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Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

No Obvious Flaws



Polling should always be ignored.

[edit] 26 is the atomic number of iron.

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thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

Beefeater1980 posted:

Sorry is he saying the clip was edited so that “which is worse, would you say A or B?” “B” is turned into just “would you say A or B”?

Re Corbyn and electability: there are three hypotheses and nobody knows which is correct:

1. Corbs is an electoral asset and will win an election for labour despite polling badly (pick your reason: biased polls, lying voters etc)

2. Corbs is an electoral liability but it would be worse to change leaders going into an election

3 Corbs is an electoral liability and we should change him before the next election.

Since changing leaders looks weak and the electorate despise weakness more than almost anything else, I think the sensible thing is to stick with him.

E: final thought, maybe the path to socialism really is someone who comes across like Blair and then pulls off the mask moments after being confirmed by the Queen as PM and declares a radical agenda, like that Simpsons Russia->USSR scene.

(Or more plausibly, implements an ostensibly moderate agenda in the most radical way possible).

But it’s still worth trying to do it openly with a proper mandate first.

What about 'Corbyn is electorally pretty middling, and ideally would be replaced by someone younger and equally or more Correct, but realistically yhat's not going to happen until the PLP is largely replaced with younger more Correct people so we're stuck with him for a while longer'?

brian
Sep 11, 2001
I obtained this title through beard tax.

every poll that is not an exit poll will always have a political function regardless of whether the people doing the poll realise it or not, even though they almost always do

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/iresimpsonsfans/status/1179452739484618752

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

marktheando posted:

Terry Pratchett's thing about boots is the UKMT equivalent of centrist twitter being obsessed with Harry Potter I guess

I swear to God, if one more person says "Oh, Pratchett got that from JK Rowling" then I will not be held responsible for my actions.

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

Lord Ludikrous posted:

I did a thing.



I think once my partner and I are over the trauma of the miscarriage we will try again, and I really don’t want our offspring to grow up in a Tory hellscape.

Every bit helps right?

Fellow grieving Dad here.

The trauma won't go away. It'll likely always be there, it just will get less and less bad.
That being said, absolutely planning for the future and more kids is a way to go if you are both comfortable with it. That's what my wife and I are trying now.

One bit of advice, which they'll likely tell you in grief counselling.

It is important to tell yourselves that having another child isn't because you are trying to replace your lost baby or to get over the trauma.
It's is because you and your partner really want a family and want to have a kid of your own. And this is the step on that journey.
I know it sounds pedantic but it can be so helpful to just view things like this.

RockyB
Mar 8, 2007


Dog Therapy: Shockingly Good
A wild tweet appears

https://twitter.com/MarinaHyde/status/1179289978951671808

Marina Hyde still one of the only decent parts of the guardian.

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

Bobby Deluxe posted:

The other thing to bear in mind with polls about leader popularity is the stunning capacity of the average voter to say things like "Well of course I don't want him in power, but we have to because of this single issue that's been hyped up."

What's hilarious is that the papers have locked themselves into a death spiral of single issue brexit, just as Labour have maneuvred themselves into the only realistic brexit position (take no deal off the table then let the people decide between their deal and remain). The only other issue being austerity, on which the Tory party's record is blisteringly toxic.

The only problem is that at the moment, a lot of melts are directing that "guess we have to" energy at the lib dems because they are swallowing the Corbyn unelectability garbage hook line and sinker, and those dumb fucks are splitting the vote.

WOAH





Your new avatar rules

marktheando
Nov 4, 2006

Ignoring all polling is stupid. You can recognise the flaws in polling without throwing them all out. Without polling you aren't left with much information on what people are thinking about their politicians.

Even if you assume that every poll is vastly overestimating the tories and underestimating labour, then I'd want to see some movement in the right direction, which has been very limited recently. No Deal Brexit is still the most popular choice with the loving idiots that are British voters and the tories are promising that.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

marktheando posted:

Ignoring all polling is stupid. You can recognise the flaws in polling without throwing them all out. Without polling you aren't left with much information on what people are thinking about their politicians.

Even if you assume that every poll is vastly overestimating the tories and underestimating labour, then I'd want to see some movement in the right direction, which has been very limited recently. No Deal Brexit is still the most popular choice with the loving idiots that are British voters and the tories are promising that.

no its not

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

marktheando posted:

Ignoring all polling is stupid. You can recognise the flaws in polling without throwing them all out. Without polling you aren't left with much information on what people are thinking about their politicians.

