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Ritznit
Dec 19, 2012

I'm crackers for cheese.

Ultra Carp
Dude apparently tried to attack a Synagogue.

Lovely.

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aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


I had this surreal moment as I came home from work and checked Twitter where I knew that something bad had happened because everyone was referring to it but no idea what it was

This quote by Kurt (Curt) Gebhard Adolf Philipp Freiherr von Hammerstein-Equord is funny

quote:

„Ich unterscheide vier Arten. Es gibt kluge, fleißige, dumme und faule Offiziere. Meist treffen zwei Eigenschaften zusammen. Die einen sind klug und fleißig, die müssen in den Generalstab. Die nächsten sind dumm und faul; sie machen in jeder Armee 90 % aus und sind für Routineaufgaben geeignet. Wer klug ist und gleichzeitig faul, qualifiziert sich für die höchsten Führungsaufgaben, denn er bringt die geistige Klarheit und die Nervenstärke für schwere Entscheidungen mit. Hüten muss man sich vor dem, der gleichzeitig dumm und fleißig ist; dem darf man keine Verantwortung übertragen, denn er wird immer nur Unheil anrichten.“

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurt_von_Hammerstein-Equord#Menschenbild_und_F%FChrungsstil

frajaq
Jan 30, 2009

#acolyte GM of 2014



he livestreamed the attack on his account on twitch

https://www.twitch.tv/spilljuice/videos

wonder how long this account will stay up

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Incel, Flügel or Glatze?

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Trying to storm a synagogue during Yom Kippur means all three of these qualifiers.

Libluini
May 18, 2012

I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...
Grimey Drawer
The police claim more than one were involved in the attack, and they're still searching for the ones they didn't get.

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS


Yet Another Saarland Success Story.

YASSS, Annegret

Babies Getting Rabies
Apr 21, 2007

Sugartime Jones

Libluini posted:

The police claim more than one were involved in the attack, and they're still searching for the ones they didn't get.

Did they already check who wasn't in the police station during the attack?

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

Sereri posted:

If you're worried about the GKV collapsing in the next 20 years I'm not sure what to tell you about the PKV

It's not about the PKV existing in 20 years. It's about saving significant amounts of money now, in the years where you're relatively young and well-earning and leverage those savings into growing your wealth so you're in a better position once the system breaks down and/or all the PKV fatcats get consolidated into the GKV (SPD proposal from last election cycle btw, and a huge boon to the fatcats).

Peggotty
May 9, 2014

Leaving NATO is a crazy radical position in this country, it renders a party nicht regierungsfähig.
Making this guy your main ally is the reasonable centrist position:

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1182024931581874177?s=20

Peggotty fucked around with this message at 22:19 on Oct 9, 2019

Trevorrrrrrrrrrrrr
Jul 4, 2008

frajaq posted:

he livestreamed the attack on his account on twitch

https://www.twitch.tv/spilljuice/videos

wonder how long this account will stay up

I saw the video and its really surreal and bizarre. Like the guy is trying to shoot up a synagogue so he walks up to open the main door and tries to open it but its locked so he shouts "gently caress" and walks away. Then he tries to hopelessly to break thru some weak rear end wooden saloon style doors but cant. Multiple random passerby-ers were saved because his gun was scuffed and jammed. Then he accidentally shoots out the tires on his own car. The whole video is like 30min in broad daylight on city streets but i didn't hear a single police siren. Unfortunately 2 people still died but it could have been a lot worse if this guy wasn't straight outta Four Lions.

Ritznit
Dec 19, 2012

I'm crackers for cheese.

Ultra Carp
https://twitter.com/DavidUberti/status/1181979088275292160?s=20

This reads like a lovely joke and I hate that it's real.

sauer kraut
Oct 2, 2004
So he shot a random bystander woman and a customer buying a sandwich at a kebap shop?
That'll show those dastardly Semites who's boss :smith:

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

Let's cuddle. :3:
He also built his own guns and this was part of his arsenal:




GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Streaming is way too complicated for some Flügel Boomer to figure out. And I don't think a Glatze ever heard of Twitch. Probably something incel adjacent.

