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manero posted:Hello, friendos! It's been a while since I've been on the yob. How's it goin'? YAY WELCOME BACK! GOOD JOB VIBES, BYOB DELIVERS ON JOBS. For real, the vibes I got from this place got me a baller job. You got this! |
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hamjobs posted:YAY WELCOME BACK!
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hamjobs posted:YAY WELCOME BACK!
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 Thank u all! I am going to be chill yet confident for this interview and it'll be all good! |
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Oct 2, 2019 18:56
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manero posted:
i believe in you WOLF CREW BELIEVES IN YOU JOBJOBJOBJOBJOBJOBBBBBBBAWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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manero posted:Hello, friendos! It's been a while since I've been on the yob. How's it goin'? big job energy waves 2 the stratosphere
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manero posted:
be chill yet confident, but (and I know this'll sound contradictory after I just used 3 words that start with c), DO NOT USE THE C-WORD IN YOUR INTERVIEW. To be on the safe side, just avoid all c-words and don't talk about voyaging out to sea at all.
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manero posted:Hello, friendos! It's been a while since I've been on the yob. How's it goin'? If they ask you "Why should we hire you?" say "Because if you don't, one of your competitors will" If they ask you "What is your greatest strength and what is your greatest weakness?" the answer is "My greatest strength is I like to be thorough to make sure I get the job done right the first time" and "My greatest weakness is I sometimes take more time than I should with a project in my efforts to be thorough- so I have to be careful with my time management". Good luck, you'll do great! Just imagine the interviewer naked if you get too nervous! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Oct 2, 2019 20:27
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:If they ask you "Why should we hire you?" say Tomorrow: "Why should we hire you?" *sweats profusely, begins thinking of self naked* |
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Oct 2, 2019 20:28
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Oct 2, 2019 20:33
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death sext posted:may job be unto you and also to u
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I have never been asked any of the bullshit questions people say to prepare for and I'd ask them if they were seriously interested in hiring me because I don't want to waste my time with silly questions as a reply. People that do that do it to throw you off your game, throw them off theirs.
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:
Be careful with that, because my last three relationships started doing so and there is a point where it gets uncomfortably arousing during nervous moments.
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one time as a teen i was interviewd for a job at walmart they asked me if i would ever publicly criticize the org i worked for. my response, brilliantly was "depends. if i was a proud german, in the army, then found out we were nazis being evil, i'd speak out" did not get that job.
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*applies for a job at BYOB* "Well your posting credentials are all in order, and your qualifications are fantastic, but there is one last thing... What cool crimes have you committed?" *sweats profusely, starts thinking of manero naked*
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Stooge posted:*applies for a job at BYOB* You're hired! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Folks I'm exhausted but done for the day and I'm here in the 'yob *puts feet up on hamjobs' couch* |
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Jaded Burnout posted:Folks I'm exhausted but done for the day and I'm here in the 'yob i am exhausted but not done for the day, but i keep peekin' in the yob imma buy one more beer i think, then be home for the rest of today!
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hamjobs posted:If you're up for it, I'll throw it on again Friday at 10pm Central after the main feature i too want to return to Pontypool |
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Jaded Burnout posted:Folks I'm exhausted but done for the day and I'm here in the 'yob aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAA MY COUCH You are welcome to put your feet on it so long as you take off your shoes and enjoy a refreshing glass of water. |
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Oct 2, 2019 23:58
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TVsVeryOwn posted:i too want to return to Pontypool Wasn't that filmed in your neck of the woods? Also yay I'll tell RoE. I'm thinking we can do Gaslight or maybe Rear Window; I'm feeling the deeply unsettling films rn. |
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Oct 2, 2019 23:59
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hamjobs posted:Wasn't that filmed in your neck of the woods? Also yay I'll tell RoE. naw. wikipedia says toronto |
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Oct 3, 2019 00:08
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appreciating all the spoop avs ambling around the place
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Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!
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Dick Bastardly posted:appreciating all the spoop avs ambling around the place
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*Just legal smoking age kid applies for job at the vape shop* "What is your biggest strength?" "I can vape the biggest clouds!" "What is your biggest weakness?" "I... I vape the biggest clouds  "
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Good morning BYOBabes! I'm on the bullet train to Fukuoka for a bit of a vacation! Typhoon looking like a non issue, I managed to actually wake up somewhat early, and was able to dodge all of the foreign tourists hauling massive suitcases around, mouths agape, and standing directly in the middle of foot traffic. Seriously. Who needs one of those goddamn massive suitcases per person? Sometimes two. I mean if you're moving sure but... sorry. It just bugs the hell out of me. |
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Oct 3, 2019 01:53
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hamjobs posted:Wasn't that filmed in your neck of the woods? Also yay I'll tell RoE. we all loving loved moon 44, but the um... shower violence was some crazy mood whiplash. i am sure cougar hunters would have been worse, tho, i'm glad we voted to switch. TYLER IS BYOB
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Seriously. Who needs one of those goddamn massive suitcases per person? Sometimes two. I mean if you're moving sure but... sorry. It just bugs the hell out of me. I won't bring no material in the after life Take no possessions, I would rather travel light I'm of this kind that kills all day But I don't know yet how to die https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTr7bqKHvgE this is maybe one of my top 10 songs of all time Or if I'm a crown without a king, if I'm a broken open seed If I come without a thing, then I come with all I need No boat out in the blue, no place to rest your head, The trap I set for you seems to have caught my leg instead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4g-3WRXIts this one, top 5
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hamjobs posted:Wasn't that filmed in your neck of the woods? Also yay I'll tell RoE. Have you seen the Korean film Take of Two Sisters? |
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Heather Papps u son of a gun...
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death sext posted:Heather Papps u son of a gun... lol
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Have you seen the Korean film Take of Two Sisters? TOP THREE FAVORITE FILM. i really really really want to show that (i showed it this time last year) again and if i can find it i will. i have the dvd somewhere in my tartan collection. big big fan (what's up busan).
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hamjobs posted:TOP THREE FAVORITE FILM the thing we need to talk about kevin under the skin
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I, uh, I have cookies right now
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Goons Are Great posted:I, uh, I have cookies right now Did you bring enough for the whole class? 
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hamjobs posted:TOP THREE FAVORITE FILM. i really really really want to show that (i showed it this time last year) again and if i can find it i will. i have the dvd somewhere in my tartan collection. big big fan (what's up busan). Nice. I used to watch a lot of shock films like Ichi the Killer and Audition. I think I still have Ichi the Killer on DVD. |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Did you bring enough for the whole class? Yes but I'm not sure if it works out if anyone of you is, like, you know, high
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death sext posted:haha there's a little eye patch on the skull if imma rip fol;k of i gots to be consistant. listen there are maybe lke 10 people who would know what i mean here but my main crew, 4vr and ever is this oe CONSISTANSEA plant the trees straight for your bush mamma trish. oh nutz, we lost the lid to the whiskey, guess we have to finish it! consistansea!!!! if u can't b gppd, be consistant! if yer aim is off figure it out and group yer shots, idiot!
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Goons Are Great posted:Yes but I'm not sure if it works out if anyone of you is, like, you know, high no one would do such a dastardly thing in this forum |
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