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Karia: Mar 27, 2013; Self-portrait, Snake on a Plane
Oil painting, c. 1482-1484
Leonardo DaVinci (1452-1591)

https://twitter.com/RulesLawStudent/status/1179853982396751872

# ? Oct 4, 2019 05:10

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# ? May 20, 2024 05:47

Eschenique: Jul 19, 2019

President J hole.

# ? Oct 4, 2019 05:17

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

https://twitter.com/WhaJoTalkinBout/status/1179946731708006400

# ? Oct 4, 2019 15:40

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Flint_Paper posted:

https://twitter.com/WhaJoTalkinBout/status/1179946731708006400

https://twitter.com/NickdeSemlyen/status/1179754801518784512

# ? Oct 4, 2019 18:13

Doc Hawkins: Jun 15, 2010; Dashing? But I'm not even moving!

in all the faces of all the muppets that Henson ever filmed, i discover no kinship, no understanding, no mercy, only the overwhelming indifference of nature

# ? Oct 4, 2019 18:44

MizPiz: May 29, 2013; by Athanatos

https://twitter.com/heibeipangzai/status/1180170615707164672?s=19

# ? Oct 4, 2019 18:47

ewiley: Jul 9, 2003; More trash for the trash fire

MizPiz posted:

https://twitter.com/heibeipangzai/status/1180170615707164672?s=19

This guy is a legend

https://twitter.com/heibeipangzai/status/1167063244810248192?s=20

# ? Oct 4, 2019 19:38

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

I have to say

That beer looks terrible

# ? Oct 4, 2019 20:16

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

That's probably why he's able to do it. It looks watered down.

# ? Oct 4, 2019 20:39

Big Grunty Secret: Aug 28, 2007; Just one question, though. Is there a way to take off my pants?

https://twitter.com/prophethusband/status/1179411876222029826?s=19

# ? Oct 4, 2019 20:43

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/ElSangito/status/1179910539234828288

# ? Oct 5, 2019 00:20

MizPiz: May 29, 2013; by Athanatos

https://twitter.com/carterforva/status/1180197690413604864?s=19

# ? Oct 5, 2019 00:51

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Glenn Quebec posted:

I have to say

That beer looks terrible

It's Chinese beer, what are you going to to, 差不多 :shrug:

# ? Oct 5, 2019 02:19

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.

chinese beer (tsingtao being the main brand) is p much always low alcohol, but if he's drinking the clear liquor baijiu those have the same alcoholic potency as toilet cleaners

# ? Oct 5, 2019 02:26

LITERALLY A BIRD: Sep 27, 2008; I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/ElSangito/status/1179910539234828288

Thank you for the out-loud laugh

# ? Oct 5, 2019 04:48

UnfurledSails: Sep 1, 2011

https://twitter.com/limitlessjest/status/1179963849908334592?s=20

# ? Oct 5, 2019 14:59

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/BryanDisagrees/status/1180220247531511808

# ? Oct 5, 2019 16:14

stringless: Dec 28, 2005; keyboard ⌨️ cowboy

The Saddest Rhino posted:

chinese beer (tsingtao being the main brand) is p much always low alcohol, but if he's drinking the clear liquor baijiu those have the same alcoholic potency as toilet cleaners

Having worked at a Chinese restaurant where nearly everyone in the kitchen was first generation, yeah, that stuff makes you feel the need to avoid open flames.

The second and third shots are easier, but I don't recall how the rest go.

# ? Oct 5, 2019 18:02

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1180535333307523077

Good thread.

# ? Oct 5, 2019 19:59

Field Mousepad: Mar 21, 2010; BAE

https://twitter.com/BetteMidler/status/1180280000152559617?s=19

# ? Oct 5, 2019 22:05

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

FFT posted:

Having worked at a Chinese restaurant where nearly everyone in the kitchen was first generation, yeah, that stuff makes you feel the need to avoid open flames.

The second and third shots are easier, but I don't recall how the rest go.

Once at a friend's birthday party we tricked people into drinking that poo poo by pouring her a shot, swapping it out for water and letting machismo do the rest.

