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Fantasy football but politics. I've got Chuka in swapsies, do you have Hancock or Gapes? e: sheesh. 53 days from today is November 27th, 1 month away from the Christmas dead zone.
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justcola posted:Fantasy football but politics. I've got Chuka in swapsies, do you have Hancock or Gapes? panini stickers but politics. I've got a shiny gove
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Oct 5, 2019 19:12
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If you tilt my shiny Liz Truss, a block of cheese appears.
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Oct 5, 2019 19:14
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A Buttery Pastry posted:If you want economic stimulus from drugs, you need your country to be part of the value chain, not just a consumer of the product. Britain needs to make its own cocaine. I'll put my faith in Corbyn's national drug company. Meth is a lot easier (see North Korea, West Virginia).
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Junior G-man posted:If you tilt my shiny Liz Truss, a block of cheese appears. If you head to the pork market you can get top dollar for those.
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Guavanaut posted:Wrong climate for coca (for now), but if we manage a price competitive total synthesis (ridiculously complicated) or biohack some yeast or algae it could work. Guavanaut posted:I'll put my faith in Corbyn's national drug company.
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Oct 5, 2019 19:29
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Man, remember those pre-referendum days when Cameron was Prime Minister and Jeremy Corbyn was a bizarre mistake and Johnson and Rees-Mogg were jokers appearing on HIGNFY and we were obviously going to stay in the EU forever? It's reaĺly weird how things have shifted since then when you consider it.
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Oct 5, 2019 19:31
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Guavanaut posted:Where is Jess Phillips? 
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Pistol_Pete posted:Man, remember those pre-referendum days when Cameron was Prime Minister and Jeremy Corbyn was a bizarre mistake and Johnson and Rees-Mogg were jokers appearing on HIGNFY and we were obviously going to stay in the EU forever? To be fair expecting people to recall 86 years ago is a bit of an ask.
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Oct 5, 2019 19:38
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Someone do the John galt monologue quote thing but with jess phillips
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Pistol_Pete posted:Man, remember those pre-referendum days when Cameron was Prime Minister and Jeremy Corbyn was a bizarre mistake and Johnson and Rees-Mogg were jokers appearing on HIGNFY and we were obviously going to stay in the EU forever? remember how boris johnson was mayor of london during the 2011 riots and it didnt completely tank his political career lol
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A Buttery Pastry posted:That's precisely what I was thinking.
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Guavanaut posted:Big John would just get a deal with the Marxist-syndicalist Cocaleros in Bolivia to get the feedstock, total synth problem solved. Wait, Big John wants to 'solve' the synth 'problem'? I don't want him pissing our tax dollars away on blade runners! Coohoolin posted:Someone do the John galt monologue quote thing but with jess phillips "For twelve years, you have known well: Who is Jess Phillips? Because I have never shut up about Jess Phillips. I am the woman who loves herself. I am the woman who does sacrifice her values. I am the woman who has deprived you of Corbyn and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are Brexiting—you who dread knowledge—I am the woman who will now tell you."
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bump_fn posted:remember how boris johnson was mayor of london during the 2011 riots and it didnt completely tank his political career lol Boris is going to be in the Lords eventually.
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Coohoolin posted:Someone do the John galt monologue quote thing but with jess phillips EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM MYSELF INTO MY SEAT. IT'S THE SPEAKER'S CHAIR, AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE THE MAIN CHARACTER, HER MACEJESTY THE QUEEN. I CALL ON EVERY MEMBER AND I CALL ON EVERY MEMBER HARD. MAKING WORKING-CLASS BOOING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME TORY BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP MY BIRMINGHAM ACCENT. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE MIDLANDS' MOST DEPRIVED STREETS. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUT LOUD TO PEOPLE IN MY PARTY AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN A SENSIBLE MODERATE CENTRE-LEFT PARTY CAN STILL BE SOCIALISTS AND JERKS. I'VE LEARNED ALL THE PARLIAMENTARY PROCEDURES AND I'VE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY HOUSE OF COMMONS MORE CIVIL BY SHOUTING AT EM ALL. 10 HOURS INCLUDING DIVISION EVERY Day
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Bobstar posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM MYSELF INTO MY SEAT. IT'S THE SPEAKER'S CHAIR, AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE THE MAIN CHARACTER, HER MACEJESTY THE QUEEN. I CALL ON EVERY MEMBER AND I CALL ON EVERY MEMBER HARD. MAKING WORKING-CLASS BOOING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME TORY BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP MY BIRMINGHAM ACCENT. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE MIDLANDS' MOST DEPRIVED STREETS. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUT LOUD TO PEOPLE IN MY PARTY AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN A SENSIBLE MODERATE CENTRE-LEFT PARTY CAN STILL BE SOCIALISTS AND JERKS. I'VE LEARNED ALL THE PARLIAMENTARY PROCEDURES AND I'VE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY HOUSE OF COMMONS MORE CIVIL BY SHOUTING AT EM ALL. 10 HOURS INCLUDING DIVISION EVERY Day 
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Lol, "I don't mind the smell" is probably the best slogan for the LibDems
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Guavanaut posted:Big John would just get a deal with the Marxist-syndicalist Cocaleros in Bolivia to get the feedstock, total synth problem solved.
