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EdwardSwifferhands
Apr 27, 2008

I will probably lick whatever you put in front of me.
Almost every fruit and vegetable can be grilled which is the best way to go IMHO. People don't tend to think about grilling things like greens, asparagus, peaches, pineapples and so on. My favorite grilled vegetable is baby bok choy.

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Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Grilled and raw. Stuff like bell peppers if you can't cook it really well then I'd just as soon have it raw. Rip it apart with your hands like a barbarian and dunk it in hummus or yogurt or hot sauce or all three and then enjoy that crunch.

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe
I haven't thought about grilling, which is a reasonable suggestion and I'll try it once I have the time to buy a grill pan or something. I'd really like to buy one of those small countertop grills, but like I said, relative lack of countertop space :(

ulex minor
Apr 30, 2018

Overwatch Porn posted:

i'm a woman and unrealistic porn depictions of women (drawn, specifically) don't bother me whatsoever. it's drawn porn, who cares. kanine's original point that people who believe drawn stuff reflects reality is super valid and i agree with it, but the fact that drawn smut is unrealistic is kind of completely the point.

okay, cool, i'm just saying you seemed confused why someone else would care about it and having to deal with idiot people who think porn is real life is a fine reason to be annoyed about it, so i don't even think we're disagreeing

edit: also you responded to kanine's original post with a weird 'oh so you're complaining that drawn porn is unrealistic?' post especially since they specifically said " i get that porn is purposefully not realistic " so idek why you went off on it that way

ulex minor has a new favorite as of 11:17 on Sep 30, 2019

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

MisterBibs posted:

I haven't thought about grilling, which is a reasonable suggestion and I'll try it once I have the time to buy a grill pan or something. I'd really like to buy one of those small countertop grills, but like I said, relative lack of countertop space :(

I bought one of those Cuisinart grills with the removable/interchangeable plates about six months ago and it is probably the cooking appliance that gets the most use in our kitchen this side of the coffeemaker or the oven.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
Companies that release ads like the Dominos Delivery Insurance commercials. First of all, no store manager is EVER going to deliver anything. And they certainly aren't going to say a complaint hurts their pride. You're loving dominos, you have no pride. And the commercial is just weird. Who opens the pizza box at the door when they deliver it? Have you ever tried to close one of those things again? Nobody does that.

also stop sending me ads about your $5.99 menu. That's no special deal, it's just the price, it has been the price for like 5 years, it's not a sale, stop acting like it's a sale.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

yeah I eat rear end posted:

Companies that release ads like the Dominos Delivery Insurance commercials. First of all, no store manager is EVER going to deliver anything. And they certainly aren't going to say a complaint hurts their pride. You're loving dominos, you have no pride. And the commercial is just weird. Who opens the pizza box at the door when they deliver it? Have you ever tried to close one of those things again? Nobody does that.

I am 99% certain you've already bitched about this and at even greater length.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Pastry of the Year posted:

I am 99% certain you've already bitched about this and at even greater length.

You're probably right. I'm trying to scale back on my drunk posting so I went easy on it this time.

really hate that commercial

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


yeah I eat rear end posted:

Who opens the pizza box at the door when they deliver it? Have you ever tried to close one of those things again?
I close pizza boxes all the time. What do pizza boxes look like where you live? :confused:

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

Tiggum posted:

I close pizza boxes all the time. What do pizza boxes look like where you live? :confused:

you know what he means you loving pedant

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Edgar Allen Ho posted:

you know what he means you loving pedant

No, I really don't. You just close the lid? I have no idea why that would be a problem.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

I work at a pizza restaurant and deliver and I'm not even sure what he means. I sometimes check the pizzas to make sure they're the right one, and I can close it pretty quick.

I guess it might be harder without something to set it on, but I dunno.

Dominos pizza boxes are a bit poo poo, so those I understand. We just have the blank kind.

EdwardSwifferhands
Apr 27, 2008

I will probably lick whatever you put in front of me.
I don't get pizza delivered often but when they deliver it I check that it's the right pizza and then close the box. It's pretty easy, a child could do it.

Kanine
Aug 5, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
"Oh, you don't think capitalism is good?? Oh then perhaps please explain to me why you own things hmmmmmm??? Checkmate!"

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.
Domino's specifically has boxes that sort of unfold a little when you open them and are genuinely annoying to close up again. Most pizza boxes are fine.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

yeah I eat rear end posted:

You're loving dominos, you have no pride.

