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StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

just wear a hazmat suit everywhere like those dudes in mass effect

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hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

you can masks that would actually help in all sorts of patterns now like say https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00LPQ6U48

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


I don't normally get a flu shot and I'm thinking about it this year. But I just imagine my evil health insurance going "oh they didn't provide a generic flushot from this manufacturer so it'll be $$$"

Because they've done something like that to me already this year

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

hobbesmaster posted:

you can masks that would actually help in all sorts of patterns now like say https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00LPQ6U48

Just wear a gas mask, you can also set up a small vape inside it so you're also smoking weed 24/7 amen

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar

Shame Boy posted:

Okay but that thing is almost definitely not going to be better than 25-40% effective either because you're still like, touching poo poo around the office, walking by people, etc. I don't think you catch the flu when you're sitting at your desk alone working, you catch it in meetings or the break room or whatever.

the "under the weather" pod is intended for actual weather, not "under the weather" as in being ill. this person is just a complete dumbass

not that this excuses the idiot pod. they have some other great examples of their products




you too can walk around in a tapered shame cube for the low low price of $89.99

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
personally I think we should lock rich failsons in the shame cube

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
and then eject them from a moving vehicle yeah I'm following the train of thought..

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Zamujasa posted:

the "under the weather" pod is intended for actual weather, not "under the weather" as in being ill. this person is just a complete dumbass

not that this excuses the idiot pod. they have some other great examples of their products




you too can walk around in a tapered shame cube for the low low price of $89.99


Taintrunner posted:

personally I think we should lock rich failsons in the shame cube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gh0xYqjdhRk

if the shoe fits...

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Our ancestors did [completely ahistorical thing] the economic system

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

hobbesmaster posted:

you can masks that would actually help in all sorts of patterns now like say https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00LPQ6U48

looking forward to our cyberpunk mortal kombat future

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

ikanreed posted:

Our ancestors did [completely ahistorical thing] the economic system

look, ladders are totally hystorical

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003


I kinda wonder how shocked these people would be if they were transported back to any earlier age and they saw how socialist human society used to be

DragQueenofAngmar
Dec 29, 2009

You shall not pass!

Jel Shaker posted:

I kinda wonder how shocked these people would be if they were transported back to any earlier age and they saw how socialist human society used to be

they would almost immediately attempt to fill the “empty” leadership role and be exiled or killed

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

What do you mean people owned the means of production? Society can't function without the capital class!

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

DragQueenofAngmar posted:

they would almost immediately attempt to fill the “empty” leadership role and be exiled or killed

Oh, no. There were leaders. Patriarchal leaders whose continued authority was basically purely by consensus and whose power was often just dispute resolution, but it wouldn't look completely structureless to modern eyes.

DragQueenofAngmar
Dec 29, 2009

You shall not pass!

ikanreed posted:

Oh, no. There were leaders. Patriarchal leaders whose continued authority was basically purely by consensus and whose power was often just dispute resolution, but it wouldn't look completely structureless to modern eyes.

right but they would try to become like a war chief and start agriculture and classes and stuff

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Len posted:

I don't normally get a flu shot and I'm thinking about it this year. But I just imagine my evil health insurance going "oh they didn't provide a generic flushot from this manufacturer so it'll be $$$"

Because they've done something like that to me already this year

I don't think anyone makes brand name flu shots (those nasal ones are a different story of course...) and I'm pretty sure every single insurance company will pay 100% of the cost of a flu shot, even the super garbage ones. And even if they don't cover it they're like, $30 if you get em' at wallgreens :shrug:

I never used to get them but now that I'm visiting my doctor regularly (for the medication bullshit I've whined about in the thread before) I get them every year, mostly because he basically forces them on me :v:

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Also doctor said he's already seen a few flu cases and whenever he sees cases this early it's gonna be a really heavy year so that's fun.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

gonna hunt rich ppl

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010


Yeah I definitely pick the ladder, gonna climb up it and drop a cinderblock on your head

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

I recall that the RCTs of the flu jab arnt exactly amazing either, something like the primary outcome measure being that you have 3 days of flu symptoms vs 5 days of flu

unless you’re medically vulnerable (young, chronic disease etc) the flu jab isn’t imperative

Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I know we talk about billionaires being bad, but have you considered they're actually Really Good?

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/why-bernie-is-wrong-about-billionaires-2019-09-27

anonumos
Jul 14, 2005

Fuck it.

Jel Shaker posted:

I recall that the RCTs of the flu jab arnt exactly amazing either, something like the primary outcome measure being that you have 3 days of flu symptoms vs 5 days of flu

unless you’re medically vulnerable (young, chronic disease etc) the flu jab isn’t imperative

I'll take 3 days of the flu over any number of days more than 3.