Also, thanks for reading and please subscribe to my channel where I'll do some driveby phrenology on him next

Haramstufe Rot
Jun 24, 2016

Nazi stomping should become a Volkssport again imo


when did we go soft?

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

When do you think has nazi stomping ever been a Volkssport?

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

System Metternich posted:

When do you think has nazi stomping ever been a Volkssport?

For a time it was a Volkssport, just not a German Volkssport

Zwille
Aug 18, 2006

* For the Ghost Who Walks Funny
idk, if you count goose stepping it kinda was a very German thing

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Holy poo poo, apparently the dude was mass murderer mr. magoo. Completely disorganized, dropping his stuff every 10 seconds, tripping over his own feet, constantly apologizing to the stream for being such a loser, NEET, etc.

I'm so angry right now that two innocent people got brutally murdered over this stupid incel horseshit. Forced sozialkompetenzen unterricht at every school, NOW

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
These swarms of XR groups moving through Berlin right now are cool as heck, i was just at kotti and they shut that poo poo down lol

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

cebrail posted:

Leaving NATO is a crazy radical position in this country, it renders a party nicht regierungsfähig.
Making this guy your main ally is the reasonable centrist position:

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1182024931581874177?s=20

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1182031506237280257

Truly sounds like the best possible ally for Germany. :v:

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

Let's cuddle. :3:
https://www.cnbc.com/2019/10/10/turkeys-erdogan-threatens-release-of-refugees-to-europe-over-syria-criticism.html

quote:

Turkey’s President Recep Tayyip Erdogan threatened Europe with a flood of refugees on Thursday if the continent’s leaders call the Turkish invasion of Syria an “occupation.”

“We will open the gates and send 3.6 million refugees your way,” Erdogan said while speaking to officials from his ruling AK Party, according to Reuters.

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


Idk if he can actually do that, and it's obvs dehumanizing the refugees to some sort of plague he can just unleash at will, but t's darkly funny to mach yourself klar that that would absolutely drop this continent into pandemonium if it happened.

Libluini
May 18, 2012

I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...
Grimey Drawer
No, funnier is that this threat would be pure nonsense if we just welcomed the refugees with open arms and spend some real effort into integrating them. Sadly, the typical Human's alignment has been set to Chaotic Evil since the first ape bashed the second ape's head in with a rock 3 million years ago, so Erdogan can laugh maniacally about how stupid and dumb we are instead.

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.
lol according to foodwatch this wurst company has been selling diseased meat for at least 5 years. :barf:

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS
https://twitter.com/marga_owski/status/1182256815528128512

Sereri
Sep 30, 2008

awwwrigami

What? Who is that Thomas Gottschalk looking motherfucke

quote:

1996 kam es in den Massenmedien nach der Veröffentlichung von Handkes Reisebericht Eine winterliche Reise zu den Flüssen Donau, Save, Morawa und Drina oder Gerechtigkeit für Serbien zu heftigen Kontroversen, die bis heute andauern. Kritiker werfen ihm eine Verharmlosung der serbischen Kriegsverbrechen vor,[8] während Handke für sich eine differenziertere Wortwahl und Darstellung der Ereignisse als in der allgemeinen journalistischen Berichterstattung in Anspruch nimmt. Wegen der ausbleibenden Distanzierung des Papstes vom Kosovokrieg trat Handke 1999 aus der Römisch-katholischen Kirche aus.[9] Er trat zur Serbisch-orthodoxen Kirche über.[10]

Im März 2004 unterzeichnete Peter Handke einen vom kanadischen Autor Robert Dickson verfassten Künstlerappell zur Verteidigung Slobodan Miloševićs. Zu den Unterzeichnern gehörte auch der spätere Literaturnobelpreisträger Harold Pinter.[11] Im selben Jahr besuchte er Milošević im Gefängnis in Den Haag. 2005 wurde er von den Verteidigern des jugoslawischen Ex-Präsidenten, der vor dem UN-Kriegsverbrechertribunal in Den Haag des Völkermords und der Verbrechen gegen die Menschlichkeit angeklagt war, als Zeuge eingeladen. Handke lehnte dies ab und veröffentlichte wenig später einen Essay mit dem Titel Die Tablas von Daimiel, der den Untertitel Ein Umwegzeugenbericht zum Prozess gegen Slobodan Milošević trägt. Am 18. März 2006 trat Handke bei der Beerdigung von Slobodan Milošević als Grabredner auf,[12] was zu einem Wiederaufleben der Kontroverse führte.

