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Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

chaosapiant posted:

This thread has so much invented language that I don't understand it all. What's an "ortwin"?

I think that's just a name.

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tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

Daztek posted:

a shark

edit: vampire shark
Don't sugar coat it. You can't shield the children from the horrors of the world forever.

He's a lawyer.

monkeytek
Jun 8, 2010

It wasn't an ELE that wiped out the backer funds. It was Tristan Timothy Taylor.

tooterfish posted:

Don't sugar coat it. You can't shield the children from the horrors of the world forever.

He's a lawyer.

Not just a lawyer a PUBLISHED lawyer with an 80 page pamphlet BOOK to his credit!

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

Not only is he a lawyer, he is a co-founder and is Chris's friend back from the movie days where he specialised in German tax shelter film financing.

Spuckuk
Aug 11, 2009

Being a bastard works



trucutru posted:

Can you imagine being one of the poor schmucks doing QA on this thing?

I kid, they don't have (paid) QA people.

A friend of mine was a poor QA sap on this game until a few months back. He left to go back to his old, terrible QA job instead of work on SC any more.

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Lol all we have to do is post links to their infighting and it fuels more arguments

It's not us dudes, it's alllll you

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

*has -1 karma*
i'm being gulaged

Bofast
Feb 21, 2011

Grimey Drawer

chaosapiant posted:

Is this a thing you made up or is this a real thing CIG *implemented*? I honestly can't tell anymore.

Well, you see, CIG thought that their old way of letting people press F to open doors and such was not fidelicious enough. Instead, they replaced it with a system where you hold down a button (I think it's F by default) and get interaction prompts popping up for things like opening doors, turning on a ship's power or sitting on chairs. You can then mouse over an interaction prompts to perform said interaction, meaning that opening a simple door now requires the player to hold F, mouse over the correct interaction prompt and click on it.

chaosapiant
Oct 10, 2012

White Line Fever

Bofast posted:

Well, you see, CIG thought that their old way of letting people press F to open doors and such was not fidelicious enough. Instead, they replaced it with a system where you hold down a button (I think it's F by default) and get interaction prompts popping up for things like opening doors, turning on a ship's power or sitting on chairs. You can then mouse over an interaction prompts to perform said interaction, meaning that opening a simple door now requires the player to hold F, mouse over the correct interaction prompt and click on it.



Why the gently caress would anyone think that's a good system? Unless there's multiple interactions for doors? Like, if there's multiple, then I kinda get it, but if there's a menu with one option, just default to that and let me open doors.

Bofast
Feb 21, 2011

Grimey Drawer

chaosapiant posted:

Why the gently caress would anyone think that's a good system? Unless there's multiple interactions for doors? Like, if there's multiple, then I kinda get it, but if there's a menu with one option, just default to that and let me open doors.

:iiam:

chaosapiant
Oct 10, 2012

White Line Fever


Hello, Dishonored has more than one option for doors and it still doesn't use dumb non-sense menus for it. There's a button to look through the keyhole and a button to open the door. It's neato. I also really like Dishonored. I like how it's a game that you can play from start to finish and I didn't have to spend $2000 to play as the main character.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Tokamak posted:

Not only is he a lawyer, he is a co-founder and is Chris's friend back from the movie days where he specialised in German tax shelter film financing.

This bears (hah) repeating but this is the truth and want to express to the new folks here we aren't blowing smoke/trolling our replies to entertain ourselves at your expense. 99% of the poo poo posted here is usually the crazy rear end truth straight from CIG. Fact really is stranger than fiction.

Reminds me. Sort of forgot about the whole Coutts thing and having to wheel Ortwin out of his coffin on a Sunday.

Zazz Razzamatazz
Apr 19, 2016

by sebmojo

:five:

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Spuckuk posted:

A friend of mine was a poor QA sap on this game until a few months back. He left to go back to his old, terrible QA job instead of work on SC any more.

Congrats to you friend? I think.

Like, imagine trying to replicate a bug only to have 4 new bugs gently caress the attempt over.

Like, do they have metrics like "seconds until bug"?

chaosapiant
Oct 10, 2012

White Line Fever

trucutru posted:

Congrats to you friend? I think.

Like, imagine trying to replicate a bug only to have 4 new bugs gently caress the attempt over.

Like, do they have metrics like "seconds until bug"?

They probably track "Bug Clusters" at CIG or some poo poo. I'd hate to be a Release Manager at that company.

Bofast
Feb 21, 2011

Grimey Drawer

chaosapiant posted:

Hello, Dishonored has more than one option for doors and it still doesn't use dumb non-sense menus for it. There's a button to look through the keyhole and a button to open the door. It's neato. I also really like Dishonored. I like how it's a game that you can play from start to finish and I didn't have to spend $2000 to play as the main character.

Dishonored is a really well made game! The sequel is perhaps a bit less fun, but still good.
As I recall, on PC you would press E or F to open a door and hold the same button to look through the keyhole. Simple, elegant and perfectly reasonable.

Bootcha
Nov 13, 2012

Truly, the pinnacle of goaltending
Grimey Drawer
:gary: = ( :siren:1 * u:allears: + :siren:2 * :pgabz: + :siren:3 * :what: + :siren:4 * :monocle: + :siren:5 * :aaa: + :siren:6 * :aaaaa: + :siren:7 * :stare: - :siren:8 * :stonk: )
............------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
.....................................( :haw: + :allears: - :ohdear: + :mad: + :gonk: )

This time....

