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what's the best part about the piss tape being real
the part about the actual president being that petty that he wanted piss on obama's mattress
the part about kushner not doing great at his assigned role as middle east peace specialist failson extraordinaire
the part about vladimir putin actually having kompromat and getting the fbi director fired through its influence on the potus
the part about barron trump just holding a snowglobe wondering what it's all for, while his dad ends the world with his idiocy
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Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

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Clapping Larry

Dumb Lowtax posted:

...But now that she's written it, give it a year's time. Check the public reactions a year from now. The story entering the broader public consciousness for a long time is the more important part, because already:


She absolutely did the safe thing. It's got to be a journalist's worst nightmare to commit to some dumb story's authenticity.... only for James O'Keefe to step out or something and turn them into a laughing stock for the rest of their career.

Meanwhile the readers should be able to separate Ashley's editorialization and opinion from the facts at hand. Besides, adding those things could have even been a calculated click-bait move as the same poster said:


I'll give her article a deeper read in a bit.

But for now I'll point out the main reasons why its conclusions can't be right, no matter the specifics:

1.

Everybody who hangs out in PYF's deepfakes thread knows that deepfakes are not really magic. They can't be an answer to every suspicious video. They often have a certain look, or have factors in common; they're not well suited for all applications. ML people can tell you that at the end of the day, you're only re-stating correlated stuff from existing data. Outputs are limited, especially when it comes to novelty.

You can use deepfakes to fake Trump's voice, or his face, or his clothes, his body, or with the techniques from top research papers, even his poses. But you can not use deepfakes to fake Trump. Deepfakes do not magically understand Trump, and cannot create a situation that is inherently Trump-like. Another poster said: No one can guess Trump's behavior, yet everything he does is retroactively so Trump. Ignoring the hookers, guesturing like a spoiled child, you know those things. You couldn't make this poo poo up. A deepfake certainly couldn't. (Also seems like someone making a fake would have wanted him to at least look interested to make it more damning).

Deepfakes tend to make mistakes that a human would never make -- letting a coat button briefly pop through a chair in front of it, making a person's hair temporarily merge with the wall behind it, or being plain indecisive with small regions of the image (making those characteristic miscolored gross loops you see at https://www.thispersondoesnotexist.com/) or even indecision about large regions. Some of those mistakes will be localized enough to launder by re-filming through a phone, sure. But it would ultimately seem easier to *not* use deepfakes at all for this, and to use practical effects and good ole photoshop instead. A human touch.

Deepfakes would be terrible at getting a room's dimensions and proportions right, as would have been necessary to match the room in question this well. So someone at least had to rent the real Moscow Presidential Suite. Deepfake techniques usually can't just drop people into new places in videos in a realistic pose, so they also had to hire real girls and a real stand-in and bring them to that suite without the hotel getting suspicious.

Overall, it stands to reason that the entire range of "deepfake techniques" would have been totally redundant to create this, or even a liability. So if Ashey's fixates on them as a magic solution that could create any fake video, then it betrays a gross misunderstanding -- one that led her to consult with the wrong specialists and get their bad takes too. Is a "visual effects artist turned director" supposed to be someone who has their finger on the pulse of the counterfeiting world? What would that guy know about cellphone footage leaks being "exactly the kind of thing you’d do to intentionally obscure detail and sell a fake"? His position lends no credibility to that. I would never presume that my own PhD in Computer Graphics would ever give me the right to supply a newspaper with a definitive yes/no answer about this exact video's authenticity. He's just a bad source.

2.

The idea that this was comissioned is even more implausible than the tape. Think about it: Roger Stone, a guy with the media's full attention and special contacts. Someone who probably could, indeed, commision the most expensive deepfake ever from a state-level actor. Now, would that guy, a man with endless resources, depend on us idiots to get his story out? Hell no. Yet this story would not have gotten out without this thread. This thread itself might have never resumed its interest in reporting the story if I hadn't constantly bugged everyone to and collected info. Now, I know me. I know that I'm not working for anybody. I don't know if you know this, but I know that I'm a goddamn nobody and lazy as gently caress too. We're all lazy as gently caress seeing as how we sat on this for nine months without anyone putting in the sufficient effort to show the world why it's a big deal. Most of all, I know my own unreliability, and I know that Roger Stone's grand plan to shock the world with this thing could not have possibly included relying on my lazy rear end to do anything. From my perspective, that's a no-brainer. As I said, more implausible than the much simpler explanation of "it's real".

What is plausiable, perhaps the only plausible thing, is that this clip was leaked by someone who had no resources.

