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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Schedule:

TNF: Giants @ Patriots

Sunday:
Early as gently caress: Panthers @ Buccaneers 9:30am

1pm:
Saints @ Jaguars
Washington @ Dolphins
Texans @ Chiefs
Eagles @ Vikings
Bengals @ Ravens
Seahawks @ Browns

4pm:
49ers @ Rams
Falcons @ Cardinals
Cowboys @ Jets
Titans @ Broncos

SNF: Steelers @ Chargers

MNF: Lions @ Packers - How rare is it when MNF is the best prime time game of the week?

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
HELLO ENEMIES OF THE RUN HOW IS LOSING

HMMM CAN'T RELATE

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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You could’ve flexed, NBC! YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE!

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Flex Washington @ Dolphins to SNF so we can make Colinsworth suffer.

adaz
Mar 7, 2009

bill callahan unable to score against the worst defense of all time is the type of prime time entertainment i want to see

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
baker mayfield is booty

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
Colinsworth is physically incapable of declining to cover a Steelers game.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


How’s being offseason champs working for the factory

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Post your XFL name:


https://twitter.com/xfl2020/status/1181283279514660864

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Predictions:
Giants trot out Eli afer Dimes gets injured, who will give the Pats their 1st loss of the season. Manning retires after the game, saying "I'm finished."

Bridgewater vs. Minshew II's mustache.

Washington/Dolphins ends in tie.

Mahomes is still injured and lose to Watson.

Uh... Cousins somehow has a good game?

49'ers may show Rams really in trouble.

Sam Darnold cleared to play, still dies on the field.

Who's gonna play QB for the Steelers?

Lions gonna lose to the Packers because of some bullshit "not a catch" ruling that will somehow still be upheld after being challenged.

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



Kalli posted:

Flex Washington @ Dolphins to SNF so we can make Colinsworth suffer.

I dunno, Steelers @ Chargers is gonna be a complete shitshow given their output Sunday.

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values

quote:

SNF: Steelers @ Chargers

Jesus Christ

hughesta
Jun 12, 2012

i know its super duper kooper
cool like up the bitches snitches
SNF is gonna be some fantastic clownball

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Browns continue to be the Browns, ontologically

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010


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Ultra Carp
I'm hopeful that Miami/Washington somehow turns into the best game of the week, like when the Browns played the Lions... oh god, 10 years ago?

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Acebuckeye13 posted:

I'm hopeful that Miami/Washington somehow turns into the best game of the week, like when the Browns played the Lions... oh god, 10 years ago?

Time is escaping you and soon the grave approaches. There in that dim twilight reads the stone "you are the cowgirls"

LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

Acebuckeye13 posted:

I'm hopeful that Miami/Washington somehow turns into the best game of the week, like when the Browns played the Lions... oh god, 10 years ago?
I remember the Browns/Bills game where Anderson completed like.....2 passes? and they won. What a lovely, wonderful game.

adaz
Mar 7, 2009

LiquidFriend posted:

I remember the Browns/Bills game where Anderson completed like.....2 passes? and they won. What a lovely, wonderful game.

look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair

https://www.pro-football-reference.com/boxscores/200712160cle.htm

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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

Bellmaker posted:

I dunno, Steelers @ Chargers is gonna be a complete shitshow given their output Sunday.

Two evenly matched teams :thunk:

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

Gonna sleep through this week at 4-1 😴

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

:five:

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
God I love Baker Mayfield getting char-boiled. Eat it forever, fuckhead.

https://twitter.com/LamarHeisman/status/1181405297253978112

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


The following have won titles more recently than the Browns

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Super_Bowl_champions
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ash_Ketchum

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?




adaz
Mar 7, 2009

I uh... huh

The 49ers look good certainly but 6th best ever seems a bit high

https://twitter.com/FO_ASchatz/status/1181432583650983939

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

adaz posted:

I uh... huh

The 49ers look good certainly but 6th best ever seems a bit high

https://twitter.com/FO_ASchatz/status/1181432583650983939

Huh.

Watch both of these teams lose next week.

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
Wow. How strange and wonderful these two teams must be. That or DVOA is a garbage stat invented to suck off NE.

Barudak
May 7, 2007


Theyre killing Ash Ketchum now that hes won so honestly thats a best case for the Browns

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

adaz posted:

I uh... huh

The 49ers look good certainly but 6th best ever seems a bit high

https://twitter.com/FO_ASchatz/status/1181432583650983939

Hmmmmmmmmmmm


Seems low

hifi
Jul 25, 2012


bargain bin gardner minshew

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
The Chargers tricked me last year.

I will not be fooled again

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007

gently caress Baker for shaving this beard. Serves him right.

pnumoman
Sep 26, 2008

I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.

Henrik Zetterberg posted:

gently caress Baker for shaving this beard. Serves him right.

Baker lost the favor of the gods with this transgression. Maybe he'll heed the omens next time.

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...

Wrong game


https://www.pro-football-reference.com/boxscores/200910110buf.htm

2/17 with an INT in a 6-3 Browns WIN.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

The Puppy Bowl posted:

Wow. How strange and wonderful these two teams must be. That or DVOA is a garbage stat invented to suck off NE.

I think it's a garbage stat that until this year never rated the Pats especially highly during the season vs just looking at the W/L or something.

I don't know if it does opponent adjustments this early in the season either because hoo boy that should bring the Pats down to earth.

Nosre
Apr 16, 2002


opponent adjustments are in, apparently

https://twitter.com/FO_ASchatz/status/1181187631000031237

The Dave
Sep 9, 2003

If you haven’t watched a Giants game this season oh boy are you in for a treat with their secondary.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Oh so it’s San Fran who gets built up before their first round exit

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Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon

sean10mm posted:

I think it's a garbage stat that until this year never rated the Pats especially highly during the season vs just looking at the W/L or something.

I don't know if it does opponent adjustments this early in the season either because hoo boy that should bring the Pats down to earth.

The problem with DVOA this early in the season is that opponent adjustments are only at 50%. They don’t hit 100% until Week 10. Without the “Defense-adjusted” part, the “Value over Average” part is super misleading and useless.

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