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

Flu is aerosol spread, so won't a dentists mask do a pretty good job of stopping you breathing it in? That and not touching your face like some gross face-touching weirdo.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Hustlin Floh posted:

I know we talk about billionaires being bad, but have you considered they're actually Really Good?

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/why-bernie-is-wrong-about-billionaires-2019-09-27

They try to own Bernie because he made his first million at 75. :allears:

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Jel Shaker posted:

I kinda wonder how shocked these people would be if they were transported back to any earlier age and they saw how socialist human society used to be

'what are you assholes doing? it's the widows fault he didnt remarry, dont help him with his fields'

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

Jel Shaker posted:

I recall that the RCTs of the flu jab arnt exactly amazing either, something like the primary outcome measure being that you have 3 days of flu symptoms vs 5 days of flu

unless you’re medically vulnerable (young, chronic disease etc) the flu jab isn’t imperative

It makes the flu less severe in both duration and symptoms, which is important because the flu is nasty and can leave even a healthy adult feeling like garbage for 10-14 days after the acute phase. Anyone who has had the flu is going to see a big difference between a couple days of a milder version of flu vs being knocked on their rear end for a couple of weeks.

Getting flu shots isn't just for your own benefit but also to reduce the spread of infection among the population. The more people who get it, the better.


Strom Cuzewon posted:

Flu is aerosol spread, so won't a dentists mask do a pretty good job of stopping you breathing it in? That and not touching your face like some gross face-touching weirdo.

It can also spread through contact with your eyes as your nasolacrimal duct connects your eye to your nasal passages.

People are all gross face-touching weirdos. Influenza viruses only tend to live for about 5-10 minutes on skin, but they can survive 24 hours on hard plastic or metal surfaces (like doorknobs, light switches, office equipment, sink taps, other things that lots of people will touch regularly :v: ) so the best thing you can do is wash your hands regularly.

Asimo
Sep 23, 2007


Enfys posted:

It makes the flu less severe in both duration and symptoms, which is important because the flu is nasty and can leave even a healthy adult feeling like garbage for 10-14 days after the acute phase. Anyone who has had the flu is going to see a big difference between a couple days of a milder version of flu vs being knocked on their rear end for a couple of weeks.
Yeah, I missed getting a flu shot around five years ago and shock if shocks I got the flu and I wanted to loving die for a week and change. And then everyone else in the household got it too, in sequence. I had forgotten just how horrible it was versus a common cold or something and I've made drat sure to get a vaccine every year since, especially since I have other health issues to worry about.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I just wear a thin layer of plastics over my skin, like a full body condom

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
I just stay away from other people 24/7 and then I never catch flu from them :smug:

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Shame Boy posted:

Also doctor said he's already seen a few flu cases and whenever he sees cases this early it's gonna be a really heavy year so that's fun.

i got my jab today when i went to the doctors office to get a referral for skin tags. referral is at the dermatology center an hour away in march, i'm very glad that awful socialized healthcare isn't giving me huge waiting times!!!!! arm aches like poo poo from it though, being old sucks

Rarity posted:

I just stay away from other people 24/7 and then I never catch flu from them :smug:

there's other people in the house so i can't manage that or it'd be my plan too :rip:

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Why is it that the vast majority of public bathrooms in the US have a handle you have to pull in order to leave, instead of being able to push it open?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Doorknob lobby obviously. Powerful group, you don't want to gently caress with 'em.

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005

Mr.Pibbleton posted:

Why is it that the vast majority of public bathrooms in the US have a handle you have to pull in order to leave, instead of being able to push it open?

have you never had explosive shits? pushing the door to enter instead of pulling could save you a pair of pants

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


The real question is why more places don't have the doorless bathroom designs.

They have automatic flushing toilets, automatic faucets, automatic soap dispensers, automatic paper towel dispensers and/or auto hand dryers.

But then you have to touch the door to leave

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Svensken posted:

The CO2-Global Warming connection was known before we had cars.

Cars existed in the 1700's dude.

Cool fact that the first combustion engine car ran on hydrogen.

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

I assume "we" means "the public" here, of course they had cars

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

spacetoaster posted:

Cars existed in the 1700's dude.

Cool fact that the first combustion engine car ran on hydrogen.

Look at this pointlessly pedantic poo poo post.

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TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



Len posted:

The real question is why more places don't have the doorless bathroom designs.

They have automatic flushing toilets, automatic faucets, automatic soap dispensers, automatic paper towel dispensers and/or auto hand dryers.

But then you have to touch the door to leave

They should really just use a sliding door like when you enter a shop, or a button you could nudge with your foot.

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