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NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
I listened to a bit of parliament tv or whatever the other day. They were talking about the Irelands, one of my few weak spots knowledge wise. They were talking about compensation, although they didnt want to call it compensation and I found one of the terms they were using interesting. Victim makers? I think they called it? Like I don't want to get into Ireland stuff that I'm incredibly dumb on, but if thats a tory word... well there's other uses for it if you're not allowed to call people that knowingly and willingly create an environment where 130k people have died in 5 years murderers.

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Random Integer
Oct 7, 2010

MrTundra posted:

Probably seen him in the Question Time audience.

Future BBC Director General.

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?

Captain Fargle posted:

I swear to god I know this guy's face from somewhere. He might have done some poo poo like this before or maybe he's an actor of some kind?

Either way my first reaction was "Where the hell do I know him from?"

Cross between Elliot Rodger and Prison Planet Paul. If you don't know who either of them are, don't Google them.

Vitamin P
Nov 19, 2013

Truth is game rigging is more difficult than it looks pls stay ded

bessantj posted:

What they mention in the video has happened to me, I've had a tory knock my door. it was all I could do to shout "loving tory oval office" before slamming the door and getting some whisky. Dark times.

When I was looking after my nan I was literally getting a new nappy onto her when the letterbox flapped, when she was settled watching Lovejoy I went and checked the letterbox and did go out in the street to tell the tory to shove the leaflet firmly up his arse. We had a wee row and if former-MP David Burrows hadn't flapped up to de-escalate the situation it would 100% have ended with that tory tosspot being knocked down.

Funny thing is, in that little row the only thing the tosspot said that actually hosed me off was a smug little 'yeah but we're gonna win' and he was totally right, since it was created my nans constituency had always been tory and the press were saying labour were gonna get btfo'd all over, the little oval office actually made me start doorknocking for labour. And then we got a 10,000 swing and against all odds took the constituency with a fresh new 5k majority.

I say we should encourage young torys to express themselves and whinge as far and wide as possible, they are their own worst enemy.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Rarity posted:

Think we need to exclude from Ms A from this or she won't leave any horniness for the rest of us :thunkher:

e: Seb! :argh:

Horniness and kink for all under Jam (it in your butt) Socialism!

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/OxfordDiplomat/status/1179097284358877184

Personally I'm sick of how all our borders are at best regional champions and am excited to finally be able to compete in the big border leagues.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Vitamin P posted:

the only thing the tosspot said that actually hosed me off

Not sure about this bit.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

just the best border folks, the biggest, everyone's talking about how good it is

happy bday Ms A! For yesterday, which is now your real birthday, hope you enjoyed it

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Seriously, retractable casemates, massive underground fortresses, its own light rail resupply network, artillery pre dialed in on selected killzones, it's gonna be the loving border.

CptAwesome
Nov 2, 2005

Pochoclo posted:



j/k Dagoth Ur had higher morals than any Tory

dagoth ur wants a no-deal mrexit

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


OwlFancier posted:

Seriously, retractable casemates, massive underground fortresses, its own light rail resupply network, artillery pre dialed in on selected killzones, it's gonna be the loving border.

It's gonna be lit.

Like fireworks all up in the place.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



baka kaba posted:

just the best border folks, the biggest, everyone's talking about how good it is

happy bday Ms A! For yesterday, which is now your real birthday, hope you enjoyed it

Ah, well, I shall take this change of birth date in stride! It was a good day! :D


Pochoclo posted:



j/k Dagoth Ur had higher morals than any Tory

Dancing close to the fire by even risking the insinuation that Dr. Dag could be even remotely compared to a tory. I'll accept your clarification for now, but... the ice you stand on is not exactly the Mortrag Glacier, if you get my meaning.

OwlFancier posted:

Seriously, retractable casemates, massive underground fortresses, its own light rail resupply network, artillery pre dialed in on selected killzones, it's gonna be the loving border.

Well now you're making the border sound like some awesome Dwarf Fort/Space Marine poo poo

Ms Adequate fucked around with this message at 00:21 on Oct 2, 2019

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

For a minute I was actually concerned they'd bring back something close to May's deal only this time the ERG and enough Labour MP's would support it.

Thank God their proposal will instantly be rejected by the EU.

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry

Ms Adequate posted:

Well now you're making the border sound like some awesome Dwarf Fort/Space Marine poo poo

Brexit and Boatmurdered share very many parallels, when you think about it.

The referendum was that lever, you know the one. There's one in every fort.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Ms Adequate posted:

Well now you're making the border sound like some awesome Dwarf Fort/Space Marine poo poo

I'm continuing my maginot line suggestion, it was actually a massive engineering work, they actually did make a bunch of space marine poo poo.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Ms Adequate posted:

Well now you're making the border sound like some awesome Dwarf Fort/Space Marine poo poo

Sounds like you need to watch more Gun Jesus videos on WWI French forts

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
Not going to link the latest ISF tweet, because it's extremely cursed

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

Not going to link the latest ISF tweet, because it's extremely cursed

Oof, you ain't kidding :staredog:

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

OwlFancier posted:

I'm continuing my maginot line suggestion, it was actually a massive engineering work, they actually did make a bunch of space marine poo poo.



