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WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

He legally has to ask for an extension but he's clearly going to try to weasel out of it or he's already had words with France or Italy or someone to ask them to veto an extension or some poo poo.

E: A "49er" was a nickname for somebody who arrived into Northern California to take advantage of the 1849 gold rush. This is also where the San Francisco 49ers take their name from.

WhatEvil fucked around with this message at 21:19 on Oct 4, 2019

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Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea

teacup posted:

You brits. The news says that because of Ireland no deal brexit is probably back on! Except I thought parliament voted to order Boris to delay brexit.

Is that true? Or did they overturn him having to delay it? I kind of remember him insinuating he just wouldn’t.

You are all so confusing. Be more like Australia where your terrible governing is easy to follow!

He still has to delay it by law, but we'll see if he feels like obeying the law.

blunt
Jul 7, 2005

WhatEvil posted:

He legally has to ask for an extension but he's clearly going to try to weasel out of it or he's already had words with France or Italy or someone to ask them to veto an extension or some poo poo.

If Ireland wants the extension to avoid a hard border and checks I really can't see the EU siding with someone (Hungary?) over Ireland.

(Yes, theoretically any member state could veto it, but I'd imagine the EU is a lot more persuasive than Boris)

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

blunt posted:

If Ireland wants the extension to avoid a hard border and checks I really can't see the EU siding with someone (Hungary?) over Ireland.

(Yes, theoretically any member state could veto it, but I'd imagine the EU is a lot more persuasive than Boris)

Yeah true. We'll see what happens but there's definitely gonna be SOME fuckery over the extension.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Strom Cuzewon posted:

You guys should be aware that Spitting Image is coming back.




(Smallpox status unconfirmed)

lol how long have they had this planned for Harry's puppet still to have that much hair

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

MIWK!


Strom Cuzewon posted:

You guys should be aware that Spitting Image is coming back.




(Smallpox status unconfirmed)

I was already aware but poor Pilch was very tired when we recorded and I didn’t want to do him a damage :v:

It’s going to be full shite, and some look at political satire (and why liberalism makes it shite) as an episode has been floating about in my head since I seen it was coming back.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



I don't think my body can take another caricature of Trump. Just do Mogg instead, he already looks like a Spitting Image puppet.

Tenebrais
Sep 2, 2011

Steve2911 posted:

I don't think my body can take another caricature of Trump. Just do Mogg instead, he already looks like a Spitting Image puppet.

That's the problem, how do you charicature someone that was born by spilling blood on a political cartoon in a graveyard at midnight?

Wachter
Mar 23, 2007

You and whose knees?

Why do all the caricatures of Trump give him a normal sized mouth? The man has a perpetual little pursed-lipped wince, like a bumhole sucking on a lemon

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

Wachter posted:

Why do all the caricatures of Trump give him a normal sized mouth? The man has a perpetual little pursed-lipped wince, like a bumhole sucking on a lemon

They... don't? Don't you follow the politoons thread, tonnes of them mock his tiny mouth.

xtothez
Jan 4, 2004


College Slice
https://twitter.com/jentaub/status/1180098208241860608

Wachter
Mar 23, 2007

You and whose knees?

thespaceinvader posted:

They... don't? Don't you follow the politoons thread, tonnes of them mock his tiny mouth.

Oh poo poo, people intentionally expose themselves to political cartoons?

Debbie Does Dagon
Jul 8, 2005



Whenever I see Trump I'm reminded of Burrough's description of mugwumps

Junk addled author posted:

His lips are thin and purple-blue like the lips of a penis, his eyes blank with insect calm.

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!

WhatEvil posted:

He legally has to ask for an extension but he's clearly going to try to weasel out of it or he's already had words with France or Italy or someone to ask them to veto an extension or some poo poo.
He is absolutely going to attempt to pull some lovely legal technicality at the last possible moment in the hope that "oh, you want to challenge this in court? Too late, Brexit's done."

One Weird Trick to force a Brexit - Remainers hate it!

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Sanitary Naptime posted:

I was already aware but poor Pilch was very tired when we recorded and I didn’t want to do him a damage :v:

It’s going to be full shite, and some look at political satire (and why liberalism makes it shite) as an episode has been floating about in my head since I seen it was coming back.

