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The person who decided to carve a boulder into a dildo just have been a legendary ancestor of Kirk Johnson.
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Imagine 6000 years from now when someone unearths our porn and writes "They worshipped the fertility goddess Jenna Jameson".
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Oct 1, 2019 10:09
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Well, are they that wrong?
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Oct 1, 2019 10:41
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More a goddess of non-fertility, but not wrong.
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Oct 1, 2019 11:10
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The Goatman, an ancient spirit of jewelry and friendship
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https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1179012252357320705 How the Sexy Peach Emoji Joined the Resistance If you want to understand how the 🍑 sexy peach emoji 🍑 has come to represent both the potential impeachment of President Trump and a butt, you must first look to the ancient Sumerians
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Impeachmas is really for the children 
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Man gored by bison sees date undergo same fate months later
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For you, the day Bison grazed your boyfriend was the most important day of your life...
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Better headline: He took a date to the park where he was gored by a bison, figuring it wouldn’t happen again. He was wrong.
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By popular demand posted:More a goddess of non-fertility, but not wrong. See you say that, but Jenna has twins So clearly she's pretty fertile
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No title for this story yet, stolen cop car chase live https://twitter.com/PCALive/status/1179561407135830016
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Knormal posted:
I'm wondering if that's the same vegan guy who'd get posted here in the Internet Weirdos and AUG threads. He had one creepy video where he went on about 'vegan ladies lovely labias' and demonstrated how he would go down on them. That's pretty accurate. According to my Intro to Archaeology professors, if you weren't sure what an artifact was, claim it was a ritual item until proven otherwise.
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M_Sinistrari posted:I'm wondering if that's the same vegan guy who'd get posted here in the Internet Weirdos and AUG threads. He had one creepy video where he went on about 'vegan ladies lovely labias' and demonstrated how he would go down on them. This guy? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlONgZS7mhM
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They aged and became Florida Woman.
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Sir Lemming posted:For you, the day Bison grazed your boyfriend was the most important day of your life...  But was it Tuesday??
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Probably? I'm kinda weirded out now that there's more than one really creepy pervy vegan guy out there.
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7533755/Russian-man-sues-Apple-turning-gay-given-GayCoin-instead-BitCoin.html Russian man sues Apple for 'turning him gay' after he was given GayCoin instead of Bitcoin "A Russian man has filed a lawsuit against Apple after claiming an iPhone app turned him gay when he was sent the wrong type of cryptocurrency. The man, from Moscow, is seeking one million rubles (£12,400) in damages after a cryptocurrency called 'GayCoin' was delivered via a smartphone app, rather than the Bitcoin he had ordered. He said the technology giant pushed him 'towards homosexuality through manipulation' and caused him 'moral and mental harm'. The 69 GayCoins arrived on a cryptocurrency payment app with a note saying, 'Don't judge until you try,' according to the complaint. The man - identified as D. Razumilov - had downloaded the app onto his iPhone in 2017, the Moscow Times reported. 'I thought, in truth, how can I judge something without trying? I decided to try same-sex relationships,' he said. 'Now I have a boyfriend and I do not know how to explain this to my parents... my life has been changed for the worse and will never become normal again. His lawyer Sapizhat Gusnieva has insisted the case is 'serious' and that her client was 'scared, he suffered' as a result. Gusnieva said the US technology giant 'has a responsibility for their programmes' despite the alleged exchange taking place on a third-party app." 
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Nice.
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Wendy's Releases Dungeons and Dragons-Style Tabletop RPG
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It's really fuckin' dumb. https://twitter.com/videodante/status/1179879526190313472
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Pastry of the Year posted:It's really fuckin' dumb. Jesus
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I for one am shocked that a fast-food RPG is filled with marketing and menu item stuff.
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He Never Intended To Become A Political Dissident, But Then He Started Beating Up Tai Chi Masters The story is as good as the headline.
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Henchman of Santa posted:He Never Intended To Become A Political Dissident, But Then He Started Beating Up Tai Chi Masters This is a pro-click. Be sure to watch the videos. quote:There’s an unmistakable whiff of pro wrestling surrounding Xu’s entire project. Part of this is down to the fact that he can deliver monologues like a seasoned heel; part of it is because, for as seriously as he takes his fights against tai chi masters, there’s a slapstick quality to each of them. There’s just something inherently funny about watching an aging, chunky MMA fighter stride right up to a supposed martial arts master and proceed to beat the absolute hell out of him.
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cinni posted:The 69 GayCoins arrived on a cryptocurrency payment app with a note saying, 'Don't judge until you try,' according to the complaint. loving lmao Too bad it's the Daily Mail
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Henchman of Santa posted:He Never Intended To Become A Political Dissident, But Then He Started Beating Up Tai Chi Masters It's always great to see someone who thinks they have actual magic powers getting shown up by someone who knows they don't.
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Country girls make do, but only up to a point 
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AlbieQuirky posted:Country girls make do, but only up to a point Everyone deserves a little head now and again
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I guess they decided they're black with white stripes after all.M_Sinistrari posted:I'm wondering if that's the same vegan guy who'd get posted here in the Internet Weirdos and AUG threads. He had one creepy video where he went on about 'vegan ladies lovely labias' and demonstrated how he would go down on them.
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Pastry of the Year posted:It's really fuckin' dumb. Eat a cheeseburger to gain +1 Strength.
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Knormal posted:I guess they decided they're black with white stripes after all. 
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Raised By Birds posted:Eat a cheeseburger to gain +1 Strength. Why can’t fad diets be this simple
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Yeah those buffs are for going to Wendy's irl and eating it while playing.
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Speaking from personal experience, a Dave's Double ain't gonna make me want to go on any adventures that are more than a 10 minute walk away.
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I looked this up and she apparently gave the box, severed head and all, to her neighbor for safekeeping. The one good thing about criminals is that so many of them are complete idiots
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