Even if you assume that every poll is vastly overestimating the tories and underestimating labour, then I'd want to see some movement in the right direction, which has been very limited recently. No Deal Brexit is still the most popular choice with the loving idiots that are British voters and the tories are promising that.

Tesseraction posted:

Polling for 'right now' should be ignored, not because it's inconvenient, but because we already know that the polling radically shifts if Johnson fucks his "do or die" deadline for the end of the month. As such we should be focusing on forcing him to eat poo poo and receive the extension.

So of course the biggest risk now is us not getting an extension.

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

All you need to know about the accuracy of election polling outside of an election, is that in the most recent round of polling, one pollster has Labour and the Tories tied each with 27%, and another has the Tories 12 points ahead of Labour with 36% and 24% respectively.

The previous week it was a split between the Tories being 1% ahead or 15% ahead.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Even if you don't think all polling forever should be ignored, polling should still be assessed with a fairly cynical eye because there are always biases, problems - deliberate or otherwise - in methodology, respondents who lie, reasons things might change (as Tess says), and if you're looking at media reports rather than the raw data, whatever spin they want to put on it.

For my part I think it's a tool that can have some use if you understand the problems with a given poll or set of them, but beyond that the only thing of mild interest is relative movement between the same poll conducted on different dates.

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!




I have little of use to contribute to the discussion today but would like to mention I have enjoyed hearing the news readers have to say 'island of Ireland' over and over the last day or so

Wachter
Mar 23, 2007

You and whose knees?

Dead Goon posted:

500 miles.

And then maybe 500 more.

No, now you've hosed it. Those extra 500 miles have over-levelled the boots and now they have to be replaced by Jo Swinson(???)

Who said this analogy doesn't hold water?

Carborundum
Feb 21, 2013

Skarsnik posted:

I have little of use to contribute to the discussion today but would like to mention I have enjoyed hearing the news readers have to say 'island of Ireland' over and over the last day or so

Also known as Ireland, named for the ire we all feel constantly due to our barbarous neighbours across the sea.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Carborundum posted:

Also known as Ireland, named for the ire we all feel constantly due to our barbarous neighbours across the sea.

What did the Isle of Man do to piss you off so much?

marktheando
Nov 4, 2006

Jose posted:

no its not

poo poo I did misremember. Looking at Lord Ashcroft's most recent polling, its 39% remain, 36% no deal, 15% a 'good' deal. Those still aren't very encouraging numbers.

Ms Adequate posted:

Even if you don't think all polling forever should be ignored, polling should still be assessed with a fairly cynical eye because there are always biases, problems - deliberate or otherwise - in methodology, respondents who lie, reasons things might change (as Tess says), and if you're looking at media reports rather than the raw data, whatever spin they want to put on it.

For my part I think it's a tool that can have some use if you understand the problems with a given poll or set of them, but beyond that the only thing of mild interest is relative movement between the same poll conducted on different dates.

Yeah the movement is what's mostly interesting to me, and recently it all seems to be really tiny movements and not usually in the right direction. If the electorate were sane, the tories would be bleeding support.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

marktheando posted:

Ignoring all polling is stupid. You can recognise the flaws in polling without throwing them all out. Without polling you aren't left with much information on what people are thinking about their politicians.

Even if you assume that every poll is vastly overestimating the tories and underestimating labour, then I'd want to see some movement in the right direction, which has been very limited recently. No Deal Brexit is still the most popular choice with the loving idiots that are British voters and the tories are promising that.

how about we pay attention to the pollsters with a track record of success, like say predicting the last election correctly

marktheando
Nov 4, 2006

Julio Cruz posted:

how about we pay attention to the pollsters with a track record of success, like say predicting the last election correctly

Survation were within 1% in 2017.

https://twitter.com/Survation/status/1177106311554752513?s=20

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

RockyB posted:

Marina Hyde still one of the only decent parts of the guardian.

Isn't she transphobic or is that just Hadley Freeman?

brian
Sep 11, 2001
I obtained this title through beard tax.

if you want to listen to polling by a guy called lord ashcroft who just so happened to previously be the deputy chairman of the conservative party and very transparently set up a push polling firm go ahead

just don't imply other people are being ridiculous for not doing so

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Guavanaut posted:

Voting in national elections sometimes being considered one of those rights, even though voting in the UK isn't really "rights accorded exclusively to its citizens" because, like, Irish citizens exist.

And Cypriots.