Is that a gun at the top? All that to lift the gun 3 feet? Why not just have a flap? Are these things real? Maybe there is a technological solution to the border problem?

Although actually I've seen houses in london with more ambitious basement plans.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Happy birthday Ms Adequate! Enjoy a TJs from Uppingham Road. (Still not the best TJs :v:)

Comrade Fakename
Feb 13, 2012


I just had a horrible experience. I was watching tonight’s Novara Media show and they were talking about this thing an awful Tory said excusing Johnson’s groping action:

https://twitter.com/femi_sorry/status/1178688827109584908

They introduced this subject by saying “oh, this horrible Tory called Alex Deane said this...” and my ears picked up. Because I never said that thing. I was confused because Alex Deane is my name. Thankfully I spell it very differently but it’s pronounced exactly the same.

I have the same name as a prominent Tory. I feel incredibly violated.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

NotJustANumber99 posted:

Is that a gun at the top? All that to lift the gun 3 feet? Why not just have a flap? Are these things real? Maybe there is a technological solution to the border problem?

They are extremely real, they built about a hundred and change of them in varying sizes.



It's so you can dig the turret right into the earth and not have it blown up by artillery.

Also I think because the french fort designers just had way too much budget and time on their hands.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Comrade Fakename posted:

I just had a horrible experience. I was watching tonight’s Novara Media show and they were talking about this thing an awful Tory said excusing Johnson’s groping action:

https://twitter.com/femi_sorry/status/1178688827109584908

They introduced this subject by saying “oh, this horrible Tory called Alex Deane said this...” and my ears picked up. Because I never said that thing. I was confused because Alex Deane is my name. Thankfully I spell it very differently but it’s pronounced exactly the same.

I have the same name as a prominent Tory. I feel incredibly violated.

sorry AleXXX

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

OwlFancier posted:

They are extremely real, they built about a hundred and change of them in varying sizes.



It's so you can dig the turret right into the earth and not have it blown up by artillery.

Also I think because the french fort designers just had way too much budget and time on their hands.

I tried to design something similiar once but much smaller and it never went anywhere because grit. I can't believe something like that would survive a nearby strike just because all the dust and grit chucked out would clog it up.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Guavanaut posted:

Happy birthday Ms Adequate! Enjoy a TJs from Uppingham Road. (Still not the best TJs :v:)

If it's not I'm kind of intimidated because I don't know if I could handle tastier TJs than that! But thank you - the birthday tradition in this house is pizza from TJs, so your command shall surely be obeyed!

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

NotJustANumber99 posted:

I tried to design something similiar once but much smaller and it never went anywhere because grit. I can't believe something like that would survive a nearby strike just because all the dust and grit chucked out would clog it up.

Well when it's closed it seals around the gap. It might not close again very well but presumably it gives better survivability than not having it. That's also probably what the big sump is for under the turret, and why the mechanism is massive.

Or again, maybe they just had too much money :v:

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

the only thing you need to know is it worked extremely well

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
france never got invaded?

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



I mean, the Germans did devise an entire strategy based around avoiding the Maginot Line so :v:

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
france got invaded?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

baka kaba posted:

the only thing you need to know is it worked extremely well

I mean technically it did, they didn't try to attack it, which was the idea :v:

Military engineering is generally pretty wild because they get absurd budgets to solve insane problems. Like the US second strike missile silos designed to withstand a direct hit from a nuke, so they put all the rooms spring loaded inside massive outer shells to absorb the shockwave of the impact.

All so you can ensure the world definitely ends for everyone :v:

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
Happy birthday, Ms A! I hope you have a very good day.

Apparently you share it with App Hancock, Secretary of State for Health and Social Care and social media influencer. I hope his day is poo poo, though.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



big scary monsters posted:

Happy birthday, Ms A!

Apparently you share it with App Hancock, Secretary of State for Health and Social Care and social media influencer. I hope his day is poo poo, though.

:vomarine: Didn't need that, he can gently caress off this is my day.

e; but thank you!

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Ms Adequate posted:

nice stuff to me once

Happy birthday.

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

Ms Adequate posted:

:vomarine: Didn't need that, he can gently caress off this is my day.

e; but thank you!

Could be worse: I share my birthday with my older sister.

Solefald
Jun 9, 2010

sleepy~capy


Oh hey it's my birthday today so give me lots of attention


Also hey fellow October babies. Best month yesssssss

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Solefald posted:

Oh hey it's my birthday today so give me lots of attention


Also hey fellow October babies. Best month yesssssss

Oh poo poo I share birthday with an EXCELLENT goon! :hf:

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Solefald posted:

Oh hey it's my birthday today so give me lots of attention


Also hey fellow October babies. Best month yesssssss



Sorry what?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




Captain Fargle posted:

I swear to god I know this guy's face from somewhere. He might have done some poo poo like this before or maybe he's an actor of some kind?

Either way my first reaction was "Where the hell do I know him from?"

My first reaction too so you're probably right. gently caress knows where from though.

Happy birthday Ms Adequate and Solefald, many happy returns.

I'm more than a little smug that my birthday is 5th Nov. :smug: :smugbert:

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Happy birthday Solefald and Happy Un-Birthday to Ms A because you birthday is defnitely yesterday now.

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