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HamAdams posted:Is Rhode Island even big enough to have parts? BonerGhost posted:Yeah you've got up, down, charm, strange, bottom, and top.
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Guy Mann posted:Assassin's Creed is a series where Henry Ford gave Hitler magic space mind-control powers because of how much he hated the Jews. Said space mind-control powers are also responsible for Rasputin and Gandhi, and John F Kennedy was assassinated to steal that power from him. After Nikola Tesla faked his death and defected to the Nazis the nuclear bomb was invented as a way of destroying ancient alien artifacts, like the one Tesla stole all his ideas from. Just like Leonardo DaVinci.
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cumshitter posted:I'm not a car guy. Is there something special about a 2001 Subaru Impreza I'm not picking up that would cause a man to spend the entire day pretending to ratchet stuff under the hood? Because it sounds like this guy just likes to stand next to his car all day blasting music for some reason. Like how much work can be done on a car every weekend? Antivehicular posted:He's the kind of guy who comes to an orgy with a bedazzled Fleshlight, then spends the entire time loudly jerking off with it and touching up the rhinestones, all while avoiding eye contact cumshitter posted:Thank you, I understand now.
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cumshitter is a forums treasure. 
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Bertrand Hustle posted:cumshitter is a forums treasure. he is my favorite gimmick* in years, he's never allowed to stop posting *otter guy doesn't count because that was avshalom, and avshalom is less a gimmick than a legend
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i know otterman was but a creation of avshalom's incomprehensible mind, but I miss him. he was wonderful.
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cumshitter is not a gimmick. he is themed, and comes with a rich mythos - for example, his disappointing straight son
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Rust Martialis posted:I tried coming up with an Enhydra Lutis post once and it's quite hard to get just the right tone, I couldn't pull it off. Is there an archive of those anywhere? One of my fav forums memories. Just this beautiful shining star of baffling fixation
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Is there an Anne Frank Funco Pop yet? Sleve McDichael posted:
Noblesse Obliged posted:Great another thing to take up space in the attic
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 CONTENT: Pener Kropoopkin posted:Seems like only a couple months ago the big story was about how the WWF was paying paramilitaries to murder villagers on the mere suspicion of poaching, so the fact they're a CIA asset is eminently believable. Spergin Morlock posted:/very Vince McMahon voice
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Mierenneuker posted:https://twitter.com/fuclkingtad/status/1177985796906901504 Ugly In The Morning posted:Dude is a date rape sommelier. Powered Descent posted:Remember, it's only a proper "roofie" if it comes from the Rouffiéz region of France, otherwise it's just a sparkling benzo.
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freeedr posted:The guy isn’t even slightly correct anyway. Rohypnol is a benzodiazepine. Inceltown posted:Flunitrazepam, also known as Rohypnol among other names, is a benzodiazepine
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Does anyone have the series of quotes where Ron Rivera is motivating the Panthers to play better by saying they aren't allowed to gently caress Barnacle Jim
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:I was born in FEBRUARY Petit Gregory posted:Burma-Shave
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freeedr posted:The guy isn’t even slightly correct anyway. Rohypnol is a benzodiazepine. Ironic part is I bet that idiot would get super pissed if girls attended a party he was at & refused to drink anything from open containers, or brought their own booze
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BOOTY-ADE posted:if girls attended a party he was at There's about three layers of why this won't happen
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Somfin posted:There's about three layers of why this won't happen 1. fedora 2. trenchcoat 3. dakimakura
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Arivia posted:1. fedora
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Arivia posted:1. fedora that's one of those words you can't admit to knowing without outing yourself as One Of Them. the other is Ephebophel- OH NO, MY COVER!
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:that's one of those words you can't admit to knowing without outing yourself as One Of Them. the other is Ephebophel- OH NO, MY COVER! Yeah I'm googling it after that. What does it mean? It's either a type of stupid sword or a type of creepy porn or an unsettling variety of realdoll. Or some combination of the three.
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Outrail posted:Yeah I'm googling it after that. What does it mean?
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darthbob88 posted:IIRC dakimakura is a body-pillow, so you can feel like you're cuddling with an actual human-type person. Usually with different prints on each side of the pillow, so you can choose whether to fantasize about somebody being vulnerable/needy and asking for a cuddle, or bent over and asking to be gently caressed. You can say gently caress here
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SeaGoatSupreme posted:You can say gently caress here gently caress HERE
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please do not gently caress here, this is a no gently caress zone
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It being a no gently caress zone is precisely why I need the pillow.
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Lobok posted:It being a no gently caress zone is precisely why I need the pillow. I actually had a doctor prescribe me a pillow like that and I had to hold back from laughing in her face
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Arivia posted:I actually had a doctor prescribe me a pillow like that and I had to hold back from laughing in her face Doc prescribed an anime pillow? It says something about our civilization that I'm only half joking.
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Arivia posted:I actually had a doctor prescribe me a pillow like that and I had to hold back from laughing in her face So people are walking out of pharmacies with their prescriptions looking like they just won prizes at the fair?
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Arivia posted:I actually had a doctor prescribe me a pillow like that and I had to hold back from laughing in her face Prescribe or recommend?
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The legendary prescription strength waifu...
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Arivia posted:I actually had a doctor prescribe me a pillow like that and I had to hold back from laughing in her face Psychiatrists and other mental health professionals only try to "cure" problems if they see it as a possibility. When such an outcome is obviously hopeless they simply try to make the condition more bearable, providing comfort etc.
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Arivia posted:I actually had a doctor prescribe me a pillow like that and I had to hold back from laughing in her face I'm betting that the only one covered by your insurance was sailor moon but you could spend out of pocket for sailor Venus.
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