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MaliciousOnion
Sep 23, 2009

Ignorance, the root of all evil

Zaphod42 posted:


Except its on her neck and they're whatever the opposite of crosseyed is. Oof.

exotropia :eng101:

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Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer
Childhood friend married this dude and posted this to FB:




She eventually divorced him.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Thots and Prayers posted:

Childhood friend married this dude and posted this to FB:




She eventually divorced him.

This dude rolls coal and skoal for sure.

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.

Zaphod42 posted:


Except its on her neck and they're whatever the opposite of crosseyed is. Oof.


Walleyed

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Came across a bad tattoo listicle that had some I hadn't seen here, enjoy:






Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

Thots and Prayers posted:

Childhood friend married this dude and posted this to FB:




She eventually divorced him.

Preemptive MPB buzzcut, bad earrings, chinstrap, rodeo tattoo, modular home.

Domestic Abuser BINGO!

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

whypick1 posted:

Came across a bad tattoo listicle that had some I hadn't seen here, enjoy:


Someone's going to have to help me here.

wheatpuppy
Apr 25, 2008

YOU HAVE MY POST!

Memento posted:

Someone's going to have to help me here.

NY Yankees logo.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



I love how the Yankees tattoo follows the same rough outline as the infamously poo poo Patriots tattoo.

I also like how the guy with tattooed braces has the thumbs done too, at least he’s dedicated to his lovely thing.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

wheatpuppy posted:

NY Yankees logo.

:pwn:

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

This is probably what the artists face looks like so let's not mock his disability ok?

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

EL BROMANCE posted:

He played a self-deprecating version of himself in Yesterday, and it was a rare instance of it not really working. It felt too forced to be endearing, plus you just get reminded about his music which doesn't help matters.

Too forced to be endearing should be written on a sandwich board that he's been court ordered to wear. It's like he learned how to be cool by reading about it on Wikipedia

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short



Quentin tarantino, no! :ohdear:

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Ziv Zulander posted:

Quentin tarantiNOPE

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

AARON CARTER FACE TATTOO ARTIST TRIED TO STOP HIM
... Eventually Cut Him Off


Lol ok sure buddy, he called you there because you do face tattoos

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



wheatpuppy posted:

NY Yankees logo.

Christ, I thought it was a really hosed up Wu-Tang symbol :stare:

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

This guy fucks

AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.
There's gotta be a never-nude out there with a full outfit tattoo

Piss Witch
Oct 23, 2005

AWarmBody posted:

There's gotta be a never-nude out there with a full outfit tattoo

Well here I am at work now googling for "Jorts tattoo"

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

Iron Crowned posted:

I hate being reminded that Ed Sheeran exists

Yeah well I hate that this thread INFORMED ME that he exists.

That loving shark...

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005

whypick1 posted:

Came across a bad tattoo listicle that had some I hadn't seen here, enjoy:


This is loving awesome. Suspenders guy would be fine if the execution were a little better and the photo didn't look like something you'd find mixed in with a stack of vaguely sexual Polaroids in the back of a windowless panel van.

Just to reiterate though, angry gorilla tattoo is :krad:

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Modal Auxiliary posted:

vaguely sexual Polaroids

rank-SSS username

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Rotten Red Rod posted:

AARON CARTER FACE TATTOO ARTIST TRIED TO STOP HIM
... Eventually Cut Him Off


Lol ok sure buddy, he called you there because you do face tattoos

For $3000

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

Modal Auxiliary posted:

This is loving awesome. Suspenders guy would be fine if the execution were a little better and the photo didn't look like something you'd find mixed in with a stack of vaguely sexual Polaroids in the back of a windowless panel van.

Just to reiterate though, angry gorilla tattoo is :krad:

I don't know if it's how the flash messes with photos or if it's just an artefact of using film but sometimes I see a photograph and I can almost smell how awful the surroundings must be. Nothing really to add to what you've said really, but as soon as I read that it conjured up so many pictures I've seen online, like of that granny puking into a bucket in the 70s, and you leaf through them and get more and more nervous that you're about to re-enact the furry blowjob scene from The Shining.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬




Even worse - 5,000. The end says he paid 2,000 more for zero reason.

This guy is a dolt if he thought speaking to tmz was going to make him not look like an rear end in a top hat.

Molten Llama
Sep 20, 2006

TMZ posted:

Carrasco adds, "Before I tattoo anyone, I take into consideration their mental state ... in Aaron’s case, I assessed the situation and I genuinely felt he was in a good place mentally to get tattooed."

Bruh, you did it for the money. Just roll with it. The truth is a lot more convincing and believable than anyone possibly thinking "[Aaron Carter] was in a good place mentally" anytime in the past five or ten years.

ricketyvickyt
Sep 9, 2010
Just...why???

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I believe the tattoo answers that question

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

I think the in-focus (only on the inside) thigh hairs really make this.

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

This avatar helped buy Lowtax a new skeleton.

fiirk vnii
luve iuu

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

EL BROMANCE posted:

Even worse - 5,000. The end says he paid 2,000 more for zero reason.

This guy is a dolt if he thought speaking to tmz was going to make him not look like an rear end in a top hat.

He's the go-to Hollywood face tattoo impulse buy guy, he's always gonna have work. Hell this is probably marketing for him

cinni
Oct 17, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
About Ed Sheeran's tattoo artist:

"The Shape Of You singer - whose 60 strong collection of tattoos includes cartoon penguin Pingu, a Heinz Ketchup label and a gingerbread man- has spent more than 40 hours getting inked by Derby-based tattooist Kevin Paul.

