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Preston Waters
May 21, 2010

by VideoGames
If you nitpick any Star Wars film you're going to be able to bitch about literally everything.

I've pointed out repeatedly in this very thread that you could do it to the OT films big time but nobody will because they came first and thus are in some kind of protected echelon or some crap.

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CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Preston Waters posted:

If you nitpick any Star Wars film you're going to be able to bitch about literally everything.

I've pointed out repeatedly in this very thread that you could do it to the OT films big time but nobody will because they came first and thus are in some kind of protected echelon or some crap.

it's because they're good movies

Preston Waters
May 21, 2010

by VideoGames

CharlestonJew posted:

it's because they're good movies

So was TLJ. it's just newer and for some reason everyone thinks they could make a better film (no you couldn't).

MrFlibble
Nov 28, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Fallen Rib

Preston Waters posted:

So was TLJ. it's just newer and for some reason everyone thinks they could make a better film (no you couldn't).

I couldn't make a better film than TLJ, but that doesn't make it a good film.

SuperMechagodzilla
Jun 9, 2007

NEWT REBORN

Preston Waters posted:

If you nitpick any Star Wars film you're going to be able to bitch about literally everything.

I've pointed out repeatedly in this very thread that you could do it to the OT films big time but nobody will because they came first and thus are in some kind of protected echelon or some crap.

Summarize your bigtime OT nitpicks for us lol

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

Preston Waters posted:

So was TLJ. it's just newer and for some reason everyone thinks they could make a better film (no you couldn't).

no

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'
is there some way we can swap jivjov for preston waters?

SolarFire2
Oct 16, 2001

"You're awefully cute, but unfortunately for you, you're made of meat." - Meat And Sarcasm Guy!

SuperMechagodzilla posted:

The idea of smashing into the enemy aircraft carrier at faster-than-light speed is immediately countered by the reality that there is no incredibly huge explosion. What actually happens is that chunks of each ship touched by The Radish are ‘pulled into hyperspace’ and, effectively, deleted.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2hM1tyEL0U&t=99s

Pictured: Huge Explosion.

Preston Waters
May 21, 2010

by VideoGames

Milkfred E. Moore posted:

is there some way we can swap jivjov for preston waters?

I don't even know who that is.

I don't think I care to know either :shrug:

No Mods No Masters
Oct 3, 2004

Jivjov’s final star war post will probably be more entertaining than the movie it will be about

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

goddamn the shot of leia and poe looking bored with the two guys talking to each other and ignoring the big flash of light

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Milkfred E. Moore posted:

goddamn the shot of leia and poe looking bored with the two guys talking to each other and ignoring the big flash of light

That's what happens when you motivate actors with storyboards and a spit-flecked FOOOSH sound.

punishedkissinger
Sep 20, 2017

Idk, I think that the hyperspace divine wind sequence was one of the few strong moments from TLJ and I think it's pointless to analyze it through the lense of extensive canon.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

It had a strong effect on the audience when I saw it opening weekend which seems like enough to justify it.

Boxman
Sep 27, 2004

Big fan of :frog:


There's a strong argument for handwaving the in-universe logistics of it because it's a beautiful shot, pretty powerful in the moment, and at least makes some sort of sense at first blush; I think it's more important that it gel thematically with the rest of the movie. That scene is pretty close to the bit where Rose stops Finn from making the same play. I haven't really heard a way to make the two work together other than "different people in the Resistance have different opinions of how the war should be fought," which is unsatisfying for good vs. evil space opera.

punishedkissinger
Sep 20, 2017

Boxman posted:

There's a strong argument for handwaving the in-universe logistics of it because it's a beautiful shot, pretty powerful in the moment, and at least makes some sort of sense at first blush; I think it's more important that it gel thematically with the rest of the movie. That scene is pretty close to the bit where Rose stops Finn from making the same play. I haven't really heard a way to make the two work together other than "different people in the Resistance have different opinions of how the war should be fought," which is unsatisfying for good vs. evil space opera.

