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My spouse's little brother thought it was hysterical that we were worried about her stepfather showing up to our wedding in his usual outfit of print t-shirt, sweatpants with sports logos, and dirty sneakers until he did exactly that at his college graduation. So now he has a picture of himself in his gown with his mother, Chuck Schumer, and what looks to be a homeless man.
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I checked the comments on the cast iron ladyquote:Yeah I misspoke. It's a big non stick copper pot thing. Not cast iron.
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Oct 11, 2019 16:38
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for being overdressed/not going back? This clueless Dagwood motherfucker can't appreciate how his girlfriend gets all dressed up like she's shooting the intro to a porno for him every day and actually complains about having the best dressed GF at the party. Grow a spine, dipshit.
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Oct 11, 2019 16:39
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:metal utensil supremacy. you will never best a stainless steel spatula that has had its edge honed as a knife, it is the ultimate kitchen tool the thousand-fold omelet Rubellavator posted:I checked the comments on the cast iron lady i'd be more concerned about using metal utensils on a teflon coated pan than cast iron, since cast iron is a lot more robust than food nerds give it credit for, but still: lmao
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Oct 11, 2019 16:40
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Rubellavator posted:I checked the comments on the cast iron lady If that is the case then she is an overbearing douche, ditch her
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Oct 11, 2019 16:41
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for being overdressed/not going back? odds on this woman having autism, diagnosed or otherwise? Whorelord fucked around with this message at 16:47 on Oct 11, 2019 |
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Oct 11, 2019 16:44
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Whorelord posted:over/under on this woman having autism, diagnosed or otherwise? Actual answer: they're teenagers
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Oct 11, 2019 16:45
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Fitzy Fitz posted:cast iron is the iphone of the cooking world
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Oct 11, 2019 16:46
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Speaking about your cooking skills AITA for saying my farts smell like my girlfriends cooking rear end in a top hat Not a poo poo post, in the figurative way I suppose. So here’s the only fact you really need to know. I have irritable bowel syndrome. It sucks, I use the bathroom a lot, but it’s pretty under control because I have some pills to deal with it. Well sometimes, the food that I eat seems to run through me very quickly, and smells follow. The other night, my girlfriend made meatballs for dinner. She comes from an Italian background and adds her own flare to them, and they were delicious. I loved them with all my heart and enjoyed every single instance of eating them. Well, an hour or so later, I passed gas and it smelled identical to the meatballs. I know this is gross, but it’s my life. I breathed in after the fart, and it smelled exactly like dinner, the meatballs. I was equal parts disgusted but happy to smell the meatballs again, and in a happy way, I told my girlfriend that my fart smelled like meatballs. She was taken aback and thought I insulted her cooking, but that truly wasn’t my intention. I was excited to experience it again. So, we’re sitting in a restaurant and reflecting back on it, and now I ask you the question. AITA for saying that my farts smelled like meatballs?
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Oct 11, 2019 16:57
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Fitzy Fitz posted:Actual answer: they're teenagers that actually makes it seem more likely, as is the fact that they're german
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Oct 11, 2019 16:58
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The concept of getting upset that someone is dressing better than you is so baffling to me. Like, if that matters to you, maybe you just dress better too? And then it won't happen as much?
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Oct 11, 2019 16:59
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AITA? So me and my girlfriend are both dentists, I invested in a 3D dental scanner and she wants to use it for free but I don’t think it’s fair. quote:So me and my girlfriend have been together for a bit over 3 years, we’re both dentists. DragQueenofAngmar fucked around with this message at 17:08 on Oct 11, 2019 |
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Oct 11, 2019 17:01
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Sagebrush posted:The concept of getting upset that someone is dressing better than you is so baffling to me. Like, if that matters to you, maybe you just dress better too? And then it won't happen as much? I wonder if it's different for women than men? I'm a guy. If everyone is better dressed than me then yeah, I hosed up and I'm underdressed. If there's just one guy, then he's the weird guy in a suit.
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Oct 11, 2019 17:05
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I know a functional adult who dresses vintage basically all the time, but she does also own a pair of sweatpants.
