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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/Adl9ECj.mp4

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Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Jay going to get hired faster mid season than Hue last year

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Rivers somehow conceived two more during this video.

(I assume it's Rivers, I know it's not Brady since he's not making out with them)

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mega64 posted:

Rivers somehow conceived two more during this video.

(I assume it's Rivers, I know it's not Brady since he's not making out with them)

Brees, supposedly

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


:siren: EAGLES ACQUIRE SAFETY :siren: free agent orlando scandrick

edit: cb rather

shyduck fucked around with this message at 22:02 on Sep 27, 2019

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

shyduck posted:

:siren: EAGLES ACQUIRE SAFETY :siren: free agent orlando scandrick

lmao "safety"

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

kiimo posted:

lmao "safety"

There was one and probably two weeks that I thought Orlando Scandrick was the best DB the Chiefs had last year.

This is not an endorsement of Orlando Scandrick.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

When he was playing corner for the Chiefs last year some fans starting calling him Scamdick hope this helps with your positivity

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon

shyduck posted:

:siren: EAGLES ACQUIRE SAFETY :siren: free agent orlando scandrick

Orlando Scandrick is absolutely terrible.

Avonte Maddox says he can move all his limbs, and that’s good enough for me. Start him IMO

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
He's theoretically a NFL player so he's an improvement over "a pile of limbs screaming for the sweet release of death".

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


scandrick was already cut from the eagles this preseason

he couldn't make the eagles secondary roster

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Mega64 posted:

Rivers somehow conceived two more during this video.

(I assume it's Rivers, I know it's not Brady since he's not making out with them)

Passes arent side armed enough for Rivers.

Also there are too many boys. Rivers only has two and they're older

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

a neat cape posted:

Passes arent side armed enough for Rivers.

Also there are too many boys. Rivers only has two and they're older

I thought for sure it was Derek Carr but now I see the glasses

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga
https://twitter.com/nickkorte/status/1177686204667400192?s=20

Although the Steelers can get it back if they cut Moncrief

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

How come he isn't throwing to his daughter?

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

a neat cape posted:

Also there are too many boys. Rivers only has two

So far

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Dude never throws a single ball to his daughter. What an rear end.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Chichevache posted:

How come he isn't throwing to his daughter?

Brees insists on traditional family and gender roles.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

axeil posted:

Dude never throws a single ball to his daughter. What an rear end.

shes wide open too. brees not seeing the field smh

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
That night he set the record Brees was interviewed and he talked about how much it meant to do it with his sons there.

His wife and daughter were right there

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Android Apocalypse posted:

Brees insists on traditional family and gender roles.

I've been teaching my daughter to be a boy beater and at 8 months old she already knows how to get proper angry. I can't wait for her to get suspended monthly so I can take her out for ice cream because she made a boy wet himself out of fear. I'm not trolling don't at me.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

axeil posted:

Dude never throws a single ball to his daughter. What an rear end.

*beans her in the eye*

happy now??

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




Chichevache posted:

I've been teaching my daughter to be a boy beater and at 8 months old she already knows how to get proper angry. I can't wait for her to get suspended monthly so I can take her out for ice cream because she made a boy wet himself out of fear. I'm not trolling don't at me.

This just sounds like good parenting to me.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
That was from earlier this year, I wish his thumb was still that healthy.

Chichevache posted:

I've been teaching my daughter to be a boy beater and at 8 months old she already knows how to get proper angry. I can't wait for her to get suspended monthly so I can take her out for ice cream because she made a boy wet himself out of fear. I'm not trolling don't at me.


Watch the fine line between being able to defend herself properly vs being the school bully.

Silly Burrito fucked around with this message at 22:45 on Sep 27, 2019

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Silly Burrito posted:

That was from earlier this year, I wish his thumb was still that healthy.



Watch the fine line between being able to defend herself properly vs being the school bully.

How is smashing the patriarchy bullying, bro?

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDYF_nu2I4M

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Chichevache posted:

How is smashing the patriarchy bullying, bro?

There are those couple of years when girls are the patriarchy in school. Like absolutely run poo poo and are bigger and stronger than the boys.

Hamhandler
Aug 9, 2008

[I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.

Amy Pole Her posted:

Rosen to Carolina for a 2nd next year prior to draft after Miami has #1 locked in

It’s best case scenario for literally all parties. He’s easy to root for and he’s legitimately skilled. Fantastic pocket presence and he has quick delivery while being polished mechanically so no erratic throws.

He’s not perfect - he definitely misreads or overestimates his ability sometimes but so far... if he were a true rookie (23 year old starting game 4 after 0-3 start etc) and played how he did.. everyone would be excited

But because it’s “Tank for Tua” all the media keeps banging the drum that Rosen is good but he’s no Tua and settling for “Fiedler 2.0 is how we ended up here in the first place”

Oh ok ty Omar u racist

If all that the Dolphins are getting offered is what they paid for Rosen, I think they'd hold on to him and try to showcase him early in the season in a baby-proofed 2020 offense.

There's too many teams that have 35+ year old quarterbacks or otherwise shaky situations with rosters/staff that are going to be pressured to keep winning right away. If you're lucky you might end up with multiple teams in that kind of situation in the same off-season and get a dumb one to give you a Laremy Tunsil-level bounty.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Grittybeard posted:

There are those couple of years when girls are the patriarchy in school. Like absolutely run poo poo and are bigger and stronger than the boys.

Lmao gently caress those little turds they will fear my child.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Chichevache posted:

Lmao gently caress those little turds they will fear my child.

poo poo they're letting the children of cops carry in schools now?

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

Chichevache posted:

I've been teaching my daughter to be a boy beater and at 8 months old she already knows how to get proper angry. I can't wait for her to get suspended monthly so I can take her out for ice cream because she made a boy wet himself out of fear. I'm not trolling don't at me.

If you havent already taught your daughter how to eye gauge like shes a member of the 28 Weeks Later cast what are you even doing.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

waah posted:

If you havent already taught your daughter how to eye gauge like shes a member of the 28 Weeks Later cast what are you even doing.

I'm going to teach her how to break wrists.

Ches Neckbeard posted:

poo poo they're letting the children of cops carry in schools now?

I don't even concealed carry.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Catfish Noodlin posted:

If all that the Dolphins are getting offered is what they paid for Rosen, I think they'd hold on to him and try to showcase him early in the season in a baby-proofed 2020 offense.

There's too many teams that have 35+ year old quarterbacks or otherwise shaky situations with rosters/staff that are going to be pressured to keep winning right away. If you're lucky you might end up with multiple teams in that kind of situation in the same off-season and get a dumb one to give you a Laremy Tunsil-level bounty.

You know... you’re exactly right.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

https://twitter.com/ESPNNFL/status/1177946261816840192?s=20

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~


Who cares what some sex pest thinks.

Please say this baker

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Might not be a good idea to take shots at AB on moral grounds when you’re teammates with Kareem Hunt.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Might not be a good idea to take shots at AB on moral grounds when you’re teammates with Kareem Hunt.

Those two aren't even close to being on the same level.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1178004274825093123

i mean he's on a plane

latinotwink1997
Jan 2, 2008

Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!


Ramsey to Denver confirmed.

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Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
I read the ESPN headline as if Ramsey and the entire Jacksonville Jaguars roster had been traded to Denver.

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