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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

So that's when you throw the celebratory dildos.

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Kyle Williams officiating your wedding sounds dope af though.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

The Puppy Bowl posted:

Got to love the balls it takes to schedule this during a Pats game expecting it won't be a total rout that sours the crowd come halftime.

They’re Bills fan, it’s expected. Just wait until the new bride throws the celebratory elbow drop onto a beer pong table!

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Gonna be awkward to watch a wedding with the groom's finger in the bride's butt

Or hell maybe vice versa

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Intruder posted:

Gonna be awkward to watch a wedding with the groom's finger in the bride's butt

Or hell maybe vice versa

Don't stinkshame

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

The Puppy Bowl posted:

Got to love the balls it takes to schedule this during a Pats game expecting it won't be a total rout that sours the crowd come halftime.

If you're a Bills fan planning to get married at a Bills game, I think you're more or less planning on that happening!

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


WAIT J'MARCUS WEBB IS STILL IN THE NFL????????

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Patented Ravens loss to a garbage team incoming

e: this is not the gdt

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

sharknado slashfic posted:

Patented Ravens loss to a garbage team incoming

e: this is not the gdt

Browns aren't necessarily garbage. Sometimes teams stumble out of the gate but get themselves together. Browns are probably a 9-7 or 10-6 team which is good enough to win a weak division which the AFCN is.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
e: not the gdt

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Lions do what they always do with a lead late in the game: poo poo themselves.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Lions couldn't take advantage of all the opportunities they got via turnovers.

Also :lol: that non-touchdown in the end zone. Claaaaaaaaaaaaasic Lions.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp

ketchup vs catsup posted:

A girl I briefly dated months ago invited me to the ballet this evening so instead of watching the saints humble the cowboys I will watch a different kind of dancing.

I dunno why I said yes.

Going to go see the bear in the little car, huh?

Sheen Sheen
Nov 18, 2002
Belichick knew he couldn’t beat 4th quarter Josh Allen, that’s why he directed his dipshit players to kill him at the very beginning of Q4

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




latinotwink1997 posted:

Every guy on here knows why you said yes. Hell, she probably knows why you said yes and thinks it’s hilarious.

I said yes cause after saying my Sunday night plans were ‘watching SNF at my place, alone,’ saying no to a free ticket to the ballet wasn’t a great look. I’m also trying to say no to fewer social things cause left to my own devices I’d be a mega hermit.

She’s a nice girl, we didn’t go past a few dates cause she was present at a fairly traumatic newsworthy event earlier this year and felt that dating wasn’t a good idea in the aftermath, which I’m cool with. I’m glad she reached out and offered, it’s been months since we’ve seen each other.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
https://twitter.com/TomlinDoesIt/status/1178482212615987200


Welp

This would explain the silence about Roquan

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!
They literally just said "leave for a personal situation" on the broadcast.

Could be a Tiger Woods & wife scenario, best case

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://twitter.com/AB84/status/1178335529202532352?s=19

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
:lol: the niners riding the bye week into being the last undefeated nfc team

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Spoeank posted:

:lol: the niners riding the bye week into being the last undefeated nfc team

Monday night is gonna be fun

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Flikken posted:

Monday night is gonna be fun

Less what you did today, more what you did week 1 plz

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Spoeank posted:

Less what you did today, more what you did week 1 plz

Nah

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

I'm seriously done knocking on AB now...on the internet and in my own head, I'm done.

The dude is not OK.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

due*
proof*

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

MoaM posted:

I'm seriously done knocking on AB now...on the internet and in my own head, I'm done.

The dude is not OK.

never gets old

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

legendary tweet, lmao

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Raiders did a good thing

But also they did a very bad thing

Many sides, many sides

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

quote:

“A dog that poop fast don’t poop for long,” Mack said, via NBCSportsChicago.com. “It’s a good division, there’s gonna be a lot of games we gotta win down the stretch, but the most important one is the next one. We can’t be watching what’s going on too much.”

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Vontaze Burflict to be sent to the prison from Face/Off

https://twitter.com/mortreport/status/1178667005278375942

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Kalli posted:

Vontaze Burflict to be sent to the prison from Face/Off

https://twitter.com/mortreport/status/1178667005278375942

The prison universe at the end of The One would be better.

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗
https://twitter.com/VPBigCatCorp_/status/1178654712062717953?s=19

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Kalli posted:

Vontaze Burflict to be sent to the prison from Face/Off

https://twitter.com/mortreport/status/1178667005278375942

Good. And that’s coming from a fan of the team he’s on.

That hit was gross.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Vice President of Big Cat Corp Underscore come say it to the NFC West thread's loving face bitch

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?

Wow fan of noted poo poo company Barstool Sports thinks the Run is bad, I'll gently caress em up

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








:bunt:

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
If you can get up after a helmet2helmet hit and ask for a flag you didn't get hit hard enough to warrant a flag imo I'll take your comments off the air

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
quite frankly I think Josh Allen should have been flagged for lowering and leading with the crown of his helmet while going for the sticks, as running backs are these days. a truly heinous act by the coward Buffalo Bills to try to take out the completely innocent Jonathan Jones, who is a real good guy. thanks I'll take my response off the air

BrownThunder
Oct 26, 2005

EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

That's cool you guys both made the same really funny joke

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

BrownThunder posted:

That's cool you guys both made the same really funny joke

reading the thread before posting is for loving amateurs, jesus christ BT you've been around for how long now??

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Hunt11
Jul 24, 2013

Grimey Drawer

Blitz7x posted:

If you can get up after a helmet2helmet hit and ask for a flag you didn't get hit hard enough to warrant a flag imo I'll take your comments off the air

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQQPNQ0PFSc

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