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Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
You're stil gunna wax 40$ straight cash homie to park so lol gently caress that

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Barudak
May 7, 2007

Also 16 bucks buys you tickets in the "Lust for Death" section of the stadium where the sun bakes you alive

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Miami will soon be destroyed by sea level rise so it doesn't matter.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Waroduce posted:

You're stil gunna wax 40$ straight cash homie to park so lol gently caress that

I was gonna say, parking for Panthers games is something idiotic like $25, which is made even more idiotic since you can park maybe 100~ yards away in clear view at the mall. I can only imagine how stupid expensive parking for Dolphin games is...

Barudak
May 7, 2007

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Miami will soon be destroyed by sea level rise so it doesn't matter.

Yes it does, once that happens you will be steamed alive instead

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

Barudak posted:

Yes it does, once that happens you will be steamed alive instead

still better than watching the Bengals on national television

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Barudak posted:

Yes it does, once that happens you will be steamed alive instead

Steamed like a chicken breast or an Albany hamburger?

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Have we talked about Kellen Moore going full on Jim Bob Cooter and getting exposed loving hard?

https://www.si.com/nfl/cowboys/news...c-kellen-moore/

quote:

Dallas plays at the New York Jets this week, and sources tell tell CowboysSI.com that Jets scouting are already perusing antiquated film to try to solve not only Dallas offense, but its defense as well.

"We really have no idea of how to find Marinelli film from his playing days in in 1970 at California Lutheran,'' the source said. "But he served in Vietnam before that. If there were any 'hand signals' or anything like that there, we're all over it.''

I think this article may not be entirely serious.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

FakerGayfield posted:

Lol at everyone trying to crown the 49ers because the beat the browns and also richard smollet lying about his handshake

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

His hot takes flew too close to the sun. RIP to the account named Faker Gayfield

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Acebuckeye13 posted:

I think this article may not be entirely serious.

http://www.nfl.com/videos/the-aftermath/0ap3000001063410/Wyche-Teams-using-Boise-State-film-to-solve-Kellen-Moore-s-offense

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Android Apocalypse posted:

Steamed like a chicken breast or an Albany hamburger?

Well Im from Utica so obviously I mean using heated water.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Titans signed Cody Parker lol.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







sweet thursday posted:

His hot takes flew too close to the sun. RIP to the account named Faker Gayfield

Just no place in this world for King rhabuf.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
https://twitter.com/gregauman/status/1181918252382990336?s=19

I'd think they'll eventually cut Breshard Perriman too because that should add another 3rd round comp pick.

The_Hat
Sep 24, 2008

There's no justice in the world if someone named Bucannon can't make it on the Buccaneers

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

sweet thursday posted:

His hot takes flew too close to the sun. RIP to the account named Faker Gayfield

Honestly surprised it lasted as long as it did

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Is AJ Green cooked or is he still good?

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
He's dead right now

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

The kind of cooked where they are 'good' but can't stay on the field so it doesn't matter

latinotwink1997
Jan 2, 2008

Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!


sweet thursday posted:

His hot takes flew too close to the sun. RIP to the account named Faker Gayfield

I appreciated the “Richard Smollett” joke. And I’m disappointed we will never have a regular named Faker Gayfield.

BrownThunder
Oct 26, 2005

EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

latinotwink1997 posted:

I appreciated the “Richard Smollett” joke. And I’m disappointed we will never have a regular named Faker Gayfield.

Agreed, latinotwink1997

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

$16 is how they get you in the door for the $750 beers

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





The_Hat posted:

There's no justice in the world if someone named Bucannon can't make it on the Buccaneers

He's going to start Buc-anon, the support group for recovering Buccaneers players.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

https://twitter.com/bomani_jones/status/1181965538349727744

lol

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
FYI Bengals are beating the poo poo out of the Dolphins in terms of not going to see their bad team and lovely ownership

http://www.espn.com/nfl/attendance/_/sort/homePct/order/false

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

bumping cause there's a stuck post

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1181965022114787329

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

FYI Bengals are beating the poo poo out of the Dolphins in terms of not going to see their bad team and lovely ownership

http://www.espn.com/nfl/attendance/_/sort/homePct/order/false

I refuse to believe these stats.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Ehud posted:

I refuse to believe these stats.

Bad team or not going to a football game in Miami is probably a lot more fun than going to a game in Cincinnati

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



There weren't half of 65k fans for the Pats @ Dolphins game, come on now NFL.

Hmmmmm

https://twitter.com/LJ1303/status/1178355141810020352

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

FYI Bengals are beating the poo poo out of the Dolphins in terms of not going to see their bad team and lovely ownership

http://www.espn.com/nfl/attendance/_/sort/homePct/order/false

The Washington numbers are even funnier when you consider what percentage of the people in attendance are fans of the opposing team.

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

SKULL.GIF posted:

Bad team or not going to a football game in Miami is probably a lot more fun than going to a game in Cincinnati

there's a ton of other poo poo to do in Miami

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

SKULL.GIF posted:

Bad team or not going to a football game in Miami is probably a lot more fun than going to a game in Cincinnati

There is just no way the numbers are true. There have been a lot of pics of the tiny crowds on social media and shots of it on the broadcast as well.

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

FYI Bengals are beating the poo poo out of the Dolphins in terms of not going to see their bad team and lovely ownership

http://www.espn.com/nfl/attendance/_/sort/homePct/order/false

Lmao the chargers home stats.

76k total over 3 games but like 95 % possible capacity

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Codependent Poster posted:

Justin Houston was mic'd up for the Colts/Chiefs game.

https://twitter.com/Colts/status/1181705861321891842

be sure to watch all they way to the end for a cameo by Irsay in an insane looking purple suit!

Cavauro posted:

The kind of cooked where they are 'good' but can't stay on the field so it doesn't matter

There was a Rotoworld blurb this morning implying the Pats should try to trade for Green and/or Eifert and uh we really don't need 2 more guys who spend 80% of every season injured, got enough already. I do hope AJ goes to an actual good team for his next contract though, he's been trapped in a slightly better Megatron hell for too long.

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
are 49ers fans going to the games now so they can burn in perpetual hellfire with the worst designed stadium in the league?

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe

Ehud posted:

There is just no way the numbers are true. There have been a lot of pics of the tiny crowds on social media and shots of it on the broadcast as well.

I'm sure its paid not actual attendance

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Asproigerosis posted:

are 49ers fans going to the games now so they can burn in perpetual hellfire with the worst designed stadium in the league?

It was a high of 82 on Monday

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
https://twitter.com/FieldYates/status/1181996609024008192?s=20

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a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Lol

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