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Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Angry Diplomat posted:

https://twitter.com/quinn_town/status/1177196696771674115?s=19

This is the most amazing one to see out of context while randomly scrolling through the thread, it's tiny/pixelated enough on my phone that I thought it was a water skier until the end, then BAM

# ? Oct 4, 2019 14:40

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# ? May 31, 2024 09:28

Double Punctuation: Dec 30, 2009; Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

Booourns posted:

link pls go

# ? Oct 4, 2019 14:47

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Double Punctuation posted:

link pls go

# ? Oct 4, 2019 16:02

Kikas: Oct 30, 2012

My buddy has been trying mods in Minecraft, and kinda overdid it, causing this amazing glitch :allears:

It helps he had the best possible skin equipped for this situation:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7AZn3eyq-4

# ? Oct 5, 2019 12:10

TheMaskedUgly: Sep 21, 2008; Let's play a different game.

Nordick posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_3VZDb7pj4

This should be an industry standard imo - like the piss button in Postal 2, only for screaming

# ? Oct 5, 2019 19:47

Elfface: Nov 14, 2010; Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Kikas posted:

My buddy has been trying mods in Minecraft, and kinda overdid it, causing this amazing glitch It helps he had the best possible skin equipped for this situation:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7AZn3eyq-4

Ora ora ora indeed.

# ? Oct 5, 2019 19:53

Grassy Knowles: Apr 4, 2003; "The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Double Punctuation posted:

link pls go

Click username in quote yw

Edit: unless i misunderstood lol, drat Link ambiguity

# ? Oct 5, 2019 20:00

Sereri: Sep 30, 2008; awwwrigami

TheMaskedUgly posted:

This should be an industry standard imo - like the piss button in Postal 2, only for screaming

I read that as Portal 2 a whopping 3 times and was in the process of copying it for googling.

# ? Oct 5, 2019 22:17

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Grassy Knowles posted:

Click username in quote yw

Edit: unless i misunderstood lol, drat Link ambiguity

ralph pootawn reference if you didnt know (semi-nsfw for second life butt):

# ? Oct 6, 2019 03:25

ChaosArgate: Oct 10, 2012; Why does everyone think I'm going to get in trouble?

Booourns posted:

I did more experiments, using Majora's Mask.

ChaosArgate posted:

Ok so I tried a few more things with my gamecube, like booting into Majora's Mask via Swiss, since I don't own that disk.

So yeah, I think Ben drowned somewhere in my cube. I didn't go any further though, since the game crashed on me while trying to navigate through Clock Town. Since this was loaded directly from SD card, I think that rules out the disk laser as being the problem, so its something internal with the system. For funsies too, I ripped the file that contains the Ocarina roms from my copy of the OoT bonus disk using the gamecube, booted that file up in dolphin and didn't see anything out of the ordinary.

# ? Oct 6, 2019 22:22

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

That's amazing. Please do more games, I want to see what they look like in Argatevision.

# ? Oct 6, 2019 22:31

ChaosArgate: Oct 10, 2012; Why does everyone think I'm going to get in trouble?

I tried the other games I own, but nothing. That said, I was hopeful that Sonic Gems Collection could do something funky but my system can�t even read the disk. Gonna have to see if that�s a problem with the disk or the cube.

# ? Oct 6, 2019 23:12

Last Chance: Dec 31, 2004

lmfao, love those link glitch photos.

IIRC the emulator on Ocarina and Majora's Mask GCN version was kinda poo poo.. is the disc scratched or dirty

# ? Oct 7, 2019 01:08

Queen Combat: Dec 29, 2017; Lipstick Apathy

Read: SD card.

# ? Oct 7, 2019 01:11

Last Chance: Dec 31, 2004

oh, yeah well wtf! bad vram? :shrug:

# ? Oct 7, 2019 01:17

Fantastic Foreskin: Jan 6, 2013; A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.

He's streaming it over on twitch right now. Same username.

# ? Oct 7, 2019 01:38

ChaosArgate: Oct 10, 2012; Why does everyone think I'm going to get in trouble?

I have tried many things with this disk. This disk boots perfectly on a Wii, I can rip the file that contains the OoT roms using the GameCube and boot those up on an emulator perfectly, so I'm convinced that my system is haunted.

Edit:

ChaosArgate posted:

The VOD itself is kinda garbage this time but I made a separate recording so I'll chop that up and get it posted somewhere eventually.

ChaosArgate has a new favorite as of 02:54 on Oct 7, 2019

# ? Oct 7, 2019 02:40

Grassy Knowles: Apr 4, 2003; "The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Krankenstyle posted:

ralph pootawn reference if you didnt know (semi-nsfw for second life butt):

And now I�ve learned something today

# ? Oct 7, 2019 03:13

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Grassy Knowles posted:

And now I�ve learned something today

# ? Oct 7, 2019 03:30

DarkDobe: Jul 11, 2008; Things are looking up...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97rzGX8vVCM
A menagerie.

