The Piss Tape Is Real (wear the hat)

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what's the best part about the piss tape being real
	the part about the actual president being that petty that he wanted piss on obama's mattress
	the part about kushner not doing great at his assigned role as middle east peace specialist failson extraordinaire
	the part about vladimir putin actually having kompromat and getting the fbi director fired through its influence on the potus
	the part about barron trump just holding a snowglobe wondering what it's all for, while his dad ends the world with his idiocy

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Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

Nichael posted:

Lol ok you know what fine, it's all real, aliens, 9/11, Michael Jackson, fuckin, the loving Pentagon papers all of it

# ? Sep 26, 2019 12:11

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# ? Jun 13, 2024 06:27

RandomPauI: Nov 24, 2006; Grimey Drawer

net work error posted:

Still means it's real then bing bing bong simple

That's one reason why I like that theory the best.

# ? Sep 26, 2019 12:39

Burn Zone: May 22, 2004

Flooger posted:

post the Bernie pic again. he knows it's real

# ? Sep 26, 2019 13:02

Spergin Morlock: Aug 8, 2009

Burn Zone posted:

HOWAR. MY MAN

# ? Sep 26, 2019 13:03

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

spaceblancmange posted:

Imagine writing 5000 words when only 2 are needed.

# ? Sep 26, 2019 13:09

whatis: Jun 6, 2012

i can't believe she didn't include a picture of the hat in the story

# ? Sep 26, 2019 13:20

tangy yet delightful: Sep 13, 2005

WaffleZombie posted:

My favorite part of the article was finding out where other goons work. Hello fellow goon/employee of the Swedish Tax Administration!

Also, it's real.

Yeah that was pretty amazing.

# ? Sep 26, 2019 14:11

ikanreed: Sep 25, 2009; I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

The hat is real

# ? Sep 26, 2019 14:49

papersack: Jul 27, 2003

mobby_6kl posted:

The site doesn't seem to work. How much is shipping to Europe?

I have to reactivate it when I get home tonight. It'll be up within 12 hours. It depends where specifically in Europe, but it was $25 - 35.

# ? Sep 26, 2019 15:23

Pancakes: May 21, 2001; Crypto-Rump Roast

whatis posted:

i can't believe she didn't include a picture of the hat in the story

Like I need that kind of a headache. The random unsolicited emails asking for hats finally tapered off.

# ? Sep 26, 2019 15:28

papersack: Jul 27, 2003

Site is back up if anyone wants a hat. Use CSPAM as the discount code. I've saved some to send to Feinberg.

# ? Sep 26, 2019 15:59

Vashro: May 12, 2004; Proud owner of Lazy Lion #46

Just ordered a hat! That's a 💯% discount BTW

# ? Sep 26, 2019 16:08

papersack: Jul 27, 2003

I know. As long as it charged you for shipping, it's working as expected.

# ? Sep 26, 2019 16:13

Pardot: Jul 25, 2001

how much more traffic is pisstape.org getting?

# ? Sep 26, 2019 16:34

McGlockenshire: Dec 16, 2005; GOLLOCKS!

papersack posted:

Site is back up if anyone wants a hat. Use CSPAM as the discount code. I've saved some to send to Feinberg.

Hell yeah thank you from a broke piss tape believer

# ? Sep 26, 2019 16:41

Source4Leko: Jul 25, 2007; Dinosaur Gum

Its real everyone.

# ? Sep 26, 2019 16:51

Blitz of 404 Error: Sep 19, 2007; Joe Biden is a top 15 president

papersack posted:

Site is back up if anyone wants a hat. Use CSPAM as the discount code. I've saved some to send to Feinberg.

In for one. I figured I might as well get one for when I'm hauled into a black van

# ? Sep 26, 2019 16:51

lobotomy molo: May 7, 2007; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

WaffleZombie posted:

My favorite part of the article was finding out where other goons work. Hello fellow goon/employee of the�Swedish Tax Administration!

Also, it's real.

lmao that was the best part

it makes it sound so sinister and important, instead of a bunch of shitposting goons getting bored at work and basking in the Piss Tape�s golden glory

# ? Sep 26, 2019 17:07

Crakkerjakk: Mar 14, 2016

Don't know if it was already covered, but there's like a 2 sec clip of this selfie being taken in the Bernie "plan to win the Whitehouse" video that they show at all the volunteer orientations. I loled.

# ? Sep 26, 2019 17:14

The Saucer Hovers: May 16, 2005

papersack posted:

Site is back up if anyone wants a hat. Use CSPAM as the discount code. I've saved some to send to Feinberg.

fuckin a thank you finally hats accessible to people outside the finance industry

# ? Sep 26, 2019 18:05

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Admiral Ray posted:

# ? Sep 26, 2019 18:17

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

papersack posted:

I have to reactivate it when I get home tonight. It'll be up within 12 hours. It depends where specifically in Europe, but it was $25 - 35.

Yeah it's working, thanks! Unfortunately just the shipping is indeed $35, I think I'd rather put that towards a night at the Ritz-Carlton

# ? Sep 26, 2019 18:35

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

papersack posted:

Site is back up if anyone wants a hat. Use CSPAM as the discount code. I've saved some to send to Feinberg.

Thank you!

