Smythe posted:

DJ Fuckboy Supreme, the new mod,

phasmid posted:

Britain's spam supplies will be depleted by then... What will they subsist on? Mushroom beer?

RandomFerret posted:

It makes sense that an Italian chef would want to stick to the family recipe, Italians care a lot about tradition and honor and family. I learned that from the documentary jojo's bizarre adventure part 2

canyoneer posted:

It's important to carry on traditions after a family member has pasta way

Pimblor posted:

this is killing

zoux posted:

Word is that BoJo's ProRo is No Go

Absurd Alhazred posted:

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

This video is worse than ICE and Trump's forced orphan policy put together. a 40 minute loving, AUGH. gently caress YOU. whooooooo gives a poo poo what these histironic twerps think about goddamn anything, but gently caress you can't talk about something for as long as the thing is! That's. . . . Needless! That's totally needless! This is a vanity project in the extreme.

Son of Sam-I-Am posted:

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

lmfao

Qqcs is the best subforum

phasmid posted:

Britain's spam supplies will be depleted by then... What will they subsist on? Mushroom beer?

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Dwarf Fortress is a documentary.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Dwarf Fortress is a documentary.

phasmid posted:

Britain's spam supplies will be depleted by then... What will they subsist on? Mushroom beer?

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Dwarf Fortress is a documentary.

Splicer posted:

Theresa May is in a fell mood...

redneck nazgul posted:

he's aware of the damage that stingers can do to drones

Calaveron posted:

F*R*I*E*N*D*S is probably popular with Gen Z because it depicts people living in gigantic, gorgeous apartments in the beating heart of New York with simple, low demand jobs that give them tons of free time and who have absolutely no issues building social relationships and having fulfilling lives.
The only way to make it more fantasy is to involve like, orcs.

tactlessbastard posted:

tactlessbastard posted:

The Maestro posted:

That’s why it’s so popular overseas too, particularly in less well-off areas.

Outrail posted:

Is Alaska considered overseas? How about Puerto Rico and Hawaii?

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

They are in a weird uncanny valley of exotic and foreign but not exotic and foreign. That's why there's so many reality shows about them I think.

Push El Burrito posted:

My parents used to take me and my 12 siblings to an old well like 4 hours down the road and we would play hide and seek in the woods and have a picnic. At the end of the day they would toss some big bundle of something in there and then me and my 11 siblings would pile in the van and go home. We would usually get ice cream on the way home. Then we would do it all again the next year. Really nice memories being an only child in high school.

Goetian posted:

Nope, I'm dead serious.

One day, I was walking to the coffee shop, and all of a sudden a voice cries out "HOW Y'ALL DOIN?"

I'm shocked and turn around. There's some guy at the bus stop motioning for me. I come over and sit down.

Him: Y'all are from the south, right?
Me: How did you know? (I hadn't said a word, so it wasn't my accent, and I dress like a hippie not a redneck.)
Him: I just KNOW these things, man. I'm Cutter. They call me Cutter on the street. Know why?
Me: Why?
He pulls up his sleeve to reveal a humongous mess of scars.
Me: ...oh.
Him: I'm insane. I cut when I'm angry.
Me: ...oh.
Him: So what are you doing in California?
Me: I just moved here.
Him: That's great. You need a job? I work for the "family", know what I mean?
Me: No?
Him: I was in the mafia, man. I took care of business, know what I mean? When people need to be taken care of? Hey know what, you're really hot. Give me a kiss?

I give him one. He gets more and more pushy. We run off behind the Barnes and Noble, climb over the fence behind a river, he gets me drunk off my rear end by giving me vodka and telling me it was beer. We have sex. Manual, oral, anal, the whole nine yards. Luckily I wasn't so drunk I wasn't careful, because when I asked for proof he was clean, he produced papers showing he tested negative for STDs, and we still used a condom.

He wanted to take me to the beach and gently caress all night long, but I declined, because I was drunk off my rear end and just wanted to get home. He was a jerk anyway.

Okay, wanna hear the story of how my first time was with some guy behind a dumpster? Or how I nearly got raped by an evangelist at the Greyhound station in Atlanta?

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EorayMel posted:

FactsAreUseless posted:

My favorite thing about this is the guy who just walks around with his STD test papers in his pocket.

Kuros posted:

...That...that's not a thing?

Kuros posted:

...That...that's not a thing?

Krankenstyle posted:

Wtf you have to toss yourself off now?

Martytoof posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1177379937562574849
.. And that was “So many lies” by Sleepy Joe and the Do Nothing Democrats! Coming up next, the new single by Kid Rock, after a word from our sponsor! You’re listening to 102.5 K-CHUD FM

TheSchnit posted:

It really appears that I give a gently caress. The content of this forum has gone so far down the shitter in the ~4 years that I have been around the forums (this is not my first name I regged) and the fact that the forums have grown by aprox 30,000 newbies in the past year means its time for me to move on.

Before I'm banned I wanted to let you all know that someday I hope I can work in a lovely photography store and be the world's greatest photographer and critiquer just like heinricken.

Everyone bow down to Heinriken for he is the greatest photographer OF ALL TIME.

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