To be fair, that seems to be a central theme of the movie. For me it was a pretty muddled theme. I'm still unsure of what I was supposed to take away from it to be honest.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Star Wars is def a space opera but a strong and stark good v evil dichotomy has not really been present in all the movies.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

euphronius posted:

Star Wars is def a space opera but a strong and stark good v evil dichotomy has not really been present in all the movies.

the bad guys all dress like nazis, blow up planets, and are led by a cackling old man who shoots lightning at people

SuperMechagodzilla
Jun 9, 2007

NEWT REBORN

If the ship were simply smashing into the other ship at lightspeed, everyone should be extremely dead. There's absolutely no way Rey, Rose and FN could survive it. Leia and Poe would probably be dead too. The explosion in the film is, instead, relatively miniscule. Why?

The reason is, first of all, that Holdo's impact isn't the precise cause of the explosion. That's to say the firey orange explosion you're talking about is not purely the release of kinetic energy. It occurs long after the impact, probably from a damaged fuel tank or something (doesn't really matter).

Point is that Holdo doesn't just smack into the ship and explode. Because she's simultaneously "entering hyperspace", she travels through the ship - producing those blue-white streaks. This causes an impressive flash of light, but also significantly reduces the force of the impact. You can also see the individual ships exploding in sequence, which means that the hyperspace debris that shotguns out is traveling way slower than the speed of light.

Short version: the phrase "hyperspace kamikaze" sounds neat, but the conceit of the made-up hyperspace physics is actually used to explain why the attack is less impressive than it would be in reality.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

Boxman posted:

There's a strong argument for handwaving the in-universe logistics of it because it's a beautiful shot, pretty powerful in the moment, and at least makes some sort of sense at first blush; I think it's more important that it gel thematically with the rest of the movie. That scene is pretty close to the bit where Rose stops Finn from making the same play. I haven't really heard a way to make the two work together other than "different people in the Resistance have different opinions of how the war should be fought," which is unsatisfying for good vs. evil space opera.

It's impressively muddled because there's four, like, big sacrifice for a victory scenes in the movie. Rose's sister gets herself killed ensuring the bombing mission works, it doesn't really accomplish much but does buy some time. Holdo's hyperspace attack, which also ends up not really accomplishing much but again buys some time. Finn's attempted ramming of the death star laser, which Rose stops because the lesson learned was that they should focus on taking care of each other instead of destroying everyone they hate for a "big win." Makes sense, fits Rose's character because of what happened with her sister, cool.

But then right after Luke sacrifices himself to buy them some time while Rey helps everyone escape. Going by the way the movie ends that causes The Legend of Luke Skywalker to spread across the galaxy and also inspire the Resistance to become the Rebellion.

So the movie decrees that Luke's big sacrifice moment "counts" more because he's already a popular Star Wars character both in and out of the setting, which flies in the face of everything else the movie was getting at. Like they couldn't even do the most milqutoast Hollywood blockbuster "huh both ideologies combined lets them succeed" and leave it at that.

What they were maybe getting at was that that was Luke's actual lesson to Rey, he's just a projection, his confronting the first order directly is bullshit and pointless. Rey could have attempted to help fight too but instead did the right thing and lifted some rocks so they could continue running away.


Either way I don't mind much since that scene was rad for the moment where Ren realizes what's happening and Luke in general in it.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:
Also everything with Yoda and the ancients texts was bizarre.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Yoga is saying basically “Let go of the past”

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
It's like Yoda says "let go of the past", but Rey still has the Jedi texts? Did Yoda know that and he was just loving with Luke? Kylo Ren also says to let go of the past, but he's the bad guy? Do we agree with him too? It's just all so confusing

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
Remember the awesome power of the miniature Death Star laser, which... blew a hole in the blast door and did nothing else?

