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bird food bathtub posted:If you're just a groomsman nothing much. Mostly stand around and take up space for pictures, possibly some set-up/tear down and group organization duties. It's man of honor that gets to do all the public speaking and poo poo. Makes sense, just figured I'd ask in case there was any ~tradition~ stuff that I should be prepared for. Definitely ok just showing up and moving stuff.
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SquirrelyPSU posted:Makes sense, just figured I'd ask in case there was any ~tradition~ stuff that I should be prepared for. Definitely ok just showing up and moving stuff. You might have to speak, I did at the last one I was in. The whole bridal party had to
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SquirrelyPSU posted:Makes sense, just figured I'd ask in case there was any ~tradition~ stuff that I should be prepared for. Definitely ok just showing up and moving stuff. Be the best bro in the whole group and show up with a bunch of whiskey, blow, and beta blockers. Or if you are too "mature" for that kind of monkey business, maybe buy a box of nice cigars to pass around during the reception, everybody always appreciates that and it will buy you a ton of brownie points.
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Well techincally I was part of El Mags wedding only because his best man got held up by a hurricane. So I held a cardboard cut out of him and his wife had a bride-dude.
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bengy81 posted:Be the best bro in the whole group and show up with a bunch of whiskey, blow, and beta blockers. I never did coke but I do take heroic amounts of beta blockers for a heart condition. They’re not something I’d recommend recreationally, and uh, I guess I don’t know why you’d take them that way. I mean I’ve heard of elite musical performers and poo poo taking them to lessen tremor/shaking and anxiety w/o a benzo. I’m not sure what coke and hookers + beta blockers leads to. Does blow just make your heart race so the beta blockers mellow that effect? Seems dangerous. Then again, your doing blow already. Safety may not be a concern.
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:I never did coke but I do take heroic amounts of beta blockers for a heart condition. 1. The beta blockers help with the anxiety for guys that have to speak, but don't do it regularly. I wouldn't recommend mixing anything, and I'm way to out of it to gently caress with coke anymore. Give everybody a choice on their favorite vice you know? 1.5 Coke never did much for me, it was fun, but I never felt Ron White levels of "ON" like people talk about, but that's might be more about the quality of the coke than anything else. 2. Also it was mostly a bad joke.
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Nostalgia4Dogges posted:I am curious if Jack was insinuating it was weird/bad to have the opposite gender in those roles No, IIRC what made him memorable was that he was a nebbish who was clearly in love with the bride.
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McNally posted:I've added a new GIP rule just for you, Duzzy. Hey McDilz, you may not be my dad, but I have decided to heed your sage advice  Reaper-processing to commence within the hour, this may still claim my life, latex gloves notwithstanding. It was nice /edit: As I post this, I noticed I bought Size 'M' What a great omen for the efforts to come 
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Sep 30, 2019 15:55
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Yeah I got smart a few years ago and started using gloves when I did anything with hot peppers.
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Sep 30, 2019 15:58
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once while making chili i wiped my brow and i sweat into my eyes. seriously was blind at that point and i had to wait until dark my way up to the shower to try and rinse it out. gloves are a good idea. just keep an eye out for that too, herr duzzy
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I never got hotter than habanero in the food truck, but I always wore gloves when handling them. You get enough juice on bare skin and it'll leave a burn akin to a sunburn. I would imagine reapers are far more uncomfortable. Probably more like pepper spray on bare skin.
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I plan on cooking up a couple of small bottles of sauce with one batch of literally JUST loving REAPERS to hand something to my brother-in-law that'll take his pants off other than - I assume - my sister, and then cooking up two more separate batches. One regular sauce with Red Habaneros and a healthy helping of red peppers, and a really sweet BBQ style sauce with dark beer and my Chocolate Habaneros. Since the latter also pack a hell of a punch, I'm gonna have to be really conservative with the chilis I guess. I'm planning on prepping the sauce for the REAPER BLOOD before adding the chilis, because there's no feasible option for me to taste the sauce as I'm making it...which just occurred to me.