# ? Sep 26, 2019 18:41

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

papersack posted:

Site is back up if anyone wants a hat. Use CSPAM as the discount code. I've saved some to send to Feinberg.

holy poo poo pisssssssstapeisreal

# ? Sep 26, 2019 18:55

Mao Zedong Thot: Oct 16, 2008

Inspector Hound posted:

The hand gestures and the fact that he's watching TV while world class prostitutes pee on each other on a bed next to him are what is so convincing to me. I just don't know.

Literally this

# ? Sep 26, 2019 19:00

WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

papersack posted:

Site is back up if anyone wants a hat. Use CSPAM as the discount code. I've saved some to send to Feinberg.

I am not a hat man but I bought the gently caress out of this hat, thanks!

# ? Sep 26, 2019 19:03

Echo Chamber: Oct 16, 2008; best username/post combo

Russiagate was dramatically overblown by the McResistance. But the piss tape is super real.

# ? Sep 26, 2019 19:05

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

papersack posted:

Site is back up if anyone wants a hat. Use CSPAM as the discount code. I've saved some to send to Feinberg.

I ordered a pair for a his-and-hers piss tape experience. thank you for your generosity

i just went out to eat lunch with my wife, and like a proper terminally online piece of poo poo, pulled out my phone while she nursed a beer. Anyway, I chuckled at the gifs y'all put in Ashley's feed and she asked me what i was laughing at so i showed her the story. She said she didnt want to read about piss play while drinking/eating and told her it wasnt that bad and showed her pisstape.org.

I dont know how I've gone so long without evangelizing about the piss tape, but she is now in the loop and a believer.

the piss tape? fuckin' real, folks

# ? Sep 26, 2019 19:05

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

Eat This Glob posted:

I ordered a pair for a his-and-hers piss tape experience. thank you for your generosity

i just went out to eat lunch with my wife, and like a proper terminally online piece of poo poo, pulled out my phone while she nursed a beer. Anyway, I chuckled at the gifs y'all put in Ashley's feed and she asked me what i was laughing at so i showed her the story. She said she didnt want to read about piss play while drinking/eating and told her it wasnt that bad and showed her pisstape.org.

I dont know how I've gone so long without evangelizing about the piss tape, but she is now in the loop and a believer.

the piss tape? fuckin' real, folks

The Piss Evangelist

# ? Sep 26, 2019 19:42

Flooger: Dec 26, 2004

Burn Zone posted:

you love to see it

# ? Sep 26, 2019 19:53

The Atomic Man-Boy: Jul 23, 2007

Burn Zone posted:

Blessed.

# ? Sep 26, 2019 21:55

ikanreed: Sep 25, 2009; I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Burn Zone posted:

Oh my god wow Bernie good

# ? Sep 26, 2019 22:01

The Atomic Man-Boy: Jul 23, 2007

The chad hat wearer vs. the virgin piss tape disbeliever

Also I have a hard time believing that the renovations occurred after the piss tape was made, just because of the promotional materials. You don't send out promotional materials every time you make some tiny-rear end change in your rooms, you send out promotional materials when you want to boost bookings. The sept. 2013 tweet could have easily just been an old picture that the marketing guy had on file. Same deal with the 2015 tweet, the only thing it proves is that renovations happened any loving time before 2015.

Also it wasn't until Epstein crack-pinged my brain that I realized that of course Roger Stone had black mail on Trmup, even if they have a mutually beneficial relation. You keep blackmail to keep the relationship beneficial.

# ? Sep 26, 2019 22:58

Pooky: Aug 29, 2004; I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

Holy jesus that's some bandwidth.

# ? Sep 26, 2019 23:35

papersack: Jul 27, 2003

Post the bandwidth Pooky

# ? Sep 26, 2019 23:41

WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

papersack posted:

Post the bandwidth Pooky

# ? Sep 26, 2019 23:42

Pooky: Aug 29, 2004; I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

code:

          RX packets:163129323 errors:0 dropped:0 overruns:0 frame:0
          TX packets:442888465 errors:0 dropped:2984 overruns:0 carrier:0
          RX bytes:28715838064 (28.7 GB)  TX bytes:644593503291 (644.5 GB)

But it looks like bad browsers aren't caching the videos when they change, so I'm ddosing myself.

e: Gonna 404 them for a few minutes then bring it back up. No big deal. (I say, cursing myself)

# ? Sep 26, 2019 23:45

Burn Zone: May 22, 2004

Pooky posted:

code:

          RX packets:163129323 errors:0 dropped:0 overruns:0 frame:0
          TX packets:442888465 errors:0 dropped:2984 overruns:0 carrier:0
          RX bytes:28715838064 (28.7 GB)  TX bytes:644593503291 (644.5 GB)

But it looks like bad browsers aren't caching the videos when the change, so I'm ddosing myself.

goddamn

# ? Sep 26, 2019 23:46

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wgg_DDDbP9Y

an unearthed treasure for the PTIR hat owners among us

wear yo hat, ashley

# ? Sep 26, 2019 23:50

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Preston Waters: May 21, 2010; by VideoGames

Just purchased 3 PTIR hats

pleasure doin' business

edit: gently caress I FORGOT TO ENTER THE CSPAM CODE

# ? Sep 26, 2019 23:57

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