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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

there wolf posted:

This is the place. We give out advice in between posting weird stuff.

How much storage do you need in there, because the first thing I'd do is try and get more space by knocking out that over-the-toilet cabinet, and swapping the vanity for something either completely open, or at least up on legs. I wouldn't go floating because...well, it's an old bathroom and it's going to remain an old bathroom unless you gut it all the way to the studs. You're better off leaning into the vintage feel with your renovation.



Something like this where you have a small, intricate pattern on the floor tile, an open vanity, and a fairly neutral paint color would modernize the space and make the room feel bigger without making the shape or existing fixtures feel anachronistic. If you're opening up the wall for new electrical fixtures anyway, how about putting a built-in medicine cabinet behind a mirror for more storage?

lol at the Realtor Lens distortion on the tile

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DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

there wolf posted:

This is the place. We give out advice in between posting weird stuff.

How much storage do you need in there, because the first thing I'd do is try and get more space by knocking out that over-the-toilet cabinet, and swapping the vanity for something either completely open, or at least up on legs. I wouldn't go floating because...well, it's an old bathroom and it's going to remain an old bathroom unless you gut it all the way to the studs. You're better off leaning into the vintage feel with your renovation.



Something like this where you have a small, intricate pattern on the floor tile, an open vanity, and a fairly neutral paint color would modernize the space and make the room feel bigger without making the shape or existing fixtures feel anachronistic. If you're opening up the wall for new electrical fixtures anyway, how about putting a built-in medicine cabinet behind a mirror for more storage?

Cool, thanks.

One of the reasons I wasn't sure vintage was the right style is because it's a 70's ranch home...nothing else in the house has that look...I mean, there's basically NO real style/look since I have almost no furniture, and have only finished painting one room, my bedroom.
I don't mind the look of what you posted, other than the vanity/sink. I don't like raised/farmhouse style sinks. All my experiences with them just leads to a LOT of water splashed everywhere.
The cabinet above the toilet is just a free-standing one, so that's easy to get rid of. I also am thinking about removing the linen closet and just have a couple floating shelves in it's place?But then I'd have to commit to removing all the tile in the lower half of the wall and either doing a different tile, or something like the wainscoting in that example. Which I'm not against, I feel more comfortable doing wainscoting than tile, honestly.

Oh, and I didn't mention but the medicine cabinet there now is a built-in one. I'll get some more photos tonight.

Sarah Bellum
Oct 21, 2008
:nws: https://i.imgur.com/fnJXaLk.jpg :nws:

What an ugly couch.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 21:48 on Oct 2, 2019

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

The real problem is that it isn't aligned to the proper viewing angle

:sonia::sonia::sonia::sonia:

Somebody fucked around with this message at 21:50 on Oct 2, 2019

big dyke energy
Jul 29, 2006

Football? Yaaaay
I like the shape of it, tbh. I'd re-upholster it, and also turn it to face the tittywall.

The real crime here is the bed that looks like its a foot away from the wall and just floating in the middle of the room. What the hell.

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


DrBouvenstein posted:

I also took off the Dixie cup dispenser

you monster

Guy Axlerod
Dec 29, 2008
Oh man that lonely pillow.

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Youth Decay posted:











*sigh* One day...

:swoon: Not the store aspect of it, but the aesthetic in general.

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

I suggest taking stock of what supplies you have in your bathroom. What can you get rid of [ie move to other storage spaces in the bathroom or house] and what can be compiled into a single area. That way you can reconsider the Tower of Pissa sitting on/over your toilet tank.

I also vote to get rid of the drapes. They look out of place for being so low and in the way. I understand why they're there, though. There's tinted or frosted window vinvyl coverings for the sake of privacy. It would bring in more light and keep it from looking so gloomy.

Alternatively, paint a mural of mermaids with sunflowers on their tiddies to tie the room together.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

value-brand cereal posted:

I suggest taking stock of what supplies you have in your bathroom. What can you get rid of [ie move to other storage spaces in the bathroom or house] and what can be compiled into a single area. That way you can reconsider the Tower of Pissa sitting on/over your toilet tank.

I also vote to get rid of the drapes. They look out of place for being so low and in the way. I understand why they're there, though. There's tinted or frosted window vinvyl coverings for the sake of privacy. It would bring in more light and keep it from looking so gloomy.

Alternatively, paint a mural of mermaids with sunflowers on their tiddies to tie the room together.

I forgot to mention the drapes are already gone. I left the blinds because they're the only good ones in the house, cordless and new. I'll get my own drapes or probably just one of those frosted window appliques.

I also have no plans to keep the toilet shelf. It's not built in, though it was assembled around the toilet. A cross bar at the bottom goes behind the toilet.

