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Kyrosiris
May 24, 2006

You try to be happy when everyone is summoning you everywhere to "be their friend".



Bob Morales posted:

Does anyone here work at the FOX network?

I propose a "Kitchen Nightmares-esque" show, where I go to a struggling small business and inspect their IT departments in a Gordon Ramsey style

gently caress OFF OUT OF MY SERVER ROOM

The backups haven't run in a week, are you taking a piss?

THIS SERVER IS RAWWW

I would be perpetually :allears: the entire time I was watching, it'd be great.

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cage-free egghead
Mar 8, 2004

Bob Morales posted:

Does anyone here work at the FOX network?

I propose a "Kitchen Nightmares-esque" show, where I go to a struggling small business and inspect their IT departments in a Gordon Ramsey style

gently caress OFF OUT OF MY SERVER ROOM

The backups haven't run in a week, are you taking a piss?

THIS SERVER IS RAWWW

Don't forget the constant cymbal screech every 15 seconds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQJHYFK3LTQ

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Bob Morales posted:

Does anyone here work at the FOX network?

I propose a "Kitchen Nightmares-esque" show, where I go to a struggling small business and inspect their IT departments in a Gordon Ramsey style

gently caress OFF OUT OF MY SERVER ROOM

The backups haven't run in a week, are you taking a piss?

THIS SERVER IS RAWWW

If you build it they will come.

Moey
Oct 22, 2010

I LIKE TO MOVE IT

Virigoth posted:

Lol you have security analysts not security engineers. Fire them into the sun.

What if they were titled "Security Ninjas"?

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Bob Morales posted:

Does anyone here work at the FOX network?

I propose a "Kitchen Nightmares-esque" show, where I go to a struggling small business and inspect their IT departments in a Gordon Ramsey style

gently caress OFF OUT OF MY SERVER ROOM

The backups haven't run in a week, are you taking a piss?

THIS SERVER IS RAWWW

All the production companies that would make such a show also have IT environments like you describe.

Partycat
Oct 25, 2004

Bob Morales posted:

are you taking a piss?

not in my server room you don't

ConfusedUs
Feb 24, 2004

Bees?
You want fucking bees?
Here you go!
ROLL INITIATIVE!!





Partycat posted:

not in my server room you don't

My last photography job had a server room.

In the basement.

In the room with all the pipes for the building.

It was dark.

It was damp.

There was a drain in the floor, and the owner used to go piss in the hole because it was closer than the bathroom.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


:gonk:

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...
Let he amongst us who does not have a basement piss hole in their server room throw the first stone.

Bob Morales
Aug 18, 2006


Just wear the fucking mask, Bob

I don't care how many people I probably infected with COVID-19 while refusing to wear a mask, my comfort is far more important than the health and safety of everyone around me!

worked at a place who had a demarc in a closet in the mens room. You did not want to have to go in there after lunch

Moey
Oct 22, 2010

I LIKE TO MOVE IT

Bob Morales posted:

worked at a place who had a demarc in a closet in the mens room. You did not want to have to go in there after lunch

Someone needs to save you.

Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

stevewm posted:

BlueScreenView is a big one... It will generally show the actual module that the BSOD occurred in.

Annnnd it happened again overnight. BlueScreenView says ntoskrnl.exe+1c10a0 just like the last three. MEMORY_MANAGEMENT Bug Check String. Code 0x0000001a, so looking like RAM?

SixFigureSandwich
Oct 30, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Are all large IT consultancies exceptionally useless, or just the one I have to deal with?

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...
Depends who you’re dealing with, but generally yes.

stevewm
May 10, 2005

Scaramouche posted:

Annnnd it happened again overnight. BlueScreenView says ntoskrnl.exe+1c10a0 just like the last three. MEMORY_MANAGEMENT Bug Check String. Code 0x0000001a, so looking like RAM?

Memory/RAM issues usually show up as a lot of random BSODs involving different drivers and modules. But it could possibly be that. What is in the "Parameter 1" column for those BSODs in BlueScreenView?

Is your machine a particular model? Or something you built? With things like laptops and other pre-built machines it can be useful to Google the BSOD error along with your laptop/computer model #.

I've found this software: https://www.passmark.com/products/burnintest/ somewhat helpful for finding hardware faults. Set it to test all systems and let it run.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Had a very confusing one today, somebody got in touch with our support team really pissed off that a recent site we brought online 'had no Internet'. This was weird because I had been working on stuff there, never noticed any problems, and our alerting hadn't thrown out anything.

Turns out the problem was that they walked into this building and they lost reception on their personal mobile phone. Now they are in a mad panic because they think their customers are going to want to be able to use their phones at this location. We aren't a mobile network builder, so I have no idea what they are expecting us to do about it. They insist that Wi-Fi calling isn't an acceptable way out.

bull3964
Nov 18, 2000

DO YOU HEAR THAT? THAT'S THE SOUND OF ME PATTING MYSELF ON THE BACK.


Sounds like a facilities issue. No one properly surveyed the physical location to see if it met all business needs. It's not different than someone pointing out a building isn't serviced by water or sewer.

Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

stevewm posted:

Memory/RAM issues usually show up as a lot of random BSODs involving different drivers and modules. But it could possibly be that. What is in the "Parameter 1" column for those BSODs in BlueScreenView?