TOMORROW

:siren:

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

i'm hard now.

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler
Well, now this has to live up to all those smilies.

Shadowlyger
Nov 5, 2009

ElvUI super fan at your service!

Ask me any and all questions about UI customization via PM

:flashfap:

Beluga Snail
Jul 26, 2013

Bootcha posted:

:gary: = ( :siren:1 * u:allears: + :siren:2 * :pgabz: + :siren:3 * :what: + :siren:4 * :monocle: + :siren:5 * :aaa: + :siren:6 * :aaaaa: + :siren:7 * :stare: - :siren:8 * :stonk: )
............------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
.....................................( :haw: + :allears: - :ohdear: + :mad: + :gonk: )

This time....

TOMORROW

:siren:

SQ42 Ch1 releases?!?! Sandi finally shows the world she's the next Meryl Streep? Crobberts is handed the Oscar immediately? I can't wait!

shrach
Jan 10, 2004

daylight ssssaving time
Speaking of one more day. All the UK companies involved in this were due to file their 2018 accounts by today. The company formerly known as Foundry 42 Ltd had managed to file its accounts on time for the last three years or so but with the new name they are back in line with the other companies in missing the deadline. So that's good I guess.

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."

Drunk Theory posted:

Well, now this has to live up to all those smilies.

Loxbourne
Apr 6, 2011

Tomorrow, doom!
But now, tea.

chaosapiant posted:

We gonna talk about that dead body stashed under the seat? I can't even tell what the focus of this picture is, it reminds me of those bunny-with-a-pancake-on-its-head pictures that were funny memes a dozen years ago.

Ah, I see cutting the limbs off bounties to fit more of them into crates is finally in.

monkeytek
Jun 8, 2010

It wasn't an ELE that wiped out the backer funds. It was Tristan Timothy Taylor.

Bootcha posted:

:gary: = ( :siren:1 * u:allears: + :siren:2 * :pgabz: + :siren:3 * :what: + :siren:4 * :monocle: + :siren:5 * :aaa: + :siren:6 * :aaaaa: + :siren:7 * :stare: - :siren:8 * :stonk: )
............------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
.....................................( :haw: + :allears: - :ohdear: + :mad: + :gonk: )

This time....

TOMORROW

:siren:

Rubbing has commenced. Godspeed all fellow rubbers, remember silicone lubricants will last longer.

Thom12255
Feb 23, 2013
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY

chaosapiant posted:

Why the gently caress would anyone think that's a good system? Unless there's multiple interactions for doors? Like, if there's multiple, then I kinda get it, but if there's a menu with one option, just default to that and let me open doors.

Having an intuitive UI system would destroy immersion.

Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010







Tsar Mikey
Nov 30, 2005


When will then be now?



Guys I've seen inside the development of Star Citizen, and it's so advanced you can't even begin to comprehend the things they're doing. Code? No. There is no code. That's how advanced the development is. Pretty much, if you or Chris Roberts can imagine it, it's in the game and working. They're telling me you won't even need to download anything to play Star Citizen. They call it the Dreams Engine.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
"It would be a shame if it these accounts were wasted"

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard


Bofast
Feb 21, 2011

Grimey Drawer

shrach posted:

Speaking of one more day. All the UK companies involved in this were due to file their 2018 accounts by today. The company formerly known as Foundry 42 Ltd had managed to file its accounts on time for the last three years or so but with the new name they are back in line with the other companies in missing the deadline. So that's good I guess.

Maybe Chris decided to personally oversee the process in the UK by now.


:stare:

Virtual Captain
Feb 20, 2017

Archive Priest of the Stimperial Order

Star Citizen Good, in all things forevermore. Amen.
:pray:

lol

Bootcha posted:

This time....

TOMORROW

:siren:

:derp:

JugbandDude
Jul 19, 2016

Remember when you were young, you shone like the sun

Shine on you crazy diamond!

Lladre posted:

That was a lot of words that one guy typed to try and justify his poor decision in buying thousands in ships.

Yeah, I always read his diatribes as "I'm not scammed, I'm not scammed! You are scammed!

AutismVaccine
Feb 26, 2017


SPECIAL NEEDS
SQUAD


At least you give the backers a day to lube up.

Thom12255
Feb 23, 2013
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY

jpegs are assets

Virtual Captain
Feb 20, 2017

Archive Priest of the Stimperial Order

Star Citizen Good, in all things forevermore. Amen.
:pray:
did someone already make :spergin: with the SC logo painted on their forehead? I could use a smilie for https://pricelesstrainwreck.github.io/ to indicate spectrum posts.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:


I hate how this game has finally broken my satire meter.

edit: Imagine being the lawyer that has to read that with a straight face.

"To my lovely wife, I hereby will my collection of space concept jpegs. Please take care of them."

Colostomy Bag fucked around with this message at 19:09 on Sep 30, 2019

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Bootcha posted:

:gary: = ( :siren:1 * u:allears: + :siren:2 * :pgabz: + :siren:3 * :what: + :siren:4 * :monocle: + :siren:5 * :aaa: + :siren:6 * :aaaaa: + :siren:7 * :stare: - :siren:8 * :stonk: )
............------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
.....................................( :haw: + :allears: - :ohdear: + :mad: + :gonk: )

This time....

TOMORROW

:siren:

It's already tomorrow in here you hack! I demand my free entertainment! I deserve it and furthermore....

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Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010



https://twitter.com/itzb3nj/status/1178731257049632776

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