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Oct 11, 2019 17:09
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Sagebrush posted:The concept of getting upset that someone is dressing better than you is so baffling to me. Like, if that matters to you, maybe you just dress better too? And then it won't happen as much? People want to feel good about themselves, but people don't want to do the things that make them feel good about themselves because it takes effort. They also hate being reminded of this.
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Oct 11, 2019 17:11
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:
These people both sound petty and unpleasant but I agree with the dude. If she wants to share the medical equipment, then they should go into practice together and split the costs. If she wants to keep her finances separate, then she can buy her own scanner. Presumably the 3D scanner tool also would allow her to perform some kind of specialty service that she could charge extra money for, so in that light it's extra selfish.
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Oct 11, 2019 17:44
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I mean it might be a little more reasonable if by "spending the money on trips" she means "you buy the fancy scanner, and I'll pay for all of our expensive vacations and luxuries" and they split the money that way. But from my experiences with married couples who maintain separate finances, that really is not how it goes
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Oct 11, 2019 17:49
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"I'd rather spend my money on other things that I like. You buy the expensive thing and I'll just like use it for my own benefit or whatever"
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Oct 11, 2019 17:50
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A quick Google search of casual 1950s woment clothing will tell you that women definitely wore pants then. Also common sense would make you wonder what women wore when it was cold or they were doing outdoors stuff etc. I'm just loling at the idea of someone dressing like a stepford housewife all the time. Sounds exhausting. Wtf does she wear when she's sick or wants to have a lazy day?
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Oct 11, 2019 17:57
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Smirking_Serpent posted:Matched with a woman online who turned out to be a dispatcher in town. She ran my police contact info back since I was a child. Was this legal for her to do? Made me uncomfortable that she had free reign to access this info. Clearly illegal unless those are publicly available records, which it's hard to tell if they are or not. He should do a search on himself to see if he can find those charges freely available. If he can't he should report her. Either way, don't date the cop obviously Fitzy Fitz posted:Actual answer: they're teenagers Are you sure about that? It seems to fit but at the same time she seems to describe going over to her friend's house for a party. Sounds like the friend owned the house, but I suppose its possible its just her parents. Modus Pwnens posted:Not the rear end in a top hat but also not the guy who's going to marry into money He's better off without it, if getting it means marrying a person like that. I think I'd dump someone who even suggested that taking public transportation is a bad thing or something you should be embarrassed about. Boyfriend should do a service for girlfriend and try to actually explain how the way she looks at the world is so distorted My girlfriend's parents have a decent amount of money, but she's the opposite of spoiled. It's not an inevitable state for kids who grew up in big houses, clearly her father has hosed her up and it's also her father who will wield all the power when this girl is still asking for her allowance at age 30 Barudak posted:You are the idiot. Nah. Not gonna work anyways, even if he does all that she'll dump him for someone more appropriate eventually, and she already completely disdains him for being poor. Being rich isn't worth suborning yourself
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Oct 11, 2019 18:23
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Ebola Roulette posted:Wtf does she wear when she's sick or wants to have a lazy day? again, she's german, she doesn't know how
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Oct 11, 2019 18:37
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Play posted:Are you sure about that? It seems to fit but at the same time she seems to describe going over to her friend's house for a party. Sounds like the friend owned the house, but I suppose its possible its just her parents. she said she's 19 in the comments
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Oct 11, 2019 18:40
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Ebola Roulette posted:A quick Google search of casual 1950s woment clothing will tell you that women definitely wore pants then. Also common sense would make you wonder what women wore when it was cold or they were doing outdoors stuff etc. Dressing in vintage clothing doesn't mean you have to be done up like a stepford wife all the time. If you go to a vintage store you'll see tons of house dresses from the 1930s though 70s that were meant for doing housework or running errands. And tbqh for maximum laziness one-piece clothing beats everything else. Example 
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Fitzy Fitz posted:cast iron is the iphone of the cooking world nah ceramic is built to be obsolete faster then Teflon
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Oct 11, 2019 19:17
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We don't celebrate B+ grades in this familyquote:Dear Care and Feeding, quote:Dear Baddies,
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Should we stop our daughter from being occult?quote:Dear Care and Feeding, quote:Dear Silly, If you don't stop her now, she'll turn to witchcraft!! 
