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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/lovemyphilly/status/1173914495594315776?s=21

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Wrong thread.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
That's.....extremely cursed.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻

Me when I saw this:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_MiA9V-V5-I

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

how do you do, fellow brand engager?

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006


I know I'm being played, but this really rumples my rutabaga.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Today in the good tweets thread: bagel definitions

ponzicar
Mar 17, 2008
My rear end in a top hat is a bagel.

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

https://twitter.com/TriciaLockwood/status/289148349003730947?s=20

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Sir, the only way to have pizza any time would be to put it on some sort of....i dunno, small bagel. But no reputable Jewish bakery would make such a thing.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

zoux posted:

Sir, the only way to have pizza any time would be to put it on some sort of....i dunno, small bagel. But no reputable Jewish bakery would make such a thing.

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth JoAnna The Wise?

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Did she get sued for copyright infringement?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=So50EUl8wbc

Nighttheii
Nov 21, 2007
hi
https://twitter.com/michaelreeves08/status/1182129460637663232

Pretty great thread of very normal room decorations! "I trust you."

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/sannewman/status/1182358245828116480

We must help these poor souls by exorcising this demon with the power of taxation

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

Nighttheii posted:

https://twitter.com/michaelreeves08/status/1182129460637663232

Pretty great thread of very normal room decorations! "I trust you."

Hi please help me upvote multiple listings of live mealworms

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/sannewman/status/1182358245828116480

We must help these poor souls by exorcising this demon with the power of taxation

powerful post

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

https://twitter.com/_jazzghost_/status/1181592374549630981?s=19

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/sannewman/status/1182358245828116480

We must help these poor souls by exorcising this demon with the power of taxation

Their soul has become too corrupted with evil

Billionaires will continue to exist unless their vessels, including phylacteries, are destroyed

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

The worst thing you can do to a rich person is impoverish them. Worse even than death.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/bettemidler/status/1182389615614926849?s=21

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

ponzicar posted:

My rear end in a top hat is a bagel.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


The problem is that the allegations against Warren and Harris are ridiculous and impossible

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

https://twitter.com/leoshvm/status/1182043687083225088?s=19

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

zoux posted:

The problem is that the allegations against Warren and Harris are ridiculous and impossible
ridiculous yes

impossible? hmmm...

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/audipenny/status/1182432411365203969?s=21

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrRNM9cMBDk&t=53s

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

zoux posted:

The worst thing you can do to a rich person is impoverish them. Worse even than death.

Which is preciously why every vestige of their being must be purged to ensure they don't reappear with a vengeance. Not completing an exorcism is far worse than not doing it all.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/dotarding/status/1182491197866004480

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/timmwinto/status/1182476032277790720

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

I genuinely hope she rejects it

Neurion
Jun 3, 2013

The musical fruit
The more you eat
The more you hoot

MizPiz posted:

I genuinely hope she rejects it

How come?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Because "thank you for this award and recognition" carries a lot less weight than "STOP GIVING OUT STUPID loving AWARDS AND DO YOUR JOB SHITDICKS, THE PLANET'S ON FIRE AND YOU'RE HOLDING POPULARITY CONTESTS"

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Memento posted:

Because "thank you for this award and recognition" carries a lot less weight than "STOP GIVING OUT STUPID loving AWARDS AND DO YOUR JOB SHITDICKS, THE PLANET'S ON FIRE AND YOU'RE HOLDING POPULARITY CONTESTS"

what is the nobel prize committee supposed to do about global warming though aside from hand out nobel prizes to people who are doing something about the problem? we're talking about a bunch of scandinavian academics here who don't really have much institutional power outside of their own personal advocacy

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Anyway they gave it to the PM of Ethiopia

https://twitter.com/MrJames_Casey/status/1182648418818281472

https://twitter.com/PaulBisceglio/status/1182309588886081537

The answer to all three is because I was struck blind

zoux has a new favorite as of 14:42 on Oct 11, 2019

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

luxury handset posted:

what is the nobel prize committee supposed to do about global warming though aside from hand out nobel prizes to people who are doing something about the problem? we're talking about a bunch of scandinavian academics here who don't really have much institutional power outside of their own personal advocacy

It's on-brand.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Ten bucks says he doesn’t get any linguistic nuance and makes himself look like a most unchill pedant.

Sagan would be pissed.

High as gently caress.

But pissed.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Neurion posted:

How come?

The Nobel Prize is a cruel joke. It's the ultimate example of how the language of justice is abused to rehabilitate individuals (and the institutions they're associated with) who are basically responsible for all the world's ills. Accepting it would mean she has been fully co-opted by the establishment and will just be doing variety show appearances from now on.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

MizPiz posted:

Accepting it would mean she has been fully co-opted by the establishment and will just be doing variety show appearances from now on.
As an ASD person who watched her from the sidelines, she already is little more than a dancing puppy unless she's spearheading some true on-the-ground initiatives. She's a novelty act for the press and they're already bored with her. I honestly wouldn't hold it against her for cashing out and getting some resume clout by accepting the prize.


mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

MizPiz posted:

Accepting it would mean she has been fully co-opted by the establishment and will just be doing variety show appearances from now on.
As an ASD person who watched her from the sidelines, she already is little more than a dancing puppy unless she's spearheading some true on-the-ground initiatives. She's a novelty act for the press and they're already bored with her. I honestly wouldn't hold it against her for cashing out and getting some resume clout by accepting the prize.


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Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE

mind the walrus posted:

As an ASD person who watched her from the sidelines, she already is little more than a dancing puppy unless she's spearheading some true on-the-ground initiatives. She's a novelty act for the press and they're already bored with her. I honestly wouldn't hold it against her for cashing out and getting some resume clout by accepting the prize.




Also as an ASD person hard disagree. The simple fact that she makes chuds foam at the mouth tells me she's effective.

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