I think I'll have to keep the closet since I don't want to do major reno, taking down the wall of the closet, etc...so that leaves me room to store things.

knox_harrington
Feb 18, 2011

Running no point.


The couch isn't too bad and is in keeping with the rest of the room, it's the weirdly institutional bed that I find unsettling.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 21:50 on Oct 2, 2019

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Boob lights, boob walls and what appear to be two blue dildos.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 21:50 on Oct 2, 2019

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

knox_harrington posted:

The couch isn't too bad and is in keeping with the rest of the room, it's the weirdly institutional bed that I find unsettling.

It looks a lot like my cheap futon that I got at Big Lots.

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


The bed having only one pillow, combined with all the tasteful paintings of naked ladies, makes that photo particularly pathetic.

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

latinotwink1997
Jan 2, 2008

Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!



Are those free hanging? Is this just an accident waiting to happen?

Budgie
Mar 9, 2007
Yeah, like the bird.
They appear to be anchored to the ground, but there's nothing stopping you standing on the stairs and pulling the wires slightly apart...

QuasiQuack
Jun 13, 2010

Ducks hockey baybee
I think I've seen Jackie Chan destroy that.

That70sHeidi
Aug 16, 2009

DrBouvenstein posted:

I also have no plans to keep the toilet shelf. It's not built in, though it was assembled around the toilet. A cross bar at the bottom goes behind the toilet.

We have two of these and they are a BITCH to deal with if you have to do any toilet repairs. You have to take everything out of the cabinet and then get another person to help lift it up and over the tank because of that bar in the back. Awful design. I know it's for stability but there has to be a better way.

And if you have a baseboard in your bathroom, it won't fit snug against the wall so when you lean back whilst making GBS threads the whole thing shifts back and things inside rock.

THERE HAS TO BE A BETTER WAAAY.

extravadanza
Oct 19, 2007
I have a behind/above toilet storage unit like that... My plan is to eventually just saw off the legs and bolt it to the wall about a foot higher than it currently is. Honestly the better way is just wall mounted shelves.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

extravadanza posted:

I have a behind/above toilet storage unit like that... My plan is to eventually just saw off the legs and bolt it to the wall about a foot higher than it currently is. Honestly the better way is just wall mounted shelves.

Yeah, once I get rid of it and paint the wall, I want to just get a free-standing shelf to put there.

Modus Pwnens
Dec 29, 2004
What's the best way to level bookcases in a room that has a majorly sloping floor? (I'm 90% sure the house isn't falling apart, it's just funky and old.)

I've got one small bookcase with a solid bottom, and two barrister bookcases with legs. One is an heirloom. It seems like installing adjustable feet is the way to go but is there maybe a less destructive option before I start drilling into antiques?

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

Wood shims? Pretty sure you could buy a pack of cedar shims at home depot or similar stores. It it looks ugly, you could trim them to fit under the bookcase feet.

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!
I've asked in one of the home improvement ish threads but didn't get a reply. Since we're having bathroom remodel chat, I eventually want to redo the bath and vanity in this small guest bathroom.

I replaced the toilet and floor tile when I bought the house but that was the most I could afford at the time.

The toilet has an ugly cabinet and soffit above it. I suspect the soffit is used to hide the roof vent for the toilet so that it doesn't go through the top plate of the wall. But I'm pretty sure the wall is not load bearing since it is an interior room with a truss roof and a parallel wall across the living room was not load bearing, according to the engineer I hired when I remodeled my kitchen.

Any ideas how roof vents are normally routed through the top plate of the wall construction with 2x4s? Could I fit some sort of soaking tub in here and a more modern or updated vanity?

I don't have a good photo of the bathroom, but this is from early 2015 when I bought the house and replaced the flooring and toilet. The toilet and vanity are on the right wall. The soffit is about 14-15" deep and drops down about 12". I'm not sure how wide it is. I guess it's about the same width or a little wider than the toilet tank. It creates an awkward, dim area between the shower and the wall where moisture was condensing in spite of having a brand new vent fan.

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



MetaJew posted:

I've asked in one of the home improvement ish threads but didn't get a reply. Since we're having bathroom remodel chat, I eventually want to redo the bath and vanity in this small guest bathroom.

I replaced the toilet and floor tile when I bought the house but that was the most I could afford at the time.

The toilet has an ugly cabinet and soffit above it. I suspect the soffit is used to hide the roof vent for the toilet so that it doesn't go through the top plate of the wall. But I'm pretty sure the wall is not load bearing since it is an interior room with a truss roof and a parallel wall across the living room was not load bearing, according to the engineer I hired when I remodeled my kitchen.

Any ideas how roof vents are normally routed through the top plate of the wall construction with 2x4s? Could I fit some sort of soaking tub in here and a more modern or updated vanity?

