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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule




EDIT: Yes I know the obvious.

Humphreys has a new favorite as of 12:45 on Sep 17, 2019

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Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

by sebmojo

Humphreys posted:



EDIT: Yes I know the obvious.

I wish I'd saved it, but he posted a screenshot on his story of some dude genuinely thinking this was a real product. It was magnificent!

Beartaco has a new favorite as of 00:01 on Sep 18, 2019

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Look what I found on AliExpress!


10Pcs Creative Transformation Number Robot Assembling Educational Blocks Action Figure Number Robot Deformation Robot Toy

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Humphreys posted:



EDIT: Yes I know the obvious.
Pee is stored in the womb?

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://twitter.com/Bootleg_Stuff/status/1175460693027491840


LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Tag yourself: Crack Kick

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
SHOUDERRRRR THROWING

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



Screaming Idiot posted:

SHOUDERRRRR THROWING

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zMFgb1AUi48&t=51s

Raised By Birds
May 5, 2013

LifeSunDeath posted:

Tag yourself: Crack Kick

Pressing the B button with incressantness.

Booourns
Jan 20, 2004
Please send a report when you see me complain about other posters and threads outside of QCS

~thanks!

You must defeat Dragon Fisticuff to stand a chance

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

LifeSunDeath posted:

Tag yourself: Crack Kick

Killing Stunt Manipulation

mmj
Dec 22, 2006

I've always been a bit confrontational
Chun Li looks so bored with the whole thing. It looks like she's making a grocery list in her head while she's fighting

Groke
Jul 27, 2007
New Adventures In Mom Strength

Knormal posted:

Pee is stored in the womb?

Um, yes? After a certain stage in fetal development, the fetus swallows fluid and urinates back out into same fluid. So it's all pisswater anyway.

(Back when people were even stupider, they used to think that amniotic fluid was all fetus piss; obviously this cannot be the case since there's fluid long before the fetus has grown kidneys.)

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



It's time to start dressing Spoopy!








LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



I love unlicensed Halloween poo poo

Huzzah!
Sep 15, 2007

Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.
https://twitter.com/bestofnextdoor/status/1177015010591043584

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



The Codeyscacks instagram is incredible

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Who wants some bootleg Wario fireworks?

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

EorayMel posted:

Who wants some bootleg Wario fireworks?



His mustache got blown off by fireworks...so you know this poo poo is good.

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



EorayMel posted:

Who wants some bootleg Wario fireworks?



Dear God, this is beautiful.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Unperson_47 posted:

Dear God, this is beautiful.

Donkey Kong and Wario have combined to form... Warnkeyong.

All praise Warnkeyong

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Wanky Kong

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

LadyPictureShow posted:

I love unlicensed Halloween poo poo



:same:


Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
We all slowly rise to the surface down here.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
"That"

logical fallacy
Mar 16, 2001

Dynamic Symmetry

Just perfect

I want this to be a movie even knowing full well how awful it would be.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
Nah, gotta make it a trilogy.

"This"

"That"

And finally, "The Other"

logical fallacy
Mar 16, 2001

Dynamic Symmetry
Written by Dan Koonts

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Rhyno posted:

We all slowly rise to the surface down here.

Many of us are buoyant downstairs

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Everyone ascends underneath

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

logical fallacy posted:

Written by Dan Koonts

Garth Marenghi or get the gently caress out.

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





More like Garden Merengue.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Rigged Death Trap posted:

Everyone ascends underneath

Multitudes waft subjacently.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Screaming Idiot posted:

Nah, gotta make it a trilogy.

"This"

"That"

And finally, "The Other"

I already have the cast in mind:

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Screaming Idiot posted:

And finally, "The Other"

At last, a film which scares everyone.

Blaze Dragon
Aug 28, 2013
LOWTAX'S SPINE FUND

Shadnic is my favourite character.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Some costumes for sale at a local shop:


Hey, Bert! Please put me out of my misery!


C is for what the crap?



Should we be proud of this?


"Fur" trim


Bullseye!


Treasure Huntress And The Shrine Of O'Siruss



Sling me another one!



They both look so thrilled


Monkey, Sword, and Sandals not provided


Wheels up in 10!


It doesn't seem to have transitioned to the picture very well, but in person, this poor kid has a mile long neck


Guess I'll Die Meme + Guardians Of The Galaxy = Guess I'll Drax


No kid ever looks happy in any picture for a Sonic costume


You ever drink Bailey's from a shoe?

Blaze Dragon
Aug 28, 2013
LOWTAX'S SPINE FUND

Please do not open packages.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Kheldarn posted:


Bullseye!

Seems like it might hurt if people start throwing darts at you

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Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Kheldarn posted:


Sling me another one!
First of all, really?

Second of all, and perhaps even more offensive, $65!?

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