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Oct 11, 2019 19:51
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From /r/legaladvice: Did my friend forfeit her right to collect unemployment? Chicago. IL. quote:My friend sent this in a group text “Well...I got fired today...after months and months my old rear end bitch of boss was finally able convince an idiot HR Rep to fire me. But please believe I went out in a blaze of glory! I walked up to the bitch and stood eye to eye...and said you are an old miserable bitch who will die alone! No one here likes you...everyone thinks you're crazy and you're just a crazy miserable bitch who like to make others life miserable. You ain't poo poo and that's how everyone will always remember you! She went one way crying I went the other smiling! Bittersweet departure it was.”
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Oct 11, 2019 20:01
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DemoneeHo posted:We don't celebrate B+ grades in this family Right now his mind is being developed and he's particularly sensitive to poor parenting decisions. What they teach here will last a lifetime, maybe two if they do it right (some mental configurations last into our next lives). They need to be careful to lovingly and sensitively teach him that B's and B+'s are trash grades. That way he associates love and empathy with good grades (A+ and A, but never A-) and associates negative self worth with any other grade, including a Pass in a Pass/Fail class. Demand an A. The advisor is foolish and wrong and, if they have children, they are probably failures.
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Oct 11, 2019 20:02
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Propaniac posted:From /r/legaladvice: Everyone loves the fantasy of going out in a blaze of glory but not the reality of then having a toxic reputation as "the person who threw the chair on their way out"
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Oct 11, 2019 20:11
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They give grades to 8 year olds? All through elementary school we just had like at level, above level, or needs work for our report card.
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Oct 11, 2019 20:12
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Propaniac posted:From /r/legaladvice: I'd assume that, in a legal sense, once you're told you're fired you're just a rando causing a scene. Isn't that why big firms escort you to your desk to get your poo poo and then out the door?
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Oct 11, 2019 20:25
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DemoneeHo posted:We don't celebrate B+ grades in this family My sister did nothing and got A's, perfect SATs(nothing wrong not that adjusted poo poo) and got into Ivy league school. I got B's and B+s and was made to feel like poo poo because I didnt apply myself. I was soo bitter I forced out a 5th Year of College to get back at my dad(the driving factor behind it) and it sorta hosed me up until recently. Dont do that poo poo to kids, applaud their accomplishments but push them to be better not make them feel like poo poo cause siblings do better.
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Oct 11, 2019 20:26
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Power Khan posted:AITA for telling my wife that there's probably someone out there better for me? Picard: Mr. Data, do you think there's someone out there better for you than I am? Be honest Data: Captain, what kind of idiot question is that? 
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Oct 11, 2019 20:30
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Propaniac posted:From /r/legaladvice: Lol. Shocking she would resort to this behavior, given that her lifetime of patience and kindness has only equipped her with two words to use as insults - 'miserable' and 'bitch'.
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Oct 11, 2019 20:33
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DemoneeHo posted:Should we stop our daughter from being occult? The nerd kids are all into Gloomhaven these days, which is like D&D but as a canned CYOA story that comes with a big box of figurines and maps
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Oct 11, 2019 20:39
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QuarkJets posted:The nerd kids are all into Gloomhaven these days, which is like D&D but as a canned CYOA story that comes with a big box of figurines and maps Nothing will turn kids away from the church faster than losing a gloomhaven scenario because you ran out of cards right before defeating the last foe
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Oct 11, 2019 20:49
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Vampire wasn't emo enough, so I started playing Monster Hearts.
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Oct 11, 2019 21:25
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Power Khan posted:AITA for telling my wife that there's probably someone out there better for me? I love these guys (they're always guys) who cannot fathom the difference between "Am I Technically Correct" and "Am I The rear end in a top hat"
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Oct 11, 2019 21:59
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debbie looking all kinds of gnarly lol DemoneeHo posted:We don't celebrate B+ grades in this family Future estranged parent right here, golden child complex and all
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Power Khan posted:AITA for telling my wife that there's probably someone out there better for me? Beep boop I am engineer man
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