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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Come on Kevin... gift wrapped.

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SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
Serious question: Are the Eagles better than the Cowboys? I'm thinking yeah.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
:flag: :flag:

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
'boys did a good thing...

BitcoinRockefeller
May 11, 2003

God gave me my money.

Hair Elf
https://twitter.com/HailRodgers12_/status/1180971249394229248?s=19

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Serious question: Are the Eagles better than the Cowboys? I'm thinking yeah.

No, but they're better than Garrett which is what counts.

loving ginger oval office

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
Flacco's pocket is crap

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!
I've been at work and missed the first half, why haven't the Cowboys just rode Zeke? Is the Packer D good again, or is it just Dallas refusing to use what will definitely work? Not complaining obviously, just confused.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

In college they would have taken the TD away.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

These games suck

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Pops Mgee posted:

I've been at work and missed the first half, why haven't the Cowboys just rode Zeke? Is the Packer D good again, or is it just Dallas refusing to use what will definitely work? Not complaining obviously, just confused.

They're behind by four scores.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Grittybeard posted:

In college they would have taken the TD away.

The NCAA loving sucks

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Serious question: Are the Eagles better than the Cowboys? I'm thinking yeah.

nfc east games have no bearing on past or future performance

dalstrs
Mar 11, 2004

At least this way my kill will have some use
Dinosaur Gum

Pops Mgee posted:

I've been at work and missed the first half, why haven't the Cowboys just rode Zeke? Is the Packer D good again, or is it just Dallas refusing to use what will definitely work? Not complaining obviously, just confused.

Both

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




iwentdoodie posted:

No, but they're better than Garrett which is what counts.

loving ginger oval office

Almost a decade of Jason Garrett as head coach.

Hilarious.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Not content to just kick their poo poo kicked in, the cowboys have decided to physically implode as well.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

SKULL.GIF posted:

The NCAA loving sucks

You can't spike the ball, it's insane.

e: to be clear I mean after a TD. That's an illegal thing to do.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Pops Mgee posted:

I've been at work and missed the first half, why haven't the Cowboys just rode Zeke? Is the Packer D good again, or is it just Dallas refusing to use what will definitely work? Not complaining obviously, just confused.

Slow down there, Tex. Sounds like you wanna win games. That's not how it loving works with brilliant offensive boy genius Kellen Moore.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Tom Sellout posted:

nfc east games have no bearing on past or future performance

Well yeah but that's kinda what I'm saying. The Cowboys have looked like rear end any time they've played a team with a pulse.

Unless you're agreeing with me.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Grittybeard posted:

In college they would have taken the TD away.

Oh no!
:qq:

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Pops Mgee posted:

I've been at work and missed the first half, why haven't the Cowboys just rode Zeke? Is the Packer D good again, or is it just Dallas refusing to use what will definitely work? Not complaining obviously, just confused.

The Cowboys overused Dak in the first half and he had a couple turnovers.

So now in the second half they have to put the game on Dak's shoulders 'cuz they're behind 'cuz of Dak.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Do you think I'm approving of that for some reason?

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

LabyaMynora posted:

The Cowboys overused Dak in the first half and he had a couple turnovers.

So now in the second half they have to put the game on Dak's shoulders 'cuz they're behind 'cuz of Dak.

Pay the man jerry

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!

SKULL.GIF posted:

They're behind by four scores.

Well yeah but at some point before I thought they would have used Zeke and gashed our suspect run defense, unless they were and got stuffed.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Well yeah but that's kinda what I'm saying. The Cowboys have looked like rear end any time they've played a team with a pulse.

Unless you're agreeing with me.

By what we've seen this season the cowboys true form is a tirefire only capable of punching down. NFCE clownball is its own hellzone.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
goddamn the left tackle ate poo poo hard there

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Dak sack.

gently caress the Cowboys forever and ever, amen.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
https://i.imgur.com/5yWa2el.mp4

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
Lmao at the Cowboys

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
Za'Darius :allears:

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Pops Mgee posted:

Well yeah but at some point before I thought they would have used Zeke and gashed our suspect run defense, unless they were and got stuffed.

The only notable Elliott runs I can recall was at the end of the first half where he picked up like 17 yards on two runs.

Losing Tyron Smith has been a huge deal for this Cowboys OL, and La'el Collins just got taken out of the game just now

Koirhor
Jan 14, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
Hahahahahahahahaha

dalstrs
Mar 11, 2004

At least this way my kill will have some use
Dinosaur Gum

Pops Mgee posted:

Well yeah but at some point before I thought they would have used Zeke and gashed our suspect run defense, unless they were and got stuffed.

He was, they just stopped.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Cowboys look like poo poo and I could not be happier.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Boooooo! They ended the shut out in the most shameful fashion.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Lmao at the Cowboys

Foochs, I though we were RR pals :(

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

The crap attack

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
good thing they turned it from a 3 score lead to a smaller 3 score lead

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Pops Mgee posted:

Well yeah but at some point before I thought they would have used Zeke and gashed our suspect run defense, unless they were and got stuffed.

Zeke had some big plays but they just flat out gave up on the run after the 1st quarter

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HyperPuma
Jun 24, 2007

b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but trump is president

Pops Mgee posted:

Well yeah but at some point before I thought they would have used Zeke and gashed our suspect run defense, unless they were and got stuffed.

zeke has been pretty good but as soon as theres a hiccup and dak has to throw theyve poo poo the bed

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