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I like how newspaper Peter in his origin still looks exactly like he does for the entire rest of the strip. At least in amazing spider-man he’s drawn wearing a nerdy get up and hunched over when he’s in his high school phase.
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Not grabbing robbers. That's show biz baby!
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morallyobjected posted:you know, it occurs to me that "does whatever a spider can" makes it sound like he's compelled to do anything that a spider can do, so he should be eating a lot of bugs and hiding in people's utility closets 
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Oct 6, 2019 13:27
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 Another breaking and entering. Not helping your cause.
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morallyobjected posted:you know, it occurs to me that "does whatever a spider can" makes it sound like he's compelled to do anything that a spider can do, so he should be eating a lot of bugs and hiding in people's utility closets 
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Johnny Walker posted:
Obviously the last bit was super evil, but that's still super solid advice. Harry should be thinking why the world said his dad was a super villain, realize that, yeah, terrorizing and kidnapping and all that jazz meant his dad wasn't a good person.
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Psychiatrist: Harry? Hi yeah it's me, Dr. Stone. I just wanted to apologize, you were right, after you left I found Spider-Man lurking in my office and it turns out he listened in on our whole session. Disgraceful. I called the cops and he ran away. I'm doing an interview with J. Jonah Jameson about it soon but his photographer is being a real piece of poo poo about it....
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I mean, Spider-Man is a masked vigilante, isn't he?
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What are the chances of Harry walking back because he forgot something, seeing Spider-Man and his Psychiatrist talking about him and turbofucking everything
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Oct 7, 2019 17:36
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 Says the man who swings around town wearing a brightly colored bodysuit breaking into homes and awakening people sleeping peacefully in order to assault them and accuse them of being other similarly suited individuals.
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Oct 7, 2019 18:21
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"Yes, I should totally trust you, masked stranger who broke into my office."
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STOP MAKING HARRY BE PARANOID THAT I'M FOLLOWING HIM
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Johnny Walker posted:
I'm really getting on Jonah's page here.
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Peter. Just ask to be paid in cash. Come on. Also wasn't that fleeing robber supposed to have killed Uncle Ben by this point?
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In Byrne's Spider-Man : Chapter One, the Bank Manger took the check and allowed Spidey to open an account. The manager told him that all he had to do prove his identity was to demonstrate one of his unique spider-abilities. The Chameleon subsequently disguised himself as Spider-Man with a few gadgets to replicate the powers, and withdrew all the money.
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maltesh posted:In Byrne's Spider-Man : Chapter One, the Bank Manger took the check and allowed Spidey to open an account. The manager told him that all he had to do prove his identity was to demonstrate one of his unique spider-abilities. This seems like an incredible amount of money and effort to go to in order to withdraw twelve dollars.
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God Spider-Man Chapter One was so loving terribly paced and over-explained and unnecessarily convoluted. From memory the burglar has to literally tell Spider-Man after he catches him that he's the one who killed Uncle Ben and also that it was only possible because Spider-Man didn't intervene that first time and Spidey still didn't quite get.... oh poo poo it was Newspaper Spider-Man.....
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"I refuse to entertain even the slightest possibility that anyone else could be Hobgoblin. My three brain cells can only remember one suspect at a time."
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Being a Goblin is genetic.
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Push El Burrito posted:Being a Goblin is genetic. This is actually literally true in the comics, if I remember correctly. Sometimes.
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"Harry is suffering from a paranoid suspicion that I, Peter Par-I mean Spider-Man, am a masked killer. It's sad really. Now me, I'm fixated to the point of criminal trespass on proving that Harry Osborn is a masked killer."
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Jerusalem posted:"Harry is suffering from a paranoid suspicion that I, Peter Par-I mean Spider-Man, am a masked killer. It's sad really. Now me, I'm fixated to the point of criminal trespass on proving that Harry Osborn is a masked killer." Does the Spider-Man pointing at Spider-Man meme still work if one of them is Hobgoblin?
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Lobok posted:Does the Spider-Man pointing at Spider-Man meme still work if one of them is Hobgoblin? It's unlikely they could tell which is which, so, yes.
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Here's your new microscope you wanted. Now you can finally see your dick. BOOM GOT EM now I die.
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Oct 9, 2019 16:23
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"I want to help my friend with his mental illness, and that's why I broke into your office to threaten you about treating him. I'm helping."
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Wait a minute... that's just JJJ with some glasses on! He's trying to be a psychiatrist to get everyone to hate on Spidey!
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Johnny Walker posted:Spider-Man pole-dances down from the ceiling. Continuing: The Origin of Spider-Man...  (PSD file if you want to mess with it) Snackmar fucked around with this message at 00:40 on Oct 10, 2019 |
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"That is a hilarious pose, I bet I could photoshop tha-"Snackmar posted:Continuing: The Origin of Spider-Man... 
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Rule #1 of this thread, if you even think about it, someone is guaranteed to deliver.
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Snackmar posted:Continuing: The Origin of Spider-Man... This is the best thread in the world.
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Psychoanalyze me like one of your French girls.
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Snackmar posted:Continuing: The Origin of Spider-Man... The look on Harry's face, loving hell 
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Haifisch posted:
I actually am kinda fascinated by the slight differences in this version! Look at that, the robber attacked the Parkers before they went to bed, and pointed a drat gun at Aunt May! That sure isn't from Amazing Fantasy #15..
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I'm mainly only familiar with the very basics so the only time I've actually seen his origin is through the Sam Raimi version, so this version with a household robber is actually quite new to me.
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Haifisch posted:The scans I get these from are missing an entire week after this for some reason, so I hope you aren't dying to read the entire Spiderman Origin Story for the millionth time. I was looking forward to the scene where Peter comes home, finds Ben murdered, and the murderer who was waiting for him so he could explain to him, in laborious details, with flash cards, that he's the guy who wasn't stopped by the clown in the red web costume at the studio.
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