:gonk:

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

I never read any of his stuff, but I kinda hope that they all read like a best of of this account

Peggotty
May 9, 2014

https://www.welt.de/debatte/komment...ialflow_twitter

Im Springer-Konzern stellt sich derweil der Vorstandsvorsitzende völlig unverhohlen auf die Seite des Mörders.

genericnick
Dec 26, 2012

Libluini posted:

No, funnier is that this threat would be pure nonsense if we just welcomed the refugees with open arms and spend some real effort into integrating them. Sadly, the typical Human's alignment has been set to Chaotic Evil since the first ape bashed the second ape's head in with a rock 3 million years ago, so Erdogan can laugh maniacally about how stupid and dumb we are instead.

It's not even an average human problem. I was in Vienna at the height of the refugee crisis. They had city government elections, and the mayor basically went yeah whatever, and the far right gained about two percent. But ever since then all of Europe's centrists have not found the time to change out of their poo poo pants and they keep turning the dril racism wheel with shaky hands and frequent glances into the audience.

Zwille
Aug 18, 2006

* For the Ghost Who Walks Funny

cebrail posted:

https://www.welt.de/debatte/komment...ialflow_twitter

Im Springer-Konzern stellt sich derweil der Vorstandsvorsitzende völlig unverhohlen auf die Seite des Mörders.

https://twitter.com/hrtgn/status/1182383970337640448

https://twitter.com/marga_owski/status/1182416877525577728?s=20

Zwille fucked around with this message at 23:10 on Oct 10, 2019

Drone
Aug 22, 2003

Incredible machine
:smug:


There's gonna be some fantastic White Boomer Krokodilstränen because of the high probability of Greta winning the Nobel Peace Prize today :pray:

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS
I want the Nobel Peace prize to go to the pope. Just so I can watch what happens once Vatican PR slips up and people can no longer deny that even pope Francis is Catholic.

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

cebrail posted:

https://www.welt.de/debatte/komment...ialflow_twitter

Im Springer-Konzern stellt sich derweil der Vorstandsvorsitzende völlig unverhohlen auf die Seite des Mörders.

They paywalled it. Any highlowlights?

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

Let's cuddle. :3:
He starts out going "yup, the shooter was a bad man" and then just starts vomiting all the terror attacks from "brown people" europe had over the years and asks why the halle shooter was a wake-up call and those weren't while waggling his eyebrows.

Peggotty
May 9, 2014

Perestroika posted:

They paywalled it. Any highlowlights?

https://twitter.com/AliceBota/status/1182386746413256704

https://twitter.com/AliceBota/status/1182387353668722688

And all his points like that. The entire article is "it's the foreigners fault that we're killing them".

At least the Twitter Trends had a point:

Peggotty fucked around with this message at 09:14 on Oct 11, 2019

RabbitWizard
Oct 21, 2008

Muldoon

Perestroika posted:

They paywalled it. Any highlowlights?

My favorite part: Complaint about a group of climate-activist in Halle. Those motherfuckers didn't drop everything they were doing and walk across town to....idk, light a candle? I stopped reading somewhere around that part, hope i didn't miss a great burn on Greta.

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

cebrail posted:

https://twitter.com/AliceBota/status/1182386746413256704

https://twitter.com/AliceBota/status/1182387353668722688

And all his points like that. The entire article is "it's the foreigners fault that we're killing them".

At least the Twitter Trends had a point:



Thanks. The old "it's the foreigners fault that we're so racist, because they're just being so foreign all over the place". Jesus Christ what a shitrag.

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Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.
Peace Prize for Abiy Ahmed, boomer crisis averted.

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