Is your machine a particular model? Or something you built? With things like laptops and other pre-built machines it can be useful to Google the BSOD error along with your laptop/computer model #.

I've found this software: https://www.passmark.com/products/burnintest/ somewhat helpful for finding hardware faults. Set it to test all systems and let it run.

Parameter1 is a mix of quasi random addresses 00000000'0004121 000000000'41792 etc

It's a prebuilt laptop, and I've googled the model +bsod but it's a Canada specific sku which means the audience is a lot less, and it's just different enough from the USA model that I'm not sure results for them would be relevant.

Might have to passmark it over the weekend to see.

22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010



What do you do if you’re completely burned out but can’t afford to quit or go on vacation?

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Do you work at a place where you can stop giving a gently caress and just phone in some half-assed performance, taking some stress away while not affecting your income?

22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010



I work in a call center, my fucks given is already minimal but the environment is a pressure cooker and I’m getting no traction on any jobs I would actually be interested in.

Ghostnuke
Sep 21, 2005

Throw this in a pot, add some broth, a potato? Baby you got a stew going!


22 Eargesplitten posted:

I work in a call center

get out. anything but that

22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010



Anything else I’m getting bites on isn’t enough to live off of. I’d go back to school if I could, but I can’t.

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




22 Eargesplitten posted:

Anything else I’m getting bites on isn’t enough to live off of. I’d go back to school if I could, but I can’t.

Good news: call centers make food service jobs look good.

Bad news: food service jobs make call centers look good.

22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010



Thanks to :911: foodservice or even helpdesk means choosing between rent and the medicine I need to stay alive.

E: anyone hiring for a junior AWS or k8s guy? I could probably get a cert within a month or two if I wasn’t dead inside by the time I got home every day.

22 Eargesplitten fucked around with this message at 22:41 on Oct 4, 2019

xsf421
Feb 17, 2011

22 Eargesplitten posted:

Thanks to :911: foodservice or even helpdesk means choosing between rent and the medicine I need to stay alive.

E: anyone hiring for a junior AWS or k8s guy? I could probably get a cert within a month or two if I wasn’t dead inside by the time I got home every day.

Absolutely, but the job is in Detroit.

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

Corona rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M. get the virus
In the ICU y'all......



I mean maybe but the you’d probably poo poo post about me here and what’s the fun in that.

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


xsf421 posted:

Absolutely, and the job is in Detroit. The tech sector is booming here with high salaries relative to the low CoL. Move to the great state of Michigan, experience all four seasons, visit the Great Lakes, and get out of your miserable call center job by moving to Detroit. You won't regret it.

I fixed your post. :colbert:

Edit: I currently hold a 100% success rate of goons getting jobs in Detroit after I referred them there, you're a shoe-in 22 Eargesplitten!!

Sirotan fucked around with this message at 14:57 on Oct 5, 2019

22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010



TBH at this point if I wasn't such a sadbrains in need of what little social support circle I have I would probably apply. At this point the only place I could really move would be GA or the Boston area (and lol Boston COL), since I've got family there.

Also my only point of reference for Detroit is Delray, the ghost town near Mexicantown (literally what it's called don't ban me) where there are no abandoned cars because they'll get stripped and even the frame stolen for scrap in two days.

Partycat
Oct 25, 2004

Bob Morales
Aug 18, 2006


Just wear the fucking mask, Bob

I don't care how many people I probably infected with COVID-19 while refusing to wear a mask, my comfort is far more important than the health and safety of everyone around me!

xsf421 posted:

Absolutely, but the job is in Detroit.

I75 is so hosed I can't even go to micro center to get deals (I'm a bit north)

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


You guys aren't helping. :mad:

totalnewbie
Nov 13, 2005

I was born and raised in China, lived in Japan, and now hold a US passport.

I am wrong in every way, all the damn time.

Ask me about my tattoos.
I'm in Detroit. It's pretty nice. Just live in the office to avoid the commute.

Partycat
Oct 25, 2004

You do want to avoid the ring of Fire.

But honestly any place that’s offering you a good start and a sound footing - if you can afford the move - why not ?

22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010



I’ve been extremely depressed and am going through a divorce and moving across the country to where I don’t know anyone probably isn’t a good idea. Otherwise I’d do it.

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...
On the other hand, you get away from your ex.

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.
Fresh start
Fresh outlook
Nothing to remind you of unhappy times.

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


Imho applying and interviewing is great practice even if you don't get the job or if you get an offer and decide not to take it. There is literally no downside.

Bob Morales
Aug 18, 2006


Just wear the fucking mask, Bob

I don't care how many people I probably infected with COVID-19 while refusing to wear a mask, my comfort is far more important than the health and safety of everyone around me!

22 Eargesplitten posted:

I’ve been extremely depressed and am going through a divorce and moving across the country to where I don’t know anyone probably isn’t a good idea. Otherwise I’d do it.

Do you like hockey

Do you like craft beer

Do you like coney dogs

Do you like baseball

If so move to Detroit

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Weedle
May 31, 2006




Don’t forget about Detroit City FC, America’s finest third-division soccer team.

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