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Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

Nfcknblvbl posted:

surprise the update with smart summon for the
masses is just as bad as before when it was in testing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5obYyIkOnbc

lmao

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MomJeans420
Mar 19, 2007



lmao it's so bad, there's no way they can release this to every driver. Can they even leave it released as is?

https://twitter.com/evdefender/status/1177700477556928512?s=20

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

MomJeans420 posted:

lmao it's so bad, there's no way they can release this to every driver. Can they even leave it released as is?

https://twitter.com/evdefender/status/1177700477556928512?s=20

Scroll up AND down for more failures and idiots.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



gschmidl posted:

Scroll up AND down for more failures and idiots.

also check the rest of that twitter thread

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
meanwhile, over at spacex

https://twitter.com/JimBridenstine/status/1177711106300747777

titaniumone
Jun 10, 2001

Midjack posted:

also check the rest of that twitter thread

:imunfunny:

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

lol

quote:

And Musk must be present at a meeting at the Tesla plant in Fremont, California where he or someone with the labor board reads aloud a notice to employees that Tesla broke the law.

and i’ll believe it when I see it

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Midjack posted:

also check the rest of that twitter thread

lolè

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


MomJeans420 posted:

lmao it's so bad, there's no way they can release this to every driver. Can they even leave it released as is?

https://twitter.com/evdefender/status/1177700477556928512?s=20

man whoever said it’s just a roomba nailed it

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Rex-Goliath posted:

man whoever said it’s just a roomba nailed it

that is a libel on the noble roomba

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

wut

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
lmbo the bazingas are frothing in the replies

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Jonny 290 posted:

lmbo the bazingas are frothing in the replies

IT’S ALL BOEING’S FAULT

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
to be fair I'm not gonna cape for Boeing just to get in on a weak burn on musky

in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme


stop fuckin around with your gimmick-rear end water tower bullshit and finish the thing we're paying you for

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

Bulgakov posted:

lol


and i’ll believe it when I see it

don't link to whatever you're quoting or anything

TheDarkFlame
May 4, 2013

You tell me I didn't build that?

I'll have you know I worked my fingers to the bone to get where I am today.
Well it was posted in the MUSK thread elsewhere so maybe he meant to reply to that one and grabbed the wrong tab. Here it is.

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

spaceX is announcing the completion of their first Starship prototype tomorrow. that's the big shiny stainless steel rocket that no one actually wants, and which Elon is making all kinds of obviously bullshit promises about

meanwhile, SpaceX's Commercial Crew contract to fly astronauts to the ISS - something they've been paid in advance for, to the tune of over two and a half billion dollars - is currently stalled because their only crew-rated Dragon blew up during a pad test six months ago and they still haven't even finished building a replacement

judging from that tweet, NASA management is somewhat annoyed at SpaceX making a big deal about Elon's showpiece rocket instead of focusing on the job NASA is paying them for

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



https://twitter.com/fj4518/status/1177671831181918208?s=20

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
a tesla hiding in the bushes next to a fire hydrant, waiting to spring on an unwary firetruck

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

infernal machines posted:

a tesla hiding in the bushes next to a fire hydrant, waiting to spring on an unwary firetruck

:teslaget:

Nomnom Cookie
Aug 30, 2009



infernal machines posted:

a tesla hiding in the bushes next to a fire hydrant, waiting to spring on an unwary firetruck

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят


lmao battle of the astroturf boot lickers

choose. your. corporation!


now FIGHT!

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

TheDarkFlame posted:

Well it was posted in the MUSK thread elsewhere so maybe he meant to reply to that one and grabbed the wrong tab. Here it is.

oh I was on phone and figured my post was late to reply about news that broke way earlier so didn't bother

thats link is close enough tho

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

but uh

https://www.nlrb.gov/case/32-CA-197020

might be the thing

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

im the delaware technology and design corp



:d2a:

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



https://twitter.com/abgoswami/status/1177773811497721856?s=20

can't wait to see insurance premiums skyrocket even more

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
i can't imagine there isn't a way for the insurer to avoid paying out if you use some half-baked autonomy feature that causes the car to self destruct

UCS Hellmaker
Mar 29, 2008
Toilet Rascal
https://youtu.be/62vE2jionIs

Someone broke down the dumb wipers.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.
Why is Love The Car such a meme with the teslarati

Are they trying to convince themselves

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Endless Mike posted:

https://twitter.com/abgoswami/status/1177773811497721856?s=20

can't wait to see insurance premiums skyrocket even more

wow it didnt take long to total a tesla using enhanced summon

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
how did anybody not see that coming

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

Sagebrush posted:

Why is Love The Car such a meme with the teslarati

Are they trying to convince themselves

because of people like this
https://twitter.com/AskDrStupid/status/1177843518494171137

James Baud
May 24, 2015

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Console warriors grew up and own cars now.

Chalks
Sep 30, 2009

you don't love car enough so car drove into a wall intentionally to punish you

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


Silver Alicorn posted:

how did anybody not see that coming

well the car didn't

klafbang
Nov 18, 2009
Clapping Larry

UCS Hellmaker posted:

https://youtu.be/62vE2jionIs

Someone broke down the dumb wipers.

Nice - one design doesn’t work and the other is a lovely knock-off of a Mercedes design from the 90s. I hope they go for the broken one.

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill

James Baud posted:

Console warriors grew up and own cars now.

people don’t own teslas. teslas own people

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

well the car didn't

:golfclap:

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infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

James Baud posted:

Console warriors grew up

i doubt that

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