And after Ed's new Heinz Ketchup ink got fans raging, Ed's long-time pal Kevin weighed in on the Grammy winner's colourful collection in an interview in with The Mirror.

He said: 'I agree with most of it, his tattoos aren't very good. And I take the p**s out of Ed all the time, when I'm with him, that they are s**t.

Discussing Ed and Harry Styles' decision to get matching Pingu tattoos in honour of their favourite childhood cartoon, he said: 'It does look s*** but it's what they wanted, it's a personal memory and it means something to them.'

Kevin, who has been personally responsible for more than 40 of the Galway Girl singer's tattoos, revealed he had lost clients as a result of working with the popstar.

Kevin said his work with Ed 'changed things' as he was an award-winning artist beforehand, with a specialism in 3D work.

But he admitted that client base 'died off' when he began doing 'Pingu and f*****g gingerbread men on popstars' - although said the doorways opened for him are now much bigger.

He has now worked with other superstars such as Rihanna, Harry Styles and Cara Delevingne.

Kevin added that he has 'zero regrets' over working with Ed as its been one of the 'best and worse things' to ever happen to his career.

The star, said to be worth around £160 million, previously spoke about his tattoo obsession, explaining: ‘They say: “But what about when you’re an old man?”, and I think “Well, I’ll look f****** cool when I’m old”.

Every single tattoo has a meaning whether it is connected to a family member, a friend or a cherished memory.

‘I might look wrinkly but have you ever seen your granddad with his top off? Because I haven’t.

'I get one done for anything I’m proud of or for something I want to remember.

‘People say when they see my tattoos that I look like a melted crayon, so that’ s interesting. I guess this is just my eight year-old self coming out.’ "

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

cinni posted:

About Ed Sheeran's tattoo artist:

"The Shape Of You singer - whose 60 strong collection of tattoos includes cartoon penguin Pingu, a Heinz Ketchup label and a gingerbread man- has spent more than 40 hours getting inked by Derby-based tattooist Kevin Paul.

And after Ed's new Heinz Ketchup ink got fans raging, Ed's long-time pal Kevin weighed in on the Grammy winner's colourful collection in an interview in with The Mirror.

He said: 'I agree with most of it, his tattoos aren't very good. And I take the p**s out of Ed all the time, when I'm with him, that they are s**t.

Discussing Ed and Harry Styles' decision to get matching Pingu tattoos in honour of their favourite childhood cartoon, he said: 'It does look s*** but it's what they wanted, it's a personal memory and it means something to them.'

Kevin, who has been personally responsible for more than 40 of the Galway Girl singer's tattoos, revealed he had lost clients as a result of working with the popstar.

Kevin said his work with Ed 'changed things' as he was an award-winning artist beforehand, with a specialism in 3D work.

But he admitted that client base 'died off' when he began doing 'Pingu and f*****g gingerbread men on popstars' - although said the doorways opened for him are now much bigger.

He has now worked with other superstars such as Rihanna, Harry Styles and Cara Delevingne.

Kevin added that he has 'zero regrets' over working with Ed as its been one of the 'best and worse things' to ever happen to his career.

The star, said to be worth around £160 million, previously spoke about his tattoo obsession, explaining: ‘They say: “But what about when you’re an old man?”, and I think “Well, I’ll look f****** cool when I’m old”.

Every single tattoo has a meaning whether it is connected to a family member, a friend or a cherished memory.

‘I might look wrinkly but have you ever seen your granddad with his top off? Because I haven’t.

'I get one done for anything I’m proud of or for something I want to remember.

‘People say when they see my tattoos that I look like a melted crayon, so that’ s interesting. I guess this is just my eight year-old self coming out.’ "



this dude was definitely molested, or is into molesting.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

While Ed Sheeran's tattoos are poo poo, at least they are thought out and incorporated into the overall design. Look at any musician with face tattoos and every single one of them looks like an impulsive choice. Look at Post Malone, it just looks like a toddler randomly scribbled all over his face.

Also Sheeran is smart enough not to tattoo his face, although at some point he's going to run out of skin elsewhere.

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Relyssa
Jul 29, 2012



LifeSunDeath posted:

this dude was definitely molested, or is into molesting.

First one, then the other.

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Rotten Red Rod posted:

While Ed Sheeran's tattoos are poo poo, at least they are thought out and incorporated into the overall design. Look at any musician with face tattoos and every single one of them looks like an impulsive choice. Look at Post Malone, it just looks like a toddler randomly scribbled all over his face.

Also Sheeran is smart enough not to tattoo his face, although at some point he's going to run out of skin elsewhere.

All tattoos “go together” if you just throw the color blue as a background for them all.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I’m feeling like a really old dude because I can’t think of one song he does but I’m stuck in the late 90s music wise.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

LingcodKilla posted:

I’m feeling like a really old dude because I can’t think of one song he does but I’m stuck in the late 90s music wise.

He does "folk pop" and that's all you need to know

It's like the most forgettable music ever made

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Rotten Red Rod posted:

He does "folk pop" and that's all you need to know

It's like the most forgettable music ever made

he does music for boring wine moms to listen to in their SUVs

shape of you, ugh

e. the tattoos are definitely in tight competition with "everything else about him" for worst thing, it's just this mess of dumb poo poo on a splotchy blue canvas and that loving lion

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Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

LingcodKilla posted:

I’m feeling like a really old dude because I can’t think of one song he does but I’m stuck in the late 90s music wise.

I'm so jealous of you rn

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