It's also going to be targeted at American audiences apparently so probably no Corbs etc. It's a shame, id enjoy seeing something like the classic Daily Show over here that was actually good.

Debbie Does Dagon
Jul 8, 2005



We used to have The Mark Thomas Comedy Product, which is better than The Daily Show IMO

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
Jewish grandmother’ Islington councillor defends Jeremy Corbyn in TV clash

quote:

Jewish grandmother’ Islington councillor defends Jeremy Corbyn in TV clash
Cllr Sue Lukes, who represents Highbury East, took aim at former Labour MP over anti-semitism claims

27 September, 2019 — By Emily Finch in Brighton

THE political jousting was not just confined to within the walls of Brighton Centre where this year’s Labour Party conference was taking place.

One Islington councillor took aim at former Labour MP Ian Austin as he drew TV crews over to denounce Jeremy Corbyn in front of a portable neon sign which read: “Jeremy Corbyn: Unfit to lead the Labour Party, Unfit to lead the country.”

The former Labour MP for Dudley North resigned in February and now sits as an independent in parliament after accusing the Islington North MP of failing to tackle anti-semitism claims within the party.

Cllr Sue Lukes, who represents Highbury East, and is a self-confessed “Jewish grandmother who has no problem saying my opinions”, criticised Mr Austin in front of the cameras for his attempts to embarrass her local MP.

She was heard saying: “I am not having a decent man slandered like that, Jeremy Corbyn is not an anti-semite.

“I can tell you because I am a Jewish member of the party and I know Jeremy Corbyn is not an anti-semite and how dare you say that.”

It appears that Mr Austin was at conference – or the area surrounding it – to try to promote his new cross-party campaign “Mainstream” which aims to tackle “extremism” in politics.

After the confrontation, Cllr Lukes told the Tribune: “I was just angry. From a point of view of a councillor I see extremism all the time. I see a family of five in one-bedroom flats, I’ve got people unable to get their kids into mental health services and that’s extremism.

“It makes me really mad when people do a little sort of media circus about having a go at an essentially decent man who has made it his work to try to change everything for the better, and I told him what I thought.”


source: http://islingtontribune.com/article/jewish-grandmother-councillor-defends-corbyn-in-tv-clash

Maugrim
Feb 16, 2011

I eat your face

WhatEvil posted:

E: A "49er" was a nickname for somebody who arrived into Northern California to take advantage of the 1849 gold rush. This is also where the San Francisco 49ers take their name from.

I didn't know this! That line in "Clementine" makes a lot more sense now.

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

MIWK!


feedmegin posted:

It's also going to be targeted at American audiences apparently so probably no Corbs etc. It's a shame, id enjoy seeing something like the classic Daily Show over here that was actually good.

Putin in full bdsm gear makes me dread the Putin x Trump poo poo they’re going to pull.

Hee hee ho ho they’re gay together!!!

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Pochoclo posted:

Also what kind of poo poo rear end nonsensical concept is “anti-centrism”?

That’s like, everything else
Immature little children whose only goal in life is upsetting the sensible centrist - trolls out to poison the discourse.

Tenebrais posted:

What the hell is Corbynism doing next to Nationalism though
Voting for Brexit!

Guavanaut posted:

There is nothing so dumb, stupid and evil as a cubeless educator, except for their evil dumb stupid rear end students. Evil educators teach dumb students linear left-right One Day Politics. Both educator and stupid student must be eradicated. Tis Time to kill any educator who does not teach Radical Centrism above cubelessness. To save humanity from extinction, like prior civilizations perished, youth must redirect self teachers, or destroy them. Stupid Educators know of the Truth I speak and know that it will indict them as the most evil bastards on the Earth. Dumb rear end educators fear Nick Clegg and his Politics Cube Creation - and they run from any mention of Politics Cube Debate. Only a dumb student can be educated - as in brainwashed and indoctrinated. Politics Cube debate denial is educator evil. It is not immoral for students to kill all educators who ignore Centrism's Harmonic Politics Cube or suppress free speech rights to debate Politics Cube Creation Principle. Ignorance of Politics Cube is Greatest Evil.
You got pretty close to guessing the original name of the image: Centrist Cube.