For a while I was acquainted with someone who took a lot of pride in being in his 40's and delivering pizza for Papa John's. He was somehow convinced that he was indispensable, and would never need government assistance for anything.

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

Kanine posted:

"Oh, you don't think capitalism is good?? Oh then perhaps please explain to me why you own things hmmmmmm??? Checkmate!"

I managed to work someone into arguing pro-slavery in order to continue defending capitalism. Not a shred of self awareness to be found.

Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015


Kanine posted:

"Oh, you don't think capitalism is good?? Oh then perhaps please explain to me why you own things hmmmmmm??? Checkmate!"

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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Tiggum posted:

No, I really don't. You just close the lid? I have no idea why that would be a problem.

as the others have said, particularly with dominos it's sometimes like a puzzle to get it to close back up again. There's the side flaps, the front flaps and they all have to be correct to fully close, otherwise you get gaps if you try to force it. Some places it is no problem, some places like dominos it is hard. Their former commercial before this delivery insurance one they loved to show was a competition for how many boxes an employee could assemble. If it wasn't a pain in the rear end, speedrunning it wouldn't be impressive enough to warrant a commercial highlighting it (in their minds, anyway).

Kanine
Aug 5, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
i don't dislike electroswing, but i hate that i cant hear it now without cringing because every time ive heard it used, it was really cringey

Kanine
Aug 5, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
i hate always feeling like i can't take my time eating cereal because it's going to get soggy so fast

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe
As someone with a slightly faster gait than most people, my peeve is people who walk slowly. Like, nine times out of ten I know it's because I walk faster than most and I understand it, but that one time I'm just like "Okay, could you... gah can you please just... okay fine I'll walk on the side of this path so I can get around you".

Chemtrailologist
Jul 8, 2007
When someone calls you for a reason but they let their young child talk first.

Inspector 34
Mar 9, 2009

DOES NOT RESPECT THE RUN

BUT THEY WILL

MisterBibs posted:

As someone with a slightly faster gait than most people, my peeve is people who walk slowly. Like, nine times out of ten I know it's because I walk faster than most and I understand it, but that one time I'm just like "Okay, could you... gah can you please just... okay fine I'll walk on the side of this path so I can get around you".

:same:

It loving sucks to not be able to walk at your natural, comfortable pace.

Kanine
Aug 5, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
i cant loving play any games online anymore without literal loving nazis showing up

loving christ i decided to play destiny 2 since it launched free on steam, and i saw one person with "1488" in their name, and then another person with "fuhrer" in their name. like every other loving time i play a popular game online now i see this poo poo

Midig
Apr 6, 2016

Ego-bot posted:

When someone calls you for a reason but they let their young child talk first.

When parents let their little child pay for items. Your kid is not fast enough and you should be using a card in CURRENT YEAR anyhow.

EDIT:

Also, another internet pet peeve, again I find it annoying to seek help on the internet or to start discussions pretty much anywhere besides SA, because of people using one word answers or just answers stating their opinion with 0 loving elaboration or actual useful info so I can apply it to my life. For example who would win with Batman vs. Superman? Should you train cardio or strength?

Enter long text of detailed descriptions or relevant info*

Infuriatingcommenter86: Batman.

How loving informative! Thanks for all the insight you provided with your comment.

Midig has a new favorite as of 02:39 on Oct 4, 2019

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

Midig posted:

When parents let their little child pay for items. Your kid is not fast enough and you should be using a card in CURRENT YEAR anyhow.

EDIT:

Also, another internet pet peeve, again I find it annoying to seek help on the internet or to start discussions pretty much anywhere besides SA, because of people using one word answers or just answers stating their opinion with 0 loving elaboration or actual useful info so I can apply it to my life. For example who would win with Batman vs. Superman? Should you train cardio or strength?

Enter long text of detailed descriptions or relevant info*

Infuriatingcommenter86: Batman.

How loving informative! Thanks for all the insight you provided with your comment.

both, superman, hth friendo

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Midig posted:

When parents let their little child pay for items. Your kid is not fast enough and you should be using a card in CURRENT YEAR anyhow.

I was at Aldi yesterday, holding 3 items behind some lady who had a massive cart. She had two children with her, one was walking and the other was in the cart. After what seemed like 20 minutes for her cart to get scanned, she proceed to reorganize her entire cart, and switch the child from the old cart to the new cart, including scolding the walking child, before she even bothered to pay for her purchases.

