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Kanine posted:this reads like a loving clickhole article I still refuse to believe any of it is real
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Agreed! "Menu" is a French-derived word, so linguistically it makes NO sense that an orc 
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Most horror movies would be so much better if the victims did this. Like, imagine Jason about to make his kill only for his target to see him, scream, and clonk him in the head with a bottle before scuttling off.
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Screaming Idiot posted:Most horror movies would be so much better if the victims did this. Like, imagine Jason about to make his kill only for his target to see him, scream, and clonk him in the head with a bottle before scuttling off. A significant fraction of horror movies would be pretty short if, after temporarily downing the antagonist, the protagonist(s) stuck around and ensured they stayed down or would at least be noticeably slowed down instead of immediately running away. Well, one way or the other. Terminator would also have been pretty short if the protagonists had tried this in the beginning. stringless has a new favorite as of 03:47 on Oct 7, 2019 |
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"He was twitchin' because he has my axe embedded in his nervous system!"
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FFT posted:A significant fraction of horror movies would be pretty short if, after temporarily downing the antagonist, the protagonist(s) stuck around and ensured they stayed down or would at least be noticeably slowed down instead of immediately running away. In Jeepers Creepers they hit the baddie with their car, then back over him a couple times.
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Skwirl posted:In Jeepers Creepers they hit the baddie with their car, then back over him a couple times. nice i'm still not going to watch it
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FFT posted:A significant fraction of horror movies would be pretty short if, after temporarily downing the antagonist, the protagonist(s) stuck around and ensured they stayed down or would at least be noticeably slowed down instead of immediately running away. He's down! Get the angle grinder! *saws head off*
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Death Cab becoming a vintage aesthetic makes me feel old. Talking about Death Cab... https://twitter.com/dalykyle/status/1174360934237855749?s=21
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FFT posted:nice I saw it before I knew about the director. Another bit I liked about it is the two main characters where a brother and sister, so you had a good, close male/female relationship without any dumb romance crap.
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Eschenique posted:He's down! Get the angle grinder! *saws head off* The true pro move is to wrap around into horror movie role reversal
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So Tucker & Dale vs. the Evil but they get aggressive? Tied for best "horror" movie ever with Cabin in the Woods imo
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Tunicate posted:Agreed! "Menu" is a French-derived word, so linguistically it makes NO sense that an orc I feel like I am stepping into some kind of irony trap, but in any case: anyone speaking english is not actually speaking english they are speaking common, it all has been translated to make it easier to digest for the audience. So that's a translation error. An orc might say, "we eat meat again", and the translator inserted their biases about restaurants into the text. doverhog has a new favorite as of 12:29 on Oct 7, 2019 |
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The irony trap is that you quoted from the twitter thread to someone that was clearly joking To be fair, I think Tunicate was basically quoting too The spin-off about Uruk-Hai possibly having previously been humans who would understand the concept of a menu is loving hilarious though stringless has a new favorite as of 12:33 on Oct 7, 2019 |
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Orcs have a culture and are in service of an unspeakable evil, so they probably have at least one TGIFriday and thus know what a menu is.
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You know what they say, verbosity is the soul of wit
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Piell posted:I legit thought this was a joke and that there weren't going to be subsequent tweets about it I mean it still is a joke tweet, the last one makes fun of the people who read the whole thing
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When I'm shining all the white girls gonna cry
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Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys!
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That would explain so much. It's like finding out god is real but also Greek so he's a fallible rear end in a top hat.
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Eschenique posted:That would explain so much. It's like finding out god is real but also Greek so he's a fallible rear end in a top hat. God is Macedonian, Satan is Albanian*, and Earth is a café *or vice versa
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Cage fighting is a real thing I just won a bunch of money this weekend betting on Israel Adesanya by KO. Highly recommend betting on who wins a cage fight, nothing could go wrong with that.
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