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FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo

coconono posted:

he doesn’t tho?

Being an apologia intern is not the same as pal'ing around. It's merely.. 'frenzy-adjacent'.

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Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
yesss granny watched the ppv

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
nooooooo she didn’t watch the main

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

The envy from Bryan and Vinny when Granny explained she got bored so just stopped watching :allears:

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo

Jerusalem posted:

The envy from Bryan and Vinny when Granny explained she got bored so just stopped watching :allears:

Granny is better at this than all of us.

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
Oh my god Dave is so cranky on WOR. He's so done with this poo poo

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


He was talking in his Twitter persona for most of the first 5 minutes of the episode

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Bgcg_sSkfI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc9tOIifrHA

Yaramund
Jul 22, 2015

The face of a killer
in a ghostly design

Ziggy Tzardust posted:

Oh my god Dave is so cranky on WOR. He's so done with this poo poo

I did like Dave, in Dave fashion, correcting himself when going on about match order.

'Cards have always started with the least exciting match to build to the most exciting match at the end, it's been that way for a million years'. Before a second later going 'Well maybe for around a hundred'.

Punch McLightning
Sep 19, 2005

you know what that means




Grimey Drawer

davidbix posted:

I'm not sure that's what it's called when someone decides to let you go because they don't want to pay anyone anymore, only to make up a story about how they're dropping the position entirely that will become a transparently phony lie within days. After previously promising and denying a promotion because I didn't volunteer to do tons of extra unpaid work. After having promised raise and then explained that they couldn't do it because they had to buy a new codec box for Semp with WOL going daily because having it during east coast rush hour was too good an opportunity to pass up...only for the show to be on early-mid afternoon.

And then tell your business partner who's the face of the site but doesn't actually make most of the business decisions that I'm lying about all of it so he would tweet that I was lying about all of it.

And then delete Google Hangout chat histories so that I couldn't post the evidence if I wanted to.

But hey, you keep doing you.

Have you considered doing anything other than writing oblique tweets about it?

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
Dave owns

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
how close are we to a vinny meltdown like this but over wwe instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWqgPu-Esc8

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Respect for Bischoff getting paid and hanging out in catering at his fake job.

PaybackJack
May 21, 2003

You'll hit your head and say: 'Boy, how stupid could I have been. A moron could've figured this out. I must be a real dimwit. A pathetic nimnal. A wretched idiotic excuse for a human being for not having figured these simple puzzles out in the first place...As usual, you've been a real pantload!
That Granny segment was one of the best. They're letting her run through the HiaC card just to get to the main event, and right before she would get to it, she announces she stopped watching at that point.

And her reason? "I got so sick of the whole thing that by the time I got through this batch, I was so sick of it I just didn't want to watch anymore."

Amazing.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
tbf she did think Lesnar was the main event and who can blame her for not wanting to see him again

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
granny's utter disdain for professional wrestling is a big mood

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values

Punch McLightning posted:

Have you considered doing anything other than writing oblique tweets about it?

Being a scoopsman is all about having RUTHLESS passive AGGRESSION

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
"THE PLAN" - Bryan Alvarez, 2019

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Seams posted:

how close are we to a vinny meltdown like this but over wwe instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWqgPu-Esc8

That not only was this not number one but was like number 46 is the worst poo poo ever.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Lid posted:

That not only was this not number one but was like number 46 is the worst poo poo ever.

I forgot about the "I have a very large brain!" part of this meltdown.

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
bryan is getting grey hairs in his beard now. everyone is getting old :smith:

davidbix
Jun 14, 2016

Wow, Bix. First K.Rool, then Steve and now SEPHIROTH? Your dream game is real!

Punch McLightning posted:

Have you considered doing anything other than writing oblique tweets about it?
What specifically?

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

davidbix posted:

What specifically?

Make a shoot video with the best friends.

Tell us how you wipe, Bix!

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

davidbix posted:

What specifically?

shoot fight meltzer. or a posedown, whtatever is your preference

davidbix
Jun 14, 2016

Wow, Bix. First K.Rool, then Steve and now SEPHIROTH? Your dream game is real!

oh but seriously I posted:

shoot fight meltzer. or a posedown, whtatever is your preference
None of that stuff is Dave's fault, he leaves all that to Bryan and Tony.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Absolutely murder/kill Tony and Bryan figuratively.

davidbix
Jun 14, 2016

Wow, Bix. First K.Rool, then Steve and now SEPHIROTH? Your dream game is real!

Cavauro posted:

Absolutely murder/kill Tony and Bryan figuratively.
For a moment I missed that you said "figuratively" and thought this escalated way too much.

Junpei Hyde
Mar 15, 2013




Challenge Alvarez to a streetbeefs fight

davidbix
Jun 14, 2016

Wow, Bix. First K.Rool, then Steve and now SEPHIROTH? Your dream game is real!

Junpei Hyde posted:

Challenge Alvarez to a streetbeefs fight
He's a legit (as far as I know, I don't think Pedro Sauer fucks with that stuff) BJJ black belt, though. He probably WOULD gently caress me up.

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

This is the face of a winner. This is what winning looks like.

davidbix posted:

He's a legit (as far as I know, I don't think Pedro Sauer fucks with that stuff) BJJ black belt, though. He probably WOULD gently caress me up.

Your only recourse then would be a boxing match.

JT Smiley
Mar 3, 2006
Thats whats up!
Has Dave ever been this vocal in hating a PPV before? I don't think I've ever heard him rant this much about a show sucking.

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


I'd imagine he was probably as upset at some of the bad Russo WCW shows back in Eyada days

Junpei Hyde
Mar 15, 2013




davidbix posted:

He's a legit (as far as I know, I don't think Pedro Sauer fucks with that stuff) BJJ black belt, though. He probably WOULD gently caress me up.

Yeah but you got beef

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

davidbix posted:

He's a legit (as far as I know, I don't think Pedro Sauer fucks with that stuff) BJJ black belt, though. He probably WOULD gently caress me up.

"probably"

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


if cartoons have taught me anything, you can just put your hand on his forehead and keep your arm straight and he’ll just flail away powerlessly. you got this bix i believe in you

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

alvarez is weak to chokebreakers and body slams into kiddy pools

Junpei Hyde
Mar 15, 2013




He jobbed to marko stunt you'll be fine

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Nearly cried at Dave asking "man, so is it really that bad in Vancouver?" about AOP's Raw promo. And Bryan just completely no selling it.

Raffles
Dec 7, 2004

"He says, 'I will literally eat you for lunch.' He will not! That is incorrect!"

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Jubs
Jul 11, 2006

Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.
RIP Monumental Punchsport Pisscast.

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