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Sapozhnik posted:Well on the plus side a whole bunch of Microsoft devs can put "10X developer" on their resumes now Hey hey, you just nailed why everyone was all excited for the name.
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Fiedler posted:
this is what windows does to your brain. sad!
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Drastic Actions posted:surface pro x actually runs more of actual "windows" than the neo, and has win32 support + x86 compatibility. so it's actually useful, unlike the neo. wcos supports* win32 *for certain wdg-specified definitions of "supports"
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Oct 3, 2019 02:39
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are their AirPods carpeted y/n?
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Oct 3, 2019 03:47
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they come in a giant casket because they bury the competition
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Oct 3, 2019 03:54
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pram posted:they come in a giant casket because they bury the competition contact lens sanitizer looking great
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Oct 3, 2019 04:17
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wanna see someone w gauges wearing this
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Oct 3, 2019 04:36
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you stick the surface buds in the gauge hole with the earpiece facing away from you and then to use you fold ur earlobe+bud up into ur ear. that way if they fall out they stay in ur gauge hole
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Oct 3, 2019 04:44
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pos my gauge hole
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Oct 3, 2019 04:48
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Shaggar posted:you stick the surface buds in the gauge hole with the earpiece facing away from you and then to use you fold ur earlobe+bud up into ur ear. that way if they fall out they stay in ur gauge hole lol
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Oct 3, 2019 06:09
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pram posted:they come in a giant casket because they bury the competition lmao
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Oct 3, 2019 09:05
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TOOT BOOT posted:pos my gauge hole
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Oct 3, 2019 09:29
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Microsoft made a really neat nintendo DS clone, I can't wait to catch some pokemon on it
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now, to be fair to shaggar, at some point windows phone had like a 10% market share in finland due to nokia's legacy. so more like (7700000000-100)/7700000000 of humanity
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Oct 3, 2019 11:04
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The Management posted:someone post their new earbuds. congratulations to airpods for no longer being the worst looking earphones
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Oct 3, 2019 11:14
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10x gonna give it to ya Knock knock open up the screen it's real Non stop pop pop a huge bezel
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remember when that Microsoft courier concept animation leaked and a bunch of nerds wet their pants over it. and even though the usage model was totally impractical and the scenarios were contrived and the software could never do the things it promised, somehow the courier became a legend of the glorious concept that could have been well, this one has two screens
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The Management posted:remember when that Microsoft courier concept animation leaked and a bunch of nerds wet their pants over it. and even though the usage model was totally impractical and the scenarios were contrived and the software could never do the things it promised, somehow the courier became a legend of the glorious concept that could have been courier new
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Oct 3, 2019 13:09
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The Management posted:remember when that Microsoft courier concept animation leaked and a bunch of nerds wet their pants over it. and even though the usage model was totally impractical and the scenarios were contrived and the software could never do the things it promised, somehow the courier became a legend of the glorious concept that could have been
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Last Chance posted:courier new 
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Last Chance posted:courier new drat
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Last Chance posted:courier new perfect
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FMguru posted:the number of people who thought courier was an actual shippable iphone-killer product that microsoft foolishly killed just before it was released was just amazing pretty sure the whole thing was just j allard paying a production company to make that video to make it look like he was actually working instead of just having group sex with his coworkers and their partners/spouses
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qirex posted:pretty sure the whole thing was just j allard paying a production company to make that video to make it look like he was actually working instead of just having group sex with his coworkers and their partners/spouses lol
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dude went from rising star at a huge company to product director at a outdoor equipment flash sale site basically overnight my personal guess is a combo of weird sex stuff and 
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pram posted:lol i mean thats probably very true
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Oct 3, 2019 19:14
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it was also that period late in ballmers run where he would fire/force the resignation of/reorg into oblivion anyone in msft with any kind of public profile (i.e. anyone who looks like they might make a credible replacement as ceo)
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in ballmer's defense, the people he fired definitely hosed up enough to warrant being fired. the problem was that ballmer put those clowns in positions of authority in the first place.
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Oct 3, 2019 20:27
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akadajet posted:remember when we all made fun of samsung for making huge phones? yah, weirdly it stopped as soon as apple started making huge phones
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Shaggar posted:you stick the surface buds in the gauge hole with the earpiece facing away from you and then to use you fold ur earlobe+bud up into ur ear. that way if they fall out they stay in ur gauge hole Lol
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qirex posted:dude went from rising star at a huge company to product director at a outdoor equipment flash sale site basically overnight dude went from balding super-nerd writing books about windows internals to earring and leather jacket guy (as dressed by Microsoft pr team) to be the face of xbox. weird sex and drugs are almost guaranteed.
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hell yeah baby
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Oct 4, 2019 13:48
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I hope one day we'll have a better source on the Microsoft sex ring than "some nerds on a gaming podcast claim it's a semi-open secret"
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Oct 4, 2019 15:38
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I haven't heard anything about a Microsoft sex ring but I assume contextually that it's just a bunch of gross middle-aged nerd wife swappers
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Oct 4, 2019 15:41
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Pinterest Mom posted:the Microsoft sex ring these surface products are getting out of hand
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Oct 4, 2019 15:44
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Sagebrush posted:I haven't heard anything about a Microsoft sex ring but I assume contextually that it's just a bunch of gross middle-aged nerd wife swappers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwmkzaYwU4g&t=4514s 1:15:14
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The Management posted:dude went from balding super-nerd writing books about windows internals to earring and leather jacket guy (as dressed by Microsoft pr team) to be the face of xbox. weird sex and drugs are almost guaranteed. i think the only victim of that ludicrous executive makeover phase who is still in microsoft is poor ol' joe belfiore.
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satya went through his own j allardisation
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the difference is that satya received good advice
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