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Weetman posted an incredible galaxy brain take and I resisted linking it. One day at a time. Recovery is a slow process.
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CoolCab posted:this is SO dangerous in this country iirc, liberty caps look way too much like another mushroom- i want to say death caps - that will kill you loving dead. i got curious and looked into it years ago and there were entire loving forums of people going "is this going to get me high or am i going to die". i'd do smack first. I don't see how being off your tits on smack would help you pick the right mushrooms 
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Tesseraction posted:Every house needs 2 toilets. The only kind of place that should have one toilet is one where you literally have zero friends or family and will never have anyone ever come to your house.  The cheapest 2 bathroom apartment in Dublin for Rent at the moment is 1800€/month, according to Daft.ie. EDIT: the second cheapest is €2,156 per month. EDIT2: if you move almost to another county at 1.5h from the city during peak hour you can find a 2 bathroom apartment for 1300€/month, though. That Italian Guy fucked around with this message at 14:41 on Oct 3, 2019 |
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ThomasPaine posted:Weetman posted an incredible galaxy brain take and I resisted linking it. what about takes from weedman 
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Corbyn hates the Jews, so I got high. He wants to hard leave the EU, so I got high. Now I'm typing utter poo poo, and I know why. Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high.
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Guavanaut posted:My house does have only one toilet and you have to go through my bedroom to get to it, but it's not because I have no friends, it's because British housing. Ah yes, one of these. I used one in university and it was the most miserable house I ever lived in. Although in our case the toilet was on the ground floor just behind the kitchen. Which meant that sometimes I would be making lunch and have to hold my breath because a housemate decided that LUNCHTIME was the perfect time to clog the shitter with foul smelling turds. baka kaba posted:what the heck I have (actual, diagnosed) OCD. Toilets are hell for me.
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Oct 3, 2019 14:45
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That Italian Guy posted:
It's Dublin. Every house has a second toilet: the street.
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Oct 3, 2019 14:46
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idk if its the home office or whatever lovely private company theyve outsourced productoin to but it appears that they havent even printed my new visa card let alone mailed it to me lol lol
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Oct 3, 2019 14:47
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ThomasPaine posted:Weetman posted an incredible galaxy brain take and I resisted linking it. We're all here to support you, bud. You're doing great 
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Tesseraction posted:It's Dublin. Every house has a second toilet: the street. If you're in Dublin and this offended you, don't worry I meant the other side of Dublin.
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Tesseraction posted:I have (actual, diagnosed) OCD. Toilets are hell for me. you can't just have your own toilet in everyone's house though, what if you never even visit bump_fn posted:idk if its the home office or whatever lovely private company theyve outsourced productoin to but it appears that they havent even printed my new visa card let alone mailed it to me lol what's on it
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Oct 3, 2019 14:51
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You know whenever you feel the urge to post a Tweetman here, you can call us any time of the day to talk about it
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baka kaba posted:
the combinations of numbers and letters that tell people im allowed to live here
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bump_fn posted:the combinations of numbers and letters that tell people im allowed to live here ohhhhh I see what you did there hope you get it soon though🎃
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Oct 3, 2019 14:54
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Why the gently caress would I need two bathrooms just to have some friends over
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Andrast posted:Why the gently caress would I need two bathrooms just to have some friends over
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Oct 3, 2019 14:56
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maybe your friends are wizards? that's how they travel in harry potter right
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Oct 3, 2019 14:57
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ThomasPaine posted:Weetman posted an incredible galaxy brain take and I resisted linking it.
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One is for colonic prorogation and the other is for tweeting.
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bump_fn posted:ones for shittin and ones for hard drugs I hope they're close by so you can get from the latter to the former at a moment's notice
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Oct 3, 2019 14:59
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That Italian Guy posted:
My 2 bath apartment in central Dublin is €1500, due to aforementioned historical weirdness (multiple receiverships and some creative lying on my part). Tesseraction posted:It's Dublin. Every house has a second toilet: the street. I would argue, but then I remembered that one of the heroin enthusiasts who rough sleeps outside my block likes to seaside loaf directly outside our front door. I have not invited him the use of our spare room, I'm ashamed to say
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coffeetable posted:thanks for doing what's good for us. now do what's good for you and log off twitter Let me get through stage 1 first god
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coffeetable posted:thanks for doing what's good for us. now do what's good for you and log off twitter https://twitter.com/dril/status/247222360309121024
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Andrast posted:Why the gently caress would I need two bathrooms just to have some friends over to prevent operation stack look clearly I am against the thread zeitgeist here, but I stand by my toilet extremism, and those who disagree with me I am firmly putting onto this list I'm writing on toilet paper
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I'd be happy to pay the entire monthly mortgage payment for my landlord if it meant I got that percentage of the equity in the property
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coffeetable posted:there are sixteen million unoccupied bedrooms in the uk. i would absolutely support a bedroom tax if it applied to everyoneand was proportional to home value and only applied over a certain threshold that reflected the costs of moving house Lots of bedrooms in modern housing are too small, or the rest of the house is otherwise unsuitable to have lodgers in. I owned a 2-bed house before I left the UK and the 2nd bedroom was just big enough to get a standard double bed in, a small side table and a wardrobe, and after that you had barely any floor space left. Then apart from the master bedroom (which still didn't have that much space left after a bed and a dresser), the hall and the bathroom it only had one other actual room which was the open-plan kitchen and lounge. So yeah technically I could've had a lodger but it would've been pretty poo poo for the lodger and also for me and my wife - we'd have been living in each other's pockets. I'd imagine a fairly large proportion of those 16m unoccupied bedrooms are rooms that are, or are in houses that are, fairly unsuited to having lodgers.
