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Snow Cone Capone posted:I think Nintendo's biggest failure was the 64DD I got an N64 instead of a Playstation because I loved JRPGs and Nintendo told me don't worry about the complete lack of those in the current library because this super cool add on is gonna come along that's built for JRPGs
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# ? Oct 2, 2019 21:24 |
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# ? Jun 12, 2024 13:26 |
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is pepsi ok posted:I got an N64 instead of a Playstation because I loved JRPGs and Nintendo told me don't worry about the complete lack of those in the current library because this super cool add on is gonna come along that's built for JRPGs Oh god
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# ? Oct 2, 2019 21:44 |
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Nintendo exec 1: we went all-in on cartridges and now we're getting hosed by orchestrated music and FMVs what do we do Nintendo exec 2: CARTRIDGE-BASED EXPANSION IT WORKED FOR SEGA RIGHT
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# ? Oct 2, 2019 21:46 |
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NINTENDO POWER: [shows an image from the N64 FF6 tech demo] Could this be an image from Squaresoft's upcoming title, Final Fantasy 4, currently in development for the Nintendo Ultra 64?!
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# ? Oct 2, 2019 21:58 |
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Whatever magazine I saw that in (EGM?) at least had the decency to mention it was only a tech demo so my hopes didn't get too high off screenshots
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# ? Oct 2, 2019 22:00 |
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Mads Mikkelson smokes cocaine? Jesus that guy is cool
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# ? Oct 2, 2019 22:45 |
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Snow Cone Capone posted:I think Nintendo's biggest failure was the 64DD Nintendo's biggest failure was the Super Famicom CD-ROM Adapter.
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# ? Oct 2, 2019 23:05 |
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Lambert posted:Nintendo's biggest failure was the Super Famicom CD-ROM Adapter. PS1 rules though
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# ? Oct 2, 2019 23:10 |
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Lambert posted:Nintendo's biggest failure was the Super Famicom CD-ROM Adapter.
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# ? Oct 2, 2019 23:17 |
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Lambert posted:Nintendo's biggest failure was the Super Famicom CD-ROM Adapter. I still yearn to play the game that secret of mana was going to be
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# ? Oct 3, 2019 01:42 |
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Kojima's wacky plots would be insufferable in most games, but he makes games with such strong systems and controls and variety of gameplay. Its like he trapped you in his world and you've gotta listen to his madness in order to get to the boss fights and by the end he's living in your brain, taking up residence.
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# ? Oct 3, 2019 01:51 |
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Memes! Dominant genes! Recessive Gene's! None of this is how it works and none of it makes sense because I read wikipedia on a drug bender and wrote the script based on my vague recollections from that night! And this is the game I wrote with the plot you CAN understand.
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# ? Oct 3, 2019 03:02 |
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FoolyCharged posted:Memes! Dominant genes! Recessive Gene's! None of this is how it works and none of it makes sense because I read wikipedia on a drug bender and wrote the script based on my vague recollections from that night! Yeah but lemme tell you, when you're twelve or thirteen in 2001 and not all internet jaded, this poo poo is serious business and quite overwhelmingly cool
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# ? Oct 3, 2019 03:07 |
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Metal Gear games have tremendous replay value as no-one sane can remember most of what happens.
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# ? Oct 3, 2019 03:09 |
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Caesar Saladin posted:Yeah but lemme tell you, when you're twelve or thirteen in 2001 and not all internet jaded, this poo poo is serious business and quite overwhelmingly cool Only when you're 12? That poo poo's still hilarious and awesome. And it also had faking your death with ketchup packets and a fistfight on top of a giant robot. What's not to love?
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# ? Oct 3, 2019 03:23 |
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A true son of big boss survives enough torture attempts for a sword weilding pyscopath to free him
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# ? Oct 3, 2019 03:33 |
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Rutibex posted:i just occurred to me that Nintendo could have made the Wii back in the 1980s by strapping a laser pointer onto a zapper gun The Wiimote is basically the Power Glove 2.0
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# ? Oct 3, 2019 03:58 |
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FoolyCharged posted:Memes! Dominant genes! Recessive Gene's! None of this is how it works and none of it makes sense because I read wikipedia on a drug bender and wrote the script based on my vague recollections from that night! Liquid’s whole thing was that his understanding of dominant/recessive genes was completely wrong though.
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# ? Oct 3, 2019 04:23 |
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Then you get into the really crazy poo poo, like a powerful shadow organization manipulating populations and democracies the world over using misinformation in order to create and profit off of instability.
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# ? Oct 3, 2019 04:48 |
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Dewgy posted:Liquid’s whole thing was that his understanding of dominant/recessive genes was completely wrong though. Nah, it was pretty clearly kojima that was wrong. Liquid was just wrong about who got the dominant and recessive genes. The game even ends with a different character going, "huh the dude with
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# ? Oct 3, 2019 05:17 |
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Obligatory https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kNrIn8H32c
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# ? Oct 3, 2019 05:27 |
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Snake is kinda a sour angry lil bitch but Big Boss bangs the blonde cleavage lady, rides a motorcycle and cracks wise and talks about movies over the radio, he's much cooler.
