josh04 posted:Dawn on the first day! He looks like the evil version of Patrick Moore e: Have an old pic of my first cat, RIP Debbie Does Dagon fucked around with this message at 15:10 on Oct 1, 2019 |
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excited to see boris cry and piss his pants tomorrow at pmqs
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Gonzo McFee posted:https://twitter.com/MarkDiStef/status/1179027912638500865 E: i'm dumb and misread lol he definitely hosed a ship though
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ItohRespectArmy posted:excited to see boris cry and piss his pants tomorrow at pmqs Nah bojo loves PMQs I think it's the only bit of being a pm he really does enjoy He gets to be the centre of attention, banter at everyone and nobody is allowed to call him a liar or follow up on his nonsense, it must be like being back in the good old days for him
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# ? Oct 1, 2019 15:04 |
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lmao but also ffs https://twitter.com/joejglenton/status/1179013539685654528?s=19 i know i mostly use twitter because insane galaxy brain takes make me hard but joe glenton is a genuinely good lad, ex squaddie who went AWOL for years because gently caress the british army, 10/10 follow
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ThomasPaine posted:lmao but also ffs "Campbell’s lawyer said he should not be jailed because ‘he feels rehabilitated already’." ffs
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# ? Oct 1, 2019 15:06 |
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Hentai Jihadist posted:Nah bojo loves PMQs I think it's the only bit of being a pm he really does enjoy he's ditching PMQs this week though rumour was either raab trying his best to not look like a serial killer (but failing) or that oval office from the UQ on Thursday
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# ? Oct 1, 2019 15:06 |
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Necrothatcher posted:"Campbell’s lawyer said he should not be jailed because ‘he feels rehabilitated already’." wish it had ended more like that tory oval office who got blatted by a bouncer in Spain or w/e
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Necrothatcher posted:"Campbell’s lawyer said he should not be jailed because ‘he feels rehabilitated already’." No no you missed his whole !two weeks! Of abstinence from coke.
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Hentai Jihadist posted:Nah bojo loves PMQs I think it's the only bit of being a pm he really does enjoy Nah - he's only had one go at PMQs so far and even the Guardian said he hosed it
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:You've, uh, seen your avatar, right? yeah that was the last time someone thought it was oh so funny funny enough to post literally every day for 3 months
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https://twitter.com/hzeffman/status/1179035026953949191 Nice. e: https://twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/1179034696484700166 Extra nice. jabby fucked around with this message at 15:13 on Oct 1, 2019 |
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Comrade Fakename posted:Of course, it’s just political fan fiction, it’s not going to happen. But I will say that if Labour don’t form a government after the next election, then Corbyn really has got to go. JeremoudCorbynejad posted:*ThomasPaine sends Tweetman a DM* Gonzo McFee posted:The unpopular man is unpopular and should go even if I agree with him and he would be replaced with someone I don't personally agree with or even like but I think other people would like, Vote Joe Biden.
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bump_fn posted:students are back and they’re all infants who can’t walk in hallways Just wanted to say I agree. They can’t read signs either.
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Darth Walrus posted:Where was that thread on Arcuri's far right connections again? https://twitter.com/nicktolhurst/status/1176839648406122497?s=19
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Aphex- posted:
Roll on/roll off
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Diet Crack posted:Just wanted to say I agree. They can’t read signs either. I share a local tescos with a big student hall and made the mistake of trying to buy something at 9.55pm the Friday night of freshers week yes it was booze I'm no better than them E: for those who don't know you can't buy alcohol after 10pm in Scotland because endemic alcoholism so everyone runs to get whatever they need just before ThomasPaine fucked around with this message at 15:18 on Oct 1, 2019 |
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You were workin' as a racist in a cocktail bar When I met you ThomasPaine posted:you can't buy alcohol after 10pm in Scotland because endemic alcoholism so everyone runs to get whatever they need just before
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ThomasPaine posted:I share a local tescos with a big student hall and made the mistake of trying to buy something at 9.55pm the Friday night of freshers week The worst thing about Scotland, running out of bevvy at 2am equalling the end of the party.
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mediadave posted:Nah - he's only had one go at PMQs so far and even the Guardian said he hosed it Led to a week of great John Crace praliamentary sketches: quote:Boris Johnson fails to bring Tories sunshine in excruciating PMQs Honestly all his bits from that week clowning on Boris are great.
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ThomasPaine posted:lmao but also ffs However, his bravado slipped when he arrived in court with his lawyer Jane Brady telling Judge Nigel Daly at Oxford Crown Court: ‘It is fair to say he is absolutely terrified of going inside. ‘His mother would have concerns about her son’s ability to cope in such an environment.’ Clifford was praised by his own lawyer for having abstained from cocaine for two weeks ahead of being sentenced. Previously he spent £400 a week on cocaine and cannabis. This is loving unreal.
