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https://twitter.com/JosinaAnderson/status/1181993976099942400 https://twitter.com/JosinaAnderson/status/1181995622209073157 https://twitter.com/JosinaAnderson/status/1182000159237918720 It's happening
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Oct 9, 2019 19:36
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He launched his head straight at him, what target zone was he going for
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Oct 9, 2019 19:49
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Athanatos posted:He launched his head straight at him, what target zone was he going for the head
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Oct 9, 2019 19:52
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This isn't fair https://twitter.com/eric_d_williams/status/1182002963096768512 https://twitter.com/MoveTheSticks/status/1182007695559147520
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Oct 9, 2019 20:11
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When do the chargers start placing their medical paperwork people on IR? All that writing has to do horrors to the wrist
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The pulmonary embolism one is just like, if I were to make a joke about why someone on the Chargers was hurt I might go with that since it's a real term I've vaguely heard. Past that I'd be down to 'oh that Chargers LB? He's out with with toeitis,' or something. Coincidentally I'm pretty sure Eddie George lost a good chunk of his career to toeitis.
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GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:FYI Bengals are beating the poo poo out of the Dolphins in terms of not going to see their bad team and lovely ownership I imagine a lot of that has to do with Miami having a lot of expats. They're not going to see the Dolphins, they're going to see whichever team is going to paste the Dolphins that week. Meanwhile...I'm not sure who lives in Cincinnati exactly. I know absolutely nothing about it.
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a neat cape posted:This isn't fair Something is hosed up with the Chargers medical staff, or conditioning staff, or somewhere along the line.
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At least no one has MRSA. Yet.
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Athanatos posted:Something is hosed up with the Chargers medical staff, or conditioning staff, or somewhere along the line. Imagine how bad David Chao must have been to get fired from that organization. Or how bad everyone else is because it apparently got worse.
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Silly Burrito posted:At least no one has MRSA. Yet. My local gym in LA closed due to MRSA. It's coming.
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Sometimes I get frustrated by all the injuries that the Eagles suffer every season, but then I look over at the Chargers and suddenly the Eagles' medical staff look like miracle workers.
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Oct 9, 2019 20:54
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Chargers as in a bunch of people charging their medical insurance
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Oct 9, 2019 21:19
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Tyler Lockett is saving himself for marriage. 27 year old star athlete virgin Not trying to judge but lol sex rules
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That's what Western Kansas does to people "west" is anything west of Lawrence, just fyi
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Grittybeard posted:The pulmonary embolism one is just like, if I were to make a joke about why someone on the Chargers was hurt I might go with that since it's a real term I've vaguely heard. This is going to lead to Rivers being on the injury report with a groin injury that 9 months later turns into a set of triplets.
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EmbryoSteve posted:Tyler Lockett is saving himself for marriage. No girlfriend/wife, no sex. What the hell does he do with his time?
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sweet thursday posted:No girlfriend/wife, no sex. Ah, I see you've come to ask the experts
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EmbryoSteve posted:Tyler Lockett is saving himself for marriage. Better to have a WR that's having no sex than a WR that is having sex with the QBs wife
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sweet thursday posted:No girlfriend/wife, no sex. Ol' Righty still counts And anime
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sweet thursday posted:No girlfriend/wife, no sex. Head in the playbook
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EmbryoSteve posted:Head in the playbook the only place he's getting it
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EmbryoSteve posted:Head in the playbook JJ Watt nods in approval. “You can’t get sacks in the...sack. poo poo.”
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EmbryoSteve posted:Tyler Lockett is saving himself for marriage. im afraid im going to have to drop him from my fantasy team. sure he's done okay so far, but theres no way itll last with his balls all swelled up like that. he'll have to run his routes bowlegged
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Did Tebow get married yet?
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https://twitter.com/MaioccoNBCS/status/1182046630524047360?s=19 Hell yeah baby. No LT, no RT, no lead blocker. Niners are gonna get back to .500 lol
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Did Tebow get married yet? Yeah he landed a Miss Universe
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But he went 190 days without an infraction is a pretty funny defense
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Uh, is that including the off-season?
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CharlestheHammer posted:But he went 190 days without an infraction is a pretty funny defense Plays, not days.
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Vengarr posted:Plays, not days. Yeah I read that wrong too at first. Still if he averages 30 snaps a game that's just over 6 games of being a good boy? I don't know how many snaps he gets per game, I feel like 30 is a decent guess coming out on third downs or whatever but it might be lower. Or higher which would be funnier.
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Burficit had 298 snaps last year. Then this year his snaps went up dramatically. https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/B/BurfVo00.htm He's had 191 just this year. E: Basically they're saying it's the first time he tried to kill somebody this season.
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They probably spent hours looking at various ways to present how long it had been and  that "190 plays" loving won.
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Vengarr posted:Plays, not days. I honestly think days would be more impressive but fair enough
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CharlestheHammer posted:I honestly think days would be more impressive but fair enough To be fair it'll look much more impressive next year when he inevitably injures someone.
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This Burfict ordeal really smells of a Kangaroo Court, an expression coined in the wake of an Australian man being falsely convicted of of a crime in turn of the century San Francisco. They're only looking at the minority of plays in which Vontaze potentially ruined a man's life by giving them severe head trauma. What about the vast majority of snaps Burfict didn't concuss a man into oblivion? What about those plays where he didn't even register a tackle? And don't get me started on the fact that he wasn't even on the field for well over 90% of all NFL plays this year.
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You do have to admit that picture from college where he's pointing at the quarterback is an all time great football picture. I'm not sure how many dangerous hits that forgives but I'm sure it's a few.
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