No Mods No Masters
Oct 3, 2004

Yoda definitely knew the books weren't in there. He wasn't interested in them being destroyed or moving on from the past or whatever, he was just trying to engineer the situation to get luke to kill himself in order to fulfill his plans for rey. Yoda is almost as much of a sociopath as luke

Vinylshadow
Mar 20, 2017

euphronius posted:

Yoga is saying basically “Let go of the past”

We got a Luke Skywalker cover of "You're Welcome" but no Yoda cover for "Let It Go"

Fandom, you continue to disappoint me

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Vinylshadow posted:

We got a Luke Skywalker cover of "You're Welcome" but no Yoda cover for "Let It Go"

Fandom, you continue to disappoint me

I will have to look up the first

That seems good

Vinylshadow
Mar 20, 2017

euphronius posted:

I will have to look up the first

That seems good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pORNNBE4YVE

pospysyl
Nov 10, 2012



I think the main reason why people don't like the kamikaze attack has very little to do with canon or logistics and more that it casts Holdo as a messianic figure who dies for Poe's sins.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Half the thead thinks Poe didn’t do anything wrong

Vinylshadow
Mar 20, 2017

Neither side was right and they really could've done a lot better in showing that

Probably by turning Rose Tico into a First Order Spy so she's actually mildly relevant to the movie

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

euphronius posted:

Star Wars is def a space opera but a strong and stark good v evil dichotomy has not really been present in all the movies.

l-loving-mao

porfiria
Dec 10, 2008

by Modern Video Games

Neo Rasa posted:

It's impressively muddled because there's four, like, big sacrifice for a victory scenes in the movie. Rose's sister gets herself killed ensuring the bombing mission works, it doesn't really accomplish much but does buy some time. Holdo's hyperspace attack, which also ends up not really accomplishing much but again buys some time. Finn's attempted ramming of the death star laser, which Rose stops because the lesson learned was that they should focus on taking care of each other instead of destroying everyone they hate for a "big win." Makes sense, fits Rose's character because of what happened with her sister, cool.

But then right after Luke sacrifices himself to buy them some time while Rey helps everyone escape. Going by the way the movie ends that causes The Legend of Luke Skywalker to spread across the galaxy and also inspire the Resistance to become the Rebellion.

So the movie decrees that Luke's big sacrifice moment "counts" more because he's already a popular Star Wars character both in and out of the setting, which flies in the face of everything else the movie was getting at. Like they couldn't even do the most milqutoast Hollywood blockbuster "huh both ideologies combined lets them succeed" and leave it at that.

What they were maybe getting at was that that was Luke's actual lesson to Rey, he's just a projection, his confronting the first order directly is bullshit and pointless. Rey could have attempted to help fight too but instead did the right thing and lifted some rocks so they could continue running away.


Either way I don't mind much since that scene was rad for the moment where Ren realizes what's happening and Luke in general in it.

Rian accidentally cut the scene where Luke explains has Space Cancer from years of going to Hyperspace; the Force Projection didn't actually he kill him he would have died at that exact moment anyway.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


The three prequels, rotj, tlj, rogue 1

So that is 6 of 10? Movies

I didn’t see Solo so no idea

No Mods No Masters
Oct 3, 2004

The most charitable reading I think is that the movie doesn't think what luke did was suicide so it's not prohibited by "The Rose Rule". This would also allow you to think yoda wasn't trying to goad luke into committing suicide. Maybe he wouldn't have died if his hologram wasn't shot so much, so it's on kylo in the end?

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Even the Ewok Adventure movies make it pretty clear what Evil is.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Rose didn’t say “don’t kill yourselves”

She said fight for people rather than against something

No Mods No Masters
Oct 3, 2004

If it's supposed to be that, then I don't see what her issue with finn's suicide was besides maybe not thinking it was going to work

Wild Horses
Oct 31, 2012

There's really no meaning in making beetles fight.

euphronius posted:

Rose didn’t say “don’t kill yourselves”

She said fight for people rather than against something

It was dumb
Taking that moment away from Finn was cowardly, criminal and anti-revolutionary behavior.

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No Mods No Masters
Oct 3, 2004

Alas but rian is a lib, to an unbearable extent

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