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When Should Crazy Cloud be freed?
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TODAY 238 25.21%
NOW 152 16.10%
YESTERDAY 207 21.93%
TIME DOESN'T EXIST 347 36.76%
Total: 641 votes
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Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

Epic High Five posted:

who the gently caress gets killed after a weed deal lmao

how am I supposed to believe this dude was so stupid as to buy a bunch of weed when literally every cop in the county is watching his every move

Weed deals are very deadly, it's why every white teen in the suburbs has at least one gunshot wound


while making this joke I realized a lot of them probably do because of school shootings

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SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/RudyGiuliani/status/1181627267283406850?s=19

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Dammerung posted:

This concerns me. Was my undergrad Poli Sci class the only one that used SPSS?

No, but SPSS isn't nearly as popular or versatile as R or even stata

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Bad weed deal.

Broken Box
Jan 29, 2009

redneck nazgul posted:

nah, it prob went like this:

"hey, you're that guy who testified and put that cop away"
"what"
"wanna buy some weed?"
"wha-*bang* *bang *bang*

more like

*bang* *bang*

"NO I WILL NOT SELL A MARIJUANA TO YOU"

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Famous Soviet scum Joe McCarthy

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Ah, the Soviet Union

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Nonsense posted:

Ah, the Soviet Union

one of orson welles' lesser known commercial spots

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
Is it pronounced trump or trump

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

tacodaemon posted:

whenever I read "learn to code" I hear it in my brain with this melody


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWXx_EXkzWM

♫Learn to code
If you want to get yourself hired
Sweet keyboard touching does inspire
Paychecks
Just murmur da da dee da da da
And when you do
Kamala'll answer da da dee da da
And nestle closer to you
Learn to code
You'll eliminate each rival soon
If you're heading for insolvency too
Learn to code♫

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

can't wait to see how much money/weed was involved in this alleged drug deal gone wrong that involves 3 people murdering a guy because of weed.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

William Bear posted:

https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1180524380985679872?s=19

Trump retweeted this. That mention of Christian American family is odd. Ethiopia is just a little less Christian than the U.S. (66% vs 73%), there have been Christian communities in Ethiopia since as early as the first century, and Christianity became their state religion in 330 AD!

:yikes:

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016




Wow nice trial

Dammerung
Oct 17, 2008

"Dang, that's hot."


Mayor Dave posted:

No, but SPSS isn't nearly as popular or versatile as R or even stata

Ah, dangit. That's upsetting to hear.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
Are we in Snowcrash yet?

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.
Gonna be honest, someone accusing celebrities and politicians of being communist while being a communist himself is a top-tier move

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

who gets murked over weed

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




lol at former Manhattan prosecutor Rudy pretending he has never heard of a witness's identity being protected

Taco Duck
Feb 18, 2011


Ah the Soviet Union

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

lol

People don't shoot each other over weed

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Good soup! posted:

who gets murked over weed

there was a kid in my area about a year ago who got shot because of an ounce or 2, the kids that did it were dumb kids too.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Number of times I've had a gun pulled on me while buying weed: 0.

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

Good soup! posted:

gently caress learning to code, I tried programming in high school and hated every single loving second of it

Java, C++, AND visual basic (lol)

Java seriously made me consider giving up on touching computers ever again. I made the wrong choice.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Ben Nerevarine posted:

♫Learn to code
If you want to get yourself hired
Sweet keyboard touching does inspire
Paychecks
Just murmur da da dee da da da
And when you do
Kamala'll answer da da dee da da
And nestle closer to you
Learn to code
You'll eliminate each rival soon
If you're heading for insolvency too
Learn to code♫

lol

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1181609974142787584?s=20

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum

UFOTacoMan posted:

there was a kid in my area about a year ago who got shot because of an ounce or 2, the kids that did it were dumb kids too.

same, didnt get shot but dude pulled a gun over an o

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



UFOTacoMan posted:

can't wait to see how much money/weed was involved in this alleged drug deal gone wrong that involves 3 people murdering a guy because of weed.

cop voice:] one point five ounces of marijuana, estimated street value of 12 million dollars

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

So the white genocide was from the sex all along

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i buy my weed here:



no guns needed

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



coding is a loving miserable job 99% of the time and the 1% is the random satisfaction you get solving particularly tough issues or maybe an interesting thing you get to work on if you're lucky

the money is really good but the mental strain is sometimes just not worth it

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

But only for those losers who are having sex.

Meanwhile, I'll continue to remain STD free. :smugdog:

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




combined chlyphorrhea

Taco Duck
Feb 18, 2011


Number of times I've been killed by the police for testifying against them: five or six

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

triple sulk posted:

coding is a loving miserable job 99% of the time and the 1% is the random satisfaction you get solving particularly tough issues or maybe an interesting thing you get to work on if you're lucky

the money is really good but the mental strain is sometimes just not worth it

Try retail

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Is he referring to the 13 year old Jane Doe who accused trump of rape?

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Chinatown posted:

i buy my weed here:



no guns needed

wow your dealer has a really big apartment

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Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Ben Nerevarine posted:

♫Learn to code
If you want to get yourself hired
Sweet keyboard touching does inspire
Paychecks
Just murmur da da dee da da da
And when you do
Kamala'll answer da da dee da da
And nestle closer to you
Learn to code
You'll eliminate each rival soon
If you're heading for insolvency too
Learn to code♫

One great big festering neon attraction, i've got a suggestion to keep you all occupied
learn to code
learn to code
learn to code
learn to code

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