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Guavanaut posted:The system works! Yeah it's pretty dumb, though i've heard some people say it's actually good because for actual pathological alcoholics (who genuinely want to stop) removing the temptation is a big thing psychologically. Once it hits ten they know they can't get any so they're not agonising over whether to go pick up another bottle of whisky and can kind of relax for a few hours. I'm not in any way an addiction expert though so take it with a pinch of salt but it seems plausible. forkboy84 posted:The worst thing about Scotland, running out of bevvy at 2am equalling the end of the party. My (Scottish) partner was genuinely amazed when we went down to England to visit my parents and she could buy beer in the 24hr asda at whatever drat time she pleased ThomasPaine fucked around with this message at 15:29 on Oct 1, 2019 |
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forkboy84 posted:The worst thing about Scotland, running out of bevvy at 2am equalling the end of the party. Lol if you're not aware of at least three different Facebook pages you can contact to have booze delivered at a price that would be unreasonable in the shops, but not so high it's crazy if you just need a couple more bottles.
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That Italian Guy posted:However, his bravado slipped when he arrived in court with his lawyer Jane Brady telling Judge Nigel Daly at Oxford Crown Court: ‘It is fair to say he is absolutely terrified of going inside. ‘His mother would have concerns about her son’s ability to cope in such an environment.’ Clifford was praised by his own lawyer for having abstained from cocaine for two weeks ahead of being sentenced. Previously he spent £400 a week on cocaine and cannabis. Reminder some kid got drunk off his tits in the US and crashed a car, killing a family, and got zero jail time because he had 'affluenza' where he was too rich to realise what he was doing was wrong.
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Tesseraction posted:Reminder some kid got drunk off his tits in the US and crashed a car, killing a family, and got zero jail time because he had 'affluenza' where he was too rich to realise what he was doing was wrong. That's very America
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ThomasPaine posted:Yeah it's pretty dumb, though i've heard some people say it's actually good because for actual pathological alcoholics (who genuinely want to stop) removing the temptation is a big thing psychologically. Once it hits ten they know they can't get any so they're not agonising over whether to go pick up another bottle of whisky and can kind of relax for a few hours. I'm not in any way an addiction expert though so take it with a pinch of salt but it seems plausible. Stuff like minimum unit pricing and restricting sale seems like it wouldn't work because alcoholics gonna alcohol, but the evidence shows otherwise. At least to a small extent. Kinda like jacking up the price of cigarettes I guess, at some point either people's other priorities take over or they sink into destitution and crime I guess.
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Tesseraction posted:Reminder some kid got drunk off his tits in the US and crashed a car, killing a family, and got zero jail time because he had 'affluenza' where he was too rich to realise what he was doing was wrong. On the other hand, affluenza does tenderise their meat quite well.
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Ratjaculation posted:I've spent my morning counting bats. Happy October everyone! One-ha-ha-ha! Two-ha-ha-ha!... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AoxCkySv34
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Junior G-man posted:Big tweet thread on the 'new' BoJo border proposals: It's already been rejected long ago, it was brought up before and Ireland laughed at it. I love the idea of having a 310 x 15 = 4650 mile squared area that is a custom quantum zone. (310 is the length of irish border).
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WhatEvil posted:One-ha-ha-ha! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AXPnH0C9UA i am a child
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happyhippy posted:It's already been rejected long ago, it was brought up before and Ireland laughed at it. I love that the UK seems to believe it can dictate terms here and the Irish government needs their permission to put up a hard border. (Not certain they will because Dublin actually understands how important the GFA is but jeez, the arrogance of it) E: unrelated but I got talking to an Irish woman at a conference a while back and she was very much against the use of the term 'Republic of Ireland' because that's apparently a British phrase and people should either use Eire or Ireland or both. I'd never heard this before, is this an actual thing or was she just being a bit much? ThomasPaine fucked around with this message at 15:44 on Oct 1, 2019 |
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This world doesn't deserve ISF. https://twitter.com/iresimpsonsfans/status/1179041242216374273?s=19
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mediadave posted:Sunny is right Let me just stop you there.
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Shouldn't the entire no-mans-land be in Northern Ireland since it's the UKs making?
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goddamnedtwisto posted:Let me just stop you there. Sunny does better these days but he still displays abject Lib Dem Brain from time to time.
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Eschenique posted:Shouldn't the entire no-mans-land be in Northern Ireland since it's the UKs making? [extremely Tory voice] why wouldn't we build over territory that belongs to us
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some good lightning and thunder over london right now. please o god smite us for our hubris
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# ? Oct 1, 2019 15:48 |
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An overlooked aspect of the choice of interim PM is that whoever this ended up being would be murdered within hours of delaying Brexit by a gammon hitman, so perhaps Harriet Harman/Ken Clarke/David Attenborough might prefer not to.
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WhatEvil posted:One-ha-ha-ha! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVz8rvIl_vY One-ha-ha-ha! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv_I1Z33AQQ ... uh..Seven-ha-ha-ha! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uuvaos1WHTk
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True fact: I have to watch this video any time I remember the Count exists
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