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bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/owillis/status/1179831088753053696?s=20

Not even his crowd can pick him up anymore

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Phoix
Jul 20, 2006




This is just Wohl and Burkman getting roasted and it's hilarious

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

oooooooohhhh!

They added a secret shame daughter! Very nice, I'm going to believe this VERY MUCH

scuz
Aug 29, 2003

You can't be angry ALL the time!




Fun Shoe

Pander posted:

the best part of the chapo trip to CPAC was matt christman, about to freak out on an uncomfortable acid trip, finding comfort and relief in the farcical wohl/berkman presser in a goofy off-site atrium.

"I EARNED THIS!!" rofl what a great ep

Phoix
Jul 20, 2006




https://twitter.com/BrandyZadrozny/status/1179833719902760960

Dammerung
Oct 17, 2008

"Dang, that's hot."




I never thought I'd say this, but this accuser sounds hilarious.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
Ummm, so that ambassador did have some very interesting texts that he turned over to congress

https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1179834690800361474

Ringo Star Get
Sep 18, 2006

JUST FUCKING TAKE OFF ALREADY, SHIT
My money is on Wohl accidentally ordering a male escort and can’t get the deposit back, so he’s going to use the escort since he has him for a few hours.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Dammerung posted:

I never thought I'd say this, but this accuser sounds hilarious.

It sounds like he knows exactly what he signed up for and I hope he got paid in cash up front

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

They found a dude with a xXx tattoo in tyool 2019.

Delthalaz
Mar 5, 2003






Slippery Tilde

He was clearly lying on Insta to hide his shame at being beaten by the senator. Or maybe she threatened his life.

OAquinas
Jan 27, 2008

Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.
Wait...enhance!



Knew it.

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

Judging by the xXx tattoo, it appears that he does, indeed, "live for this poo poo"

Mahoning
Feb 3, 2007

Guze posted:

They found a dude with a xXx tattoo in tyool 2019.

I mean......I'm not sure there was a prior year where that tattoo was actually cool/acceptable.

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

Liz Warren just announced her VP is the busty 20 something

Dammerung
Oct 17, 2008

"Dang, that's hot."


haveblue posted:

It sounds like he knows exactly what he signed up for and I hope he got paid in cash up front

I can't imagine taking this seriously, and I'm glad that he isn't.

OAquinas
Jan 27, 2008

Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.

WoodrowSkillson posted:

Liz Warren just announced her VP is the busty 20 something

That's just WRONG



She'd have to be at least 35, legally.

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

Fwiw this dude has some impressive musculature on that back

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
Yo, I know Wohl is funny as poo poo, but can we acknowledge the crazy texts that got turned over to congress?

The Glumslinger posted:

Ummm, so that ambassador did have some very interesting texts that he turned over to congress

https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1179834690800361474

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

The SituAsian posted:

Fwiw this dude has some impressive musculature on that back

Warren likes 'em buff

Rosalind
Apr 30, 2013

When we hit our lowest point, we are open to the greatest change.

Please where do I order my "Elizabeth Warren Cougar?" and "Bernie Sanders Silver Fox?" signs?

Delthalaz
Mar 5, 2003






Slippery Tilde
This is making Elizabeth Warren sound like the star of a romance novel

Catalyst-proof
May 11, 2011

better waste some time with you

The SituAsian posted:

Fwiw this dude has some impressive musculature on that back

Seriously. If hitting that is a crime then chalk up my outline, detective.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

The Glumslinger posted:

Yo, I know Wohl is funny as poo poo, but can we acknowledge the crazy texts that got turned over to congress?

sondland looks like he's either got a good lawyer or has a decent sense of self-preservation when it comes to electronic communication

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

Delthalaz posted:

This is making Elizabeth Warren sound like the star of a romance novel

Warren/Fabio 2020

Mahoning
Feb 3, 2007

Rosalind posted:

Please where do I order my "Elizabeth Warren Cougar?" and "Bernie Sanders Silver Fox?" signs?

On her website underneath the lime green strap-ons.

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


Mahoning posted:

I mean......I'm not sure there was a prior year where that tattoo was actually cool/acceptable.

That's some pretty bright red coloring for what should probably be a 10 year old (at the least) tattoo.

It's fairly recent.

Dammerung
Oct 17, 2008

"Dang, that's hot."


The SituAsian posted:

Fwiw this dude has some impressive musculature on that back

I'm really impressed by his waist, too. It looks like he has an amazingly low body fat percentage, props to him!

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

evilweasel posted:

sondland looks like he's either got a good lawyer or has a decent sense of self-preservation when it comes to electronic communication

quote:

Sondland, a hotelier and Republican megadonor, contributed over $1 million to the president’s inaugural committee before eventually being nominated and confirmed to the top role as the United States representative to the European Union.

Bread Set Jettison
Jan 8, 2009

Angry_Ed posted:

Warren/Fabio 2020

When Warren is impeached for being mean to republicans, President Fabio will save us

OddObserver
Apr 3, 2009

Mahoning posted:

On her website underneath the lime green strap-ons.

So that's what the green new deal is all about...

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead
https://twitter.com/Popehat/status/1179837892778029057

highme
May 25, 2001


I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!


Delthalaz posted:

Man I wonder if anyone told them that Cougar Liz Warren pulling 24 year old body builders is actually way cooler than the real Liz Warren

I watched the last bit of the press conference via periscope and at one point somebody asks "how do you think this is going to play because IMO 'Elizabeth Warren Fucks' loving slaps". Then Jacob tried to have security remove somebody and he made a motion like "I can't remove people from a public sidewalk"

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002


yeah i mean, the guy is basically reading off a script after he called up his lawyer and is writing out his/the admins alibi in real time

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
https://twitter.com/KellyO/status/1179827532117544960?s=20

Meatball
Mar 2, 2003

That's a Spicy Meatball

Pillbug

I'm the two pizza boxes just haphazardly tossed on a table in the driveway

Edit: actually looks like I'm donuts.

Meatball fucked around with this message at 20:27 on Oct 3, 2019

saintonan
Dec 7, 2009

Fields of glory shine eternal

Is Jacob Wohl really his name, or is that made up? A shithead like him with the name jawohl seems far too on the nose.

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

I'm really starting to come around on the theory that by Christmas he'll be throwing out racial slurs.

Mahoning
Feb 3, 2007

Meatball posted:

I'm the two pizza boxes just haphazardly tossed on a table in the driveway

It's donut boxes, they provided donuts for the press!

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Pander
Oct 9, 2007

Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.




I can't believe how committed Trump is to reenacting the penguin's storyline from Batman Returns.

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