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# ? Oct 3, 2019 05:27 |
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Caesar Saladin posted:Snake is kinda a sour angry lil bitch but Big Boss bangs the blonde cleavage lady, rides a motorcycle and cracks wise and talks about movies over the radio, he's much cooler. Big Boss believes Santa Claus is real and that cardboard tanks are a brilliant breakthrough
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# ? Oct 3, 2019 05:30 |
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Caesar Saladin posted:Snake is kinda a sour angry lil bitch but Big Boss bangs the blonde cleavage lady, rides a motorcycle and cracks wise and talks about movies over the radio, he's much cooler. Are we talking about Big Boss that was on a motorcycle tour of the US? or Big Boss that was a medic on the helicopter where the 14 year old peasant girl who was actually a 27 year old secret agent had a bomb implanted in her stomach that was successfully removed but then she had a bomb in her pussy too and that blew up the helicopter and hurt him so they gave him plastic surgery to look like Big Boss so he could live as him for his whole life? Only spoilered cause there are 2 people playing the game right now posting itt.
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# ? Oct 3, 2019 05:36 |
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the metal gear solid series sucks rear end.
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# ? Oct 3, 2019 05:39 |
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Wrong because Metal Gear Ac!d 1 and 2 and Revengeance all exist. VR Missions were pretty good too.
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# ? Oct 3, 2019 05:41 |
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veni veni veni posted:Are we talking about Big Boss that was on a motorcycle tour of the US? or Big Boss that was a medic on the helicopter where the 14 year old peasant girl who was actually a 27 year old secret agent had a bomb implanted in her stomach that was successfully removed but then she had a bomb in her pussy too and that blew up the helicopter and hurt him so they gave him plastic surgery to look like Big Boss so he could live as him for his whole life? i didn't play the psp one so i choose to ignore that stuff, its the trick to playing MGS games, you just gotta ignore some stuff
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# ? Oct 3, 2019 05:41 |
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I haven’t played any of them and I probably should but I’ve had a good time on the internet over the years hearing people describe their plots out of context and I don’t want to ruin it
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# ? Oct 3, 2019 05:43 |
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Caesar Saladin posted:i didn't play the psp one so i choose to ignore that stuff, its the trick to playing MGS games, you just gotta ignore some stuff 95% of that was MGS5/Ground Zeroes. I actually never played far enough into the PSP one to find out she wasn't "actually" just a 14 year old girl who you use X ray vision on to look at her panties, I heard the 20 something spy stuff on the forums.
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# ? Oct 3, 2019 05:45 |
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I have played the first couple of minutes of phantom pain actually but I was drunk and all I remember was the other guy had hospital gown crack going on
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# ? Oct 3, 2019 05:45 |
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:I haven’t played any of them and I probably should but I’ve had a good time on the internet over the years hearing people describe their plots out of context and I don’t want to ruin it Dont worry, you won't suddenly start to understand it and ruin things.
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# ? Oct 3, 2019 05:49 |
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Caesar Saladin posted:i didn't play the psp one so i choose to ignore that stuff, its the trick to playing MGS games, you just gotta ignore some stuff that stuff was literally the intro of MGS5 that was a separate game that was an engine demo but also the intro of the game before the real intro
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# ? Oct 3, 2019 05:49 |
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The $40 demo that you could beat in 30 minutes.
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# ? Oct 3, 2019 05:51 |
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veni veni veni posted:The $40 demo that you could beat in 30 minutes. Kojima works in mysterious ways
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# ? Oct 3, 2019 05:52 |
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yeah but tbh all those characters from ground zeroes and peacewalker seemed so boring that i just ignored them and focused on skullface and stuff. The game was like 60 hours or so and mostly gameplay so i'd forgotten the intro pretty quick. MGSV is the one where the plot matters the least anyway, i'm talking more about the original four.
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# ? Oct 3, 2019 05:53 |
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veni veni veni posted:The $40 demo that you could beat in 30 minutes. That they still made bank off of somehow
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# ? Oct 3, 2019 06:01 |
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MGS4 online was designed by people who both did not know better and did not want to pay attention to how anyone else had ever designed a pvp game. This was cool in a lot of cases except the basic premise of shooting people was maddeningly insane. You got invulnerability frames for being shot, but if you got headshot youd just die and your invulnerability lasts long enough to headshot the other guy mag dumping into your chest long, long before he kills you.
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# ? Oct 3, 2019 06:03 |
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Barudak posted:MGS4 online was designed by people who both did not know better and did not want to pay attention to how anyone else had ever designed a pvp game. This was cool in a lot of cases except the basic premise of shooting people was maddeningly insane. You got invulnerability frames for being shot, but if you got headshot youd just die and your invulnerability lasts long enough to headshot the other guy mag dumping into your chest long, long before he kills you. 5 also had some of the worst goddamn multiplayer I've ever played. basically what you are describing. it had all of this promise with the great controls and visuals, and the possibilities with gadgets and poo poo but it felt like it was made by people who had never played a PVP game in their life. This is basically my experience with any Japanese shooter that puts PVP in though.
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# ? Oct 3, 2019 06:09 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Big Boss believes Santa Claus is real and that cardboard tanks are a brilliant breakthrough He also pissed his pants while Volgin was torturing him. Snake never did that. Big Boss is about as cool as Otacon.
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# ? Oct 3, 2019 11:31 |
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# ? Jun 12, 2024 13:26 |
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titanfall 2 is a really good game that I'm really struggling to enjoy because you can't turn down the sound of bullets and they're real loving loud (and you fire a lot of them) and its very distracting and also I like the kane voice actor so far so I dont want to turn it down
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