That matches everything. The total lack of fanfare around it. Not only did they have no media contacts to tip off, not even bots to spread the file and boost it with posts, they didn't even have the confidence to keep doing it themselves and eventually tried to scrape it back off the web into obscurity. Whoever leaked this was just another nobody like us. One who had a clearance and a cell phone and a brief lapse in their survival instincts.

lol I didn't fuckin read all this

it's real? two words. four at most. they're on my hat.

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papersack
Jul 27, 2003

Alright folks, hats are sold out. I'll get them out over the next two or three days.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Dumb Lowtax posted:

What would that guy know about cellphone footage leaks being "exactly the kind of thing you’d do to intentionally obscure detail and sell a fake"? His position lends no credibility to that. I would never presume that my own PhD in Computer Graphics would ever give me the right to supply a newspaper with a definitive yes/no answer about this exact video's authenticity. He's just a bad source.

I mean, he’s right, that it is “exactly the kind of thing you’d do to intentionally obscure detail and sell a fake”.

Unfortunately for him, that insight is worth nothing because it is also exactly what anyone with access to the real tape would do to to get it off a secure computer.

Just look at CCTV clips posted in the Schadenfreude thread or wherever. They’re cameraphone videos of a screen more often than not.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Feinberg posted:

There’s no sound and no indication of what (or who) else might be in the room with the screen you’re seeing secondhand.

She’s straight‐up wrong about this. The eighteen‐second version shows hints of the room the monitor is in. Pisstape.org even has a zoom‐in on that portion.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

lol i went on a news hunt from the slate story and saw one from a couple years ago saying someone tried to trademark "the piss tape is real" so kudos there

https://www.theverge.com/2017/7/25/16020666/us-trademark-law-disparaging-the-piss-tape-is-real

papersack
Jul 27, 2003

Eat This Glob posted:

lol i went on a news hunt from the slate story and saw one from a couple years ago saying someone tried to trademark "the piss tape is real" so kudos there

https://www.theverge.com/2017/7/25/16020666/us-trademark-law-disparaging-the-piss-tape-is-real

A goon here did this.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

papersack posted:

Alright folks, hats are sold out. I'll get them out over the next two or three days.

you better, or I'll ask for my money back. if you dont ship it or refund me, urine trouble

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

papersack posted:

A goon here did this.

I figured as much. Kudos to that goon

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


send this lady a hat

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


Dumb Lowtax posted:



lmao @ this prediction coming true in every way

Someone did start trying to reset my facebook password three days ago 🤔

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Dumb Lowtax posted:

The idea that this was comissioned is even more implausible than the tape. Think about it: Roger Stone, a guy with the media's full attention and special contacts. Someone who probably could, indeed, commision the most expensive deepfake ever from a state-level actor. Now, would that guy, a man with endless resources, depend on us idiots to get his story out? Hell no. Yet this story would not have gotten out without this thread. This thread itself might have never resumed its interest in reporting the story if I hadn't constantly bugged everyone to and collected info. Now, I know me. I know that I'm not working for anybody. I don't know if you know this, but I know that I'm a goddamn nobody and lazy as gently caress too. We're all lazy as gently caress seeing as how we sat on this for nine months without anyone putting in the sufficient effort to show the world why it's a big deal. Most of all, I know my own unreliability, and I know that Roger Stone's grand plan to shock the world with this thing could not have possibly included relying on my lazy rear end to do anything. From my perspective, that's a no-brainer. As I said, more implausible than the much simpler explanation of "it's real".

What is plausiable, perhaps the only plausible thing, is that this clip was leaked by someone who had no resources.

That matches everything. The total lack of fanfare around it. Not only did they have no media contacts to tip off, not even bots to spread the file and boost it with posts, they didn't even have the confidence to keep doing it themselves and eventually tried to scrape it back off the web into obscurity. Whoever leaked this was just another nobody like us. One who had a clearance and a cell phone and a brief lapse in their survival instincts.
yeah this, also that lapse of survival instinct was it was leaked deep into the heart of the trump shutdown where they probably had to work without getting a paycheck lol

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Someone who wanted to leak something and not get caught, and wasn't technically savvy, would absolutely record off of a screen and upload it to 4 chan

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

an actual dog posted:

Someone who wanted to leak something and not get caught, and wasn't technically savvy, would absolutely record off of a screen and upload it to 4 chan

as far as we know, it was only uploaded to liveleak and some 4channer was just watching poo poo on the public index and posted that they found it. i dont think the leaker directly posted it on 4chan, but could have done and pretended they found it

that said idk how "secure" liveleak is or if they just forward everything to the fbi, but it would seem to be an obvious place to share it for someone not super savvy

maybe that chronology is off now that I think about it bc apparently there’s some versions without the ll stamp and cropping diff n poo poo, so maybe it was posted somewhere else first