# ? Oct 7, 2019 04:45

Cheez: Apr 29, 2013; Someone doesn't like a shitty gimmick I like?

TIME FOR ME TO WHINE ABOUT IT!

ChaosArgate posted:

I have tried many things with this disk. This disk boots perfectly on a Wii, I can rip the file that contains the OoT roms using the GameCube and boot those up on an emulator perfectly, so I'm convinced that my system is haunted.

Edit:

Please find an electronics wizard to tinker with your gamecube and tell us why it happens and how to reproduce this in emulation

# ? Oct 7, 2019 06:18

LordSaturn: Aug 12, 2007; sadly unfunny

ChaosArgate posted:

I have tried many things with this disk. This disk boots perfectly on a Wii, I can rip the file that contains the OoT roms using the GameCube and boot those up on an emulator perfectly, so I'm convinced that my system is haunted.

Edit:

I absolutely think you're loving with us, but I'm enjoying the pictures regardless of their provenance so please by all means go nuts

# ? Oct 7, 2019 08:12

Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

LordSaturn posted:

I absolutely think you're loving with us, but I'm enjoying the pictures regardless of their provenance so please by all means go nuts

Please do not doubt my friend and Life Partner Chaos Argate

# ? Oct 7, 2019 08:13

Fathis Munk: Feb 23, 2013; ??? ?

DarkDobe posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97rzGX8vVCM
A menagerie.

It's surprising because

https://i.imgur.com/CxYygdS.mp4

the

https://i.imgur.com/VmOJ2hM.mp4

previous

https://i.imgur.com/pLhxkRs.mp4

one

https://i.imgur.com/n7n0JN8.mp4

had

https://i.imgur.com/LWvHEjU.mp4

no

https://i.imgur.com/S3pAAKh.mp4

issues

https://i.imgur.com/D6evx0F.mp4

at

https://i.imgur.com/tKKMd1a.mp4

all.

https://i.imgur.com/yUwVnyC.mp4

# ? Oct 7, 2019 11:20

DarkDobe: Jul 11, 2008; Things are looking up...

Fathis Munk posted:

...

https://i.imgur.com/yUwVnyC.mp4

Getting mad Battlefield 1942: Desert Combat flashbacks here and loving it.

# ? Oct 7, 2019 21:08

Hexyflexy: Sep 2, 2011; asymptotically approaching one

ChaosArgate posted:

I did more experiments, using Majora's Mask.

I'm going to guess that that a bus line has gone fixed logic high on a multiplier in the gpu, especially from this one:

I've made that mistake when I used to write software rendering engines, gone out of range when you're doing your du/dv calculations. It looks like it's still multiplying but pulling say the msb up to logic 1 all the time. Maybe only that one game uses the multiplier in a particular way that makes it go wrong.

# ? Oct 7, 2019 21:53

Fathis Munk: Feb 23, 2013; ??? ?

DarkDobe posted:

Getting mad Battlefield 1942: Desert Combat flashbacks here and loving it.

A piece of debris from the helicopter wreck got stuck in the fuselage of the other helicopter in this one, making it unflyable in very strange ways. And somehow turning it upside down?

# ? Oct 7, 2019 22:08

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

That's a pretty common physics error for helicopters in general. Something about the center of mass not quite being where it should be, I think. There's one you can use in Saints Row 2 that is notorious for doing the same thing at the drop of a hat.

# ? Oct 7, 2019 22:11

DarkDobe: Jul 11, 2008; Things are looking up...

Fathis Munk posted:

A piece of debris from the helicopter wreck got stuck in the fuselage of the other helicopter in this one, making it unflyable in very strange ways. And somehow turning it upside down?

Oh nooo...
You reminded me of another battlefield, secretly one of the best but buried in time that was Battlefield: Vienam

The one where you could blast music from your vehicles... in a game that simulated doppler shift from approaching/receding sound sources.
The one where you could deploy a mortar inside a cargo chopper.... a mortar that was coded to remain level with the terrain below, and would subsequently slide around in the cargo hold and commit spectacular mechanical murder upon the poor helo when it inevitably began pulling it in random directions while the pilot struggled to figure out what was wrong.
The one that let you 'dig' murder hole spawn points for the VC team, and had zero restriction on where these spawns could be placed.
The one that let you use cables to hoist other vehicles under helicopters to deliver them to ~~the middle of the ocean~~ battle, or a rooftop.

Ah, Battlefield...

# ? Oct 8, 2019 00:26