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

Ms Fuchi posted:

We used to have The Mark Thomas Comedy Product, which is better than The Daily Show IMO

Mark Thomas is on twitter and is still a good lad:

https://twitter.com/markthomasinfo/status/1180034592075653120?s=20


Maugrim posted:

I didn't know this! That line in "Clementine" makes a lot more sense now.

Yeah me neither until I look at the Wiki article for "49"!

RabidWeasel
Aug 4, 2007

Cultures thrive on their myths and legends...and snuggles!

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Jewish grandmother’ Islington councillor defends Jeremy Corbyn in TV clash


source: http://islingtontribune.com/article/jewish-grandmother-councillor-defends-corbyn-in-tv-clash

:unsmith:

Lord Ludikrous
Jun 7, 2008

Enjoy your tea...

justcola posted:

From a few pages back, but if you were curious you could send a subject access request to the company and request all your data from them, especially regarding any e-mails or messages containing information about you - if you had an e-mail address there you could BCC yourself in as well, so if they say they had deleted all that stuff you can say the e-mail is still active therefore they're fibbing. If you suspect they are you can request a data audit from the ICO.

They have to do it by law (same with job interviews or anything really) so worth a punt - even a temporary worker has rights such as getting paid, holidays, no discrimination etc. I imagine you have enough on your plate at the minute, but there's a thing around not complaining and it effecting someone else in the future maybe. Always complain.

(sorry about your job)

Thanks, I might look into that.

Had some more time to think about it and I think I might have sussed what did me in. It’s really really stupid and petty, but apart from from someone else they really wanted suddenly becoming available it’s the only scenario that explains everything.

My former line manager is one of those very middle class and middle aged women, with a very haughty and judgemental air about her and married to a man two decades older than she is. An entire wall in her office was completely covered in printouts of those godawful inspirational quotes (compete with jpeg compression artefacts). Basically Maude Flanders, and I think I would have genuinely offended her if I had ever used the mildest of profanity.

So lunch had been ordered in as an external visitor was onsite and the conversation turned to TV shows - specifically The Bodyguard. From there she got onto her soapbox and made it known that she didn’t like the show because it had sex in it, and that she can’t stand any sex in any show regardless of how mild it is because it’s unnecessary and teaches “the children” bad morals. She hates the character of the Home Secretary in The Bodyguard not because she is a power hungry tyrant in the making eager to trample on everyone’s civil liberties, but because she sleeps with her bodyguard. I should point out for those who’ve not seen the show that the HS is very traumatised having just survived an attempt on her life and gives in during a moment of vulnerability with her bodyguard, who is having trouble at home. The scene is not explicit in the slightest.

It is apparently all down to “what we are teaching the children these days”. She also hates this “politically correct obsession of depicting equal numbers of women in high up positions compared to men when it’s not realistic.”

I think my first mistake was commenting that she’s probably not into Game of Thrones then. My second mistake was asking if it was ok if it was a key plot point, using The Terminator as an example. I was informed that it was not ok and that it shouldn’t be necessary to show anything related to it at all, because of what it teaches tHE ChILDreN. My last mistake was commenting how such things don’t really bother me and that often shows/films/games with this kind of content usually aren’t intended for children anyway, often ending up with an 18 certificate. The other folks in the room agreed, which probably didn’t help. Apparently though it doesn’t matter because ThE cHiLdReN can still watch these things.

This lunch took place right before the training session that I ended up getting sacked during. Frankly I can see her being the kind of person who doesn’t want someone like that working with us and the general manager going along with it because heck what else is he going to do? It also explains why I got such a poor and evasive explanation because it’s absurd and would be called out as such and fed back to the recruiter. It accounts for the comments I had apparently made along with her general demeanour toward me and why it came out of the blue.

Tl:Dr - Former manager is a massive pearl clutcher and I accidentally offended her delicate and outdated sensibilities with my modern ways.

Or alternatively a goon encounters a mumsnetter in the wild with predictable results. Should’ve asked her opinion on transgender people, bet that would’ve been a hoot.

Apologies for the wall of text.

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!
Honestly it sounds like you're well clear, she sounds like a goddamn nightmare to work with long term.

Like, if your concern watching The Bodyguard is that we're teaching The Children bad morals because they might learn to gently caress consensually...