Everyone always forgets about them.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Julio Cruz posted:

how about we pay attention to the pollsters with a track record of success, like say predicting the last election correctly

Unfortunately, Survation is as dodgy as most of 'em (and worryingly closely connected to Nigel Farage), while YouGov straight-up slants its results.

Actually, come to think of it, how well did Survation do on the EU elections?

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Marina Jekyll and Columnist Hyde does great pieces but also does write articles about how the poof corBIN is too gay to run a country, see her summary of last week and how Labour were in fact, the Idiots

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem
it's not even just push polling - ashcroft is the only one who does constituency level polling, or as it's called in the rest of the world, polling. all the rest are national polls that ignore regional parties which are nonsense - labour has always had several points locked in scotland for example despite having like three MPs.

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016


Just an ignorant guess, but is the reason why UK polls are notoriously bad because on the phone a voter will tell them their preference in a perfect world where their party is actually viable, but on voting day they go "welp, my guy is dead in the water in my district, time to vote for the least-bad option"

xtothez
Jan 4, 2004


College Slice

How close were they ~2 months before the election, as opposed to the day of?

Taear
Nov 26, 2004

Ask me about the shitty opinions I have about Paradox games!
I'd really enjoy someone doing a poll of people that want no deal and asking them why.
I just can't get my head around it.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Rigel posted:

Just an ignorant guess, but is the reason why UK polls are notoriously bad because on the phone a voter will tell them their preference in a perfect world where their party is actually viable, but on voting day they go "welp, my guy is dead in the water in my district, time to vote for the least-bad option"

We don't have 'districts' but yes tactical voting is a thing and people itt have done it.

Carborundum
Feb 21, 2013

Taear posted:

I'd really enjoy someone doing a poll of people that want no deal and asking them why.
I just can't get my head around it.

Tribal identity, an inflated view of Britain's global status and vindictiveness.

Wachter
Mar 23, 2007

You and whose knees?

Taear posted:

I'd really enjoy someone doing a poll of people that want no deal and asking them why.
I just can't get my head around it.

I imagine a significant portion want it because they think it's the opposite of what the people they hate want. Politics of spite.

e: f, b

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry

Taear posted:

I'd really enjoy someone doing a poll of people that want no deal and asking them why.
I just can't get my head around it.

Racism + BRITAN RULES THE WAVES + young millennials gently caress you I got mine

e: f; b*2

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

feedmegin posted:

We don't have 'districts' but yes tactical voting is a thing and people itt have done it.
We do (in England), but you'd only be voting based on them during local elections.

Taear
Nov 26, 2004

Ask me about the shitty opinions I have about Paradox games!
There's a guy on my team at work who is 45 or so and he's all about "Britain's independence day" but he still hasn't really got any idea of why he wants no deal.
It'd be nice to really question these people and get out what they really want to happen with this.

Of course he also doesn't believe anything bad will happen but I feel like that's a commonality with most people now.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Taear posted:

I'd really enjoy someone doing a poll of people that want no deal and asking them why.
I just can't get my head around it.

A clean break away from the dastardly continentals holding Britain back, because we need to show them that their threats won't work and our great nation can't be bullied into submission. After all, since we give the EU more money than any other country, any Brexit will hurt them far more than us. It'll let us kick the immigrants out, forge our own trade deals, barter and scam our way back to empirehood through British pluck and know-how, and bring about a new golden age.

Wachter
Mar 23, 2007

You and whose knees?

I know people who think they'll have "more money" after we leave. They can't articulate how or why, but I'd guess they think their employers will up their wages after all their brown colleagues are sent back

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

Wachter posted:

I know people who think they'll have "more money" after we leave. They can't articulate how or why, but I'd guess they think their employers will up their wages after all their brown colleagues are sent back

They think it because they've been told it and they haven't questioned it because it confirms their world view.

The illogic doesn't get through unless they actually question it.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Essentially the belief that Britain is the best country in the world.

Push a little until they accidentally say British people are better than other people. Keep pushing. Make them feel as uncomfortable as possible.

Patriotism is a paper-thin veneer over racism.

Barry Foster posted:

WOAH

Your new avatar rules
I can't 100% take credit for it, it's from a teeshirt that keeps popping up on my facebook. If I catch it again i'll link it here.

Bobby Deluxe fucked around with this message at 20:48 on Oct 2, 2019

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Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

Wachter posted:

I know people who think they'll have "more money" after we leave. They can't articulate how or why, but I'd guess they think their employers will up their wages after all their brown colleagues are sent back

“Congratulations on your promotion from sales executive to cleaner!”

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