I don't have a good photo of the bathroom, but this is from early 2015 when I bought the house and replaced the flooring and toilet. The toilet and vanity are on the right wall. The soffit is about 14-15" deep and drops down about 12". I'm not sure how wide it is. I guess it's about the same width or a little wider than the toilet tank. It creates an awkward, dim area between the shower and the wall where moisture was condensing in spite of having a brand new vent fan.



You need to open up the soffit (aka furrdown) and look for yourself. A lot of houses were constructed with those to hang the cabinet off and the fartpipe is in the wall. If you can find alternative storage, you (and Dr. Bouv) might consider a pedestal sink, which will seemingly open that corner up a bit. Tear out the tub and put in one with jacuzzi jets, why not. I have a similar 5'x8' bathroom that was uglier than yours, and that's what we did. You'll have to run or get an electrician to run wire for dedicated breakers for the tub, but hell.

Jaded Burnout
Jul 10, 2004


Y'all know better than to post inline untagged NSFW images. That's the second time in a month that someone in this thread has done so. Please don't do it again.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I honestly thought art boobs were kosher

Sorry for reposting, wasn't trying to make more work for mods

Jaded Burnout
Jul 10, 2004


The Bloop posted:

I honestly thought art boobs were kosher

Sorry for reposting, wasn't trying to make more work for mods

If you can imagine a scenario where some uptight boss or civil service jobsworth fires you for having it on your screen (or downloading it on the corporate network), then it needs linking and tagging. The problem with inline images is you're not giving the person the choice whether to visit it or not. Maybe in their office art boobs are cool, maybe not, but they aren't given a chance to decide either way.

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
Halloween post- how to get respect at the office

there wolf fucked around with this message at 11:04 on Oct 3, 2019

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Jaded Burnout posted:

If you can imagine a scenario where some uptight boss or civil service jobsworth fires you for having it on your screen (or downloading it on the corporate network), then it needs linking and tagging. The problem with inline images is you're not giving the person the choice whether to visit it or not. Maybe in their office art boobs are cool, maybe not, but they aren't given a chance to decide either way.

Yeah I get it, but there are more graphic avatars and you can post flashing 400 point text that says oval office which might also get me fired

The Dave
Sep 9, 2003

If art boobs are your concern then you probably shouldn’t log into SA at work at all.

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

The Bloop posted:

Yeah I get it, but there are more graphic avatars and you can post flashing 400 point text that says oval office which might also get me fired

I can help! Click this link to go to Edit Options:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=editoptions

Scroll down to Thread View Options. You'll want the fourth line down, which is 'Show user's avatar in their posts?' Select no, and you're safe from nsfw and potentially seizure inducing avatars.

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!

there wolf posted:

Halloween post- how to get respect at the office
https://imgur.com/a/8TKn7wy

FTFY

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


value-brand cereal posted:

I can help! Click this link to go to Edit Options:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=editoptions

Scroll down to Thread View Options. You'll want the fourth line down, which is 'Show user's avatar in their posts?' Select no, and you're safe from nsfw and potentially seizure inducing avatars.

Still gotta read the shitposts though. Is there a way to set every user to ignore? That'd be pretty cool

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

Bad Munki posted:

Still gotta read the shitposts though. Is there a way to set every user to ignore? That'd be pretty cool

I think so? Ask in a YOSPOS thread. Someone made some sort of greasemonkey extension to hide posts made by Shagger. Or fishmech? One of them. It completely erases their posts and quotes. You could probably modify the code to include every user on the forums. That's an excessive kind of minimalism though, but hey, if you want clean blank posts then go hog wild!!

Jaded Burnout
Jul 10, 2004


I'm going to have a chat with the mod crew about the NSFW thing. It doesn't make sense to come down hard on borderline stuff when there's literal (albeit tiny) porn smilies left over from the porn subforum. We should either get rid of them or loosen up in general.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Sirotan posted:

you monster

I've still got it sitting in a pile of trash to take to the transfer station in my garage. Yours if you want it!

Fair warning...in the picture it's yellow, but I wouldn't be surprised if it started its life as white...

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

value-brand cereal posted:

I can help! Click this link to go to Edit Options:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=editoptions

Scroll down to Thread View Options. You'll want the fourth line down, which is 'Show user's avatar in their posts?' Select no, and you're safe from nsfw and potentially seizure inducing avatars.

No you misunderstand

I like avatars AND boobies

PRADA SLUT
Mar 14, 2006

Inexperienced,
heartless,
but even so
tits only allowed if they hang from the ceiling and light your way

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Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

PRADA SLUT posted:

tits only allowed if they hang from the ceiling and light your way

Praise be unto them.

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