I justcannot fathom how deeply you're missing the entire point of that show.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Are you going to feedback to the recruiter?

Or just break in and leave some really loving hardcore porn on her desk.

RabidWeasel
Aug 4, 2007

Cultures thrive on their myths and legends...and snuggles!
You do not want to be working with that person, she sounds insufferable

Lord Ludikrous
Jun 7, 2008

Enjoy your tea...

Yeah I think that I would have eventually grenaded my working relationship with her sooner or later and it’s probably best it happened now while I still have a very good chance of getting my old job back.

Steve2911 posted:

Are you going to feedback to the recruiter?

Not now, there’s no way I can articulate all that without coming across as a rambling lunatic. If the topic comes up with them in future I may mention that some old fashioned morals and sensibilities caused an issue but no more than that.

Robot Mil
Apr 13, 2011

Lord Ludikrous posted:


My former line manager is one of those very middle class and middle aged women, with a very haughty and judgemental air about her and married to a man two decades older than she is. An entire wall in her office was completely covered in printouts of those godawful inspirational quotes (compete with jpeg compression artefacts). Basically Maude Flanders, and I think I would have genuinely offended her if I had ever used the mildest of profanity.

So lunch had been ordered in as an external visitor was onsite and the conversation turned to TV shows - specifically The Bodyguard. From there she got onto her soapbox and made it known that she didn’t like the show because it had sex in it, and that she can’t stand any sex in any show regardless of how mild it is because it’s unnecessary and teaches “the children” bad morals. She hates the character of the Home Secretary in The Bodyguard not because she is a power hungry tyrant in the making eager to trample on everyone’s civil liberties, but because she sleeps with her bodyguard. I should point out for those who’ve not seen the show that the HS is very traumatised having just survived an attempt on her life and gives in during a moment of vulnerability with her bodyguard, who is having trouble at home. The scene is not explicit in the slightest.

It is apparently all down to “what we are teaching the children these days”. She also hates this “politically correct obsession of depicting equal numbers of women in high up positions compared to men when it’s not realistic.”



Jebus, I know not having a job sucks and all but can you imagine having to work with someone as insufferable as that for more than a week? I feel very lucky to have largely worked in public sector type jobs where having the darkest, blackest sense of humour is the primary coping mechanism. Also I have zero ability to manage my facial expressions and am 100% sure that I would also have been sacked for the look of utter disgust and bemusement I shot her way even if I managed to keep my mouth shut.

Good luck getting yer old job back for now!

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Lord Ludikrous posted:

Yeah I think that I would have eventually grenaded my working relationship with her sooner or later and it’s probably best it happened now while I still have a very good chance of getting my old job back.

Not now, there’s no way I can articulate all that without coming across as a rambling lunatic. If the topic comes up with them in future I may mention that some old fashioned morals and sensibilities caused an issue but no more than that.

Sounds like whoever they get in to follow you will have the same problem. I don't suppose you managed to get any info on the person who last had your job (or was it a new job)?

I worked somewhere once where one of the board directors had an extremely high turnover of incredibly good PAs who cost a fortune to recruit.
IIRC he went through 5 or 6 in two years before it started to dawn on HR that maybe, just maybe, the director needed to go to reeducation camp on how to manage/delegate etc.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Jewish grandmother’ Islington councillor defends Jeremy Corbyn in TV clash


source: http://islingtontribune.com/article/jewish-grandmother-councillor-defends-corbyn-in-tv-clash

[extremely ian austin voice] typical of a jew to try and manipulate politics to their advantage

seriously annoys me that he's adopted by Jewish parents and not raised Jewish in the slightest and tries to act like the Grand Arbiter of Judaism

the dude makes loving Hitler jokes

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

....okay the new title is....... interesting

Vitamin P
Nov 19, 2013

Truth is game rigging is more difficult than it looks pls stay ded

Gary Younge is legit one of the best assets the Guardian has and I don't know why they don't push him more. If you look back at his articles there's definitely stuff I disagree with but even then he makes his points so well compared to most of the op-ed slime. Honestly if you have a spare hour it's worth reading through his Guardian credits, he's that good mix of forward-thinking but not complacent or catastrophising but also grounded in what is actually provably happening right now. I've got his 2011 book in my read-this-soon pile and need to get on it.