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:I hope they're close by so you can get from the latter to the former at a moment's notice if TCC has taught me anything it's that the latter makes the former unnecessary for long periods of time
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Oct 3, 2019 15:15
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baka kaba posted:maybe your friends are wizards? that's how they travel in harry potter right Still don't know what possessed JK Rowling to tell everyone that her wizards used to poo poo themselves and then magic it away, because the concept of a toilet was beyond them. Lie awake at night in quiet horror at the thought. Pesky Splinter fucked around with this message at 15:22 on Oct 3, 2019 |
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Oct 3, 2019 15:18
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Tsaedje posted:I'd be happy to pay the entire monthly mortgage payment for my landlord if it meant I got that percentage of the equity in the property WhatEvil posted:Lots of bedrooms in modern housing are too small, or the rest of the house is otherwise unsuitable to have lodgers in. I owned a 2-bed house before I left the UK and the 2nd bedroom was just big enough to get a standard double bed in, a small side table and a wardrobe, and after that you had barely any floor space left. Then apart from the master bedroom (which still didn't have that much space left after a bed and a dresser), the hall and the bathroom it only had one other actual room which was the open-plan kitchen and lounge. I do like the idea of a bedroom tax only applicable to people earning over a certain amount with unused bedrooms unless they could prove they were being used for something on paper, although it might result in the rich just inventing limited companies to office themselves there. A land value tax with relief if you take in lodgers from a public service agency might work better. Julio Cruz posted:if TCC has taught me anything it's that the latter makes the former unnecessary for long periods of time
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WhatEvil posted:Lots of bedrooms in modern housing are too small, or the rest of the house is otherwise unsuitable to have lodgers in. I owned a 2-bed house before I left the UK and the 2nd bedroom was just big enough to get a standard double bed in, a small side table and a wardrobe, and after that you had barely any floor space left. Then apart from the master bedroom (which still didn't have that much space left after a bed and a dresser), the hall and the bathroom it only had one other actual room which was the open-plan kitchen and lounge. Yeah same. In a '2 bedroom' apartment in Cork City. But its really a 1 bedroom as the one toilet, and both beds are within 6 foot from each other. And flimsy walls. Maybe ideal for a couple and 1 kid, but not for two strangers.
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Pesky Splinter posted:Still don't know what possessed JK Rowling to tell everyone that her wizards used to poo poo themselves and then magic it away, because the concept of a toilet was beyond them. They didn't magic it away. They turned it invisible. They lived amongst gigantic, terrifying mounds of invisible manure.
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Darth Walrus posted:They didn't magic it away. They turned it invisible. They lived amongst gigantic, terrifying mounds of invisible manure. tbf that just reflects rowling's perception of poor people
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Tesseraction posted:look clearly I am against the thread zeitgeist here, but I stand by my toilet extremism, and those who disagree with me I am firmly putting onto this list I'm writing on toilet paper While you're doing that, I'm in your other bathroom. Shitposting.
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Pesky Splinter posted:Still don't know what possessed JK Rowling to tell everyone that her wizards used to poo poo themselves and then magic it away, because the concept of a toilet was beyond them. even weirder that people go around identifying with the house whose members don't bother magicking it away, you'd think that'd be a dealbreaker
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Yeah I mean also the shorthand is that any room in a house that is not a bathroom, kitchen or lounge is called a "bedroom". If there was a "bedroom tax" then it means you're not allowed to have rooms used for anything else. There are plenty of legit uses for other rooms in your house - office being the main one of course but I don't think it's unreasonable to e.g. have a "play room" if you've got kids, especially if the kids' bedrooms are small in the first place (which they likely are). When I was growing up we lived in a house built in 1912 - lovely, horribly built thing, but at least my childhood bedroom had some actual floor space. A land value tax like Guav said seems more reasonable. You could make it progressive and apply not just on a "per house" basis but a "per person" basis, and have it also apply to 2nd homes/buy-to-let, so the more total land you own the steeper the tax gets, and then you solve landlords too.
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Ugh feeling rapidly more sick and weak and shivery as the day goes on. loving students (no that's not how I got sick) I hate this time of year
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That Italian Guy posted:While you're doing that, I'm in your other bathroom. Shitposting. That's why it's there. 
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