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Caros
May 14, 2008

1st rate. 1st quality....

loving orange goon could not remember the phrase first hand.

He is so melty and has absolutely no defence here, he is just babbling incoherently, even for him.

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BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

Is Nunes gonna just run in there and try to eat all the paper real quick?

Residency Evil
Jul 28, 2003

4/5 godo... Schumi
Does this seem...more rambling than usual?

Zapf Dingbat
Jan 9, 2001


brain doctors need to record this and use it to show family members of dementia patients so they can show them what it's like.

Almost Smart
Sep 14, 2001

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway. when you had sex with me and that monkey
"It was the Democrats doing bad things all along in Ukraine! Look it up!"

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

I had a busy day. How did Chris Murphy become the scapegoat? That seems random.

Zapf Dingbat
Jan 9, 2001


poo poo your pants donny

Nephzinho
Jan 25, 2008





This feels like someone talking about how much fun the bachelor party was until that hooker's body just showed up out of nowhere.

Tormented
Jan 22, 2004

"And the goat shall bear upon itself all their iniquities unto a solitary place..."
So low energy, he sounds like he his brain is dying.

scuz
Aug 29, 2003

You can't be angry ALL the time!




Fun Shoe

Zapf Dingbat posted:

brain doctors need to record this and use it to show family members of dementia patients so they can show them what it's like.
my grandpa is going through similar stuff and it's chilling that someone of his mental capacity is running a whole loving country

Caros
May 14, 2008

Residency Evil posted:

Does this seem...more rambling than usual?

I think it is how tired he sounds. Normally when he rambles like a lunatic he rambles fast and with some umph behind it, which is why looking at his rambling in text looks crazy.

But yeah, he sounds bad, even for him.

Please take questions.

KodiakRS
Jul 11, 2012

:stonk:
Does "my opponent" count as a Hillary reference?

Solaris 2.0
May 14, 2008

What is he even ranting about? I'm only half listening because I can't stand him, but he sounds like he did at the UN yesterday. Bored, out of breath, and struggling to string sentences together.

Even if he survives this how the gently caress is he going to campaign in 2020?

scuz
Aug 29, 2003

You can't be angry ALL the time!




Fun Shoe
"wages are up and inequality is down" what in the gently caress

KodiakRS posted:

Does "my opponent" count as a Hillary reference?

yes, drink

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Zapf Dingbat posted:

poo poo your pants donny

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc
he literally sounds like he's going to fall over

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

If Trump so low energy that he half-heartedly resigns during a presser, does that count or does he have to write a letter?

Young Freud fucked around with this message at 21:42 on Sep 25, 2019

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

I was so out of the mix today I foolishly though "Oh, I can listen to the President and catch up." Like it was 2015 or something and we had a President who wasn't gonna ramble incoherently.

Zapf Dingbat
Jan 9, 2001


theflyingorc posted:

he literally sounds like he's going to fall over

he pants when he says a 3 syllable word

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

scuz posted:

"wages are up and inequality is down" what in the gently caress

DC, DC it's a hell of a town
wages are up and inequality down
my approval rating's in a hole in the ground.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Young Freud posted:

If Trump half-heartedly resigns during a presser, does that count or does he have to write a letter?

there's a law laying out the specific procedure to resign and iirc it requires delivering a written letter to a specific person

mango sentinel
Jan 5, 2001

by sebmojo
Don't make me point at the thread title

Dr. Red Ranger
Nov 9, 2011

Nap Ghost

scuz posted:

my grandpa is going through similar stuff and it's chilling that someone of his mental capacity is running a whole loving country

Mine is 85, diabetic, recovering from five distinct cancers, taking his meals through a PEG tube because the throat cancer ravaged his esophagus so much it hurts to talk, and he still hates Trump and can express his utter disdain for the disgusting conman. Sometimes there just isn't justice in these things. Yet.

Phoix
Jul 20, 2006




Just work it out lmao

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

evilweasel posted:

there's a law laying out the specific procedure to resign and iirc it requires delivering a written letter to a specific person

Speaker of the House, ain't it?

Residency Evil
Jul 28, 2003

4/5 godo... Schumi
They're two nuclear countries, they gotta work it out. lol.

Bread Set Jettison
Jan 8, 2009

This feels like a farewell address lmao

mango sentinel
Jan 5, 2001

by sebmojo

Bread Set Jettison posted:

This feels like a farewell address lmao

Lord if only

bird cooch
Jan 19, 2007
Bud Dwyer? I don't remember the spelling

Zapf Dingbat
Jan 9, 2001


milidary spending




Donny wishes he was in his bedroom going beddy bye. I sleep in a race car.

Nazzadan
Jun 22, 2016



This is the audible equivalent of a Facebook rant full of unneeded elipses.

Almost has a certain ASMR quality to it if you didn't hate his voice.

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Bread Set Jettison posted:

This feels like a farewell address lmao

It does feel like he's going to say "and with all that work done, I resign from the presidency"

I'm sure he won't, but holy poo poo that's how it reads

twice burned ice
Dec 29, 2008

My stove defies the laws of physics!

bird cooch posted:

Bud Dwyer? I don't remember the spelling

We don't deserve that catharsis

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna
"they're going to uh...


...really do a job"


:lol: loving brain worms

scuz
Aug 29, 2003

You can't be angry ALL the time!




Fun Shoe
big snorlax energy from don-don

evilweasel posted:

there's a law laying out the specific procedure to resign and iirc it requires delivering a written letter to a specific person

what if he half-heartedly does that during a press conference?

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

mdemone posted:

Speaker of the House, ain't it?

i thought it was the secretary of state, and googling it nixon addressed his resignation letter to Henry Kissinger, so I'm going to guess that means I'm remembering correctly

Rip Testes
Jan 29, 2004

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Boats.

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider
Boats boats boats uh.... boats.

Zotix
Aug 14, 2011



Have any of you met someone who speaks like this? They're great people. I know all of them. They are really something. Believe me, we are the strongest. The strongest ever. Believe me. But you don't have to believe me, you can look it up yourself.

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Majorian
Jul 1, 2009
I think this is an endorsement that AMLO would prefer not to have.

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