It just baffles me that mediocrities like Kettle and Malik get more column inches than him the Guardian is so loving determined to be poo poo it's mindblowing.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Tesseraction posted:

....okay the new title is....... interesting

I'm not even sure what point it's trying to make

Lord Ludikrous
Jun 7, 2008

Enjoy your tea...

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Sounds like whoever they get in to follow you will have the same problem. I don't suppose you managed to get any info on the person who last had your job (or was it a new job)?

I replaced a much older woman who had been there for nearly three decades who left something like six months prior. I was the first new hire in over nine years and the youngest by far (I’m 32 and the next youngest person was over 40). Incidentally the recruitment process was going to take far longer than it did; I got shortlisted the start of July, first interview was mid July, and the second interview was mid August, and a final decision made late August. Originally the second interview was supposed to take place mid to late September, but the recruiter advised them that good people don’t wait around and would get snapped up by other companies if they take too long.

Just goes to show the sheer amount of time and effort thrown away in less than three days. I was in the words of the company and the recruiter by far and away the best candidate, which shows the difficulty they’re going to have.

Robot Mil posted:

Jebus,Also I have zero ability to manage my facial expressions and am 100% sure that I would also have been sacked for the look of utter disgust and bemusement I shot her way even if I managed to keep my mouth shut.

At work I have an excellent poker face and dialogue filter, but not good enough it seems. The other staff don’t share her sense of morality judging by the shows they watch, but they’ve probably learned when to keep quiet over the years. If I’d known this was going to happen I could’ve gone in singing The Red Flag.

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea

Rarity posted:

I'm not even sure what point it's trying to make

I'm guessing someone saw a headline that read, "Johnson forced to extend" and hated everything about it

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Rarity posted:

I'm not even sure what point it's trying to make

Trust me when I say you're much better off if you see the words (everything about it) and don't have a particular post instantly produced by your terminally internet-poisoned brain.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

I'm just happy to have cost a neo-Nazi $10 tbh

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Lord Ludikrous posted:

I replaced a much older woman who had been there for nearly three decades who left something like six months prior. I was the first new hire in over nine years and the youngest by far (I’m 32 and the next youngest person was over 40). Incidentally the recruitment process was going to take far longer than it did; I got shortlisted the start of July, first interview was mid July, and the second interview was mid August, and a final decision made late August. Originally the second interview was supposed to take place mid to late September, but the recruiter advised them that good people don’t wait around and would get snapped up by other companies if they take too long.

Just goes to show the sheer amount of time and effort thrown away in less than three days. I was in the words of the company and the recruiter by far and away the best candidate, which shows the difficulty they’re going to have.


At work I have an excellent poker face and dialogue filter, but not good enough it seems. The other staff don’t share her sense of morality judging by the shows they watch, but they’ve probably learned when to keep quiet over the years. If I’d known this was going to happen I could’ve gone in singing The Red Flag.

Why on earth would a recruitment process take that long? I can't conceive of why it should be PLANNED that way! (I guess for CEOs of big multinationals yes it might, but not for regular jobs). Most odd. I think you've had a lucky escape.

Our CEO caught me whistling the Red Flag in the lift lobby once - he grinned. And, most surprisingly, he backed me up when as building H&S rep - our offices were on the 11th-15th floors of a tower block - I was doing 'guided tours' of the fire escape route which was NOT obvious as it involved going through another floor lower down the building and then over the roof of an adjoining building, and some of the senior managers thought they were too important to go. He overhead them muttering about being too busy and demanded they get their coats and follow.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
lmao

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Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.

Sanitary Naptime posted:

Putin in full bdsm gear makes me dread the Putin x Trump poo poo they’re going to pull.

Hee hee ho ho they’re gay together!!!

IIRC Reel Politik did a short episode on some :airquote: comedy :airquote: show that, where the premise was a badly CGI Putin interviewed people and made jokes about how he's a repressed gay, or something.


It was so dire they pulled the plug after barely 2 episodes.

In regards to the failings of current tv satire, Chris Morris has a pretty good take from this recent interview:
https://twitter.com/Channel4News/status/1179419540939268097

Pesky Splinter fucked around with this message at 00:11 on Oct 5, 2019

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