# ? Oct 6, 2019 04:02

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

https://twitter.com/eatinginmycar/status/1180712743596417026

# ? Oct 6, 2019 06:14

Wrestlepig: Feb 25, 2011; my mum says im cool; Toilet Rascal

https://twitter.com/zeroasalimit/status/1179891764317970432?s=21

# ? Oct 6, 2019 06:54

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

https://twitter.com/gravislizard/status/1180725363690749952

# ? Oct 6, 2019 07:04

Moon Slayer: Jun 19, 2007

https://twitter.com/commie__dearest/status/1180726022133735424

e- unrelated to Recent Clown Movie About Society:

https://twitter.com/housetoastonish/status/1180627221016383489

Moon Slayer has a new favorite as of 14:17 on Oct 6, 2019

# ? Oct 6, 2019 14:12

UnfurledSails: Sep 1, 2011

https://twitter.com/OfWudan/status/1116767056592904193?s=20

What an amazing account

# ? Oct 6, 2019 15:22

nerdz: Oct 12, 2004; Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.; Grimey Drawer

UnfurledSails posted:

https://twitter.com/OfWudan/status/1116767056592904193?s=20

What an amazing account

Isn't this the failed kickboxer dipshit that lies about the money he doesn't have and keeps being racist/sexist to get engagement

why are you posting this on this thread and not the iosm one

# ? Oct 6, 2019 15:30

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/SpookyGothLoser/status/1180604801731715072

# ? Oct 6, 2019 15:33

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/OJessicaNigri/status/1180648859778727936

# ? Oct 6, 2019 17:04

Eschenique: Jul 19, 2019

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/OJessicaNigri/status/1180648859778727936

Jessica Nigri practically does porn.

Which surprised me because I lost interest in the cosplay scene something like 7 years ago in my 20s and now it's 99% porn.

# ? Oct 6, 2019 19:03

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

https://twitter.com/KarenKilgariff/status/1180684603851300865?s=19

# ? Oct 6, 2019 19:58

TinTower: Apr 21, 2010; You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

https://twitter.com/caseJackal/status/1180439932864741376

# ? Oct 6, 2019 21:31

WeedlordGoku69: Feb 12, 2015; by Cyrano4747

Eschenique posted:

Jessica Nigri practically does porn.

Which surprised me because I lost interest in the cosplay scene something like 7 years ago in my 20s and now it's 99% porn.

yeah this is... kind of an incredible tweet for someone who's famous for getting nearly naked to make

# ? Oct 6, 2019 21:34

Eschenique: Jul 19, 2019

This is just basically doing whisky shots with a gelatin membrane. Is that even how whisky enthusiasts drink it?

# ? Oct 6, 2019 21:34

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

yeah this is... kind of an incredible tweet for someone who's famous for getting nearly naked to make

They want video of her getting pounded so they can pretend it's them doing it. Way different than just looking at softcore.

# ? Oct 6, 2019 21:37

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

Eschenique posted:

This is just basically doing whisky shots with a gelatin membrane. Is that even how whisky enthusiasts drink it?

No. You swirl, sniff, and take a comfortable sip. You don�t just splash 1.5 oz. of single malt in your mouth.

# ? Oct 6, 2019 21:40

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

They're cocktails, not just a shot of whisky. And 23mL is less than an ounce. So it's like taking a decent sip of your scotch and dry or whatever.

# ? Oct 6, 2019 22:56

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

One step closer to the whiskey cubes from Alien

# ? Oct 6, 2019 23:27

DontMockMySmock: Aug 9, 2008; I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

nerdz posted:

Isn't this the failed kickboxer dipshit that lies about the money he doesn't have and keeps being racist/sexist to get engagement

why are you posting this on this thread and not the iosm one

I clicked on his website https://www.cobratate.com and it is loving hilarious. Full of overpriced products that seem to be videos about how to be toxicly masculine. He's charging 3000 pounds for an online course about how to trade bitcoin, but it's got "war room" in the title because it wasn't masculine enough.

# ? Oct 6, 2019 23:30

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# ? May 20, 2024 05:47

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Milo and POTUS posted:

One step closer to the whiskey cubes from Alien

Honestly, if I had something cold enough I'd freeze whiskey in those big ice cube trays

# ? Oct 6, 2019 23:33

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