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Nitrile gloves are great to have in any house.
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Duzzy Funlop posted:I plan on cooking up a couple of small bottles of sauce with one batch of literally JUST loving REAPERS to hand something to my brother-in-law that'll take his pants off other than - I assume - my sister, and then cooking up two more separate batches. i would really appreciate it you made one bottle in honor of america, and just go full german making it as american as possible, name and label wise
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Sep 30, 2019 16:53
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lol, god help me
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Sep 30, 2019 17:44
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Isnt Schwarz "dick" in German?
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Duzzy Funlop posted:lol, god help me I have never actually seen a food picture look menacing before. 
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Sep 30, 2019 17:57
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Soulex posted:Isnt Schwarz "dick" in German? N instead of r. Think 'swarthy' in this case.
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Sep 30, 2019 18:06
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Alright, done with the garlic, next up are the lemons No, I'm totally not procrastinating the scary ingredients, gently caress you
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Sep 30, 2019 18:14
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A Facbook acquaintance just informed me that I cheaped out on the apple vinegar, and that this would most definitely affect the outcome on my finished product. I don't even know what to say.
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Sep 30, 2019 18:21
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I'm sure there's a german equivalent to "suck my dick from the back".
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Sep 30, 2019 18:29
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"Lutsch meinen Schwanz von hinten"? Also, I should have included NBC-gear in my preparations, holy loving poo poo 
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Sep 30, 2019 18:36
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Duzzy Funlop posted:"Lutsch meinen Schwanz von hinten"? Get a chemical hood or media blasting cabinet you lunatic.
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It just occurred to me that I can basically throw away this bamboo cutting board? I also feel extremely other-than-good about this: 
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Sep 30, 2019 19:17
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Blow it out your rear end, Duzzy And live post while you’re doing it because it’s probably gonna be a while.
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Sep 30, 2019 19:20
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Duzzy's Dinge brennt
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Soulex posted:Isnt Schwarz "dick" in German? If that were true, General Schwarzkopf would have had the funniest name in U.S. military history.
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Sep 30, 2019 19:28
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I guess I can not longer enter my kitchen
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Sep 30, 2019 19:32
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What a successful endeavour this has been, oh my days
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Sep 30, 2019 19:33
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Goonspeed, you crazy bastard. 
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I've turned on the ventilator in my bathroom to "extract" the devil-air that I have been facing when attempting to enter my kitchen, and feel like this is a good moment to make an executive decision. I'm gonna let the maelstrom of madness sit in my kitchen until the morrow and then I'll attempt to "defuse" slash process it. I dragged up the bottles that I meant to turn into gifts for my family / work colleagues and while I'm somewhat hyped to fill and label them, the whole issue of "choking to death upon entering my kitchen" has motivated me to postpone my bottling-aspirations. 
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I d also like to take this moment to assert that "Penis no hurty", so it looks like - after burning through six pairs of latex gloves - McNally saved my life
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Sep 30, 2019 20:12
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Your pictures are giving me heartburn, maybe an ulcer.
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Sep 30, 2019 20:33
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Someone in my apartment building is doing a duzzy right now and making something so spicy that it has permeated the hallway and my apartment. Must be the season I guess
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Duzzy Funlop posted:I What kind of "burning through" are we talking about here? Because one interpretation is "loving yikes" territory.
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gently caress all of that. Good luck to you, but jesus christ, you've basically turned your kitchen into a WMD factory.
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https://twitter.com/relentlessbored/status/1178718377382154243?s=21
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Needs to say "Always vote to raise taxes" on it as well.
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not caring here posted:Someone in my apartment building is doing a duzzy right now and making something so spicy that it has permeated the hallway and my apartment. A funny quote in my family is my mom making shrimp scampi and turning the pan on too hot and me screaming, running out of the house "OH MY GOD, YOUVE AEROSOLIZED THE CAPSAICIN"
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