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:I have no what inspired that meme but I have come to love it and posters in this thread do wonders with it what the gently caress it’s a graey allen classic learn your history
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Guavanaut posted:Where is Jess Phillips? Maybe trying to capture a fart in a bag, since Ben Goldacre asked for it this morning? e: Seriously, wtf https://twitter.com/bengoldacre/status/1180376792164634624?s=20
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So on the list of people screwed over by the Tories, you can add diary printers. I went in to a stationary shop today and they had to have a sign up explaining that a lot of the diaries had been printed before the Government decided to move the may public holiday back by four days (to be on VE day).
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Oct 5, 2019 20:28
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sebzilla posted:Lib Dems are standing down in Beaconsfield to allow Dominic Grieve a clearer run at it. https://twitter.com/bumpfn/status/1155450237542121474
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sebzilla posted:Lib Dems are standing down in Beaconsfield to allow Dominic Grieve a clearer run at it.
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Gorn Myson posted:So this is my area and the Tories could run the corpse of Jimmy Saville here and it would still get over 50%. This place is too affluent, suburban and boring to produce any other result. Fun when Grieve loses anyway then https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/1180572947364417536?s=19 #libdemfightback
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Who are these people wanting Jess Phillips to happen Jess Phillips will never happen
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Rigged Death Trap posted:Who are these people wanting Jess Phillips to happen liberals who haven’t admitted to themselves that they’re liberals
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Rigged Death Trap posted:Who are these people wanting Jess Phillips to happen Jess Phillips
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sebzilla posted:Fun when Grieve loses anyway then
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Rumda posted:Jess Phillips I, me, Jess, me, Phillips, me, I, me.
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This silent "who died?" get Britain talking bullshit that's a bunch of product placement disguised as a mental health appeal is creepy as poo poo
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Pablo Bluth posted:So on the list of people screwed over by the Tories, you can add diary printers. I went in to a stationary shop today and they had to have a sign up explaining that a lot of the diaries had been printed before the Government decided to move the may public holiday back by four days (to be on VE day).
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justcola posted:do you have Hancock or Gapes? I used to but the doctor sorted both out for me. Bobby Deluxe posted:New speaker Order bab.
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Mr Phillby posted:If the right wing of this country actually gave a poo poo about Traditional British culture they would be all over this bullshit. Being racist and exploiting workers is very traditional
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS ME ON DAILY POLITICS AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ME, JESS PHILLIPS. I DO EVERY TAKE AND I DO EVERY TAKE HOT. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN JEREMY CORBYN OR EVEN WHEN I TELL PEOPLE TO gently caress OFF DIANE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST WORKING CLASS UPBRINGING. I CAN. I SAY T' AND I SAY T' OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN THE MEDIA AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE HOW INSPIRATIONAL AND BOLD I AM. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LABOUR POSITIONS AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY TWITTER FEED LESS LONELY BY CONTRADICTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING LBC EVERY MORNIng
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If Jess Phillips were speaker, we'd get nothing but a verbal autobiography for the entire sitting of parliament.
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Are we going with Fess Jillips or the usual JessFlips?
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This seems... bad https://twitter.com/ice_bud/status/1180575133553119233
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