posted:Those sliders are a Pinterest thing where you make a giant square party and cut a pack of rolls in half and then cut them all into little squares You better post some proof, I can't deal with pintrest myself, it's too loving stupid.
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Sep 25, 2019 00:43
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 https://tasty.co/recipe/cheeseburger-sliders Yes I know it's still Tasty but please enjoy the unseasoned hunk of ground beef swimming in grease e: this one features a bacon weave lattice and actual seasoning https://hostthetoast.com/loaded-juicy-lucy-sheet-pan-sliders/
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Sep 25, 2019 02:06
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Awful food story time. I was just chopping some habaneros to put in my pickled onions and after washing my hands like 3 times, I went to the bathroom. I guess I didn't wash them enough because my dick is on fire right now, goddamn.
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DiggityDoink posted:Awful food story time. I was just chopping some habaneros to put in my pickled onions and after washing my hands like 3 times, I went to the bathroom. I guess I didn't wash them enough because my dick is on fire right now, goddamn. I've done this when drunkenly making chili, except also rubbing my eyes with the spicy hand and rushing to the bathroom to take my contacts out (without washing my hands, which of course made it worse). Had to call out from work the next morning because my contacts were still too spicy and I can't see for poo poo without them. The worst part was having to test them every hour or so that morning to see if I could salvage part of the day only to find out that nope, they still make it look like you have a nasty case of pink eye within a minute.
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