Seriously lady, Aldi has extra carts, just pay for your poo poo before you shuffle your cart around.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
This shouldn't need to be a peeve in 2k19, but here we are: straight dudes that think being a gay dude means you automatically are into them and want to suck their dick asap.

weirdly, these dudes also think that all women are into them and automatically want to suck their dick, when usually no women want to suck their dick either.

wonder what is happening to them. (i don't wonder)

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.
if you've got your entire loving cart full of poo poo DON'T USE THE loving SELF-CHECK it's not meant for that, there isn't room for that, and i just want to buy a loving quart of milk but now i'm stuck behind your entire family's shopping for the next month this person has tWO FULL CARTS i hope they trip and fall in the parking lot and feel foolish in front of everyone

Kanine
Aug 5, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
i woke up this morning after having a nosebleed while i was asleep and my mustache basically turned into a huge scab :psyduck:

Riatsala
Nov 20, 2013

All Princesses are Tyrants

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

This shouldn't need to be a peeve in 2k19, but here we are: straight dudes that think being a gay dude means you automatically are into them and want to suck their dick asap.

weirdly, these dudes also think that all women are into them and automatically want to suck their dick, when usually no women want to suck their dick either.

wonder what is happening to them. (i don't wonder)

100%

I wait a long time to tell my straight friends I'm bi for this exact reason. Some of them get really weird about it.

I do find it endearing when they sheepishly ask if they're attractive.

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.
We got a new dog recently, and I cannot figure out why she won't pee outside, but is totally cool with coming inside and pissing on the rug.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
Speaking of dogs: when you are walking someone's dog for them and they only provide you with those micrometer thick grocery bags to pick up the poop. I hate feeling how hot the poop is and knowing if I apply just a little too much pressure with my fingers they are going to burst through right into the poop. Probably 2/3 of the time I end up dry-heaving if I don't do it fast enough and the smell hits me. Do dog owners really not mind this? If I had a dog I'd want some medical-grade puncture proof bags where you can't feel any aspect of what you're doing.

Dip Viscous
Sep 17, 2019

Leavemywife posted:

We got a new dog recently, and I cannot figure out why she won't pee outside, but is totally cool with coming inside and pissing on the rug.

What happens if you put the rug outside?

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

Lotion Tester posted:

What happens if you put the rug outside?

I...I have no idea. I think I'll try it.

Though, this time, she peed right on the carpet, no rug shenanigans.

Mouse Dresser
Sep 4, 2002

This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

Leavemywife posted:

I...I have no idea. I think I'll try it.

Though, this time, she peed right on the carpet, no rug shenanigans.

Sounds like it’s territory marking. My dog did that when we first got him. I used Nature’s Miracle “No More Marking” spray on his frequent areas (it also has de-scenting enzymes to help get rid of the piss smell). I also calmly walked with him and rewarded him with treats when he peed outside. Took about a week before he regularly peed outside.

Every so often there’s still an accident, but we keep a puppy pad on the kitchen floor and he will go on that. If you haven’t tried the pads on a preferred area (like a tile floor that’s easier to clean unlike carpet), that can help.

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.
Somehow, I had no idea that females marked territory, but it makes sense. I think I've only ever heard that in context of males.

But, I'll give it a shot. It can't hurt. And I always forget to bring treats outside with me, so maybe I'll find a place to stash them out there.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

InediblePenguin posted:

if you've got your entire loving cart full of poo poo DON'T USE THE loving SELF-CHECK it's not meant for that, there isn't room for that, and i just want to buy a loving quart of milk but now i'm stuck behind your entire family's shopping for the next month this person has tWO FULL CARTS i hope they trip and fall in the parking lot and feel foolish in front of everyone

Ugh, bet they were really, really slow too. I've never seen someone doing this in a swift and organised manner.

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InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.

Elissimpark posted:

Ugh, bet they were really, really slow too. I've never seen someone doing this in a swift and organised manner.

Yeah, there's no belt or any space to lay your things out but these people with their full cart have a very specific idea of which of their shopping items belonging in a bag with which other of their items so every time they're going to scan anything they have to decide what the next item in this bag is and then dig through the card until they find that item and then scanned that item and then decide what's the next item that belongs in this bag and then find that and repeat for an entire cards worth of poo poo and it's not appropriate to the shove them out of the way push all their poo poo to the floor and use the thing for 30 seconds

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