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Axe-man posted:Someone run to the car and get it while everyone stays out of the rain in honor of Ross. lock you are posts in a cage for the next seven years in honour of froosty
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look it's not like free ross was one of those dark people who deserves to be in prison for selling drugs and trying to have six people murdered.
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if making a website where bad people do bad things was a crime, my posting would have put lowtax on death row
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i like how a bunch of the replies are other ross accounts, presumably because bitcoiners couldn't work together and had to fork the rosschain over and over again also some very, very confused people: https://mobile.twitter.com/coindorado/status/1179047404747796481 https://mobile.twitter.com/frankjgray/status/1179233773155688449 https://mobile.twitter.com/xGozzy/status/1179032571268620288 you think they gave ross of all people a computer in prison, holy poo poo you're adorable 
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I'm the freudian typo "predications"
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Oct 2, 2019 15:37
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Yeah man he used an ipad to handwrite that tweet
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Oct 2, 2019 15:54
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telling someone with a life sentence they are halfway done isnt ominous at all.
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CampingCarl posted:telling someone with a life sentence they are halfway done isnt ominous at all. machineofdeathcoin
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CampingCarl posted:telling someone with a life sentence they are halfway done isnt ominous at all. better than almost done!
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maybe they only registered the 40 years part of the sentence and their brilliant bitcoiner brain turned it into 14
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Boxturret posted:maybe they only registered the 40 years part of the sentence and their brilliant bitcoiner brain turned it into 14 i wonder why a bitcoiner of all people might have "14 years" on their mind, how strange 
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A Russian man is seeking more than $15,000 in damages from Apple after claiming that the U.S. tech giant drove him to homosexuality, the Govorit Moskva radio station has reported. The plaintiff, identified as D. Razumilov, alleges that he became “mired in same-sex relationships” this summer after receiving 69 GayCoins on a cryptocurrency payment app he downloaded onto his iPhone in 2017. The unknown sender was said to have included an English-language message that Razumilov interpreted as “don’t judge without trying.” “I thought, indeed, how can I judge something without trying it? And decided to try same-sex relationships,” Razumilov wrote in a complaint published by Govorit Moskva on Wednesday. “I can say after the passage of two months that I’m mired in intimacy with a member of my own sex and can’t get out,” his complaint continues. “I have a steady boyfriend and I don’t know how to explain it to my parents. After receiving the aforementioned message, my life has changed for the worse and will never be normal again.” Razumilov accused Apple of “manipulatively pushing me toward homosexuality,” which caused him “moral suffering and harm to mental health,” in his 1 million ruble ($15,300) complaint. Moscow’s Presnensky District Court registered Razumilov’s lawsuit last Wednesday, according to the court database, and has scheduled an interview for Oct. 17. https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2019/10/02/russian-iphone-user-sues-apple-for-turning-him-gay-a67564
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themoscowtimes themos cow times coincidence?
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Is Grindr on App Store?
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Paladinus posted:Is Grindr on App Store? no, it's bundled with every iphone
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Boxturret posted:maybe they only registered the 40 years part of the sentence and their brilliant bitcoiner brain turned it into 14 maybe it was 40 years but now it’s fallen to
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ymgve posted:no, it's bundled with every iphone
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EorayMel posted:69 GayCoins
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Looks like Germany and France are essentially noping out of Libra, and now Visa and MasterCard are also getting cold feet.
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Libra, not Libya.
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the person writing the ross letter is the same kind of person who would open an Instagram account for their newborn and use it to talk to their own account in the pov of the newborn
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i think that is a real letter that shut up ross wrote for his mother to post on the twitter she runs for him mycrimes.txt has the same whiny, clueless style
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can't believe it's been 7 years already seems it was just yesterday i was loling at mycrimes.txt it was yesterday hell i'm still loling now lol
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im partial to my_crimes.xlsx myself
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i'm partial to your mo-oh right we're not doing that anymore nvm
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i`m partial to brazil.txt
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MODS?!
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Sham bam bamina! posted:i`m part of brazil.txt
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I am impartial.
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This is why you should promote Bitcoin to people you know (self.Bitcoin) submitted 17 hours ago by WhatTheFaceSwap The other day at work we were having an emergency meeting which was called by the companies financial advisor. Apparently our entire company was at a huge risk of collapsing because we were still using an old system of storing our profits (cash). The advisor was literally telling people what to expect in their severance packages and apologizing for losing their jobs when I interrupted and asked, "Have any of you people considered using Bitcoin?". The CEO who was in the room initially scoffed at me, saying that most types of technology are over his head, but I assured him, "It's simple, Sir. We can use Bitcoin not only to store our profits, but also to replace our internal networks, to verify our documents, host our websites, store our data, provide a layer of cyber-security to our environment (P2P), send any amount of bitcoin to other companies absolutely free and instantly, all while Bitcoin doesn't even rely on electricity or traditional network technologies to work - . . ", "Stop," the CEO abruptly interrupted, "Can you implement this immediately?" he asked me. I immediately got up and pulled up my portfolio on my phone(I've been invested since early 2018) and showed him not only that I myself OWN bitcoin, but that I have the technology in the palm of my hand (literally). He immediately handed me a manilla folder with all of the companies asset accounts and instructed me to follow him to the advisor's office. He told me I would be converting every single one of our operations to using bitcoin instead and that this would be implemented immediately. The best part of this day was when the advisor was trying to follow us back to what (was) his old office. The CEO turned around and said, "Can we help you with something?". The advisor immediately broke down in tears. I decided to intervene and I at least asked the CEO not to fire the advisor for his ignorance, but he got fired anyway 🤷. When the advisor was being escorted out of the office, I shouted out, "Hey Dumbass, maybe next time don't use your archaic technologies to run things," and literally the entire office burst out laughing. Even the receptionist who the advisor was dating was laughing at him. The CEO turned to me and said, "This is your new office now". "You're making me an advisor?!" I asked. "No, I'm making you Chief Financial Officer of this company." I was soo happy. I went to shake his hand but he literally took a step back and saluted me! So yea, I guess the point here is that not only does it pay off to mention Bitcoin in your normal life, you may even be as powerful as me to be able to pull in real institutional money. Now I have to get back to work, take care you guys.
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and then everyone stood up and clapped and the hot receptionist let me do her right on the desk and the boss gave me a new car and a billion dollars and then i woke up
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I'm the wild mood swing between "don't fire him" and "bye dumbass!"
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Oct 3, 2019 22:39
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That bitcoiner's name? Albert Einstein
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Boss, we have to move everything, and I mean EVERYTHING to instagram. Look, I not only have an instagram account, the app is actually on my phone! I tap this button and a message is sent to someone millions of miles away. We no longer need landline!
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Oct 3, 2019 22:47
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guys I'm beginning to think some parts of that story might have been embellished
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and then everybody sat down and crapped
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Soricidus posted:and then everybody sat down and crapped the aristocrats
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I'm the ceo who have a manilla folder with all the company asset accounts on him at all times
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Zlodo posted:I'm the ceo who have a manilla folder with all the company asset accounts on him at all times why did you salute to that guy it was a bit unbelievable
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