Xaris has issued a correction as of 06:18 on Sep 27, 2019

Burn Zone
May 22, 2004



Xaris posted:

as far as we know, it was only uploaded to liveleak and some 4channer was just watching poo poo on the public index and posted that they found it. i dont think the leaker directly posted it on 4chan, but could have done and pretended they found it

that said idk how "secure" liveleak is or if they just forward everything to the fbi, but it would seem to be an obvious place to share it for someone not super savvy

maybe that chronology is off now that I think about it bc apparently there’s some versions without the ll stamp and cropping diff n poo poo, so maybe it was posted somewhere else first

according to feinberg, the first place it showed up was a twitter post

quote:

While it may still have been posted earlier, the first 4chan appearance I could find happened that day at noon, when a user posted a screenshot and a link to a since-deleted LiveLeak page. A half-hour later, at 12:33 p.m., another user uploaded a 25-second version of the video (LiveLeak watermark included) under the file name TP.webm. The responses to the second post were fairly evenly split on the video’s veracity, but both instances did seem to be the first time anyone there had seen it.

One minute before the video’s 4chan debut, though, a Twitter user with the handle @4tuneAn0n and the display name Sue D Nim (very clever) posted a nonwatermarked version of the video, @-ing Trump in the process.

This is the earliest upload I’ve been able to find. In nine months, this particular unwatermarked version has been viewed a total of 15 times.


https://twitter.com/4tuneAn0n/status/1085219821472661507

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
Is that link-only Liveleak post for sure the piss tape? How does she know that, given that it was deleted? Was the same account that posted something else also seen posting that link or something?

Max Walrus
Jan 21, 2004
I hope I can change this later
https://twitter.com/jodiecongirl/status/1177216954966380544

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
Also how can we be sure the actual liveleak upload (not the posted link to it) wasn't by far the first thing to be uploaded, since that timestamp is I assume deleted?

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
I hope this changes the common lexicon to "piss tape." I can't stand the alternatives.

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

If it were fake, it's 100% GRU produced in the actual suite


that shits real tho lmfao

FabioClone
Oct 3, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
This whole thing is insanely funny and quintessentially trump.

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


all these heretics calling it the "p e e" tape are causing me no end of distress, but at least the truth is beginning to leak onto the public consciousness

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

FabioClone posted:

This whole thing is insanely funny and quintessentially trump.

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Pooky posted:

I hope this changes the common lexicon to "piss tape." I can't stand the alternatives.

"Pee pee tape" is my least favorite, I can accept "pee tape" from prudes and broadcasters

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

fabergay egg posted:

all these heretics calling it the "p e e" tape are causing me no end of distress, but at least the truth is beginning to leak onto the public consciousness

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
che cos'è la golden shower?

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Inspector Hound posted:

"Pee pee tape" is my least favorite, I can accept "pee tape" from prudes and broadcasters

Yeah I get that for mainstream press the word "piss" is too much but "pee pee" is loving childish.

No one has said "urine tape" yet.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



whiztape

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/1177596020798234624?s=19

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

goddamn thats a lot of d&d posting just to say that the piss tape is real

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
The repo crisis, the impeachment, and publishing the piss tape all at the same time.

Did the piss tape punching the edge of the reality finally break in all at once? Do things start mattering again?

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
What's Ashley's username?

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


I would blow Dane Cook posted:

What's Ashley's username?

I need to know so I can 6er her for succ. :smith:

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



I would blow Dane Cook posted:

What's Ashley's username?

well hopefully not yours

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
The piss tape paradox. If Ashley didn't come to the conclusion that it was a fake, the story wouldn't be spread by respectable news sites. Do you get mad at her coming to a conclusion that you don't like, or rejoice in her bringing it back to the public consciousness?

Apathy420
May 18, 2017

by Cyrano4747
it’s 2019. Ashley knows that reactionaries run with whatever opinion is contrary to whatever is being reported. this is 5D Starcraft, gentleposters

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

Lastgirl posted:

goddamn thats a lot of d&d posting just to say that the piss tape is real

gently caress you

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Dumb Lowtax posted:

gently caress you

lol relax dude it's just real

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

i fully understand why ashley won't reveal herself if she has an account here, lol

Max Walrus
Jan 21, 2004
I hope I can change this later

RandomPauI posted:

rejoice in her

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Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009

Burn Zone posted:

according to feinberg, the first place it showed up was a twitter post



https://twitter.com/4tuneAn0n/status/1085219821472661507

This brave patriot replied to several news stories with the liveleak link from Jan 15th to the 18th. Then just stopped tweeting. Seems he joined just to post the video for a couple of days and then disappeared.

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