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forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


This justified me logging into Facebook tonight

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Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

forkboy84 posted:

This justified me logging into Facebook tonight



:five:

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



forkboy84 posted:

This justified me logging into Facebook tonight



:hmbol:

Very good indeed

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Down with Ms Adequate! All praise Solefald, our new birthday monarch! :toot:

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Rarity posted:

Down with Ms Adequate! All praise Solefald, our new birthday monarch! :toot:

:negative:

Rarity more like Judas Iscararioty

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Ms Adequate posted:

:negative:

Rarity more like Judas Iscararioty

You had your turn, it's time to share :mad:

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Rarity posted:

You had your turn, it's time to share :mad:

I AM SHARING I EVEN EXPRESSED GREAT JOY OVER SHARING A BDAY WITH A VERY GOOD POSTER

Chuka Umana
Apr 30, 2019

by sebmojo
Oh gently caress Brexit is in 29 days

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Ms Adequate posted:

I AM SHARING I EVEN EXPRESSED GREAT JOY OVER SHARING A BDAY WITH A VERY GOOD POSTER

Bad Ms A! Bad! Back in your box!

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Oh kinky ;)

Pesmerga
Aug 1, 2005

So nice to eat you
Happy birthday October 2nd people. Also apparently Johnson has stitched up some sort of deal that probably involves billions on the side of a bus. No idea what the actual details are though, and what the EU will think.

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
I've got no doubt that claim will fall to pieces before 9am.

Ojo
Jul 4, 2003

Well... when I said that I had a plan, I meant that I have to plan... the plan.

Comrade Fakename posted:

I just had a horrible experience. I was watching tonight’s Novara Media show and they were talking about this thing an awful Tory said excusing Johnson’s groping action:

https://twitter.com/femi_sorry/status/1178688827109584908

They introduced this subject by saying “oh, this horrible Tory called Alex Deane said this...” and my ears picked up. Because I never said that thing. I was confused because Alex Deane is my name. Thankfully I spell it very differently but it’s pronounced exactly the same.

I have the same name as a prominent Tory. I feel incredibly violated.

I'm not great at flirting but I'm pretty sure there are better ways to make advances than just grabbing somebody's thigh.

Happy birthday, birthday goons!

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Lol

https://twitter.com/WilliamsJon/status/1179274425113415684?s=19

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Comrade Fakename posted:

Alex Deane is my name.

Nice try, comrade fakename

NewMars
Mar 10, 2013

Anyone able to get a full text on this?

Clarence
May 3, 2012

Does Piffle have his speech at conference today?

If the EU have any sense of humour at all they'll send their rejection at the moment his speech ends.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

I refuse to believe more than one person has a birthday today. nice try, Big Horoscope

:toot:

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
Lol @ BBC just going with a staged photo from the Tory party as their thumbnail image. Image doesn't even appear in the article

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

baka kaba posted:

I refuse to believe more than one person has a birthday today. nice try, Big Horoscope

:toot:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birthday_problem

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

Lol @ BBC just going with a staged photo from the Tory party as their thumbnail image. Image doesn't even appear in the article



At least on first glance it looks like he's giving the finger.

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Comrade Fakename posted:

I have the same name as a prominent Tory. I feel incredibly violated.
It could be worse, in the Psychology department of my university I’ve walked past the office door of a Dr. David Cameron

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

Lol @ BBC just going with a staged photo from the Tory party as their thumbnail image. Image doesn't even appear in the article



Does he have a mug with his own face on it?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

OwlFancier posted:

Does he have a mug with his own face on it?

It is really all that surprising?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

If he's right handed that means he has to drink out of the top of his own head.

Personally that would be offputting, for me.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

OwlFancier posted:

If he's right handed that means he has to drink out of the top of his own head.

Personally that would be offputting, for me.

I agree. Drinking out of the top of Boris Johnson's head is an extremely offputting idea.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It could, in fairness, be a picture of micheal fabricant instead, which raises even more questions.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

OwlFancier posted:

If he's right handed that means he has to drink out of the top of his own head.

Personally that would be offputting, for me.

Not pictured: his thigh printed down the handle of the mug

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

OwlFancier posted:

It could, in fairness, be a picture of micheal fabricant instead, which raises even more questions.

Why can't any of these morons comb their hair?

Pesmerga
Aug 1, 2005

So nice to eat you

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Why can't any of these morons comb their hair?

It’s an affectation. They’re pitching to the whole jaded, ‘just lol if you actually care about anything’ demographic, who like the idea of someone who just doesn’t put effort in, dresses scruffily with unkempt hair. The whole ‘wot a legend’ thing. It’s why he’s carefully cultivated a buffoon image. Occasionally though, you see it slip and the calculating and very easily riled Etonian shines through.

Tarnop
Nov 25, 2013

Pull me out

JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

Not pictured: his thigh printed down the handle of the mug

Only revealed when you add hot liquid

squirrelzipper
Nov 2, 2011

jimmydalad posted:

https://twitter.com/stephenkb/status/1178770514015326208?s=20

I’m sorta impressed and horrified at how much of a boogeyman Jeremy Corbyn has become. I knew it was bad, but not this bad.

Hi. Canadian lurker poljunkie checking in. What’s the point at which Labour would have to think about changing leadership? Or is just a matter of enduring until the Torres immolate?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

For the bazillionth time the reason people give that response is because the entire press has spent the last million years telling them to say that in response to any left wing leader.

It has very little relation to actual election results. Stop looking at polls, they're astrology for political weirdos.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT


Yeah but there are only 5 people posting in this thread :ninja:

Aphex-
Jan 29, 2006

Dinosaur Gum

Pochoclo posted:



j/k Dagoth Ur had higher morals than any Tory

We'll build a ghostfence and make the n'wahs pay for it!

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
Burger King was asked to take down a tweet that said "Scotland, we are selling milkshakes all weekend #justsaying". Because a whopping 24 people complained that it promoted violence and anti social behaviour.

The absolute nerve of those people considering the cunts that got doused in milkshakes whole agenda is promoting violence towards people

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
The entire political media industry is a creaking dinosaur that has failed to adapt to new technology and survives purely off the 50+ demographic so I don't know why people expect polling companies to be any different

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

baka kaba posted:

Yeah but there are only 5 people posting in this thread :ninja:

Can confirm that I am also Angepain, Miftan, Tesseraction and ronya.

Tarnop
Nov 25, 2013

Pull me out

squirrelzipper posted:

Hi. Canadian lurker poljunkie checking in. What’s the point at which Labour would have to think about changing leadership? Or is just a matter of enduring until the Torres immolate?

If Labour don't form a government after the next election, of course the knives will be out from the same shower of shite that initiated the chicken coup. Membership love Corbs though, so they'd need a clear successor to vote for anyone else.

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dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

baka kaba posted:

Yeah but there are only 5 people posting in this thread :ninja:

2.7% chance anyone has the birthday on the same as any other then.

...just a statistical fluke it occurred!

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