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packetmantis posted:Why do you need a hydraulic guillotine to cut cheese? to liberate the cheese underclass
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Sep 29, 2019 21:45
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Yeah the answer is "cheese big". Also, it's probably refrigerated in there and it's going to be hard as a rock.
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Sep 29, 2019 21:49
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plus a guillotine cuts cleanly compared to a saw getting cheese dust everywhere because of the blade
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Sep 29, 2019 22:11
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Kanine posted:plus a guillotine cuts cleanly compared to a saw getting cheese dust everywhere because of the blade They should use water jets, or plasma cutters.
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Sep 29, 2019 22:13
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LifeSunDeath posted:They should use water jets, or plasma cutters. Mmmm cheesy water. Mmmm burnt cheese. Actually plasma cooked cheese sounds good sign me up to try some of that.
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Sep 29, 2019 22:18
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Phanatic posted:Once upon a time, people hated children. That’s probably morbidly ideal. Before modern crumple zones and safety glass, any crash with more energy transferred than “Kid standing on the seat falls over” would be liable to kill or cripple everyone inside regardless of how modern their seatbelts or child seats were. A rope that ties the kid down to keep them from rolling around as you drive is basically maximum value in those deathtraps.
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Sep 29, 2019 22:19
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*standing at the cheese counter* Finally, this is my moment. *unsheathes katana*
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Sep 29, 2019 22:22
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Xaintrailles posted:*standing at the cheese counter* Show me what you gooooot! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0o8EbSMtpnE
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Sep 29, 2019 22:33
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Budgie posted:Show me what you gooooot! john brown just ROLLING in his grave FURIOUS that the cheesecutters union might be in jepoardy.
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Sep 29, 2019 22:54
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Budgie posted:Actually plasma cooked cheese sounds good sign me up to try some of that. Presenting: the Raclette-O-matic 9000. We expose the finest Swiss cheese to our magnetically-suspended hydrogen plasma at temperatures of up to a hundred million degrees Kelvin, and then distill the cheese vapour out of the air directly onto your toasted baguette.
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Sep 29, 2019 22:58
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the far-flung cheesefuture where gouda-mad cheesevape rebels hijack space cruisers full of forbidden altarean smegma, huffing the fumes after dabbing with a plasma nail.
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Sep 29, 2019 23:03
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packetmantis posted:Why do you need a hydraulic guillotine to cut cheese? Here's a video showing how to cut parmesan, I'm sure you can agree a guillotine would be a better option.
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Sep 30, 2019 00:22
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Saukkis posted:Here's a video showing how to cut parmesan, I'm sure you can agree a guillotine would be a better option. Seems like a very similar process to quarrying stone.
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Sep 30, 2019 00:55
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oh poo poo, very relevant to cheese chat https://i.pinimg.com/originals/30/5f/df/305fdf322552537241ca6dcd2280d4df.gif
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Sep 30, 2019 01:17
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:the far-flung cheesefuture where gouda-mad cheesevape rebels hijack space cruisers full of forbidden altarean smegma, huffing the fumes after dabbing with a plasma nail. Infrared tastes better  
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Sep 30, 2019 01:46
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Saukkis posted:Here's a video showing how to cut parmesan, I'm sure you can agree a guillotine would be a better option. lol 
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Sep 30, 2019 01:51
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PainterofCrap posted:Infrared tastes better https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oS9T2n8TYE
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Sep 30, 2019 02:37
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I wish Iron Chef was still in production so one of the chefs could use this technique. Maybe they're slicing the bread with a laser as well? SO HUNGRY
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Sep 30, 2019 02:57
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Every meal I eat comes from a bucket, and is tactically laser welded, and I refuse to wear laser safety glasses.
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Sep 30, 2019 03:02
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At least we know grad students aren't starving in Stuttgart 
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Sep 30, 2019 03:52
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Saukkis posted:Here's a video showing how to cut parmesan, I'm sure you can agree a guillotine would be a better option. time to get to work
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Sep 30, 2019 04:05
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Jabor posted:I can't tell if that guillotine has two separate controls to keep both hands occupied, or if the operator is just exercising proper discipline in keeping their free hand away from it. When I worked at a print shop the paper guillotine had a foot pedal and two hand operated switches set a bit wider than shoulder length apart. All three needed to be engaged to lower the blade. I imagine this would be similar. I think the foot pedal also activated a laser guide to show where the cut would be made.
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Sep 30, 2019 04:48
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Features: *Extravagant
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Sep 30, 2019 04:56
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Gunshow Poophole posted:Features: the cheese ships in its own mink stole
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Sep 30, 2019 05:34
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bourgeoicheese
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Sep 30, 2019 09:56
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Facebook Aunt posted:If there was a switch people would forget to turn it back on. You've seen this thread, right?
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Sep 30, 2019 16:12
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zedprime posted:The hands are stood off exactly at the edge of the gap in the screen so I'd feel safe wagering its a good two hand control interlock. Fun fact: Two-handed interlocks are a mechanism to prevent a stray hand from getting chopped, so they require both buttons to be simultaneously pressed in order for the blade to descend, keeping the spare hand safe. But they also have a second protection system: both buttons need to be released in order for the machine to reset for another cycle. This is because without this feature, operators will jam one of the buttons permanently on, either with a toothpick or leaning a broom against them, allowing them to use the machine with a single button. Build a better mousetrap anti-injury device and nature will build a better idiot to defeat it and snap his finger in it.
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Sep 30, 2019 16:40
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Shut up Meg posted:Fun fact: Yeah, that's real genius until the boys dare someone to put their dick in the machine and then spray water on them and they get electrocuted and can't release the buttons. How ya gonna stop that mr safety man?
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Sep 30, 2019 16:49
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I have never sliced cheese. I will never do so. There is only the one true slice, peace be upon it.
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Sep 30, 2019 17:01
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There's no electricity, these are almost always pneumatic controls
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Sep 30, 2019 17:02
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Larch posted:I have never sliced cheese. I will never do so. There is only the one true slice, peace be upon it. dip the whole samdwich in queso. just keep a bubbling vat of jalapeno queso fundito on your stove at all times. suspended in a double boiler lest the bottom scorch and the smoke spoils all.
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Sep 30, 2019 17:06
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Shut up Meg posted:Fun fact: This is a bit mean for people who've already lost fingers. How'd they operate it??!
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Sep 30, 2019 17:06
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hemale in pain posted:This is a bit mean for people who've already lost fingers. How'd they operate it??! If you've already managed to lose 5 fingers, perhaps this isn't the career for you?
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Sep 30, 2019 17:14
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(Shrieking in Thalidomide-baby speech) robotic translator voice: this is discrimination
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Sep 30, 2019 17:24
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as a person that froze my hands off so that I can wear paws full time, I
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Sep 30, 2019 17:24
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but the delicious crunchy burnt bit on the outside is the best part
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Sep 30, 2019 17:44
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moist turtleneck posted:wwsqsfdp[wer4sedfpokjnwekjnfkoknmvxclp[as
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Sep 30, 2019 17:47
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https://i.imgur.com/jJAiC5o.mp4
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Sep 30, 2019 18:22
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I did not expect that ending.
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