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Need to rent that lot next door and open a guillotine museum.
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Oct 3, 2019 16:36
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Can't wait to get these at work and take massive shites on the toilet wearing one, log *this*.
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:Haha this is genius and I'm surprised I haven't seen this at any point before in the last three years It was in a leave.eu tweet
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tritsch posted:Can't wait to get these at work and take massive shites on the toilet wearing one, log *this*. If they're recording audio and heart rates, someone's in for a terrible fright about 15 minutes after my morning coffee.
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Oct 3, 2019 16:40
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Ah but it doesn't record the audio, just the sound levels, and all those times that it exploded when someone happened to say trade union are coincidental faults with the lithium battery.
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Oct 3, 2019 16:42
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tritsch posted:Can't wait to get these at work and take massive shites on the toilet wearing one, log *this*. Registering logmylogs.com as we speak.
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Red Oktober posted:Registering logmylogs.com as we speak. Logging on to logmylogs to download my log logs and check the logmylogs blog
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:Haha this is genius and I'm surprised I haven't seen this at any point before in the last three years your UKIP mum needs to start upping her game
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Most big tech companies are going in the opposite "relaxed" direction - with the thought that the carrot is a better motivator than the stick for their employees. But tbh, this kind of tech is probably used by horrible third party contractors for the aforementioned tech companies, and these people are already kinda slaving their workforce to begin with (or I can see this being in use by lovely people like Musk). E: It's interesting how the cyberpunk future has arrived, but the people in charge of the megacorps have been raised with the same stories we've heard, so they have a very woke face (and employ people that are probably, honestly woke) but they keep doing their shady poo poo on the side. So basically nothing changed.  Also holy poo poo, I'm 99% sure recording your employees directly using surveillance cameras (or their laptops' webcams in this case) in a normal office environment is super turbo illegal in EU. That Italian Guy fucked around with this message at 16:57 on Oct 3, 2019 |
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Tesseraction posted:Ah yes, one of these. I used one in university and it was the most miserable house I ever lived in. Although in our case the toilet was on the ground floor just behind the kitchen. Which meant that sometimes I would be making lunch and have to hold my breath because a housemate decided that LUNCHTIME was the perfect time to clog the shitter with foul smelling turds. You don't need two toilets, you need one toilet which doesn't ventilate into the kitchen
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Julio Cruz posted:your UKIP mum needs to start upping her game She was going on about the "new world order" last weekend
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Oct 3, 2019 16:56
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From that thread: https://twitter.com/WSJ/status/1177357178975457285
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The Luddites were right
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Qwertycoatl posted:You don't need two toilets, you need one toilet which doesn't ventilate into the kitchen No the two toilets is so that there's one for peeing in if someone else is dropping chemical weapons in the other
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Oct 3, 2019 17:06
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Red Oktober posted:Registering logmylogs.com as we speak. logmylogs.blog
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Oct 3, 2019 17:09
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Why is there no .poo TLD?
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Guavanaut posted:Why is there no .poo TLD? It's $185k to register a new TLD and then $6250/year to maintain it. You should get on it.
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Oct 3, 2019 17:13
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My fiancé's sister has just bought a postage stamp new build for way too much money. The downstairs bog is accessible through the tiny kitchen/living room/diner, and I calculate that it'll discharge accumulated guff fumes directly into the airflow of anyone sat on the sofa
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WhatEvil posted:It's $185k to register a new TLD and then $6250/year to maintain it. Assuming no running costs or advertising costs or registrar costs and that I actually have $185k in the first place lol
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:From that thread: Gotta nerve staple those drones.
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Brave hero of Nottingham shire?  Last I checked Anstey wasn't in Notts. loving forest fans stealing all our Leicestershire stuff.
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Guavanaut posted:Brave hero of Nottingham shire? This post I do little admire.
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:From that thread: man they'll call anything AI
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baka kaba posted:man they'll call anything AI *newscaster voice from 1950* New AI brain from Casio adds numbers instantaneously! Watch out reds!
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mrpwase posted:This post I do little admire.
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That Italian Guy posted:Also holy poo poo, I'm 99% sure recording your employees directly using surveillance cameras (or their laptops' webcams in this case) in a normal office environment is super turbo illegal in EU. One of the team leaders at my work was trying to make the webcam thing happen last year and luckily he was shut down pretty quick it was bizarre too that he would even suggest it because he spent 70% of his time having people show him how to use Excel and 30% googling music trivia on bands from the 60s and reading it out loud
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Seems like the NEC is still deeply suspicious that something's going on in Enfield North. Earlier in the year, they stopped CLP meetings and then delayed the start of the selection procedure to investigate nefarious goings-on, and now that the wards have declared their candidates and the Hustings need to be arranged, they're halting things again to investigate. Given that the Tories have announced their candidate, it seems like bad timing to say the least.
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Anyone else had this drop through their letterbox?
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Oct 3, 2019 17:58
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I love love LOVE that they actually put the #LibDemFightBack on the cover. It's back, in pog form.
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If I do I'm putting it with my copies of The Brexiteer, the Official Newspaper of the Brexit Party.
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Josef bugman posted:What happened in Enfield North? If they've laid out the issues anywhere, I haven't seen it, but there have been a couple of newspaper articles suggesting that allegations have been made about how Turkish members have been voting (in a bloc, I suppose). I seem to recall some of the complaints related to how Enfield Council ended up with a Turkish Leader (not Mayor).
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That Italian Guy posted:Most big tech companies are going in the opposite "relaxed" direction - with the thought that the carrot is a better motivator than the stick for their employees. But tbh, this kind of tech is probably used by horrible third party contractors for the aforementioned tech companies, and these people are already kinda slaving their workforce to begin with (or I can see this being in use by lovely people like Musk). When my company bought another company, one of the first things the CEO did was demand all the security cameras pointing at the employees were taken down, which was nice. I think they come as close as possible to fulfilling the whole "think of this company as one big family" thing (which is not very close because it's bollocks, but it could be much worse). But I think by far the most beneficial cultural aspect is just letting people get on with their jobs and trusting people as adults. I feel like not doing that is responsible for a huge proportion of job-hating.
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kingturnip posted:If they've laid out the issues anywhere, I haven't seen it, but there have been a couple of newspaper articles suggesting that allegations have been made about how Turkish members have been voting (in a bloc, I suppose). So the issue is melts getting upset about due democratic process being upheld?
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:*newscaster voice from 1950* goddamn I just realised the future of news involves the BBC beaming TORIES GOOD right into your visual cortex
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Enfield North was Joan Ryan's pad before she CUKed out, so it's no surprise they're a mess.
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ThomasPaine posted:To this day I am pissed I'm not allowed to eat swan, they look tasty as gently caress a Scandinavian goon posted about eating it and said its not all that great
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