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Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


.Z. posted:

Kewpie Mayonnaise Ice Cream Bars:



It's got a white chocolate center, surrounded by kewpie mayonnaise flavored ice cream, and a white chocolate shell.



What one unlucky soul said about eating it:

See this is what I'm talking about when I say Japan is the true spiritual home of mayo.

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.Z.
Jan 12, 2008

Grand Fromage posted:

See this is what I'm talking about when I say Japan is the true spiritual home of mayo.

I think Zimmerman helped make that very clear back in 2008.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLPpQ29bL-c

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Oh wow that boiling vat of mayo.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

.Z. posted:

I think Zimmerman helped make that very clear back in 2008.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLPpQ29bL-c

I loving hate mayo and this mortally offends me

.Z.
Jan 12, 2008

Oh I'd forgotten about what I'd thought was the most horrific things that the restaurant made:

Mayoty Dog: A salty dog where they replace the salt rim with a mayonnaise rim.


Mayotini: Do I really need to explain this...

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Yeah, um, it's mayo. Mayo for sure, uh-um. Yes, siree

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
yay thread title :buddy:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

steinrokkan posted:

Yeah, um, it's mayo. Mayo for sure, uh-um. Yes, siree

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GV0jbUVjvHQ

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

bloom posted:

Truffles are one of those things that need to be used with care or they'll ruin everything. Whoever made that thing is not a person capable of restraint.

Gonna have to go with "tastes very bad" on this one.

I am so violently sensitive to so-called “truffle oil” that I haven’t eaten a restaurant food with truffles in it for at least ten years, probably fifteen. Because they always lie.

You know that poo poo is awash in digestive napalm.

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.
That's some timing on this Onion article.
https://www.theonion.com/new-hellmann-s-theme-park-to-feature-world-s-longest-la-1838539556

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jpd_CUX2o98

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



.Z.
Jan 12, 2008





Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
ewwwwww

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

I like the new title but a day later we get ' PYF Anti-Food Porn: a drat McCum sandwich'

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008







Man these are just as unwatchable as I remember.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x24fU-Dt66o

RareAcumen has a new favorite as of 10:50 on Sep 28, 2019

ParserGirl
Jun 3, 2005

I don't want to chime in just to say I hate Mayo but goddamn this last page has been a challenge to get through. It's so disgusting and so vivid.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost
This entire page made me nauseous. Ugh mayonnaise.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




ParserGirl posted:

I don't want to chime in just to say I hate Mayo but goddamn this last page has been a challenge to get through. It's so disgusting and so vivid.

Zipperelli. posted:

This entire page made me nauseous. Ugh mayonnaise.

Ugh, look at these chumps who don't wanna hork a glob of mayo-y goodness onto their uvulas everyday. :jerkbag:

Bees on Wheat
Jul 18, 2007

I've never been happy



QUAIL DIVISION
Buglord

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
Please don't post pictures of my gym locker without my permission.

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet

congrats, thousands of pages and this was what finally made my stomach physically turn

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

TheKennedys posted:

congrats, thousands of pages and this was what finally made my stomach physically turn

well I have some good news:
:nms:https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/031/229/5ae.jpg

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I have never seen that. And I regret reading through everything. Why,

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

ok that's pretty hosed up but Martin Yan is a treasure

.Z.
Jan 12, 2008


For anyone wondering what the hell he's doing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_EztXjmtPY

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




I love relaxing my chicken.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


CLAM DOWN posted:

I love relaxing my chicken.

Text me

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

CLAM DOWN posted:

I love relaxing my chicken.

I on the other hand, am a fan of choking the poo poo out of it.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

DiggityDoink posted:

I on the other hand, am a fan of choking the poo poo out of it.

poo poo is stored in the.... chicken?

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





bloom posted:

Truffles are one of those things that need to be used with care or they'll ruin everything. Whoever made that thing is not a person capable of restraint.

Gonna have to go with "tastes very bad" on this one.

Read this as "whoever made that thing is not a person capable of restaurant."

Distorted Kiwi
Jun 11, 2014

"C'mon! Let's tune our weapons!"
Hope you guys didn't use up all the mayo, it's nearly Terror-Glazed Potato Salad season.

KataraniSword
Apr 22, 2008

but at least I don't have
a MLP or MSPA avatar.
I am my own man.

Distorted Kiwi posted:

Hope you guys didn't use up all the mayo, it's nearly Terror-Glazed Potato Salad season.



Hesitantly would. I like potato salad but that's a whole lot of mayo and not much potato (or even artsy flower-radish) to balance it. Also that glaze is terrifying, as advertised.

Quiet Feet posted:

Read this as "whoever made that thing is not a person capable of restaurant."

Oh, they're capable. They just shouldn't be allowed.

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!








I don't want to know why they needed that label.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Mm yes, kosher salt is called kosher salt because it tastes like kosher pickles

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
excessive amounts of mayo really get to me. here's a repost of a thread classic.

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Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

uber_stoat posted:

excessive amounts of mayo really get to me. here's a repost of a thread classic.



1 slice $4.50, get the whole cake for $40! Lol, come on down to Doobie's.

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